Zongman: My Smart Group

Vinette: "If Xiaojia wants to go back, then go back. I still need to chat with Yukino for a while."

Raphiel said with a smile, "Gabriel, don't you think Lin Mo's group is very interesting? Why don't you join and give it a try?"

Gabriel snapped, "Why don't you join yourself!"

Raphiel thought for a moment and said, "That is indeed a good idea."

Then he stepped forward and said, "Lin Mo, after hearing you talk about the group, I'm really looking forward to it. May I join your group? Don't worry, I will definitely be loyal to the group!"

Lin Mo stroked his chin and asked, "Why do you want to join my group?"

Raphiel laughed and said, "Because I feel there will be a lot of fun in it... I mean, because I'm deeply attracted by the charm of your group."

Lin Mo: "You're kidding me! I heard you say you were looking for fun, how disgusting! Someone with malicious intentions like you will never join our group, so just give up on that idea!"

Chapter 130: Hell Ahead Lies...

Raphiel feigned a pitiful expression and said, "Aren't you really going to consider it? I really want to join your group!"

Lin Mo said firmly, "Impossible! Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. In some ways, we're the same kind of people."

"puff--"

Gabriel couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hahaha...the same kind of people, hahaha..."

Raphiel couldn't hold back any longer and forced a smile, saying, "No, no, no, how could I possibly be the same kind of person as you? Your wisdom is a level I could never reach in my entire life."

Lin Mo rolled his eyes and said, "What are you thinking? You think your IQ is comparable to mine? I'm saying we're both people who enjoy entertainment, not people who like to watch entertainment. Don't think you can find entertainment in our group. Let me tell you, we, the Three Heads and Six Arms Group, are a very sacred group. We have a very sacred goal! People with ulterior motives like you are not worthy of joining us!"

Raphiel: "That's such a shame."

Gabriel suddenly walked over and said, "Lin Mo, speaking of which, what is the purpose of your three-headed, six-armed group?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo instantly perked up and excitedly declared, "Our ultimate goal as the Three Heads and Six Arms team is, of course, to dominate the Grand Martial Arts Academy!"

Vinette: "Dominate Soubu High? Isn't your goal to seize the position of president of the Service Club?"

Lin Mo: "This is just the first step in our domination of Zongwu High School. After I take the position of president, I will start to recruit soldiers and horses, build high walls, store up grain, and wait for the right time to declare myself king. When the time is right, I will lead everyone to launch the second rebellion of Zongwu High School. Then the position of principal of Zongwu High School may not be left to me!"

Upon hearing this, everyone present recalled the first rebellion of Soubu High School. What was the reason again? Why bother with all that? It doesn't really concern them anyway.

Everyone present felt somewhat guilty. It could be said that none of them were innocent in that rebellion, including Kazuma Sato!

Yukino Yukinoshita broke the silence, saying, "What does the position of the Service Club president have to do with dominating Soubu High School? You can do this even without the position of president, right?"

Lin Mo looked at him with a knowing expression and said, "Although you can choose your own identity when you're out in the world, this is my Zongwu High School after all. I can't just do whatever I want. Besides, the game has already given me a guide. If I want to become king, I must first have my own territory, and the Service Department just happens to be the territory I've chosen!"

Gabriel asked curiously, "What's the name of the game? I want to play it when I get back."

Lin Mo immediately smiled and said, "Especially because it's called..."

Vinette couldn't take it anymore and chopped Gabriel on the head: "A student's duty is to study hard, stop getting so engrossed in your games!"

Lin Mo immediately laughed mockingly, "Hahaha... Gabriel, I never thought you'd have this day too..."

Before she could finish speaking, Winette chopped at her with a chop: "And you, you're an angel too, why did you fall into depravity like Xiao Jia! Honestly, don't you have any self-awareness as angels? If the heavens were full of guys like you, it would be doomed sooner or later."

Lin Mo covered his head and retorted, "You still have the nerve to talk about us? Aren't you an anomaly yourself? Look at yourself, how are you like a demon? You don't do anything demonic, you're always doing good deeds. You and Satania, one a great person and the other a great genius, Hell is truly a place of simple and honest people."

Vinette froze on the spot, then stubbornly insisted, "How am I not like a demon! I'm a real demon!"

Lin Mo curled his lip and said, "I don't believe you. What you did wasn't even as bad as Gabriel's. She borrowed money and didn't pay it back, skipped class to play games, and littered everywhere. Which of those things did you do?"

Vinette blushed and said loudly, "I just don't want to show it! If I show it, Xiao Jia won't have a chance."

Lin Mo: "You're bragging! You're not even as devilish as Satania. At least she challenges Gabriel every day. What have you done? You're like an angel!"

She's just like an angel!

Winet blushed and said, "Shut up!"

Yukino Yukinoshita quickly comforted her, "Vinette, there's no need to be angry about this. You know what kind of person Lin Mo is. I'm sorry for what he said."

Vinette said seriously, "Yukino, you shouldn't get involved in this matter. This concerns my dignity! I will never back down. I must prove that I am a pure demon!"

Lin Mo said disdainfully, "Fine, then start showing off. If you have even half of Satania's charm, I'll believe you're a demon!"

Vinette carefully recalled Satania's usual behavior in her mind, then struck the same pose as Satania and laughed, "Hahaha... I am the greatest demon in hell... Tsukino... Vinette..."

The more Vinette talked, the more shy she became, until her face turned bright red. Then she covered her face and squatted down, saying, "No, I just can't do it! It's too embarrassing!"

Lin Mo said coldly, "Admit it, you're not a demon at all, you're an angel! You...it hurts!"

Before he knew it, Yukino Yukinoshita had somehow gotten close, grabbed his ear, and said coldly with a blank expression, "Lin Mo, when did you learn to bully girls?"

Lin Mo retorted, unconvinced, "I was just stating the facts. How did I bully her?"

Upon seeing Lin Mo's miserable state, Gabriel immediately mocked, "Hahaha... You still have the nerve to talk about me like that? You're no different... It hurts so much!"

Coming to her senses, Winette mimicked Yukino Yukinoshita, grabbing Gabriel's ear and saying with a forced expression, "Gabriel, don't be so rude!"

Kazuma Sato stood beside Hachiman Hikigaya, silently watching the scene unfold. Although he had heard some rumors about Lin Mo, they were still somewhat different from the real him. Since he had already decided to join the Three Heads and Six Arms group and acknowledge Lin Mo as their leader, he had to get to know him better!

As one of only three boys here, this dead-eyed guy must be the legendary Lin Mo's mistress, Hachiman Hikigaya. He's definitely right, the three-headed, six-armed duo! You know something about him, so you have to ask him for some information so you can better carry the beautiful girl on your journey.

Kazuma Sato leaned closer and whispered, "Hello, are you Hachiman Hikigaya?"

Hachiman Hikigaya turned his head slightly. Although he didn't understand why the man had suddenly come closer, he nodded politely and said, "Yes, it is. What can I do for you?"

Kazuma Sato: "It's like this, I'd like to learn more about the Three Heads and Six Arms group from you! After all, I've joined them, and in order to better integrate into their group, I need to gather more information!"

Looking at Sato Kazuma's embarrassed expression, Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but sigh inwardly. He was such a kind old man, being used as a mount and still so happy, and even coming to him for information.

Although he must have misunderstood something, one has to admire his courage. Hopefully, he can withstand the combined weight of the group. After all, I've personally witnessed the combined form of the Three Heads and Six Arms combination! This time, with five people, they must weigh at least 400 pounds. All of that weight will be on Sato Kazuma's shoulders; I really don't know if he can handle it.

Hachiman Hikigaya sighed, "Sato, I advise you to retreat as soon as possible; what lies ahead is hell!"

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P.S.: I'm taking the day off tomorrow to go home by train.

Chapter 131 Lin Mo's Strange Rules

But Kazuma Sato remained unrepentant and completely ignored Hachiman Hikigaya's advice. Instead, he said with unwavering determination, "Don't worry, no matter how difficult it is, I will persevere! I will become the most perfect mount in the world!"

Hachiman Hikigaya's lips twitched slightly. This guy must be seriously mentally ill to have such a twisted idea. No wonder Lin Mo called him the Perverted Demon King earlier. Indeed, there are no wrong nicknames, only wrong names.

Fine, considering we're both in the same boat, I'll give him some more hints.

And so, Hachiman Hikigaya shared his survival experience with Kazuma Sato.

Hachiman Hikigaya: "First, you need to understand that Lin Mo isn't normal. Strictly speaking, he's not even a person. Especially his thought process—never try to understand his thoughts, because he always manages to do things beyond reason. Here are some survival methods I've summarized; please remember them:"

First: No matter what you do, you must be vigilant about your surroundings, because a Lin Mo may randomly appear and harass you in an unexpected place.

Second: When you go to the toilet, make sure Lin Mo is next to you. If he is, please stop going to the toilet immediately, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.

Third: Never try to defeat Lin Mo by force. It is impossible. Apart from Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka, there is no one in the world who can defeat him.

Fourth: If you see Lin Mo in an angry state, do not hesitate to leave immediately, or go to President Yukinoshita and report the matter to her.

Fifth: Never believe everything Lin Mo says. Always maintain a skeptical attitude towards every word he says, otherwise you will never know when you will be tricked.

Sixth: Don't stay too close to Lin Mo for too long, otherwise your intelligence will also be polluted.

What I've said above is my advice to you as someone who's been through it, and I hope it can be helpful.

After listening to Hachiman Hikigaya's words, Kazuma Sato felt that it was a bit exaggerated, like a rule-based ghost story. Lin Mo was just an idiot, was it really necessary to talk about so many rules?

However, since the other party was, after all, my senior, it was better to pretend that I knew: "I understand, I will remember these rules well, thank you for the reminder!"

Just then, the door to the Service Club was pushed open, and Rikka Takanashi and the others returned.

Satania: "Three-Headed, I heard you recruited a new member, where is he?"

Rikka Takanashi: "Although I trust your choice, I still think it's necessary to test the other party."

Kato Megumi thought for a moment and said, "Add one."

Lin Mo smiled and said, "In that case, let's put him to the test. My judgment is never wrong. Sato Kazuma is definitely the best choice to join our organization! Kazuma, come here for a moment."

Looking at the group of beautiful women in front of him, Kazuma Sato immediately shouted, "Hi!"

He quickly approached Lin Mo and said with a firm gaze, "Greetings, seniors! I am Kazuma Sato, a new member of the Three Heads and Six Arms Group! From now on, I will serve as the mount in the group. Please take good care of me!"

Although he appeared extremely serious on the surface, he was actually overjoyed inside. Hahaha... So many cute girls! He had never seen so many girls in his life. Just thinking about carrying them around in the future made him incredibly excited!

Lin Mo patted him on the shoulder and said, "Kazuma, there's no need to be nervous. Everyone here is easy to get along with. I'm sure you'll be able to get through the upcoming tests."

Kazuma Sato shouted, "I will definitely pass everyone's test. Please test me severely, there's no need to pity me!"

What kind of test is it? Is it to carry them around a lap to see how good their stamina is? Hehehe...

Seeing Sato Kazuma suddenly start drooling and grinning like an idiot again, and thinking about how Sato Kazuma died, Lin Mo felt a pang of pity for him.

No wonder he was scared to death. Judging from how he's drooling now, he'd probably choke to death if he wasn't scared to death.

Rikka Takanashi said seriously, "Alright, in that case, I'll give you the first test. Take this, let me see how strong you are! We're the Three-Headed, Six-Armed Team! We don't accept useless people!"

Sanae Dekomori stepped forward and said, "Master, he's just a mere newcomer. You don't need to lift a finger. I, the Thunder Hammer user, can defeat him."

Kazuma Sato's face stiffened. Wasn't it agreed that they were all idiots? How come there's also chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)? Are you kidding me?

Rikka Takanashi nodded and said, "Hello, then you can lead me in this."

Sanae Dekomori assumed an attacking stance and declared, "I will surely bring victory to my master! Desth~"

She held her twin ponytails in her hands and began to spin them around in a dazzling display.

Lin Mo exclaimed in surprise, "It's here! The Thunder Hammer's signature move, Thunder Hurricane! It uses kinetic energy to increase potential energy, thereby increasing the power of the attack! Can the Demon King withstand this blow?!"

Kazuma Sato, who had just assumed a defensive stance, immediately turned around and shouted, "I've been putting up with you for so long! Why do you call me the Demon Chef King?! What's so demonic about me?"

Sanae Tokomori was not one to follow the rules. Seeing Kazuma Sato distracted, she thought to herself, "An opportunity!"

Then she attacked directly, her rapidly spinning twin tails lashing out at Kazuma Sato's face. Kazuma Sato didn't even have time to react before she was completely covered in the blows.

After regaining his senses, he quickly took a few steps back, stretched out his hand, and said, "Wait a minute! Don't you think there's something wrong with this test? I'm just a mount, there's no need for me to pass a strength test, is there?"

Moreover, I wouldn't do something like hitting a pretty girl.

Lin Mo: "Although you're just a mount, you still need to have basic combat capabilities so that we can assign you future tasks. Good luck!"

Sanae Tokomaru has no sense of martial ethics; sneak attacks are a common occurrence for her. Taking advantage of Kazuma Sato and Lin Mo chatting, she launched another sliding tackle.

Kazuma Sato quickly stepped aside and shouted, "Akizuma sack!"

Sanae Dekomori: "Even a sack of beans won't help! Don't run away, fight me like a man!"

As he ran away, Kazuma Sato said, "I'm running away not because I'm afraid of you, but because I don't hit women. Don't push your luck, or you'll regret it!"

Sanae Dekomori: "Then unleash your full power, or I will kill you here today!"

Kazuma Sato suddenly stopped and said with a profound expression, "Fine, you forced me to do this. It seems that my identity, which I have hidden for so many years, can no longer be hidden."

Sanae Tokomori instantly became alert, asking warily, "What tricks are you trying to pull?"

Kazuma Sato said with a smile, "Actually, my true identity is a hero from another world. With the help of a goddess from that world, I defeated the Demon King. After returning to modern society, we agreed not to reveal my identity, but I didn't expect that I still couldn't hide it."

Since they're just delusional, let's fight them with delusional methods! It's kind of weird, but it's better than getting beaten up by pretty girls. Anyway, why are you all just watching? Can someone stop this?!

Sanae Dekomori exclaimed in sudden realization, "I see! You are the hero from another world. I've heard your story and have long wanted to spar with you. In that case, I'll unleash my full power!"

Chapter 132 Go to hell!

Kazuma Sato also became serious: "Bring it on!"

Both of them assumed attack stances, their eyes locked in a fierce battle, flashes of lightning streaking through the air. Suddenly, Kazuma Sato's pupils constricted, and he pointed behind Sanae Dekomori in terror, exclaiming, "There's a UFO!"

Upon hearing this, not only Sanae Tokomori, but most of the people present looked behind her, only to find nothing.

"what!"

With a scream, Sanae Tokomori fell to the ground. What exactly happened?

Kazuma Sato laughed loudly, hands on his hips, "Hahaha... I won this round!"