Zongman: My Smart Group

You've said both good and bad things.

What can I say?

The system was silent for a moment, then said, "Whatever makes you happy."

Lin Mo went home and got an empty cardboard box. He then tore the only bed sheet he had into strips, tied them to a wooden stick, and made a trap in the middle of the park. Then he picked up the box and wrote on it:

There's treasure down there!!!

The system stared in shock at the scene. It had only used a portion of its brainpower, which, while affecting some of the host's intelligence and causing them to become an idiot, couldn't possibly have made them this stupid! No normal person would fall for that!

System: "Host, no matter how you look at it, no one should fall for this trap!"

Lin Mo said with a wise expression, "You don't understand. Although my trap looks simple, there's a trick to it! After they see the words I wrote, they'll definitely be curious about what's underneath, especially elementary school students. With their boundless curiosity, they'll definitely dig under the box. Then, all I have to do is pull the rope, and I can successfully capture them! If they want to get out, they'll have to obediently give me a lollipop. Then, completing the mission will be a piece of cake!"

System: "Host, if all else fails, let's change the mission. Putting aside whether your trap is even feasible, even if it is, how many people from Japan can understand it when you write it in Chinese!"

Lin Mo asked in confusion, "Japan? Aren't I still in China?"

"..."

System: "Host, did you listen to what I told you before?"

Lin Mo: "Of course I listened. It's just time travel, isn't it?"

System: "And then? Where did you end up?"

Lin Mo replied without hesitation, "China!"

Seeing Lin Mo's confident expression, the system scrolled through the chat history with a suspicious look, and then couldn't help but shout, "I never said you transmigrated to China! It's a crossover anime world! A crossover anime world! Do you know what a crossover anime world is? It's a two-dimensional world full of various anime heroines!"

Lin Mo exclaimed in shock, "Impossible!"

System: "Look at the chat history! I never said this was China! I thought you'd become stupid, but I never imagined you'd become this stupid!"

Lin Mo: "Who are you calling an idiot! I'm incredibly clever!"

System: "Dude, it's anime! It's a crossover anime! The point is, are you stupid or what?"

Lin Mo: "The signs outside are all in Chinese, how could it be Japan!"

System: "Is it possible that the cherry blossom language proficiency was given to you for free, and your brain automatically translated it into a form you can understand?"

Lin Mo silently looked at the instruction manual on the fitness equipment, and after confirming that it was Sakura Language, he chuckled awkwardly, "Haha, oh my, you know I'm not very bright. Um, could you please give me a better introduction to this world?"

The system took a deep breath, suppressing its anger. "Don't be angry," it thought, "after all, I bear a large part of the responsibility for how my host turned out this way."

"As I said at the beginning, this is a crossover world, a world formed by merging many anime you know from your previous life. Those two-dimensional male and female protagonists have all become real people. And my mission is to make you invincible and build a harem, understand?"

Lin Mo: "Got it, got it! Simply put, I'm the main character now, right!"

System: "That's not wrong. Anyway, let's take back that trap that's so bad it wouldn't even fool a three-year-old. I'll give you a new mission and solve your food problem as soon as possible."

Lin Mo: "You're right, but I refuse!"

system:"……"

Chapter 3 Robbery!

"..."

System: Destroy it, hurry up and do it!

Lin Mo said sharply, "I, Lin Mo, love to say 'No' to those self-righteous guys!"

The system said wearily, "As long as the host is happy."

Lin Mo patted his chest and said, "No matter how difficult the mission is, I will not give up easily. I will definitely complete this mission! If I give up just because of some small setbacks, what is the meaning of my youth! The so-called youth is about burning everything to achieve that seemingly impossible goal!"

System: "Don't get inexplicably agitated over things like this!"

Lin Mo: "In short, you can't go wrong by trusting me!"

Then Lin Mo hid behind the slide and fell asleep intently.

system:"……"

So, this is what you call youth?

Time passed slowly, and before they knew it, it was afternoon. Lin Mo was in a shady spot and had been sleeping until now. Although everyone was curious as to why Lin Mo was sleeping there, no one bothered to interfere and walked away.

Just then, a primary school student walked over, wearing a white dress and with long, jet-black hair. She squatted down next to Lin Mo and carefully poked him with a twig.

Lin Mo reached out and swatted away the tree branch, saying, "Stop fooling around."

After confirming that the man was not dead, the little girl breathed a sigh of relief, reached out and nudged him, saying, "Big brother, big brother, wake up."

Lin Mo slowly opened his eyes, feeling the hunger in his stomach. He felt weak all over and murmured softly, "So hungry~"

"Goo-"

My stomach also rumbled, just as expected.

Little girl: "Did she faint from hunger?"

Lin Mo: "I'm so hungry~"

The little girl rummaged through her pockets but found she hadn't brought any food. She looked around and said, "Big brother, wait a moment, I'll go buy you some bread!"

"bread!"

Lin Mo immediately snapped out of his daze, looked around, and asked, "Where's the bread?"

Little girl: "I haven't bought it yet."

Lin Mo stared blankly at the little girl in front of him, stroked his chin, and asked, "Are you a primary school student?"

The little girl was taken aback. Was this some new way of asking questions?

However, she still honestly introduced herself: "My name is Tsurumi Rumi, and I should be in sixth grade this year. Big brother, what's your name? Why did you faint from hunger here?"

Upon hearing that the other person was indeed a primary school student, Lin Mo's eyes immediately lit up, and he said, "It's fine as long as you're a primary school student. Xiao Mei, do you want treasure?"

Seeing Lin Mo's excited expression, Tsurumi Rumi took a step back in fear and said warily, "Big brother, my name is Tsurumi Rumi, not Rumi. Also, I'm not interested in treasure."

Lin Mo: "Okay, Xiao Mei, I understand, Xiao Mei."

Upon hearing this answer, Rumi Tsurumi wanted to turn around and leave, but her kind heart prevented her from doing so. She sighed and said, "Big brother, you wait here. I'll go buy you something to eat."

Lin Mo quickly grabbed her hand and said, "No need, no need. See that box? There's treasure underneath. Once you dig it up, the treasure is yours! How about it? Aren't you happy? Aren't you surprised?"

Looking at the cardboard box blown to one side and the rope made of bed sheets that stretched all the way here, Tsurumi Rumi couldn't help but be stunned. She had to admit that the scene in front of her really piqued her interest.

Let's go check it out, what if there really is treasure? Besides, this older brother looks a bit slow, he probably isn't a bad person, after all, what bad person would faint from hunger in a park?

Having made up her mind, Tsurumi Rumi nodded and said, "Then I'll go."

Lin Mo said expectantly, "Go ahead, the treasure is yours as long as you dig it up!"

Tsurumi carefully examined the cardboard box, then looked at Lin Mo, who was gripping the rope and staring intently at her. After confirming that there was no danger, she moved the box away, revealing the dry, yellow soil underneath, which was hard and difficult to dig open by hand.

"Hahaha! You've fallen for it!"

Tsurumi Rumi's pupils constricted sharply as she looked up in horror at Lin Mo, who was laughing triumphantly. She saw him suddenly pull the rope back, causing a small wooden stick not far away to fly towards Lin Mo.

The wooden stick drew a graceful arc in the air and struck Lin Mo precisely on the head. Lin Mo cried out in pain and fell to the ground.

Rumi Tsurumi remained vigilant for a while, and only breathed a sigh of relief after realizing there was no danger. She then carefully surveyed her surroundings.

A rope made of strips of cloth was wrapped around a wooden stick, and there was also a cardboard box.

Rumi Tsurumi suddenly remembered a type of trap she had seen on television. She looked at Lin Mo in shock. Could this be a bird trap? And was this trap meant to catch me?

Lin Mo rubbed his aching forehead, which was slightly red and swollen, but it didn't affect his next steps.

Lin Mo: "Damn it, how dare they plot against me!"

System: No, no matter how you look at it, you brought this on yourself.

Lin Mo: "But it doesn't matter."

He swiftly stood up, leaped like a tiger descending a mountain, and landed in front of Tsurumi Rumi, shouting with a ferocious expression, "Attack—!"

Tsurumi Rumi was startled by this sudden scene and stood frozen in place, unable to move.

However, due to being hungry for too long, Lin Mo was already weak and limp. When he jumped over with such force, his legs went weak and he knelt down in front of Tsurumi Rumi.

"Jie!"

They stared at each other, completely bewildered.

"Gah~gah~gah~"

The system provided fitting voiceover.

After a while, Tsurumi Rumi took a step back, put her hands in front of her chest, paused, and asked with a puzzled look, "Are you an idiot?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo flew into a rage. What he couldn't stand the most was being called an idiot, after all, he was incredibly clever!

Just as Lin Mo was about to show her his prowess, his stomach growled again, much to his dismay.

"Goo-"

Lin Mo felt weak all over and collapsed forward to the ground.

"So hungry~"

"So he really is an idiot!"

Rumi Tsurumi sighed, suppressing the urge to walk away; her inner kindness prevented her from standing by and watching someone die.

As the saying goes, saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-story pagoda. Besides, this guy is a fool, so he shouldn't be a bad person.

After comforting herself with this thought, Tsurumi Rumi said, "Silly big brother, I'll go buy you some food right away. You have to hang in there!"

Lin Mo grabbed her ankle with one hand and said firmly, "Robbery! Hand over the lollipop!"

Rumi Tsurumi: "Don't eat sweets now, I'll go buy you some bread!"

Lin Mo: "Lollipop~ I want a lollipop~"

Rumi Tsurumi tried to pull her foot back a few times, but found she couldn't. She sighed again and said, "Okay, I bought you a lollipop when we came, now let go."

Hearing this, Lin Mo finally let go of her hand and fell asleep peacefully.

After confirming that Lin Mo was still breathing, Tsurumi Rumi rushed to the store without delay to buy the food as soon as possible.

System: "Host, you're really embarrassing yourself."

Lin Mo sneered, "I think you're just jealous of my talent!"

System: "Yes, yes, you're right about everything."

The system realized that it couldn't refute Lin Mo, because if it did, Lin Mo would try his best to lower its IQ and then defeat it with its rich experience.

The best way is to go along with him and coax him like a child; that's the only way to change his mind.

System: "So, my incredibly intelligent host, what are you going to do next?"

Chapter 4 Mission Completed

Lin Mo: "Of course, I'll wait for Xiao Mei to bring the lollipop over! I have to say, I'm incredibly clever; I completed the task and got food at the same time! System, don't set the sign-in items to money and food anymore; change them to something better!"

System: "The multiplier has already been adjusted and cannot be changed."

Lin Mo raised his middle finger and said, "Garbage system, leave the group!"

About ten minutes later, Tsurumi Rumi returned with her purchases. Her plastic bag contained a loaf of bread, a carton of milk, and a lollipop. These purchases alone had nearly depleted all her savings.

Rumi Tsurumi: "You idiot big brother, here's some food."

Lin Mo snatched the bag, pulled out lollipops, and laughed arrogantly, "Hahaha! I got lollipops!"

"bite--

Congratulations, host, for completing the task and receiving one sign-in reward.

Lin Mo used this sign-in directly.

"bite--