The afterlife blew up Gensokyo

With a loud bang, Shi Bai slammed the large rock in his hand into the ground and spoke with a smile.

"Don't worry, it won't hurt. At most, you'll feel a little dizzy afterward. A long time ago, I successfully cured many patients in Arkham Asylum using this method. Afterward, they would all surround me and praise me, calling me a miracle doctor."

...What the hell is that?! Did you knock him stupid?!

Patchouli, her lips twitching, stared at the crack that stretched from under the large rock on the ground all the way to her bedside, and spoke with great difficulty.

"...No need, I'm very calm now."

"Really? That's such a shame."

Shaking his head with regret, Shi Bai walked to the bedside.

"Your current physical condition is due to an acquired defect. Flandre used extremely violent methods to damage your body. If it weren't for Saint Byakuren's slight medical knowledge, you would probably be in the underworld by now. Of course, even if you are still alive, your physical condition is extremely bad. In the future, you will be out of breath even if you walk a few steps, let alone run... Would you be willing to accept my treatment?"

Someone had a rather kind smile on their face.

"Of course, my treatment method may seem a bit simple and crude, and the process may be slightly painful, but it is currently the only way to cure you."

"Simple and direct..."

Patchouli glanced at the large rock on the ground, and her expression became rather stiff, as if something had crossed her mind.

...She strongly suspected that the other party's so-called treatment method was to smash herself up and then put her back together.

“That’s right. You don’t actually think that Flandre’s ability is just simple destruction, do you? That’s a terrifying ability that belongs to the level of laws.”

Shi Bai twirled the pen in his hand and answered.

"The essence formed from the deaths of tens of millions of humans all converged on these two, giving birth to more than just a miracle. It's probably a case of 'one general's success is built on the bones of ten thousand.' Compared to the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, which says 'I'll kill anything that's alive, even if it's a god,' hers is more like 'I'll destroy anything that appears before me, even if it's a god.' You should understand one thing: destruction is the easiest thing to do."

"……I see."

Patchouli nodded.

"Okay, just bear with the pain a little."

He casually put the pen back into his pocket, and then pulled out a large syringe that was about a meter long and half a meter thick.

"There might be a little something when they draw blood... What's wrong with you now?"

"...Could you try a different treatment method?"

After a brief silence, Patchouli spoke with difficulty.

"If you had arrived earlier, I could have integrated the origin of that world into your body, but unfortunately you were placed later in the queue. I've already used that thing."

Shi Bai shrugged and replied.

"Would a dignified magician be afraid of pain? Would anyone really want to be half-disabled for life just because they're afraid of pain? No way, no way, no way? That's it?"

"Who...who knows if what you're saying is true or false!? What if you're doing this on purpose...wait, come to think of it, why should I believe you!?"

Suddenly realizing it, Patchouli's words carried a hint of embarrassment and anger.

"So what if I'm half-disabled? At worst, I'll just stay home and study magic every day. Magic is the foundation of magicians. What do I need your help with?!"

"Like a dog biting Lü Dongbin, not recognizing a kind heart. Do you think I would be happy to help you?"

Rolling his eyes, Shi Bai put down the large syringe in his hand and casually tossed a bottle into the other person's hand.

"Tsk, since you don't want to get injections, then you can take medicine. One pill a day, seven days for one course of treatment. Take it if you want, don't take it if you don't."

"...Weren't you just deliberately making fun of me all along?"

Picking up the medicine bottle, looking at the pills inside that had finally returned to normal, Patchouli pondered for a moment before raising her head with a slightly dark expression, looking as if she had swallowed a fly.

"I feel like you're deliberately targeting me... Is it just my imagination?"

"Be more confident, and remove the word 'seems'."

With a slight pout, Shi Bai took off the white coat he was wearing and hung it on the chair before turning and walking out of the room.

"I'm targeting you. Who told you to disrespect me before? Even Shanks, the user of the Face-Face Fruit, has to give me face. How dare you disrespect me... Who else should I target if not you?"

Patchouli: "..."

"Wait a minute, I have one last question: who changed my clothes?"

Just as the other person was about to leave, Patchouli, dressed in a hospital gown, couldn't help but call out to them. However, as soon as she asked the question, Patchouli couldn't help but regret it.

Just as she expected, when she turned around, the other person gave her a rather nasty smile.

"you guess?"

"........."

Shi Bai doesn't usually hold grudges, yeah, he really doesn't.

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Compared to the previous two patients, the third patient was quite special. When Bai entered the room, the patient was still frozen in ice and had not woken up.

"Sigh, in the end, the poor fairy was destined to be a mother... It's so tragic."

After making a slight remark, Shi Bai stepped forward and placed his hand on the block of ice.

This was an attack that Cirno unleashed at the cost of her own life force. It was fortunate that Flandre was a vampire with amazing vitality and possessed extremely destructive power like a demon within her body; otherwise, an ordinary person would have been frozen to dust long ago.

"However, in some respects, Patchouli is indeed a genius, for she actually thought of using this method to suppress the violence in the other person's soul..."

As the ice melted rapidly, Shi Bai also reached out and picked up a plate of glittering crystals on the table. These were Patchouli's greatest magical achievements in the years since she became a magician.

—The Philosopher's Stone.

According to Patchouli's theory, as long as the "Philosopher's Stones" she created could be installed on Fran, it would be able to completely ensure that she would no longer occasionally fall into berserk and madness.

Ultimately, the main reason why the other party went berserk was that she simply couldn't control this powerful force. Instead, she was controlled by the destructive power within herself. In layman's terms, she had gone mad.

It took about an hour in total. After attaching all the "Sage Queens" to the wings on the other person's back, Shi Bai looked at the girl who had fallen into a peaceful sleep and let out a slight breath.

"Alright, you can go in now, but she's sleeping right now, so you'd better not wake her."

Shi Bai opened the door and spoke to Remy, who had been sitting anxiously at the door for a long time.

After receiving his permission, the other party hurriedly entered the room, clearly having been waiting for a long time.

Shi Bai didn't seem to care about this.

After dealing with the matter of the Crimson Pavilion family, what gave him a slight headache was the matter concerning the fairies.

Fairies don't truly die. Even if they die from severe injuries, they will quickly be reborn. However, it's clear that no matter how fast they are reborn, it's never as fast as someone who just died in battle yesterday and is resurrected today.

After losing their leader, all the fairies had some kind of connection in their hearts, so the fairy realm was quite lively at the moment. Kamishirasawa Keine was busy dealing with the fairies' affairs and was in a flurry of activity.

Cirno herself is a rather complex being; she is incredibly intelligent and equally powerful. However, this intelligence did not bring her more joy, but rather much untold suffering.

The more you know, the more pain you experience.

This statement is not without merit in some cases.

In order to prevent the great fairy who had lost her name from disappearing and being forgotten by everyone, she stripped the other party of everything and sealed her away in layers of ice that seemed to have lasted for thousands of years, where she never saw the light of day again.

Although the Great Fairy herself didn't care about this matter, for Cirno, it was something she could never forgive herself for, and it was a so-called sin that she had to carry on forever.

She dared not face him again, so she stubbornly chose to escape.

If she dies, the other party who had been stripped of everything will regain all that she once had. Therefore, Cirno is quite indifferent to her own life or death, or rather, she participated in the war with the determination to find liberation through death.

For her, it was all just a cycle with a beginning and an end, and everything would return to its starting point.

Kamishirasawa Keine didn't notice, but the Great Fairy had a vague feeling about it, which is why she rushed to the battlefield despite her injuries having just healed...

Of course, if Shi Bai were to evaluate something like this, he would only have one opinion.

This is a story about Cirno and the Great Fairy vying for the role of mother, and Cirno wins.

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Chapter Thirty-Two: The Township Head

A beautiful day begins in the morning.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Shi Bai opened his eyes from his bed right on time.

Although his strength was so great that he could go a thousand years without sleeping without any problem and wouldn't dream when he fell asleep, Shi Bai still maintained the good habit of going to bed and waking up on time every day.

His lodgings were located within the principal's office.

Shi Bai casually cast a cleansing spell on himself, then got off the bed and went to the window to open it.

Cleansing is a little magic that Patchouli invented specifically for when she's lazy. It can be used to wash clothes or cleanse the body. It uses water magic and is quite useful. She seems to really be planning to transition from a melee mage to a normal magic user, and these days she's been staying in her room researching relevant spells.

In matters of magic, she and the succubus got along quite well.

A certain future Septian Magician is currently taking shape.

Remilia and Flandre, a pair of loli sisters, settled in at the school as students. Flandre, whose consciousness had returned to normal, was full of curiosity about everything. In order to prevent her from causing some uncontrollable accidents unconsciously, Shibai specially sealed her abilities.

Otherwise, if she were playing with Alice or Kosama and accidentally used her abilities unintentionally, it would definitely turn into a rather bizarre crime scene.

However, despite this, she is indeed a very well-behaved child, just as Remilia said, and she is quite supportive of the sealing of her abilities.

Although the Philosopher's Stone, specially crafted by Patchouli, effectively suppressed Fran's rampage, there were still times when she would unconsciously use her abilities to cause widespread destruction, which was unavoidable.

—For example, when Remilia brought her sister to the principal's office to express her gratitude, Fran accidentally blew up the entire principal's office... Someone who was leisurely sitting behind the table drinking tea at that time was immediately in a bad mood.

However, Fran's bombing allowed her to quickly integrate into the group of others. The students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, such as Phantom Moon and Dream Moon, had wanted to bomb the headmaster's office for a long time.

In a sense, Fran became a hero in their hearts for daring to challenge authority... and then the girls who were egging her on were banished by the principal to the playground to keep Taotie company in the sun.

Three days after the final battle, Allah came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry alone. Regardless of what his purpose was, all his motives vanished when he saw the headmaster.

Despite being the true master of the vampire clan, he stubbornly insisted on staying at the school as a cleaner. As for matters concerning the vampire clan... he solemnly handed over all the rights of the vampire clan to Remilia.

In his own words, all he wanted from then on was to live a peaceful life.

Touched by the other party's sincerity, and recognizing that the other party was the unlucky guy he and Zi Ma had encountered on the sea when they returned from the outside world, and who had been locked back in a coffin and kicked into the sea, Shi Bai reluctantly accepted the other party's wish to stay at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and sweep the floors.

Anyway, the school doesn't need one more or one less cleaner, and they don't have to pay him. Free labor is free labor, so why not use it?

And so, Remilia became the new queen of the vampires.

—Those disobedient fellows have been eliminated by God. Those remaining in the vampire clan are all absolutely loyal, and none of them have any objection to God's decision.

Of course, before returning to take charge of the vampire clan, Remilia was still a student. According to the requirements of a certain headmaster, every student had to graduate before they could leave the school.

It's simple if you don't want to: just be able to beat him, or you can try to run away. But if you run away from school and get caught again, your homework load will triple every time you run away.

For example, a certain Rumia chose to run away on the very day she was brought back to the academy by Shi Bai, but he caught her again in five minutes. Now she is so busy doing her homework that she gets dizzy every day.

No matter how tough things get, we can't let our children suffer; no matter how poor we are, we can't neglect education. Shi Bai believed this, and he put his teaching philosophy into practice. While opening his doors to students, he also made sure that these students developed comprehensively in terms of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor.

The first enrollment at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry received little response. Including Remilia, Fran, and Rumia who was forcibly brought there, only three new students enrolled and were assigned to the same class as Alice, Tei Inaba, and Kogasa.

As for Huan Yue, Meng Yue, and Sariel, they were in the same class as Sheng Bailian, Patchouli, and Kamishirasawa Keine. The succubus was their teacher, which made up two classes of six students each.

However, Bai didn't care much at the moment, because he was already very satisfied with being able to gather so many lolis in one class.

After all, what could be happier than raising a little girl from a young age?!

Being a lolicon isn't a crime; it's just a way of life!

Of course, this may also be the first school where the number of staff members is several times greater than the number of students.

After all, there are more than 300 people who were forcibly invited to do cleaning in this huge school campus, and they come from the surrounding secret realms.

Whether they like it or not, they all need to work at the school for at least a year. If they're not happy about it, that's fine too. We don't expect you to beat the wise and mighty principal, you just need to be able to beat the school's guardian beast, Taotie!

...It can be said to be quite ginkgo-like.

Shi Bai called this "education"... although those guys were quite skeptical of it.

This situation continued until one day a guy claiming to be God came knocking on the door, and things only changed then. Luckily, Salier recognized his former boss, otherwise no one would have mistaken that ragged guy for the so-called God...

Because he had tried to secretly attack Shi Bai, Jehovah not only fell off a cliff and missed the final battle, but also inexplicably lost most of his power. Guided by some mysterious world will, he arrived here with great difficulty.

Since he didn't know what to do with her for the time being, and feeling for Xiaoye's protective nature, Shi Bai simply arranged for her to clean the toilets at the school, which could be considered as contributing to the school's development.

How should I put it?

Seeing their former boss, the culprit who caused their family's ruin, miserablely carrying a mop and broom to clean the toilet every day, Sariel and Mengyue Huanyue had rather strange expressions. As for the scheming rabbit who already had some grudge against the other party, her emotions were completely gloating.