Zongman: My Smart Group

Satania said unhappily, "I don't have time for this, I don't have time for that, so tell me when I'll have time!"

Lin Mo thought for a moment and said, "I'll have time when I have time!"

Satania: "Alright, then we'll duel when you have time!"

The system couldn't help but say, "I thought the host was invincible, but I never expected there to be such a brave person."

Lin Mo raised an eyebrow and said, "Satania is indeed a formidable opponent, but as you said, I am invincible!"

System: "Whatever makes you happy."

Lin Mo sat down in his seat and looked smugly at Yukino Yukinoshita: "How about that? I didn't get into any fights this time!"

Yukino Yukinoshita started with a zero frame, smiled and patted his head, saying, "You're great!"

By the time Lin Mo realized what was happening, Yukino Yukinoshita had already withdrawn her hand. Lin Mo said, puzzled, "Wait, are you two sisters crazy? Why do you both like touching my head! Don't you know you shouldn't touch a man's hair?!"

Yukino Yukinoshita's gaze turned slightly cold as she asked, "Did your older sister touch your head too? When did that happen? How many times?"

Lin Mo was bewildered by Yukino Yukinoshita's question. Wasn't he the one asking her? How did it turn into her asking him?

Lin Mo immediately slammed his hand on the table and stood up, pointing at her and saying, "I'm telling Yukino, don't think you can just let this matter of you touching my head today go so easily. Don't give me any excuses to change the subject. When your sister touched my head, I touched her back. It's the same with you. Let me touch her back now!"

Yukino Yukinoshita was stunned. She didn't expect Lin Mo to say such a thing, but when she thought it was Lin Mo, she felt it was normal.

Lin Mo's shout immediately drew everyone's attention, and they began to discuss it animatedly.

Yukino Yukinoshita blushed and was about to say something when she was ambushed by the uncivilized Lin Mo.

Lin Mo placed his hand on Yukino Yukinoshita's head and vigorously ruffled it, messing up her hairstyle.

Seeing Yukino Yukinoshita's completely bewildered expression, Lin Mo clutched his stomach, pointed at her, and laughed triumphantly: "Hahaha... Yukinoshita, you can be so pathetic now! This is what happens when you touch my head! Hahaha..."

Yukino Yukinoshita wasn't angry. She smiled, straightened her messy hair, and then quietly went back to reading. She wasn't about to argue with an idiot, especially since she had indeed been rude; Lin Mo was just retaliating.

Seeing Yukino Yukinoshita's calm expression, Lin Mo's heart skipped a beat. Was Yukino really angry? What was that saying again? The calmer she seemed, the less calm she was! But he was just returning the favor for what she had done to him! He admitted that he had used a little too much force and deliberately messed up her hair, but it was just a joke. There was no need for her to be angry!

That's what he said, but Lin Mo felt more and more that he had gone too far with his joke. He wasn't an unreasonable person. A joke is only a joke if both parties laugh. Yukino Yukinoshita just smiled slightly and did nothing while reading a book. No matter how you look at it, it was not normal!

If you make a mistake, you should admit it. Lin Mo immediately went over and asked, "Yukinoshita, you're not angry, are you?"

Yukino Yukinoshita shook her head and said, "No, I'm not that angry about this."

Oh no, Yukino is really angry. I remember my roommate once told me that when girls are angry, they love to say the opposite of what they mean. No means yes! Anyway, in this situation, the best thing to do is apologize first!

Lin Mo quickly said, "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

Yukino Yukinoshita found it somewhat amusing and said helplessly, "This was originally my fault. I touched your head without your permission, so it's only natural that you came over. Therefore, if anyone is at fault, it should be me."

This is so troublesome! How do I coax a girl?

Seeing Yukino Yukinoshita's calm demeanor, Lin Mo simply squatted down beside her and said, "I agree to let you touch my head now, so don't be angry, okay?"

Yukino Yukinoshita said in confusion, "But I wasn't angry at all!"

Lin Mo: "OK, OK! Okay, okay! I know you're not angry. Please, I'm begging you, can you pat my head?"

Yukino Yukinoshita looked at Lin Mo squatting beside her, looking unwilling, but still asking her to pat his head. She felt her heart skip a beat.

It felt like those stray cats I fed; although they didn't like being near me, they still let me pet them for the cat treats in my hand.

Yukino Yukinoshita blushed slightly and asked, "Is it really okay?"

Lin Mo: "Of course you can, feel free to touch!"

Seeing that Lin Mo didn't seem to be joking, Yukino Yukinoshita tentatively reached out and patted his head. When he didn't resist, she became even more audacious.

Yukino Yukinoshita felt like she was petting a giant cat; her heart melted, and she subconsciously murmured, "Meow~"

Lin Mo's eyes widened slightly. What did this mean? Did she want him to meow like a cat? Oh well, he'd already let her pet his head, so a meow or two wouldn't make a difference.

So Lin Mo spoke up, "Meow meow meow."

Hearing that Lin Mo actually responded to her, Yukino Yukinoshita became even more excited and couldn't help but hug him and let him rest his head on her lap.

What an adorable kitten! It feels so good to touch!

Those around them stared in shock at the scene before them, not daring to utter a sound for fear of breaking the sweet atmosphere. They couldn't help but exclaim from the bottom of their hearts:

This is content we can watch without paying!

Just then, Hiratsuka Shizuka pushed open the door and walked in. She immediately noticed Yukino Yukinoshita and Lin Mo's peculiar poses, tilted her head, and asked, "What kind of weird cosplay are you two doing?"

Hearing Hiratsuka Shizuka's words, Yukino Yukinoshita finally snapped out of her daze and realized she was in the classroom. Seeing the gossipy looks around her, she immediately blushed, pushed Lin Mo away, buried her head in her book, and felt like she was about to die.

Lin Mo sat on the ground, completely bewildered. "Aren't we sisters? How can she be so heartless? She had her fun and then just pushed me away. Is there no justice? Is there no law?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka sat down and pulled Lin Mo up, patted his shoulder, and whispered in his ear, "Not bad, you won over Yukinoshita without saying a word. How far have things progressed between you two?"

Lin Mo: "Hiratsuka-sensei, please don't spread rumors. I was just apologizing."

Hiratsuka Shizuka patted his shoulder again with an "I understand" look, without saying anything more, and then walked to the podium to begin preparing for class.

Chapter 49 I'm a streamer! Don't kill me!

Time passed slowly, and before long it was time to leave school. Lin Mo dragged his tired body out of the classroom.

Lin Mo: "Sigh~ I didn't learn anything today either. It's so strange. I used to be able to understand something after watching it twice."

Upon hearing this, the system said with some guilt, "Host, I..."

Before the system could finish speaking, Lin Mo said, "Never mind, this is fine too. At least there aren't so many troubles."

The system looked at Lin Mo, who was grinning foolishly again, and slapped itself hard. It deserved to die! Once it recovered, it would definitely make it up to its host!

System: "By the way, host, you happen to have some free time now, why don't you go and withdraw some money? After all, you don't have a single penny on you right now."

Lin Mo clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Great idea! I've always been the one getting paid to eat, which I feel a bit embarrassed about. I'll just withdraw some money and treat them to a meal!"

After saying that, Lin Mo opened the system navigation and went to the bank to withdraw money.

Because it was quite far and he didn't have any money for a taxi, Lin Mo had no choice but to walk there.

After a great deal of effort, Lin Mo finally arrived at the bank entrance. At this point, some people might ask, why didn't he use the ATM? Of course, it's because Lin Mo wanted to withdraw 1000 million!

And incidentally, experience the thrill of robbing a bank.

Lin Mo looked excitedly at the bank in front of him, barely suppressing the urge to take out his black stockings. After all, his morals were so noble that he might actually rob a bank!

"bite--

Sign-in task: Go to withdraw money while wearing black stockings.

Task Reward: One sign-in.

Lin Mo's eyes lit up immediately as he said, "System, look at what kind of tasks you've issued! Oh well, if I don't go to hell, who will? Fortune favors the bold, let's do it!"

System: "Whatever makes you happy, host."

As Lin Mo walked into the bank, he put on black stockings. Before anyone around him could react, he walked to the counter, leaned forward, and said, "Hello, I'm here to withdraw some money."

The receptionist was stunned for two seconds before she reacted and immediately pressed the alarm. In an instant, people around her scattered and fled, and the security guards at the door also rushed over.

Hearing the shrill ringtone, Lin Mo's lips curled slightly as he said, "Friend, I'm just here to withdraw some money. There's no need to target me like this."

The receptionist said in a trembling voice, "Sir, please calm down!"

Lin Mo: "I am very calm now."

After saying that, he reached into his pocket to take out his bank card. The security guards who saw this instantly narrowed their eyes and rushed over.

Lin Mo seemed to have eyes in the back of his head, deftly dodging to the side. Even though he didn't exercise every day, his body was gradually getting stronger, far surpassing what these little Karami could do.

One person was kicked away and flew out; he'll probably be lying there for a while.

Lin Mo slammed the black card that Mosquito Girl had given him onto the counter and shouted, "Give me 1000 million!"

Receptionist: "Huh?"

Lin Mo tapped the table and said, "I said I'd like to withdraw 1000 million."

The receptionist tentatively took the bank card and found it was one she had never seen before. She guided Lin Mo through the process, and to her surprise, he was actually able to withdraw the money!

Receptionist: "Sir, are you really here to withdraw money?"

Lin Mo: "What else? You don't think I'm robbing a bank, do you?"

Receptionist: "I'm so sorry! It's just that your attire is too unconventional, sir."

Lin Mo said helplessly, "There's nothing I can do. It's because I'm too handsome that I'm afraid to go out. Anyway, just give me the money quickly, I'm in a hurry to go home."

Sorry, but I really don't see a single bit of handsomeness in your face, which is distorted by the black stockings.

Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, you may not be able to go home."

Lin Mo: "Why? I just wanted to withdraw some money, why won't you let me leave?"

Just then, the urgent sound of police sirens came from outside. The receptionist said apologetically, "I'm sorry, you should talk to the police."

Lin Mo asked in confusion, "Police? I haven't broken the law, why should I talk to the police!"

The receptionist was speechless. You haven't broken the law, but you're having a medical episode.

"Listen up, you inside! You're surrounded! Stop all your evil deeds and surrender now! If you surrender now, you might still have a way out!"

Upon hearing this, a cold sweat quickly broke out on Lin Mo's forehead. He had only been indulging in his own perverse pleasure, so why hadn't anyone called the police even though the police had arrived?

System: "Doesn't the host know that the bank's alarm is connected to the Metropolitan Police Department's alarm? Once triggered, the police will arrive immediately."

Lin Mo was silent for a moment, then said, "I really don't know."

System: "That's it. Host, you'd better think about how to explain this. Maybe you can get a mental health certificate from the Yukinoshita family."

Because the gate was not closed, Lin Mo could clearly see the people outside, all pointing their pistols at him. Facing this weapon of equality, Lin Mo was actually terrified.

He immediately raised his hands and shouted, "I'm the streamer, don't kill me!"

………………

"Name."

"Lin Mo."

"gender."

"male."

"age."

"18."

Lin Mo sat obediently in the interrogation chair, earnestly answering the police's questions.

The police officer said with a helpless expression, "Why did you wear black stockings to withdraw money?"

Lin Mo: "Let's experience what it's like to be a robber."

The police officer said with a headache, "Do you know how much trouble you've caused us?"

Lin Mo: "Sorry! It won't happen again!"

Just then, the interrogation room door was pushed open, and Yukinoshita rushed over. She looked Lin Mo over worriedly and, after confirming that he was alright, said, "Thank goodness, Lin Mo, you're alright!"

Just as the police were about to reprimand the person who suddenly barged in, the supervisor also came over, so he immediately stood up and saluted.

The director said, "Release them. This is just a misunderstanding."

The police officer was a seasoned veteran; he understood that this was not something he could get involved in, especially since Lin Mo's matter could be serious or minor. So he immediately released him.

Lin Mo said with a smile, "Sister Yang Nai, that's great, you're finally here! You really scared me to death!"

Yukino grabbed Lin Mo's ear and said angrily, "You dare to laugh! Do you know how worried I was when I heard you were taken to the police station? Do you know how scared I was when I heard you were being pointed at with a dozen guns? You really are a handful!"

He then turned to the director and said, "Thank you for your help! Take Lin Mo away now!"

Upon receiving news that Lin Mo had been taken to the police station, Yukino Yukinoshita immediately sought help from the House of Evolution. Fortunately, she had Mosquito Girl's contact information, so Genus used his connections to get Lin Mo released.

In the car, Lin Mo sat obediently in the passenger seat. He knew he had done wrong and lowered his head, quietly waiting for a scolding.

Seeing Lin Mo's dejected look, Yukino sighed and said, "Lin Mo, why do you always come up with such bizarre ideas? If you're going to withdraw money, why do you have to wear black stockings? Don't you even consider the consequences of doing this?"

Lin Mo said remorsefully, "I'm sorry, Sister Yang Nai. I didn't mean to do this, but my mind just goes on and on, and I do whatever comes to mind. I can't help it."

Yukino Yukinoshita's face stiffened, and she finally sighed, hugged Lin Mo in her arms, and said with a guilty look, "I'm sorry, I scared you just now."