"What are you talking about? Even I have basic common sense," Frillie snorted in dissatisfaction. "You always underestimate me like this..."

"No, is the common sense you're talking about the same thing as the common sense I know?"

Fingel looked surprised. What exactly had Flame taught him?

"Even I know that being seen by Flame and Philen is different from being seen by outsiders."

Frilian began to argue that she believed she had learned a great deal over the past thousand years.

And that is indeed the case. A thousand years of wandering as a lost soul in human society, and the journey of the hero's team to defeat the Demon King... she has grown so much.

Unfortunately, Fingel felt that some of it had gone astray.

"What if it's Haita?"

Fingel's face darkened immediately. "Where have you grown up?"

"No way, are you an idiot? Even if they are my friends, I can't show them to them, after all, Haita and the others are boys."

With a sharp slap, Frillie struck his thigh with her fair, delicate hand.

Her adorable, chubby cheeks puffed up like a hamster stuffed with pine cones. Her emerald eyes were wide open, and her silver hair swung in arcs as she shook her head, reciting her own 'truths' as she did so.

"You've already seen what I said, right? The first time we met, you peeked at me changing clothes... So, it's reasonable for me to see it as compensation, isn't it?"

She really thinks so.

?

what are you saying?

When did this happen? Is this even possible?

Ah... I remember now.

It was about how she had tried to incite Frilian to attack humans when they first met, thereby coercing Flame into compromising—and then using despicable means to imprison the two of them.

"...Holy crap, there really is one."

Fingel was speechless; he had actually seen it before... and to be honest, it had a unique, legal loli-like beauty.

In today's world, he might be happily paid a government salary, which would be a cause for celebration, as the world would be rid of one of these freaks.

and many more...

Why don't I enable mind reading?

He suddenly realized, "So that's how it is? Why am I wasting my time?"

At this moment, his intelligence regained its dominance.

[Initiating... NPC mind-reading entry]

Startup successful...!

“So can you leave? I really need to go to the bathroom right now.” Fingel sighed, feeling the urge to urinate. “Okay, I’ll assume you have common sense, but there’s no need to actually watch me go to the bathroom.”

"why?"

Frillie's eyes were still red and swollen, and her watery gaze was incredibly captivating.

"I can't go on stage if someone's watching."

Fingel confessed... "Being watched by a stranger, no, a beautiful young woman I know while I was using the toilet?"

Cao, to be honest, thinking about it is a little exciting.

曰。

That's a bit perverted.

The hallucination in his mind was in progress. He felt that he might have been under the influence of Tsukuyomi. How did things turn out like this?

"Stop talking nonsense and take it out. I'm actually quite interested." Frillie rubbed her eyes, her gaze filled with genuine curiosity. "Let me take a look."

Obviously, her crying was all an act; she had clearly learned some strange abilities over the past thousand years.

Meanwhile, the words above Frillie's head scrolled.

[I didn't see clearly just now... Can that soft thing really be used for training? Why? According to some books, sometimes that area will experience blood flow and engorgement, but... how can it become hard?]

I'm so curious!

No, what do you want to study?

"Do you know how obsessive your words sound? Studying my...xx, how can you even say something like that?"

Fingel instinctively covered his lower body... He really didn't want to admit it, but this terrible offer was so tempting!

This is just pure curiosity!

Every human being is curious about things they've never experienced before, like being stared at by a beautiful girl... This made Fingel, who was already quite horny, even more excited.

He suddenly felt that he could understand those weirdos with strange hobbies a little better, because no one knows what they would do if they hadn't experienced it themselves.

For example, Fingel never understood why porridge players would like jade feet and care whether they smelled... Now he really understands a little.

This is probably what a twisted resonance looks like.

In short, I really like it!

I'm curious!

"You talk a lot, huh? What's wrong?" Frilian sneered twice, with a hint of vengeful satisfaction. "...I heard that when human men get old, they can't urinate and need help."

"Are you already incapable at such a young age?"

[I've heard that a man's physical condition starts to decline after age 26... How old is Fingel now? In his thirties...? He must be sleeping with too many women (censored), it's no use anymore, right?]

Even warriors have their limits; they can't be too indulgent.

???

No?

what?

You're saying I'm not good enough?

Fingel immediately turned red.

"Who are you going to call me a jerk?" Fingel's voice rose several octaves. "I'm going to do XXXX today, you try and keep staring at me if you dare!"

Cao!

Just do it!

A man should never say no, even if it means death.

He hardened his heart, pulled down his pants—and what was revealed was immediately captured by that cold gaze, which stimulated him to the peak of his physiological reaction.

"So this is how it's structured... It's amazing, somewhat similar to animals, but different."

Frillie wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and then squatted down, examining it intently as if she were looking at a newly bought wand.

[That's amazing... Won't it break? It feels like... a banana held up by a thin ribbon?]

[Fulame was given this kind of thing... What's so comfortable about it? She's moaning so happily, I really don't understand, doesn't it hurt?]

?

Wait, did you hear that?

What did you hear?

Fingel's pupils contracted... How come I didn't know? When did this guy eavesdrop?

"Can I touch it? It's amazing how much it can change."

Frillie's eyes held the seriousness of an academic study as she tentatively poked at it with her finger, almost touching it—but perhaps feeling it would be impolite, she refrained from doing so.

[What a pity, I didn't see the process of change... How did it happen? It was just like a caterpillar before.]

?

That's such a perverted woman... Saying that sounds really awful.

It turns out that her understanding of common sense was rather strange to some extent, coupled with the elves' indifference and lack of interest in x, their aloof nature, and Frilian's own pursuit of new knowledge—all of which led to this rather strange situation.

This content is clearly restricted, isn't it?

"This...this isn't a good idea, is it?"

Fingel hesitated for a moment; the scene was too bizarre, causing him to be slightly caught off guard.

How to do?

The female elf wants to touch my penis. Should I agree, agree, or refuse? I need an answer urgently.

"Don't be afraid, I'll be very careful and won't hurt you."

Is it a matter of whether it hurts or not?

"What else could it be?" Frilian pouted and muttered, "Don't be so petty! It was just a touch, and I'm still holding a grudge against you for touching me during dinner tonight!"

"You're right...."

Fingel remained motionless, his mind racing... What lies at the end of the universe? Why did the apple fall on Newton's head? It's utterly baffling.

Finally—unsurprisingly, impulse triumphed over reason once again.

"Please feel free to do so."

"OK, thanks."

Frillie nodded, her tone slightly excited.

"You're quite polite... oh!"

The next second, Fingel felt his brother being brutally manipulated by the enemy, and at that moment he was completely at their mercy.

Even the strongest man in ancient Greece was powerless to resist when his brother was held captive by a hateful and evil female elf; this was the limit of human capability!

"What's wrong? Does it hurt?"

Frillie blinked, then immediately let go of his hand, her expression even somewhat apologetic.

Chapter 99: I'm Furious Right Now x Toilet Confession (Edited)

"What's wrong? Does it hurt?"

Frillie blinked, then immediately let go of his hand, her expression even somewhat apologetic.

[As Flamel said, boys' genitals are sometimes more sensitive, so you can't be too rough with them.]

But I don't think I used that much force, right? It must be a matter of angle and distance...

?

Flamme, you've taught me well!

He vowed that he would treat Flame better when he got back; after all, that girl was more than just a troublemaker.

Now I finally understand why some people bother women: because they're too easy to seduce.

This is the tragic story of a man whose sex life is suppressed and controlled by bulls.

Fingel was well aware of this.

But what's the problem with that?

He instantly forgot the trouble someone had caused him by faking tears, and his dissatisfaction with the number one female genius mage who wanted to cut off his kidney.

Isn't it good too?

“No…it’s alright, it’s alright.” Fingel’s throat bobbed, his tone tinged with urgency. “You can continue to observe.”

No matter how tough things get, we can't let our children suffer from their studies! As a mature adult, Fingel felt obligated to take on the responsibility of educating his friend on physiological matters.

"Oh fine."

To observe more closely, she casually cast a 'fresh air' spell—taking two steps forward and squatting down to observe.

At this moment, they were less than a foot apart, and Frilian could even see a slight warmth rising from them.

Sniff sniff~

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