Uma Musume, Master of Love

I need to go to the sanatorium for a medicinal bath tomorrow… My buff is almost gone… Huiyi’s spirit gradually dissipated as she touched the pillow, but before her consciousness completely vanished, she seemed to remember something, though it was just a vague impression…

Deeply shocked, Da Zhen was texting his mom on his phone in bed, telling her that he had fallen for his roommate but was too guilty to make a move...

But her mother's answer made her blush with shame.

When your mom retired, I practically dragged your dad all the way home from Treisen. He was only twenty then, and I still made my move, didn't I? If you like someone, don't be shy. If you are, you'll have nowhere to cry when someone else gets there first.

Love is a battle of offense and defense. You don't see many innocent little pony girls like your roommate! What's more, she's a genius girl from the Satomi family who has won three out of three battles. This kind of little pony girl is low on offense and low on defense. Just go for it!

Let me tell you, if you don't bring your roommate home for Chinese New Year this year, I'll break your legs! When have we ever had a wife who's so indecisive about love?!

The more they talked, the more anxious her mother became. Perhaps she was sweating from being cooped up in bed. Da Zhenhan poked her head out for a breath and found that Huiyi was already fast asleep. At that moment, she suddenly felt agitated and put her phone on the bedside table, ignoring whatever messages her mother sent.

Because she was still on the chat page, Da Zhenhan's mother saw that the message had been read but not replied to. This immediately strengthened her mother's resolve to give Da Zhenhan a good talking-to when she got home. When had their family ever produced such a love-idiot as Da Zhenhan?

The suppressed restlessness surged up as the medicinal bath buff on Huiyi disappeared. Da Shocked, he felt his mouth go dry. Huiyi had never looked so alluring before!

She tiptoed to Huiyi's bedside, first trying to reassure herself that she was just covering her with a blanket, but when she saw Huiyi's exquisitely beautiful face and thought that she was already fast asleep and wouldn't wake up easily... she was so shocked that she swallowed hard again.

They slowly probed forward.

With mixed feelings, Da Zhenhan finally gently pressed his lips to Huiyi's cheek. He felt that her cheek was soft and slightly cool. Then, Da Zhenhan immediately fled back to his bed and turned off the light.

My mom's anger had reached its peak, but Da Zhenhan only replied with a few words.

[Major Shock]: Mom... I just kissed her...

My mother's messages stopped abruptly, and she only replied half a minute later.

[Mother]: My child, well done! When I go home for the New Year, I'll invite all the relatives over for a big feast!

　Yi San dances up the leeks Shaanxi II

I played 40 rounds on the dam today, and I didn't get a single one of the following: 一壹VII柳1傘二蹴月漪次.

There are four sets in each hand, is this still Puba?

Where did you come from?

Chapter 109 Self-Destruction Unboxing!

"Ah..." The sound of the door closing when Da Shi left the room in the early morning successfully woke Huiyi up. She sat up with a dazed look in her head, reached for her phone and saw that it was only a little past seven o'clock. Suddenly, she felt that life was bleak.

If I have to get up at 7 a.m. every day to make a living... then this life is quite a failure... *slap!* Huiyi suddenly slapped himself, which seemed to sober him up a bit: "What the hell was I thinking... I thought I was in Coconut Juice City in my dream..."

For most people, getting out of bed around 7 a.m. is already quite a luxury, right?

Looking back at the shockingly large bed, Huiyi immediately spotted her old earrings on the cabinet. Lifting the covers and walking barefoot over, Huiyi picked up the earrings and smiled gently: "Hey~ Didn't you just manipulate 6-winged Qi Yi? Little Chu Ma Niang's mind is still so innocent~"

The first step of the plan has been completed. The next step is to maintain this ambiguous relationship, pretending to be a more innocent pony girl than Big Shock until retirement, and then tell Big Shock that she never actually saw her that way...

It was all just wishful thinking on my part that I was so shocked!

"Sigh, how come I'm so smart?" Huiyi shook his head, praising himself, and touched a sticky spot on his cheek with some surprise: "Wait a minute... do I drool in my sleep?"

Thinking about this, I looked back at the pillow but didn't find any traces of drool. What's with that little sticky spot on my cheek?

It couldn't possibly be that Da Zhenhan took advantage of me while I was asleep and kissed my face, could it?

However, Huiyi scoffed at herself. How could that be? Given her sycophantic and somewhat subservient nature towards Da Zhenhan, she would never do such a thing. If she were to ask Da Zhenhan to kiss her, she would blush and shake her head in refusal, then regret in bed at night why she didn't dare to be bold and make a move.

After washing up in a cheerful mood, Huiyi changed into her autumn/winter uniform, slung her bag over one shoulder, and skipped the restaurant to head to the classroom. After all, Kitahara hadn't asked her to do any training, so she might as well relax in the classroom for a while.

Anyway, with the help of the genius racehorse girl who has won all three of her battles, as long as she doesn't disturb other students in the classroom, the teacher won't bother her. I took this opportunity to finish setting up my official account.

So Huiyi stuffed the power strip, laptop, and laptop charger from her dorm room into her backpack, jogged to the classroom, and just a few minutes before class started, enough time for her to pull the cord from the outlet in the back corner of the classroom.

"Huh? What's Huiyi up to? You even brought your computer?" Rhine Power curiously came over. After all, she was the kind of horse girl whose mind was like a child's and she didn't know enough about public opinion management.

Cisario confidently guessed, "Of course it's studying the videos of past Hanshin JF champions, right?"

"Whoa—! I have to work hard too! After all, Huiyi must be the strongest racehorse girl at Hanshin JF, right?" Hearing this, Rhine Power puffed out her cheeks and rushed back to her seat, picked up the racetrack terrain textbook and buried herself in it. Huiyi was a little amused and exasperated by this.

But he still explained what he was going to do: "No, watching a lot of videos is not as good as going to the actual event a couple of times. I actually want to open an official account to send out future schedules or other information."

"I see... Is it like a celebrity's public relations?"

"Yes~ that's it. I've dragged this out for a while, so I have to get this done before Hanshin JF, otherwise the trainers will get anxious too." Huiyi opened his laptop at his seat, then quietly muted it and completely shut down the wallpaper engine that starts automatically on boot.

Some attractive things are still not suitable for horse girls of this age to come into contact with. Then I opened my browser and logged into the URA official website and the horse promotion website again.

At this moment, the teacher in charge of the class also came to the classroom. When she saw the familiar white-haired girl at the back, she sighed and selectively ignored her, asking the students to open their textbooks. After all, she was a genius-level seed racehorse girl, and it was possible that Huiyi's own understanding of racing was much higher than that of teaching.

"Hmm... I've completed the registration and verification of my URA official website account. Next, I need to bind and verify my MaTui account." To avoid disturbing the other MaTui fans, Huiyi didn't bring a mouse and relied entirely on the touchpad. Although it was a bit painful, she managed to finish the job.

Looking at the official account of Gugu Bird on the URA website, which had already collaborated with MaTui, Huiyi was in a great mood because she discovered that the fans after the collaboration were directly inherited! In addition, the fans that started to grow on URA were also included in the task completion indicators.

Within half an hour of the account linkage being completed and no new messages being sent, Huiyi saw that her followers had increased by more than 5,000, making her so happy she couldn't stop smiling.

"Wuhu~ Take off~ I've never had such a wonderful start~ I'll edit another message and send it out later... This task should only take half an hour to complete, right?" Huiyi's smile continued to rise as he gently typed.

【Coo-coo bird official~ is none other than the shining new star of contemporary racehorse girl, Shining White Horse, I didn’t expect that the old fans would completely rule out the correct answer~!

This account is now officially being used as an official account! I never imagined I would shine so brightly on the field... so all future matches will depend on the support of the Lu family!

A few days later at Hanshin JF... I wonder if any lucky old fans will be able to solo kill the Cuckoo Bird?

Ciallo(∠

After finishing editing, Huiyi pressed Enter and sent out the first message on URA. She was still a little nervous; after all, this was her first time being a big star in her two lifetimes… she was bound to be nervous, and she wondered if this style of writing would be criticized…

Then at this moment, Huiyi suddenly remembered his fan group... I wonder if those old Bi Deng fans have seen this message?

Holy crap!! Have you guys seen URA? I... Holy crap! The Uma Musume Girl I'm promoting is a streamer? She's a streamer?

Hahaha, is the sky falling?! This tama is a streamer?! You're telling me that the pure and innocent wife-like ideal horse girl on the winner's stage is a streamer? Or is she a cuckoo bird?

Sometimes living in a dream feels like a sin. Are there any friends in Hakodate who would like to slap me twice, wake me up, and tell me that the cuckoo bird is actually a dream?

It's clear that the message was pushed to URA as soon as it was sent, which is why these old Bitdens received the message so quickly.

Seeing their reactions, Huiyi really wanted to laugh.

Idol filter~pia~

Break it!

The cuckoo bird wants to eat KFC.

Sakiji Sugi's research started, but there wasn't a KFC within a 20-kilometer radius.

Chapter 110 Golden Skill Draw! Exclusivity?!

[Cuckoo Bird Official]: Hey everyone, you're all chatting so happily? What happened?

Although asking such a question knowing the answer is annoying, to these netizens who have been playing for several years, Huiyi clearly has a smug look on his face. In addition, their idol filter has just been completely shattered, so they have developed a very strange feeling towards Huiyi.

Because the streamer who was always jokingly called a goofy, noobish guy and loved to play games suddenly transformed into the most anticipated horse racing girl in China next year... The contrast is too strong, isn't it?! So most viewers' feelings towards Huiyi are...

I'm terrified that she'll change because of this and become a stranger to them as a live streamer.

The viewer didn't finish his sentence, but most people understood what he meant, and Huiyi naturally saw it too. He then replied with a smile, resting his chin on his hand: What's there to be afraid of? When have you streamers ever changed? It's just that the account has an additional function to post announcements, right? The live stream will still continue.

These viewers not only easily accumulate gold coins, but many of them are also incredibly naive and innocent. Ah~ So adorable!

Huiyi felt quite fortunate to have such a small team, so she continued: "How long have we been playing together as a family? Most streamers forget about their viewers after a year or two, but when have I ever forgotten you guys?"

【Cuckoo Bird Official】: I definitely remember very clearly how I started my business, my darlings. You can even separate me from Huiyi Baiju.

While comforting her lovely group of friends, Huiyi forced herself not to laugh out loud, and at that moment she heard the sound of the task being completed.

[Followers surpass 20, mission accomplished]

Wow… over 100,000 followers in such a short time… celebrities really have a huge following. Huiyi couldn't help but exclaim, “It feels so great to have such a huge following!” Now that the current task is complete, it’s time for the exciting prize draw!

System, hurry up and draw the golden skill for me!

【Alright, Miss... you can draw it yourself, so you won't accuse me of rigging things】 The system knew this horse girl's temper. If she didn't draw it herself, she would probably scold the system for drawing some skill. So it simply threw the wheel at her feet.

Huiyi, on the other hand, couldn't wait to reach out and try to spin the wheel. She really wanted a skill like Escape Artist, which could maintain her ranking in the mid-game and final game...! Or even a skill like Shadow Step, which would allow her to make one last push against the runner in the final game...

But as the roulette wheel spun, it finally stopped above the skill she least wanted to see.

……

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

The bright red skill icons were dazzling and eye-catching, and seeing the skill names made one feel a stomachache.

Besides, this thing currently has no real use for her...

[Huh? My goodness, what kind of luck is this? I clearly lowered the weight of the pulls, how did you still manage to draw this?]

[Dominance]: In the final stages of a race, if you are at the back, it will reduce the speed of those in front.

Huiyi felt speechless, but then suddenly saw an option at the end of the skill: "Evolution conditions have been met. Do you want to evolve this skill?"

[Evolution Skill - Proof of Legend]: In the final stage of the race, if there are competing racehorses, it will greatly reduce the speed of all racehorses behind it.

After the evolution, the mid-range limitation disappeared... which means she can use this evolved skill on Hanshin JF?

"Wait... isn't this a bit too unfair to Rhine Power?" Radiant hesitated for a moment, then swiped to see the conditions for skill evolution: having 5 racehorse girls with an affinity level exceeding 50 on your side.

These are the conditions, really...

Huh? Wait a minute? Huiyi took a closer look and saw that his wife's affection level was 50, 5 points?

Huiyi hurriedly scrolled through the favorability list and gasped. Apart from the ridiculously high favorability of Da Shen Yang, all the other racehorse girls had also climbed to at least 50 during this period, which suddenly made Huiyi feel terrified.

Although she felt it was monstrous to be a damsel in distress during her first race with her classmates, Huiyi couldn't care less about that now; her favorability rating was rising unusually fast! It would be irresponsible of her personal safety if she didn't gain fame...!

The more famous you are, the more public opinion protects you, and the less likely you are to be kidnapped by some unknown mare and used as a breeding mare... After all, it is common knowledge that young mares cannot resist males!

Seeing that her skill evolution was successful, Huiyi felt a little scared... So she had to decide on the tournament schedule that would make her famous in the classic year. The Three Queens Championship was no longer on Huiyi's radar...! Because in other people's eyes, it was almost a done deal for Huiyi to go to the Three Queens Championship!

"No... I don't have the ability to win three titles... The Oaks Grand Prix 2400 meters was definitely beyond my distance tolerance at that time, and I wasn't sure if I could get the stamina recovery skill before then." His mind had never been so clear before; the race schedule that Huiyi finally formed in his mind...

To be honest, even she was a little shocked when she told the story.

After the Hanshin JF race, she will have a break until April to participate in the Sakura Sho race, followed by the NHK Mile Cup in May, and then in June to challenge her senior, Yasuda Kinen…! In October, she will participate in the Akika Sho race… maybe she can steal the title of the first Triple Crown racehorse in history.

In this light, although the schedule is a bit crazy, if you can win every single race, your fame will definitely be even greater than the shock of an undefeated three-time champion, right?

As for the Arima Kinen race at the end of the year, although I had made an appointment with the King of Hawaii, I'll probably skip it for my personal safety... The sheer scale of the race, the genuine appeal, and the spectacle of Japan—I'll definitely have to attend, right? Just thinking about all those perverted race girls staring intently at my backside after the gates open...

It was just a chill!

After all, nobody wants to be groped by some lewd hand while running a race, right?

"Let's settle on this for now, we'll talk about Beiyuan later... Hah..." Huiyi waited anxiously until school was over, then packed up his computer, grabbed his backpack, and fled the academy. His immediate goal was to get to the sanatorium to replenish his medicinal bath buff, which would at least give him some defensive capabilities.

After putting his laptop bag into the locker at the sanatorium, Huiyi easily found his reserved room, took off his clothes, and jumped into the pool.

The familiar comfort enveloped my entire body once again, not to mention that Huiyi had specially asked the sanatorium to add a little extra to the treatment this time.

I really broke down today.

This is the first time a streamer has been so frustrated by a game that he broke down.

Delta has been in a stable position for four consecutive days.

Red is impossible to obtain, gold is unseen, purple is rare, and blue is uncommon.

Is this still top secret? Are you sure it's not ordinary?

Did the cuckoo bird mess with the wooden zither in the sky or something? Why is it doing this to me?

This is the first time I've felt so angry about a game that I almost wanted to cry.

Chapter 111 This is inducing someone to make a mistake...

【Fragrant Herbal Bath】After detecting the doubled amount of herbs, the effect changed slightly this time. Huiyi, who was soaking in the water and almost fell asleep, saw the buff effect of the new version of 【Fragrant Herbal Bath】in her hazy state and smacked her lips contentedly.

【Fragrance of Herbal Bath】: Herbal baths not only bring therapeutic effects to the body, but also naturally bring you a constantly emanating medicinal fragrance. And now... with the addition of more medicinal cuisine, everyone who smells your fragrance will involuntarily show their friendliest side.

"Huh?!" Huiyi was shocked to find that the most important entry hadn't been updated at this crucial moment!

Surprised, she jumped up from the pool. Since there was no one else in the room and she didn't care about being seen naked, Huiyi hurriedly tapped the name "[Fragrant Herbal Bath]" with her finger, but no additional entries were triggered.

This means that the forced calmness buff was overwritten by her own increased dose of the potion, and was replaced by an enhanced version of the horse mint.

slap~

The little white horse, having lost all sense of purpose in life, plopped back into the water, half its face submerged, spitting out bubbles, and then choked on some water: "Cough cough... the spices really smell strong... why can the buff effect be changed! Are you doing this on purpose!"

【My dear young lady, what's the point of having such a vivid imagination? I don't have that kind of free time. You need to know this saying: 'Man's actions are seen by Heaven.' Everything is cause and effect, everything is destiny."

The system's tone wasn't as calm as usual; Huiyi could sense a hint of schadenfreude in it. She gritted her teeth and didn't get out of the bath until she was satisfied. She took one last warm shower to wash off the large patches stuck to her body, got dressed, and left the sanatorium.