Zongman: My Smart Group
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God suddenly said solemnly, "Although you are not my creation, you do indeed possess the power of angels. Therefore, I hereby appoint you as the eighth angel—the Day of God, to rule over the non-existent eighth day of the week!"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone stared at God in shock. They knew that God valued Lin Mo, but they never expected him to value him this much!
From Monday to Sunday, each day has its own representative angel, each of whom is exceptionally powerful and can be said to stand at the top of all angels. They are also known as the daily guardian angels!
But now God has actually created an eighth angel for Lin Mo, who will rule over the non-existent eighth day of the week! You know, each day of the week has its own metaphor, implying the power of the angels. So what is the metaphor of the eighth day of the week?
Nothingness, chaos, eternity, reincarnation, beginning, end, existence, non-existence.
All of the above are metaphors about the eighth day of the week, which also represent God's approval and expectations of Lin Mo! It can be seen that God treats Lin Mo like his own son, and is just short of giving him God's seat.
Lin Mo was also stunned. What the heck is the eighth day of the week? Is there an eighth day of the week?
Lin Mo tentatively asked, "Do I work 8 AM?"
God smiled and shook his head, taking the bread from Lin Mo's hand and saying, "I've done what I needed to do. Let everything take its course. I should go back now."
After saying this, God went downstairs.
Seeing everyone still standing there in a daze, Lin Mo scratched his head and said, "Although I don't know what happened, I'm a person with a formal position, right?"
After God left, Gabriel immediately stood up and grabbed Lin Mo by the neck, saying, "What the hell was going on with you just now! You were yelling about erasing your dark history, then trying to change the memories of the whole world, and finally you started fighting with the Master. You almost scared me to death!"
Lin Mo stuck out his tongue and said, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
Kanna pushed Gabriel aside, stood protectively in front of Lin Mo, and shouted with her arms outstretched, "You're not allowed to bully Lin Mo! Otherwise, I'll kill you!"
Vinette chimed in, "Xiao Jia! Lin Mo has only just recovered, please be careful!"
Gabriel pouted and said, "I know, I was just anxious too."
Thor covered his head and said, "Seriously, I only came to see Kanna, but who knew so much would happen? It almost scared the dragon to death."
Raphiel: "Who can argue with that? But it's all thanks to the Lord's arrival, otherwise we really couldn't have stopped Linmer in that state. Praise be to my Lord!"
"Thankfully, things were resolved perfectly, and no one was hurt!" Winette said with relief.
Gabriel said fiercely, "You bastard, tell me honestly, what were you doing just now?!"
Lin Mo fell into deep thought, frowned, and then looked serious.
Everyone tensed up at this sight, fearing they might receive bad news. If Lin Mo were to reappear in that form, they couldn't imagine how badly the world would collapse!
Lin Mo said with a terrible expression, "Oh no!"
Everyone's hearts immediately jumped into their throats.
Lin Mo clapped his hands abruptly and said angrily, "Old Deng actually took my bread when he left!"
"..."
Gabriel sighed, feeling exhausted, and said, "How should I put it? As expected of Lin Mo."
Vinette nodded in agreement: "Yes, that's exactly the answer I expected."
Raphiel: "It looks like you've fully recovered."
Lin Mo rolled up his sleeves and said, "That damned old Deng, he actually dared to steal my bread! No way, I have to take it back!"
After saying that, she was about to open the door to retrieve her bread, but was interrupted by the system that suddenly came online. She cried and said, "Wow~ Host, thank goodness, you're finally back! You were so scary just now, locking me in a dark room all of a sudden. I couldn't feel anything in there and couldn't move at all. It almost scared me to death! I'm so glad you're back!"
Lin Mo gave it the middle finger and said, "Useless system, leave the group! You can't even beat him, you're the worst of the worst!"
System: "Him?"
Lin Mo nodded and said, "That's right, it was him. Just now, I cut ties with him! How dare he call me an idiot? That's too much! Even if I said it myself, I can't stand it! Everyone knows I'm incredibly clever!"
The system exclaimed in shock, "You can cut that? That's yourself!"
Lin Mo said with disdain, "I will never admit that the guy who was bound by his own shame was me. He started babbling on and on as soon as he came out, and he kept stuffing knowledge into my head. Did he even consider my feelings? My head is still itchy, and I'm almost turning into a sweet girl."
The system asked curiously, "Knowledge? What knowledge?"
Lin Mo shook his head and said, "I don't know, it's so densely packed that I can't understand it at all."
System: "Dude, all the knowledge is in your head, and you still can't understand?"
Lin Mo shrugged and said, "If you don't understand something, you just don't understand it. No matter what you say, there's nothing I can do. It's like when you're doing a math problem, even if I give you the formula, you still can't solve it."
"..."
After a long silence, the system finally spoke: "Host, I must say, in some ways, you really are a genius!"
Lin Mo put his hands on his hips, raised his head proudly, and said, "I told you long ago, I'm incredibly clever!"
Outsiders breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Lin Mo start making inexplicable movements again; it seemed that Lin Mo was completely alright.
Thor suddenly spoke up, "By the way, are you really alright?"
Gabriel: "Everything's been resolved, so what else could be the problem?"
Thor pointed at Lin Mo and said, "The 'Old Deng' that Lin Mo mentioned must be referring to your God, right? You heard that, and you really don't have any reaction at all?"
Gabriel crossed her arms and said with a devout look, "The Lord doesn't care!"
Raphiel smiled and said, "After all, he is the eighth angel personally appointed by the Lord. Even if he heard it, what could we, so weak, do?"
Thor said somewhat speechlessly, "I'm really curious, how did you become angels? The demons next to you look more like angels than you do."
Vinette: "Huh? Huh—!!!"
Thor casually grabbed Kanna and said, "Forget it, I can't get along with you angels. Kanna, we should go back too. I haven't seen you for so long, and Kobayashi must be worried. Also, could you please let me know next time you're going out to play? It's really worrying."
Kanna lowered her head and said, "I know I was wrong, Lord Thor. Lin Mo, let's play again next time!"
Lin Mo suddenly snapped out of his daze, smiled, waved his hand, and said, "OK, next time I come, I'll show you how to smash your chest with a boulder!"
Kanna said seriously, "It's a deal!"
Lin Mo: "It's a deal!"
Then Thor flew away with Kanna.
With this, the whole incident has come to a complete end!
Chapter 73 of the Bible
Watching the two dragons fly away, Gabriel sighed heavily: "Sigh~ I'm so tired. I really want to go home and play games to recharge."
With a forced smile, Winette asked Gabriel, "Gabriel, what do you think of me?"
Gabriel asked in confusion, "Vina, you're such a nice person. You've helped me a lot. Of course, it would be even better if you didn't interfere with my gaming. By the way, why are you asking me this?"
Upon hearing this answer, Winette froze on the spot, looking at Lin Mo for help and asking, "Lin Mo, what do you think of me?"
Lin Mo thought about Vinette's usual behavior, then smiled and gave her a thumbs up, saying, "She's just like an angel!"
puff--
The sword pierced her heart, and Vinette collapsed to the ground, crying, "Why! I'm clearly a demon, so why does everyone say I'm like an angel!"
Raphiel laughed and said, "Because the Vinette people are really nice. They're always helping others and don't look like demons at all."
You're such a nice person!
Like an angel~
He doesn't look like a demon at all!
Every word felt like a sharp blade piercing Vinette's body. She ran out crying, "Why did this happen?!"
Lin Mo looked at the door in confusion, completely baffled as to why Vinette would act this way. Could it be that she was going through menopause? Come to think of it, do angels and demons also experience menopause?
The system sighed, "That's really vulgar."
I think so. After all, I just praised Winette, and she still cried. She's prone to getting angry, which is a typical characteristic of menopause.
But then again, if you're going through menopause, will you still have periods?
So Lin Mo asked, "System, do you have a period?"
The system instantly blushed: "You you you you...you pervert! Stupid Lin Mo! Perverted Lin Mo! Why did you suddenly ask such a question!"
Could it be that the host wants to have children with me? Ah! How embarrassing! How should I agree? Because how many children should we have?
Hearing the system's unusually excited voice, Lin Mo nodded, confirming that the system did indeed have a menstrual cycle, and it was happening today! This proves that angels and demons also have periods!
Lin Mo exclaimed in amazement, "As expected of me, you're so smart!"
Gabriel yawned and said, "Now that everything is resolved, I'll head back. I was playing games until midnight last night, and I'm so sleepy."
Raphiel: "Then I'll take my leave too."
Seeing that everyone had left, Lin Mo left as well. He had originally taken the day off to play with Kanna, but now that she had gone home, it would be no fun to play alone. He decided to go back to class instead.
After all, I'm a good student who loves to study!
Lin Mo: "Strange, I feel like I've forgotten something. Oh well, if I've forgotten it, it's not important. Let it go."
This time, there was no one left on the rooftop.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew by, and Satania shrank her neck, then turned over and continued to sleep.
………………
Hiratsuka Shizuka drove up to Lin Mo's house and knocked on the door angrily. She was really furious! In all her years as a teacher, she had never seen such a daring student before!
But after knocking for a long time, there was no response from inside. She didn't answer her phone or reply to her messages (her phone was in her inventory). Hiratsuka Shizuka shouted angrily, "Lin Mo! Open the door for me right now! I know you're home! Don't you know today is the final exam? You didn't even give me a reason for asking for leave. Come back with me right now to take the exam, do you hear me!"
If it were any other exam, Hiratsuka Shizuka might have let him off this time, after all, everyone knows Lin Mo's intelligence, but this is a final exam! It's related to many things, and no matter what the final result is, he still has to take the exam!
They called for a long time but Lin Mo didn't come out. Instead, people from the neighboring buildings came out.
Hiratsuka Shizuka clicked her tongue and said, "Why are Lin Mo's neighbors all so shy? They can't even find the time to ask if Lin Mo is home. Has he already gone out to play?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka thought about it more and more and more likely it was true, and finally said wearily, "Seriously, when will you finally give me some peace of mind? Oh well, I'll just call the school first."
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Tanaka-sensei, isn't today the final exam? I just wanted to let you know that Lin Mo is unable to take the exam due to some special circumstances. Please don't record it as an absence. Well, I'll arrange a make-up exam for him later. That's all, goodbye."
After hanging up the phone, Hiratsuka Shizuka knocked on the door again. Only after confirming that no one was home did she turn around and go to work at the school.
"Honestly, it's one thing to ask for leave for the final exams, but to be unable to contact them, I hope nothing bad has happened."
Back at school, Lin Mo couldn't wait to say to Yukino Yukinoshita as soon as he returned to the classroom, "Yukino, do you know how awesome I was just now?"
Yukino Yukinoshita didn't reply, but said worriedly, "Lin Mo, are you alright? I think I heard you scream just now."
Lin Mo was stunned for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "What could possibly happen to me? Let's not talk about this for now. Yukino, you might not believe it, but I just had a fight with God."
Yukino Yukinoshita looked at Lin Mo, who seemed no different from usual, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. She must have misheard; after all, he was perfectly fine, so how could he have screamed? She was really being silly, starting to overthink things just because they'd only been apart for a short while.
Yukino Yukinoshita: "Really? You're amazing!"
Lin Mo said smugly, "Don't you know who I am? I am the Mo Tian Emperor, who is unparalleled throughout the ages and invincible in this world! God is nothing but a roadside passerby in front of me. In the end, I defeated him and made him submit, giving me a position. Now I am an angel personally recognized by God—the Sun of God!"
Yukino Yukinoshita smiled and said, "I know, you're in charge of the non-existent eighth day of the week, right?"
Lin Mo froze on the spot, and asked in confusion, "How did you know?"
Yukino Yukinoshita: "She is an angel, a demon, and a mortal. She is another Trinity after God, and is hailed as the number one person below God!"
Lin Mo exclaimed in shock, "Holy crap, when did you put a camera on me?!"
Yukino Yukinoshita laughed and said, "The cameras and stuff are too exaggerated. That's how it's described in the Bible. By the way, the first person under God has the same name as you, also called Lin Mo. Speaking of which, when did you read the Bible?"
Lin Mo: "The Bible? No, lady, is there such a character in it?"
Yukino Yukinoshita: "Of course there is, and she's quite well-known, after all, she's the number one person after God. And her personality is very similar to yours, both blindly foolish and possessing noble character. When she regains her wisdom, she will start a world-destroying act. Of course, when I say she's very similar to you, I mean the former."
The more Lin Mo listened, the more familiar it seemed, and then he angrily said, "Isn't that me?! You old bastard, how dare you write down my story and publish it as a book without my permission? Did you even pay the copyright fee?!"
Yukino Yukinoshita shook her head with amusement. She was as eccentric as ever. It was quite a coincidence, really, that the name Lin Mo in the Bible was exactly the same as the name Lin Mo here, and even the translation was exactly the same.
No! Perhaps this isn't a coincidence!
Yukino Yukinoshita's pupils suddenly contracted sharply as she recalled the day Lin Mo simultaneously displayed characteristics of both an angel and a demon.
Could it be that!
………………
P.S.: Just one chapter today, taking a break.
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