Zongman: My Smart Group

Lin Mo: "That's because I have the right to be arrogant! I'm in a hurry, so both of you come at me together!"

Rikka Takanashi slowly stood up, feeling extremely ashamed of having been frightened. She picked up her umbrella and said, "The Evil Eye is the strongest!"

Satania said with a sigh, "Honestly, it seems you all think I'm a pushover if I don't show my strength!"

The standoff between the three quickly attracted the attention of the surrounding classmates. They had seen plenty of fights, but it was rare to see two such beautiful girls fighting in public!

Raphiel arrived at this time. Although she didn't understand what had happened between the three of them, she was happy to watch the show and didn't care about anything else!

However, just as this epic battle was about to begin, a very authoritative voice rang out: "What are you three doing?"

Upon hearing this voice, the people around instinctively trembled and quickly made way for her. Hiratsuka Shizuka, dressed in a white coat, walked over with an astonishing aura.

Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at the three of them in their fighting stances and asked in confusion, "Are you guys fighting?"

Satania arrogantly declared, "You mere mortals, get out of my way! Don't disturb our duel to determine who is the strongest!"

Rikka Takanashi also said with a serious expression, "The predetermined fate cannot be changed, and the strongest will be born here! Iron Fist Leftover Woman, don't meddle in other people's business!"

Lin Mo chuckled and said, "Hiratsuka-sensei, you'd better step aside, or I might accidentally hurt you."

Upon hearing this, Hiratsuka Shizuka's anger instantly surged. She clenched her fists and gritted her teeth, saying, "Are you three provoking me?"

Satania said unhappily, "What's wrong with you, you mortal?! Don't think I'm afraid of you just because you're my homeroom teacher. I haven't even done my homework yet, do you think I'm afraid of you?!"

Rikka Takanashi: "Only those who are bad at studying do homework. With my Evil Eye, I have seen through all the truths of the world and have no need for homework at all!"

Seeing that neither of them had done their homework, Lin Mo's competitive spirit immediately kicked in, and he loudly proclaimed, "Coincidentally, I haven't done my homework either!"

While this is indeed the case, given the existence of the Conan timeline, there are rarely any consecutive days between them, such as today being Tuesday.

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "So that means none of the three of you did the homework I assigned, right?"

Lin Mo, Satania, and Rikka all nodded proudly and said, "That's right!"

"Hahaha……"

Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly laughed, amused by these three idiots, then her expression changed drastically as she shouted, "Give me the reins of a student!"

Bang—Bang—Bang—

The three heads made hollow sounds, and the strongest was born from this, namely the Iron Fist Saintess - Hiratsuka Shizuka!

The three of them immediately burst into tears, covered their heads, and crouched down in defense.

Lin Mo, Satania, and Rikka: "Ouch!"

Chapter 45 Gods Have No Form

He regretted it as soon as he hit Hiratsuka Shizuka. The three of them were already idiots, not to mention Lin Mo had suffered a brain injury. What if he beat him even more stupid?

But it was too late for Hiratsuka Shizuka to regret it now, so she could only try to make it up to them in other ways.

Hiratsuka Shizuka glared at the people around her and said fiercely, "What are you all doing here? Aren't you going to have class?"

Hearing this, the students who had been watching reluctantly left.

Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at the three idiots in front of her, opened her mouth, and finally sighed, saying, "Sigh~ You three remember, no fighting in school. Go back to class now."

Lin Mo, rubbing his head, looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka and said defiantly, "I was careless just now, I didn't dodge! Let's have another 300 rounds! Let's see who... hiss—"

Before Lin Mo could finish speaking, Yukino Yukinoshita, who appeared out of nowhere, grabbed his ear and said expressionlessly, "I'm sorry, Hiratsuka-sensei, Lin Mo has caused you trouble. I'll take him back to class right away."

And just like that, Lin Mo was dragged away by the ear, completely bewildered.

Lin Mo: "Wait! Yukinoshita! Let go! My ear's about to fall off! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Give me some face!"

Seeing Lin Mo subdued by Xue Tianzun with one hand, the remaining two lost their desire to play around, fearing they would also suffer such torture. After glancing at Hiratsuka Shizuka's death stare, they hurriedly headed towards the classroom.

Noticing that the group had walked away, Hiratsuka Shizuka rubbed her forehead and said helplessly, "Sigh~ Why do I have to meet three such idiots?!"

………………

In fact, Lin Mo could have gritted his teeth and broken free from Yukino Yukinoshita's restraints, but because it hurt a bit, he decided not to.

Lin Mo covered his ears and said, "Yukinoshita, why did you pull my ear for no reason? I don't think I did anything to you."

Yukino Yukinoshita let go of his hand, sighed, and said, "Lin Mo, if I wasn't mistaken, you wanted to fight with two girls in public, didn't you?"

Lin Mo said with a profound and inscrutable expression, "That's not true. What fighting? We're just vying for the throne of the strongest!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "What's the difference between this and fighting? Lin Mo, you're not a three-year-old anymore. You should understand the harm of doing this. What if you get hurt? As your friend, I have a duty to stop you from doing this bad thing, so you don't go astray!"

As Yukino Yukinoshita began her lecture, Lin Mo shrank back in fear, which reminded him of the scene in his previous life when his older sister disciplined him.

I remember back then, I was just competing with my 13th sister to see who could pee the farthest, and my eldest sister almost nagged me to death. You could say that my eldest sister deserved half the credit for Lin Mo's seriousness in her past life, and the other half was all thanks to her own willpower!

Incidentally, Lin Mo is the sixth oldest.

Lin Mo pursed his lips and said, "I know, you'll do it again next time."

Yukino Yukinoshita nodded and said, "You still... huh?! You'll dare to do it again next time?"

Lin Mo: "Sorry, I misspoke. I meant I won't do it again next time."

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Sigh~ Fine, I'll keep watching you. Lin Mo, you'd better behave yourself. The way you acted just now was like a monkey in a zoo, there for people to watch and have fun with. Do you really want to be watched and made a spectacle of yourself?"

Lin Mo imagined himself as the monkey king, being on display among the monkey troop, and instantly shuddered, quickly saying, "There's no need for that!"

Strange, what's with this impulse? Lin Mo, Lin Mo, you can still use the system as a shield for everything you do now, but once you really blend into the monkey troop, there'll be no way to clear your name! Hold on! You absolutely must hold on!

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Anyway, as long as you understand this principle, that's enough."

After speaking, the two went to the classroom to wait for class to begin.

Lin Mo: "System, sign in."

"bite--

Congratulations, host, you have obtained: BGM Player (Green).

BGM Player (Green): Allows users to play music according to their preferences.

Lin Mo's eyes lit up instantly, and he stood up excitedly! This is it! This is it! This is exactly what he needed! As the protagonist, how could he not have his own background music?!

It's no exaggeration to say that I am now a complete person!

Hiratsuka Shizuka suppressed her anger and said with a smile, "Lin Mo, do you have any questions about what I said? Or do you have any opinions about my lesson? Or are you feeling unwell and want to go to the infirmary?"

Lin Mo glanced at her disdainfully and chuckled, "Hiratsuka-sensei, I'm perfectly fine. On the contrary, now that I've evolved into a complete human, I feel much better!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka broke the chalk in her hand, so this chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) idiot boy is just too much of a headache!

Hiratsuka Shizuka took a deep breath, silently repeating to herself, "He's an idiot! He's an idiot! He's an idiot!" Then she smiled and said, "In that case, sit down and study seriously, okay?"

Lin Mo nodded slightly, then sat down arrogantly, especially with that disdainful look in his eyes, which inexplicably made people angry.

And that's certainly true. With his own personal background music, Lin Mo doesn't take anyone seriously anymore. After all, what's that saying again?

There's no enemy I can't defeat in my background music!

Having taught for so many years, Hiratsuka Shizuka had never seen anyone so arrogant in front of her. It was one thing for her not to study, after all, she was an idiot and wouldn't learn much anyway.

Moreover, Yukino Yukinoshita has probably already arranged a job for him, so he'll be set for life. Even if Yukino Yukinoshita doesn't care, he still has me! So I only have one requirement for Lin Mo: to have a happy high school life. As long as he doesn't do anything too outrageous, I'll turn a blind eye.

But he's like someone with ADHD, never still for a moment, always fiddling with this and touching that, completely ignoring me. When I try to warn him with my eyes, he just gives me a "what can you do about it?" look.

Uncle can tolerate this! Aunt can't tolerate it anymore!

Hiratsuka Shizuka slammed her hand on the table and said angrily, "Lin Mo! You answer why Oda Nobunaga is known as the Sixth Heaven Demon King!"

Lin Mo leaned back, propped his head up with a fist, and said, "Hiratsuka-sensei, is it really necessary to ask such a simple question?"

A hint of surprise flashed in Hiratsuka Shizuka's eyes. Could it be that although he seemed not to be paying attention in class, he had actually memorized everything from the lesson? What? It seems this kid has a heart that loves learning after all!

Hiratsuka Shizuka smiled slightly and said, "Since you know the answer, why not tell it to those who don't?"

Lin Mo gave him a look that said, "I really can't do anything with you," then stood up and said, "The reason Oda Nobunaga is called the Sixth Heaven Demon King is because he hasn't met me yet!"

Why were Newton and Gauss born before me? It's because they avoided my brilliance! Countless writers and poets throughout history have penned hundreds of poems, but after I was born, they all became writers whose talents had run dry!

I know some of you think I'm too sweet, some think I'm too abstract, and some think I'm too funny, but I don't care what you think of me, because God has no form!

After he finished speaking, Lin Mo's domineering aura spread out, leaving everyone speechless with shock.

"Hahaha……"

Hiratsuka Shizuka covered her face and laughed, "Seriously, hahaha... what am I even expecting?!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka slammed her hand hard on the table, sending everything flying. She pointed to the door and yelled, "Take this bucket of water and stand outside as punishment!"

………………

P.S.: I sat from 5:30 am to 1:30 pm without even having time to eat before falling asleep and sleeping until after 9 am. I'll post one chapter now and the rest later.

Chapter 46 Sunflower Seeds for the Idiot

Lin Mo's lips curled up slightly, revealing a wicked smile as he said, "Are you trying to pique my interest with this? Interesting, but unfortunately, I'm not falling for that."

Hiratsuka Shizuka walked up to Lin Mo expressionlessly, patted his shoulder, and punched him in the stomach. Lin Mo's eyes widened in disbelief!

How is this possible?! I'm already at my full potential! Why can't I even see the speed of her punch?! Is it because I didn't turn on the background music?

With this thought in mind, Lin Mo fell asleep.

Hiratsuka Shizuka helped him into a comfortable position, took a deep breath, and returned to the podium, saying expressionlessly, "Now, let's continue the lesson!"

The first class passed quickly, and Lin Mo slowly opened his eyes, his gaze blank.

Lin Mo: "What's wrong with me?"

Yukino Yukinoshita closed her book, looked at Lin Mo with a helpless sigh, and said, "Because you violated classroom discipline and provoked the teacher, you were given a good night's sleep by the impatient Hiratsuka-sensei. Does your stomach still hurt?"

Lin Mo subconsciously rubbed his stomach, feeling waves of pain, and then remembered that he had been knocked out with a single punch.

Lin Mo: "I don't understand, why would I, the protagonist, be knocked unconscious with a single punch!"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "I don't understand either, what are you thinking about all day long?"

Lin Mo turned his head and said with a profound expression, "Child, it's normal that you don't understand, because gods are inherently unfathomable."

Yukino's lips twitched slightly. Why were her symptoms getting worse? Had she really been knocked senseless by Hiratsuka-sensei's punch at the school gate? That shouldn't be the case. Shouldn't Hiratsuka-sensei have known better?

Seeing that Yukino Yukinoshita was deep in thought, Lin Mo stopped disturbing her and started chatting with the system instead: "System, tell me honestly, can I actually use this BGM player?"

System: "Don't worry, host. The BGM player is usable. It's essentially a technological product. Although it can't connect with your mind, I can do it for you! After all, we share the same brain. I can play your BGM according to the scene!"

Lin Mo couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "System, I admit this is the most useful you've ever been!"

System: "Jam! Jam!"

"bite--

Sign-in task: Praise the system.

Task Reward: One sign-in.

"..."

Lin Mo immediately switched from giving a thumbs-up to giving the middle finger: "Damn you, system! You still say that the release of the mission has nothing to do with you, but look at this mission, isn't it obvious enough? I knew my moral standards couldn't be that low, it turns out that you were the one who was interfering all along!"

System: "You're innocent, host! The reason this task was generated is because this system finally had a use. The task template detected that the host wanted to praise me, so it generated this task. Besides, this task is so simple that it can be completed with just a few clicks. Isn't this a free sign-in?"

Lin Mo: "That's right, why not take advantage of a free sign-in? For the sake of signing in, I'll praise you, the system is the best in the world!"

System: "Hehe..."

"bite--

Congratulations, host, you have obtained: a bag of sunflower seeds (white).

A bag of sunflower seeds (white): These are sunflower seeds for that idiot.

Lin Mo said in surprise, "Wow, the system is amazing! You can even check out things on TV!"

The system said smugly, "Of course! I've said it before, the items you get from signing in come from all over the world! Anything is possible!"

Lin Mo: "Not bad, not bad, worthy of praise! In that case, let's each have a serving of sunflower seeds."

System: "Thank you, host!"