Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

Zhongli felt he couldn't control Hutao, and Hutao felt she couldn't control Zhongli.

Lin Qiu felt that he was at the bottom of the food chain.

“Ms. Funina, it’s a pleasure to meet you.” Zhong Li was much more composed.

In fact, Zhongli was also a little confused, as this Fu Ningna was indeed an ordinary person.

But why does she have the aura of 'Fukaros' on her?

Is it because of this curse? Or something else?

Fukaros... what exactly are you planning?

Zhongli looked at Lin Qiu, thinking that young friend Lin must know something.

Lin Qiu was also looking at Zhong Li, but he didn't feel any connection with Zhong Li.

He just felt that something was off about the scene before him.

Zhongli is with Hu Tao, and I'm with Fu Ningna. What's wrong with that?

I've got it! Just replace me with Navelette!

Oh no, I have a feeling my 'water dragon' is about to start dancing.

"Alright, everyone stop chatting, the food's getting cold," Xiangling interrupted the reminiscing.

Everyone obediently took their seats in turn.

Just as I was about to pick up my chopsticks, the surrounding wind became turbulent, as if asserting its presence.

Lin Qiu hadn't noticed anything before, but when the wind suddenly became violent, he realized it.

That drunken poet must be nearby.

Yes, Wendy was waiting outside.

He followed Rosalind to Liyue after giving her the Heart of God.

He had secretly drunk countless bottles of molten water on the way, and this was the reward he had 'won' for himself.

When he arrived in Liyue, he originally wanted to visit the old man.

Then I found out that the old man had come here, and from the conversation, I could also hear the author who had revealed his own pseudonym.

However, he was not familiar with the people inside, so he waited outside and used the wind to remind Zhongli.

However, Zhongli ignored his presence.

He finally couldn't resist any longer until everyone was ready to eat.

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Character Voice Acting - Fryna: About Kurumi

"Hmm... really... a passionate person?"

In short, I don't dislike her. I really wish I could be as happy and uninhibited as she is.

Chapter 65 Lin Qiu, where are you?

Seeing the change in Lin Qiu's expression, Zhong Li knew that she couldn't hide it anymore.

Sure enough, when Lin Qiu walked to the door and opened it, he saw a green figure squatting on the ground drawing circles.

"Finally noticed me?" Wendy stood up.

"Sigh, it's heartbreaking to be ignored by an old friend."

As she spoke, Wendy took out a bottle of kerosene. "Look, I brought a bottle of the finest kerosene, and you didn't even invite me in."

Zhongli pretended to be deaf and didn't hear it.

He led Wendy into the room and introduced himself.

"Hello everyone, I am... a bard from Mondstadt. As for my name, I'll keep it a secret for now. After all, a poet with a bit of mystery is more charming."

"By the way, this is a friend of mine." Wendy gave Lin Qiu a resentful look.

You've exposed my identity! If I said I was Venti, everyone would know the Wind God had arrived.

Lin Qiu pretended to be deaf and didn't see it.

"Oh my! He's a poet too."

Hu Tao was the first to greet everyone.

"I'm also a poet; the 'Dark Doggerel Poet of the Alley School' is none other than myself."

As she spoke, she proudly patted her chest.

"I am the 77th head of the Rebirth Hall."

"Oh, what a coincidence! Perhaps we can write poems together."

They quickly became friends.

Funina and Wendy exchanged a glance, and without exposing each other's true intentions, they tacitly refrained from calling each other out.

Furness knew what Wendy looked like just by looking at her eyeliner.

Wendy, like Zhongli, immediately recognized the aura emanating from Funina.

"Hello poet, my name is Funina."

"Hello, Ms. Funina."

Xiangling also greeted them, but she was somewhat suspicious.

The bard of Mondstadt, plus this outfit, how come he looks so much like the wind god?

Although she had her suspicions, she didn't bring it up since no one else was saying anything.

“Guest Zhongli, you should also greet this poet.” Hu Tao smiled as she looked at the silent Zhongli.

“The bard has traveled far and wide, and is very knowledgeable. I hope we can meet again in private sometime,” Zhongli said.

Wendy scratched her head. This sounded more like a farewell speech after a dinner party! The problem was, I hadn't even eaten yet!

“Zhongli Keqing is also a renowned scholar, and I believe he can add another stroke to my poem. I look forward to meeting him in private.”

Wendy shook the molten metal in her hand.

After exchanging pleasantries, everyone started eating.

"Fish Singing School," Fu Ningna watched Lin Qiu with expectant eyes from the side. This was something she had secretly made for Lin Qiu.

The last time this dish was made, it tasted really good, and Lin Qiu even forgot that he disliked it.

But it's only been a few days, how did you learn it already?

Thankfully, it wasn't made by Yingbao. Hopefully, it will taste as good as last time.

Lin Qiu took a bite. The taste wasn't as good as last time, but you know what, I'm actually getting used to it...

The fish were still having a party in his mind, but Lin Qiu had already gotten used to it and was even getting to know the fish better.

Fufu's 'Fish Singing Party' was only of average quality; it's just that this kind of dish is a bit strange if it's not delicious.

After getting used to the psychological attacks of fish, as long as it's not of strange quality, this dish doesn't seem so terrible anymore...

Isn't this far inferior to Xiangling's 'experimental dishes'?

In fact, Lin Qiu is quite adaptable to bizarre cooking methods, after all, both Hu Tao and Xiang Ling can make bizarre dishes.

The strange Fish Singing School is just too lethal; it not only destroys the taste buds, but it also has a psychological attack.

After consuming the delicious fish and chanting the purification of mental attacks, this ordinary quality is just average.

"Is it delicious?" Funina looked at Lin Qiu expectantly.

"It's alright," Lin Qiu commented. Oh no, has I really 'fallen'?

"That's great!" Fufu was very happy.

"What is that? What is that?" Hu Tao became interested and came closer.

"Is it delicious? Let me try it." Walnut picked up a piece of fish and put it in her mouth.

The speed was so fast that Lin Qiu didn't have time to stop it.

I'm used to it, but you're not, little walnut!

Walnut pursed her lips, unusually silent, her silence no less awful than the disastrous dishes she had made herself.

"Huh? What's wrong? Is it good or not?" Wendy asked curiously.

Lin Qiu and Hu Tao nodded together. Having been trained by Xiang Ling, they were quite used to this kind of terrible cooking, so their expressions were quite natural.

Fufu was very happy that so many people liked her cooking.

Actually, Fufu already knows how to cook, and her cooking isn't bad at all.

"Then I'll try it too."

Wendy also curiously came over, picked up a piece of fish and put it in her mouth.

Then, she pursed her lips and stopped talking.

I feel like I'm about to fall asleep again...

"Why aren't you talking?"

Xiangling looked at the three of them strangely.

She had already tasted it in the kitchen. Although the taste was hard to describe, it wasn't much different from the dishes she had tried—both were considered culinary disasters.

"From a generally rational point of view, not talking during meals is a good habit."

There seemed to be a slight smile on Zhong Li's lips.

He wasn't interested in the dish at all; fish and such, well, forget about it.

"I see." Funina nodded and remained silent.

Is it a custom in Liyue to not speak while eating?

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Despite the presence of two very talkative people, the dinner was unusually quiet.

"Lin Qiu, will you write stories about Liyue in the future?"

Wendy seemed to have recovered and started asking Lin Qiu questions.

"Yes." Lin Qiu nodded.

"Hehehe, then I guess I'll write about the Geo Archon of Liyue too?"

Wendy glanced at Zhongli with a grin.

My alternate accounts have all been exposed, my friend, yours can't possibly be unscathed, right?

We're friends! We'll share both good times and bad!

"As far as common sense is concerned, indeed."

Zhongli surprisingly nodded in response first.

"Since it's a story about Liyue, it's impossible to avoid mentioning the Geo Archon."

Wendy looked at Zhongli with dissatisfaction, "Why aren't you in a hurry?"

Zhongli was in no hurry. No matter what kind of future Lin Qiu wrote, he would step down from his divine position.

The only pity is the identity of 'Zhongli'. I'm afraid I can no longer drink tea, listen to stories, and watch plays like an ordinary person.

He has countless incarnations, but the bond with 'Zhongli' has already been established and cannot be easily abandoned.

Zhong Li finally understood what Lin Qiu meant by that letter.

"Brother Zhongli, I'm sorry."

So that's what it was about...