Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

D'Artagnan's eyes were sharp, and he raised his hand with a flourish, saying:

"In the name of Her Majesty the Winter Queen, I forgive you country bumpkins for your lack of knowledge. Now, listen to my name—"

He was halfway through installing the numbers between AC when Tok arrived.

【"elder brother!"】

"Is my brother selling toys to them?! That's amazing! I've always wanted to see him work!"

Upon seeing that it was Tok who had arrived, the tone of the "young master" softened.

"...My name—is... um..."

"...The best toy salesman in Winter Kingdom!"

"Pfft, hahahaha." Hu Tao couldn't help but laugh out loud, kicking her calves.

"Little Qiuqiu, is this really that 'young master'?"

"You didn't do this on purpose because you had a conflict with him, did you?"

Lin Qiu is currently in Liyue, as the Immortal Invocation Ceremony is scheduled to begin in a few days.

Navia was also there. After the Vashet case was over, she wanted to take a break, so Lin Qiu brought her along.

Lin Qiu's first boss and second boss met just like that.

“You’re right, so when I write your story in the future, I’ll make it very funny.” Lin Qiu said, ignoring Hu Tao’s swaying white legs.

"Huh?" Hu Tao feigned surprise.

"So you really can write my story?"

After saying that, Hu Tao ran behind Lin Qiu and grabbed his waist with both hands.

"If you dare to write bad things about me, I'll arrest you!" Hu Tao said with a smile, her little hands itching to strike.

She knew that Lin Qiu's weakness was that the ticklish spot on his waist was particularly noticeable.

"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated! I will not compromise!" Lin Qiu retorted defiantly.

Then, the next second, he shouted, "Navia, save me!"

However, Navia simply pretended to think, nodding as she pinched her fair chin with her small hand.

"So this is Lin's weakness. He truly lives up to his reputation as a senior."

The perspective shifts to the Northern Bank, where the protagonist, the "young master," is utterly exasperated.

If this story were only known to him or the Traveler, that would be one thing, but now all of Teyvat knows!

Honestly, it wouldn't be a big deal if everyone in Teyvat knew, but he couldn't accept that his colleagues knew.

Especially the "lady" standing next to him, Rosalyn.

"Haha, the best toy salesman in Winter's Kingdom?"

"So, 'Young Master' has such lofty ideals. How about I help you apply to Her Majesty the Queen?"

Rosalyn laughed so hard she almost fell over, pressing her hand to her chest to prevent her breasts from bumping around.

"Hmph." Dadalia scoffed. "This author can write my story, and I suppose he can write yours too."

"Don't embarrass yourself too much then, Sinora."

"You'd better mind your own business." Rosalyn waved her hand and left.

She came all the way to Tartaglia to attack him face-to-face, but she didn't get to see Tartaglia's embarrassed expression. How boring.

Returning to the story, the members of the treasure-hunting group are also mocking the "young master".

D'Artagnan could only repeat himself, hoping the group of treasure hunters would understand.

"I'll say it again, regarding Winter Toys, three months ago, 600,000 Mora were paid in full in one lump sum."

The treasure-hunting gang couldn't understand why such a cheap toy was so expensive.

Finally, D'Artagnan reluctantly asked, "If I join the treasure-hunting group, would you be willing to pay for the sake of my companions?"

Upon hearing this, the treasure-hunting group put Tartaglia through an "entry test".

Unexpectedly, Tartaglia was incredibly strong, passing the "entry test" with ease.

At this point, the treasure-hunting team began to realize something was wrong; these skills were clearly not those of ordinary people.

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Character's tone - Mona: About the diary

"Ahhh, it's the old woman's diary from her teenage years! It's all Lin Qiu's fault for letting me see something I shouldn't have!"

Chapter 77 Give Me Ten More Seconds

[Wu Lao Er: "This expert... please wait a moment, let us discuss this."]

Several groups of treasure hunters huddled together and whispered among themselves.

[Wu Laoqi: "To be honest, with his skills, the three of us wouldn't stand a chance against him."]

[Wu Lao Er: You mean...we were robbed?]

How novel! A treasure-hunting crew gets robbed? If we had money, would we still be doing this?

Wu Laoqi felt something was wrong. Robbery shouldn't be their business. Could there be a hidden meaning in the conversation?

[Wu Laowu: "To the Winter Kingdom... three months... six hundred thousand... I get it, I get it! This is 'secret language'!"]

"The eldest brother borrowed 600,000 yuan from that bank in Zhidong about three months ago, and he still hasn't paid it back!"

The thieves then realized that the thieves had come to collect a debt.

[Wu Lao Er: "Why are the debt collectors being so roundabout?"]

Wu Laowu seemed to know a lot about Wu Lao Er's question.

[Wu Laowu: "You don't know this, but many trades have their own 'secret language' to protect client privacy."]

[Wu Laoqi: "Professional! Absolutely professional!"]

After a discussion, it turned out that the treasure-hunting team was right; their process was completely wrong, but their answer was correct.

[Wu Lao Er: "This... um... salesman, I'm sorry, we can't let you join the treasure-hunting group."]

In the story, D'Artagnan is slightly surprised. Is the entry threshold for the treasure-hunting group really that high? Even the executors of the Fatui are not qualified?

The heist gang quickly claimed they already knew the value of the "toy" and would return it for 600,000.

Seeing that the problem was solved so easily, even the real-life D'Artagnan was somewhat surprised.

"This group of treasure hunters... they're kind of silly but actually quite clever," D'Artagnan remarked.

The "young master" in the book is very busy; he has just finished one task, and a new one has come.

Having no time to spend with his younger brother, he entrusted Tok to the traveler and went to complete his mission.

As a result, the traveler failed to keep an eye on Tok, who had secretly followed the "young master" away.

["Young Master": "From this day forward, you will begin to fulfill Her Majesty the Queen's vow, sparing no effort to bring victory to Winter."]

"Sweeping in like a frigid northerly wave, like the frost that never melts in the Winter Palace, penetrating the enemy's very bones with extreme cold!"

"Young Master" speaks well, but he saw Tok.

Our enemies, for example...

"Ahem... For example, kites and rattles... will become strong competitors to 'One-Eyed Treasure' in the Liyue market."

The new recruits of the Fools were completely bewildered. At first, they were quite enthusiastic, thinking, "I'm ready to give everything for the Queen."

Why did it suddenly turn into kites and rattles? Does Her Majesty have such childish tastes?

The "young master" knew that this wouldn't work and that he couldn't fool them, so he simply chose to resolve the issue with force.

He used physical methods to influence the new recruits of the Fools, making them understand the spirit of Winter!

The traveler and Tok walked over from the side, and "Young Master" feigned surprise.

"Tok, what are you doing here?"

[Ying: "Not bad, but you didn't seem to be using your full strength, did you?"]

[Young Master: "You mean the 'Demon King's Armament'?"]

"It puts a lot of strain on the body; the injuries I sustained in the 'Golden House' haven't fully healed yet."

"Besides, I'm not that kind of 'lady,' I couldn't bring myself to use any special tactics on new recruits, hahaha."

He still couldn't resist making a sarcastic remark about "ladies".

In reality, D'Artagnan is quite satisfied. Yes, yes, yes, let's mock her a bit more.

Then Tartaglia revealed an expression of certainty; the prophet already knew about his Demon King Armament.

Rosalind was furious when she saw this. "I wouldn't do that to a new recruit!"

In the story, "Prince" hopes that Tok can return to winter, because if things continue like this, the secret will no longer be able to be kept!

Tok said he had a wish, and he would obediently go back after it was fulfilled.

He wanted to explore the "Toy Research Institute," a place where the relic guardians would appear.

The "young master," who doted on his younger brother, naturally couldn't refuse and had no choice but to agree to Tok's request.

Then "Young Master" took Tok to one of "Doctor's" research institutes.

As the group entered the "Toy Research Institute," Tok said somewhat dejectedly.

"Brother, it seems someone said that 'One-Eyed Little Treasure' is a killing machine."

The young master immediately retorted: "How could that be? You're still young; don't talk about fighting and killing all the time."

The young master calmed Tok down, and Tok happily rushed into the "Toy Research Institute," intending to find One-Eyed Treasure to play with.

As soon as Tok went inside, the door closed, forcing the travelers to take another route to catch up with him.

After a long chase and many adventures, "Young Master" finally reunited with Tok.

The room in front of them was incredibly spacious, but inside lay the dangerous "One-Eyed Little Treasure".

"Young Master" first sighed helplessly, then said:

"It's a spacious area, how about we play hide-and-seek?"

[Tok: "Eh...now?"]

[Young Master: "Brother is going to prepare something for you... um, a surprise."]

"You need to obediently close your eyes, turn around, and count down from sixty."

[Tok: "Okay... sixty numbers is a long way."]

Tok began the countdown, and "Young Master" charged toward the ruins guard with a water blade in his hand.

50 ...

The young master swung the water blade in his hand several times, and water elements burst forth from the ruins guards, causing one of them to fall.

40 ...

The two ruins guards attacked Dadalia simultaneously, while Dadalia combined the two water blades in his hands into one and swung it out!

Cut it off!

30 ...

20 ...

10 ...

Dadalia cleared all the guardians of the ruins.

However, even more ruin guardians were sent over by the mechanical claw.

3 ... 2 ... 1 ...