Zongman: My Smart Group

Lin Mo immediately looked up and asked, "Are you laughing at me?"

Hachiman Hikigaya quickly said seriously, "No, as everyone knows, my nickname is 'Unhappy,' and I won't laugh no matter how funny something is."

Seeing Hachiman Hikigaya's expressionless face, Lin Mo wondered if he had misheard, and then continued to struggle to stand up.

"puff--"

Yui Yuigahama immediately covered her mouth.

Rikka Takanashi looked up and said, "Yui, you just smiled, didn't you?"

Yui Yuigahama modestly replied, "No, no, you must have misheard."

Rikka Takanashi figured that if Lin Mo could mishear, it wasn't surprising that she could too, and continued to struggle.

"puff--"

Yukino Yukinoshita immediately covered her mouth.

Lin Mo / Rikka Takanashi / Satani: "???"

Yukino Yukinoshita asked expressionlessly, "What's wrong?"

Lin Mo and the other two fell into deep thought, then kept thinking they had misheard. Recently, the three of them had been trembling with fear from their own combination technique, and they didn't seem like they could laugh.

The three continued to struggle.

"puff--"

"Hahaha...hahaha...hahaha..."

The three of them couldn't help but burst into laughter, especially Hachiman Hikigaya, who laughed exceptionally loudly.

Satania said angrily, "Enough! You've been making fun of us the whole time, it hasn't stopped!"

Yukino Yukinoshita quickly suppressed her laughter, coughed twice, and said, "No, we were just thinking about something happy."

Yui Yuigahama: "Yes, yes, yes! I remembered something happy."

Hachiman Hikigaya: "My cat is about to give birth."

Lin Mo knew that things couldn't continue like this, otherwise he wouldn't even have the chance to use his three heads and six arms to kill them; they would have laughed themselves to death first.

Lin Mo said seriously, "Six arms, combine them, listen carefully, I'll say 1, 2, 3, let's all exert force together, understand?"

Rikka Takanashi / Satani: "Understood!"

Lin Mo: "One, two, three! Push!"

The three of them immediately exerted all their strength, almost using every ounce of their might, but they still couldn't stand up. Putting aside the difficulty of standing up, the fact that the three of them weren't putting their strength in one direction meant they couldn't stand up.

Lin Mo: "Stop, stop, stop! You guys are going to break my back!"

Rikka Takanashi: "Three heads, how are we supposed to stand up? Use your amazing wisdom to think of a solution!"

Satania: "This position is so uncomfortable! My back hurts so much from being squeezed like this!"

Lin Mo: "Stop arguing, I'm thinking about it!"

After a long silence, Lin Mo looked at Yukino Yukinoshita and cried out, "Doraemon, save me! It was Takanashi Rikka who suggested it, and Satania who instigated the fight. I'm innocent! President Yukino, please save me!"

Rikka Takanashi exclaimed in disbelief, "Mitsubou! What are you doing?! How could you do this?!"

Satania said angrily, "Three-headed man! Have you forgotten our first principle? It's loyalty, you bastard!"

Lin Mo sneered, "The first principle is indeed loyalty, but the second principle is forgetting one's roots! The third principle is betrayal! Also, don't call me Three Heads, I'm ashamed to be associated with you!"

Then Lin Mo looked at Yukino Yukinoshita and said very seriously, "Yukino, I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person!"

Satania: "Get out! You traitor, prepare to die!"

Satania suddenly pulled back with all her might, a move that resulted in 1000 casualties for every 1000 enemies killed, leaving both of them in excruciating pain from the constriction.

Lin Mo shouted, "I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Yukino, don't just stand there watching, untie me now!"

Rikka Takanashi retorted angrily, "Megahead, you've gone too far! How could you betray the organization?! I'll make you pay! Take this, Devouring Maw!"

After saying that, she bit Lin Mo's shoulder.

Lin Mo gasped and said, "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! You're like a dog, how could you bite like that? Fine, then neither of us will get away with this! Death Roll, activate!"

Although Lin Mo couldn't stand up, he could still twist and contort his body to move forward. The Three Heads and Six Arms group disbanded completely less than an hour after its formation.

Yukino Yukinoshita covered her head and sighed, "Sigh~ You three all have one head and two arms!"

However, Yukino Yukinoshita didn't continue watching. She walked up to Lin Mo and said seriously, "Don't move. Let me see if I can untie it."

Lin Mo and the other two immediately stopped what they were doing, as the position was really uncomfortable.

Yukino Yukinoshita tried for three minutes and found that it was a dead knot, tied very tightly, and could not be untied at all.

Yukino Yukinoshita sighed and said, "Why did you have to tie such a knot? Didn't you even think about how to untie it after the fusion is over?"

Lin Mo replied matter-of-factly, "Of course, it's to make our fusion more solid!"

Hachiman Hikigaya said gloatingly, "It's really sturdy. You two might as well prepare to be tied together for life."

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Chapter 92 The Elder Brother's Duties (Fifth Update)

Yukino Yukinoshita sighed and said, "It seems we have no choice but to cut the rope with a knife. Wait a moment, I'll go borrow a craft knife from the teacher."

No sooner had she finished speaking than the door to the Service Club was flung open, and Hiratsuka Shizuka walked in, saying, "Could you... what kind of weird cosplay are you doing?"

Looking at the three people tied up in front of her, Hiratsuka Shizuka was completely dumbfounded.

Lin Mo shouted loudly, "Hiratsuka-sensei, save me!"

Satania: "I will definitely kill you, you traitor!"

Rikka Takanashi: "Hurry up, I can't breathe! I'll bite!"

Lin Mo: "Ouch—it hurts! Help me!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka remained unmoved by the noisy scene, turned to Yukino Yukinoshita, and asked, "What exactly is going on?"

After some effort, Yukino Yukinoshita explained the situation clearly.

Hiratsuka Shizuka stroked her chin and said, "So, these three idiots tied themselves together, right?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo, who had been screaming in pain, immediately shouted, "Who are you calling an idiot! I'm incredibly clever!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka said speechlessly, "What time is it and you're still concerned about this? I think you should just keep tied up like this, at least it will be quiet for a while. Do you know how many people just complained to me that your service club is too noisy?"

Hachiman Hikigaya agreed wholeheartedly, saying, "That's right, it's best never to let go of them!"

Lin Mo roared, "Hachiman! Aren't we best friends? What are you standing there watching? Hurry up and save me!"

Hachiman Hikigaya retorted angrily, "We haven't been best friends since you started coveting my sister!"

Lin Mo's eyes widened instantly, and he said angrily, "Hachiman Hachiman! What kind of person do you take me for! Do you think I'm such a vulgar person! You'd leave me to die over something so trivial? Are you even human?!"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "A trivial matter? To me, this is the most important matter in the world! I will never let someone like you get close to my sister. I will protect Komachi's happiness!"

Lin Mo sneered, "Hachiman, just give up on that idea. It's impossible for a brother and sister to be together. Your sister will marry someone else one day! Your so-called protection of happiness is nothing more than a manifestation of your disgusting desire for control!"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "You're talking nonsense! No one in the world loves Komachi more than me. I would even sacrifice my life for her. As long as I'm here, Komachi will never get married in this lifetime, unless she steps over my dead body! Otherwise, I will protect Komachi for the rest of my life!"

Lin Mo: "Hahaha! As expected of my dearest friend, you'd sacrifice yourself to protect your sister? Hajifan, I acknowledge your love for your sister!"

Hachiman Hikigaya said firmly, "I don't need anyone's approval. I'm just fulfilling my responsibility as an older brother!"

After he finished speaking, Hachiman Hikigaya seemed to radiate a strong light, making him appear incredibly great!

"gross."

Hachiman Hikigaya froze on the spot, mechanically turning his head to look.

Yukino Yukinoshita, Yui Yuigahama, and Shizuka Hiratsuka all looked disgusted.

Yui Yuigahama said with disdain, "Hachiman, I never thought you were such a perverted person."

Yukino Yukinoshita said coldly, "People like you really should spend the rest of your lives in prison."

Hiratsuka Shizuka sighed, "Hachiman, it seems you really want your legs broken."

Rikka Takanashi: "Hachiman, that's really disgusting."

Satania: "Hachiman Bosatsu, I never expected you to be this kind of person!"

Hachiman Hikigaya stood frozen in place, not moving for a long time.

What...what did I just say?!

Hachiman Hikigaya never expected that someone as taciturn as himself would utter such an outrageous statement just now! Although that was exactly what he originally thought.

However, what you think in your heart and what you say out loud are two different things! Especially with Lin Mo present, wouldn't I become another Lin Mo now?

"Hehehe..."

Hachiman Hikigaya suddenly laughed: "Destroy it! Destroy this world quickly! Hehehe... Hahaha..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "It seems I need to make a home visit to you."

Lin Mo: "Please be sure to take me with you then!"

Hachiman Hikigaya turned around and shouted, "Shut up! It's all your fault! If it weren't for you coveting my sister, I wouldn't be considered a pervert by everyone!"

Lin Mo was completely dumbfounded. After realizing what had happened, he burst out cursing, "You can't blame this on me! You're a perverted, deadbeat sister-obsessed guy. You're a coward who doesn't know how to admit his mistakes. What kind of man are you?!"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "If you hadn't corrupted my intelligence, how could I have possibly shouted out what was on my mind!"

Seeing that they were about to argue until the end of the world, Yukino Yukinoshita quickly stepped in and said, "Alright, let's leave this topic here. Do you want to stay here?"

Lin Mo, Rikka Takanashi, and Satani all nodded and said, "Yes!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Hiratsuka-sensei, do you have a knife or something sharp? Please let me borrow it to cut the rope."

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "I have a utility knife in my drawer. Wait a moment, I'll go back and get it now."

After a while, the ropes binding the three were finally cut, and they were finally freed.

Seeing the three of them stand up, Yukino Yukinoshita finally breathed a sigh of relief; the farce was finally over.

If nothing unexpected happens, something unexpected is about to happen.

The moment Lin Mo was freed, he put his hands on his hips, threw his head back, and laughed loudly: "Hahaha! Didn't expect that, did you, Yukino? This was my escape route! I was just pretending to surrender so you could untie me!"

Rikka Takanashi exclaimed in amazement, "Truly astonishing wisdom! They released us with such ease!"

Satania laughed and said, "I knew you wouldn't betray us!"

Lin Mo: "Gentlemen, now that we're free, let's continue our battle for another 300 rounds! Where is the Three-Headed, Six-Armed Combo?!"

Rikka Takanashi / Satani: "Here I am!"

Lin Mo: "Give it to me..."

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka quickly threw three punches and shouted angrily, "Can't you three just shut up for a second?!"

The three immediately crouched down, covering their heads in pain: "Ouch!"

Seeing their pitiful appearance, Yukino Yukinoshita said helplessly, "Let's call it a day for today's club activities. Hurry up and go home."

Upon hearing this, Hachiman Hikigaya immediately ran away as fast as he could. He was just as shameless as Lin Mo. His previous social comment had almost killed him, and his lack of any other action was merely a pretense of composure.

As long as I have a blank expression, it means nothing has happened!

So when he heard Yukino Yukinoshita announce that the club activities were over, he couldn't wait to run away.

Hachiman Hikigaya: I'd rather die than come back to this place again! If I do, I'm a dog!

Yui Yuigahama quickly added, "Um... I'll be going now too, goodbye!"

After saying that, she left. After all, she was really scared to death and was covered in sweat. She needed to go home immediately and take a bath to relax.

Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at the three people who were still crouching with their heads in their hands, and sighed, "When will you three ever give me a break?"