I'm in Teresin, dedicated to playing badly

Living in Teresa, a full-time slacker. (Author: Multifunctional Repeater)

Introduction:

After traveling to Tresen in Trepp's worldview, Shinji Kitahara just wants to give up.

He didn't respond when the chairman called his name, he didn't go when the Mejiro family invited him, he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep when the student council invited him, and he disappeared when Arima-musume nominated him as a trainer.

“I hope you have the same attitude towards your life.”

"Ah, yes, yes."

Looking at the red exclusive power in front of him, Shinji Kitahara nodded continuously.

He firmly believed that if he was bad enough, the heavy horse farm would not be able to catch up with him.

Facts proved that he was right. After his reputation for playing badly spread, everyone in the Tresen hospital agreed that he was—

The walking horse mint, the chosen one of the three goddesses, the guardian of Tresen, the savior of the horse girls.

Kitahara Shinji: "...?"

Volume One

Chapter 1: Shinji Kitahara

"Tracey Academy..."

Shinji Kitahara looked up at the enormous academy in front of him, which was comparable to a small city, and then looked down at the trainer name tag hanging crookedly on his chest. He sighed.

"In the end, I couldn't escape after all."

Teresen Academy is the highest-level horse racing girl training institution in Japan, operated by the URA (Japan Horse Racing Association). Its full name is 'Japan Horse Racing Girl Training Center Academy'.

Trainers, on the other hand, are those who work at Treson Academy and are specifically responsible for guiding and training horse girls, similar in nature to private tutors.

High salary, good benefits, free room and board, considerable social status, and surrounded by beautiful girls—it seems like the perfect job—at least, that's how it appears to those unaware of the industry's inner workings.

But in the eyes of insiders...

"Do you know how strong the current female racehorses are?"

"Even the most ordinary horse girls, after being transformed into professional-grade females, possess at least three times the physical abilities of an average person. Those racehorse girls who have undergone specialized training can easily subdue an adult male and render him unable to resist."

"Moreover, because they focus on competition and rivalry for many years, their competitiveness and drive far exceed those of human women, especially when they are in adolescence, when they are more prone to sentimentality and impulsiveness."

"Do you know what this means?"

"This means that once you get too close to them and develop feelings that shouldn't exist, your life is already on a countdown from that moment on."

"It's not that they'll do anything to you, but with physical abilities several times greater than yours, even a joke could seriously injure you."

"And if you dare to refuse their 'goodwill' or if something provokes them, they may resort to violence or even extreme measures."

"Abrasions, bites, stalking, imprisonment, basement, fractured pelvis..."

“Every year, many trainers end up in the hospital because of the horses they are responsible for, and it’s not uncommon for some to die as a result.”

"Although our job may seem glamorous and safe to outsiders, in reality, the injury and death rate of trainers is no less than that of front-line police officers, and the turnover rate is consistently the highest among all professions."

"Keep your distance from the horse girls you are responsible for, no, keep your distance from all the horse girls, and never develop any unusual feelings for them. This is the only advice I can give you."

During a lecture about trainers, a senior trainer with a serious expression said this to the new trainers in the audience.

The trainers in the audience took his advice as a joke. After all, in the eyes of the public, Saima Musume was a fairy blessed by the three goddesses, so how could she do such a thing?

Even if there are exceptions, they are definitely isolated cases and cannot be generalized to the entire Ma Niang community.

But Shinji Kitahara knew that what he said was true.

As a time traveler, he has lived in this world for more than ten years, and due to some special reasons, he has had a lot of contact with horse girls, so he has a relatively deep understanding of them.

Possessing both superhuman strength and immaturity, they can be described as ferocious beasts living in modern civilization.

Moreover, because their intelligence is equal to that of humans, they are often more terrifying than wild beasts.

The Tereson headquarters is a gathering place for elite horse girls.

In other words, the horse women here are far more powerful and terrifying than those outside.

Although in his previous life he was a player of the mobile game "Uma Musume Girls," he liked to search for and read all sorts of strange books, and while reading them he would make all sorts of comments like "not twisted enough" or "boring, I want to see rivers of blood."

But when it was his turn, he chickened out.

He was still young and didn't want to be locked in a basement so early, nor did he want his pelvis to shatter.

If possible, he wouldn't even want to come into contact with any horse girls, let alone the Treson headquarters.

But the problem is, he had no choice.

The original owner of this body was an orphan whose family was not exactly destitute, but at least extremely poor.

He had considered looking for other jobs, but the oppressive atmosphere of the JP workplace made him uncomfortable, and the pay was too low, barely enough to make ends meet.

After several setbacks, he finally made up his mind and came to Treson headquarters.

Fortune favors the bold. Anyway, the trainers here have ridiculously high base salaries. At worst, he can just stay there and do nothing, not bother any of the horse girls, and leave after his contract expires with his salary. He doesn't believe he can get into trouble like this.

Moreover, before coming here, he had made preparations by arranging for a girl he knew, Ma Niang, to transfer to this school so that she could take on his responsibilities.

"Taking responsibility" means taking charge of the horse girl, which is the person the trainer is responsible for.

Although the other party has an eccentric temperament and a name that has never been seen in the game, he is probably just an ordinary random horse girl who is unlikely to win various prizes, but it doesn't matter, he didn't want to win anyway.

And most importantly, he knows her inside and out and can confirm that she is safe.

This is enough.

Imagining the wonderful, carefree life that was about to unfold, Shinji Kitahara took a deep breath and stepped into the gates of Treson Academy, which resembled the gaping maw of an abyss, with a smile on his face.

......

Upon entering Tressen, Shinji Kitahara was greeted by a harmonious scene.

The streets were clean and spacious, the lawns were neatly trimmed, and the female horse riders strolled and chatted like ordinary young girls, exuding an atmosphere of youth and happiness.

There were quite a few trainers walking along the road, and they all looked normal, without any missing limbs. Some of them even had their assigned horse girls with them, discussing the training plans for the year as they walked.

"What a lovely environment..."

Although he knew that the academy was not as harmonious as it seemed on the surface, looking at the leisurely scene before him, Shinji Kitahara couldn't help but have some doubts about his previous judgment.

While there are indeed various rumors, this is still a legitimate school, and the face of the entire Uma Musume world. Perhaps it's not as bad or dangerous as he imagined... maybe?

"No...no...not here..."

"Please, I have a fiancée..."

As he passed a remote, abandoned warehouse, Shinji Kitahara vaguely heard something extraordinary. As he hurried away, his expression gradually became subtle.

Well, okay, it seems the same everywhere.

After taking a short walk around the campus and getting familiar with the surroundings, he went to a shady spot in the southwest corner of the college, the place where he and she had agreed to meet.

Since it wasn't the agreed time yet, Shinji Kitahara didn't see her there.

He wasn't in a hurry. He found a shady spot to lie down, then took out his phone, intending to watch some videos to pass the time.

A moment later, footsteps sounded.

Shinji Kitahara didn't even look up before speaking.

"Eclipse, what do you think of this school?"

"not bad."

A slightly cold female voice stopped in front of him, seemingly tinged with confusion.

"It's just that the horse girls here seem a bit too enthusiastic; I'm not used to it."

“You’ll get used to it eventually; everyone here is very friendly,” another lively female voice said.

Upon hearing this unfamiliar voice, Shinji Kitahara looked up in slight surprise.

He had only heard Eclipse's footsteps, which was why he spoke up, but he didn't expect that there was someone else with her.

Or rather, horse girl.

A playful white highlight peeks out from her brown hair, and her bright blue eyes, combined with her energetic expression, give her a very cute look. Her vitality is so abundant that it's almost overflowing.

She is so cute.

This is the general reaction of most people who meet her for the first time.

But Shinji Kitahara did not.

The moment he saw her face, his heart even skipped a beat.

The racehorse girl named Eclipse pretended not to notice his unusual behavior, coughed twice, and then spoke.

"She is a friend I just met."

"Emperor of the East Sea".

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Chapter Two: Money Isn't Everything

The Emperor of the East Sea, a legendary figure.

An SSR character in the game, the protagonist of the second season of the anime, and extremely impressive in appearance, status, achievements, and titles.

But these were not Shinji Kitahara's main concerns.

What he was interested in was the fame of the Emperor of the East Sea on another level.

Exclusive power.

Her status in the heavy horse market is comparable to that of the fourth-ranked Christian in the Christian world, and her weight class is even comparable to Jerusalem in the 3D district.

If the danger level of a typical horse girl is 60, and that of Treson's horse girl is 80, then the danger level of this East Sea Emperor in front of us is no less than 120. If we also consider the basement, it would be no less than 300.

Although Shinji Kitahara couldn't be sure whether the seemingly normal and cute child in front of him was the legendary 'Lord of the Basement'.

But what he was certain of was that he didn't want to have even the slightest connection with her.

Although he was startled by the sudden appearance of the Emperor of the East Sea, Kitahara Shinji quickly calmed down.

No, there's no need to be nervous. No matter how dangerous the East Sea Emperor is, it has nothing to do with me.

After all, he wasn't her trainer, and they didn't have much interaction.

As long as he doesn't deliberately do anything dangerous, such as actively befriending her to build a relationship, or becoming her trainer, then no matter how dangerous she is, she won't be a threat to him. He might even be able to watch her make a scene from the sidelines.

And ultimately, it would have been difficult for her to have any interaction with him anyway.

One is a super genius at the height of his career, who has made an undefeated three-time champion his life goal; the other is a trainer who barely made it into Treisen and spends his days just trying to coast through his time.

The difference between them is so vast that it's like comparing heaven and earth; it's estimated that after this meeting, they won't have any further opportunities to communicate.

However, just to be on the safe side, Kitahara Shinji was prepared to take more action to ensure that the Emperor of the East Sea would not have a good impression of him.

"Ah, the Empress of the East Sea? It's a pleasure to meet you."

After greeting the Emperor of the East Sea, Kitahara Shinji turned his gaze back to his phone screen and, quite unceremoniously, crossed his legs—if he smoked, he would definitely have lit one at this moment.

Seeing his behavior, the Emperor of the East Sea frowned.

"Eclipse, is this the trainer you were talking about?"

"Ah."

"he......"

"That's just how he is."

After finishing speaking, Eclipse looked at Shinji Kitahara: "Alright, I've submitted the application forms for trainer and supervisor. Go to the chairman for his signature."

"Wait a minute, let me finish this game."