Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

Witches! What would these witches, who have the power to influence all of Teyvat, talk about?

Lin Qiu is really abnormal. He has predicted the existence of gods, dragon kings, and now even witches. In the future, he may not be able to escape the laws of nature.

Even the Fourth Adventists can't compare to the Fourth Scourge; it's too sinister.

Witches are so mysterious that they are even rarer and more difficult to encounter than gods. Therefore, when Lin Qiu predicted the witches' movements and whereabouts, some readers who were somewhat familiar with the Witch Association were deeply shocked.

Isn't that a bit too outrageous? There's a so-called "prophet three times greater" in the witch stories, and you've predicted her before she even predicted yours?

Lin Qiu was helpless against this; there were no tricks involved, it was purely a matter of mechanics.

My friend, being an outsider, didn't accept the prophecy, but then he 'observed' the world of Teyvat from a high vantage point and made a perfect prophecy.

Others cannot predict Lin Qiu's fate, but Lin Qiu dares to predict anyone's fate. When he arrives in Fontaine, he will write about the affairs of Heaven without fail. When he arrives in Nata, the Abyss, the Kingdom of Night Gods, and the Reign of Death will not be able to escape his predictions either.

Lin Qiu is utterly unreasonable when it comes to 'prophecy', because he's not predicting the future at all, but writing history.

Whether Cole enjoyed the story or not is another matter, but Mona was absolutely thrilled.

The old woman was always making predictions about others, and now she's finally being predicted about herself, hahaha!

And they were actually fooled; the people of the 'Witch's Guild' were clearly misled by the Wind God.

Wait... why did I say 'also'?

Mona doesn't admit to being fooled, but others might think that she and her teacher share a tendency to be easily fooled.

So what exactly is this story about? Actually, it begins with the story of travelers coming to Mondstadt to participate in the Windflower Festival.

To be honest, at the very beginning of this story, readers never expected to get involved with mysterious witches.

It all started as just helping Sugar with a small experiment to find the 'breath of happiness'.

Then I met Kry, who had recovered from her demonic disease and came to Mondstadt to share the good news. On her way, she bought a fairy tale book that contained a prophecy.

"Find a flower that doesn't exist in the world. Find a guide who will never get lost. Find a person who doesn't lie. Find a legend that never ends."

Readers responded to this prediction with, "It wasn't written by Qiu Cheng, I don't believe it."

How could truly valuable and useful prophecies just be tucked away in a book? Who knows who will buy it? Is it some kind of random prophecy?

The prophecies appeared too casually, so readers did not believe them.

It's probably just a story about a traveler accompanying the two of them on an 'adventure'.

Cole and Sugar watched quite intently, since neither of them had many friends.

The people she spends the most time with are Tinari and Abedo, but these two are her mentors, not friends. She doesn't have many friends her own age.

They met and became friends during the previous 'Martial Arts Tournament', but in the story's timeline, this is their first meeting.

The two women were very curious about how they would get along in this offline world.

I thought the rest of the story would be about the two of them, but I never expected the plot to expand so much and involve so many other people.

By the way, the fairy tale book that Cole bought is called "The Wild Boar Princess." Although it is a fairy tale book, it is not suitable for children.

Put aside your expectations; this is not a smutty novel.

It's not suitable for children because it's a 'children's cult classic' with rather dark stories.

The story is about a boar princess in a kingdom who was very kind and wanted to help the poor little wolf next door, even if it meant sacrificing herself.

If that's really the story, then it's quite good; it has some educational value.

However, the story continues with the boar princess finding the fox and the tortoise, two people she respected, who then acted as witnesses to help her find the wolf cub.

She said she was willing to sacrifice everything to save the wolf cubs and let them witness it.

It turns out that when she said 'all,' she meant foxes and turtles.

They were eaten! They were eaten by the wild boar princess and the little wolf.

The boar princess did become friends with the little wolf, but this 'friendship' was far too dark.

Everyone who finishes reading this children's book falls silent for a moment, then sincerely says, "Is the author of this book crazy?"

The original owner of the book genuinely read it as a children's book with his child, and after finishing it, donated it to the library.

What's even more absurd is that Teyvat fairy tales are often forgotten histories, meaning that these are things that actually happened.

Thankfully, it's a historical account, not a glimpse into the future. If it were set in the future, the Wild Boar Princess might be Ying, and the wolf she'd save might be Kong.

Ying wanted to sacrifice herself to save Kong, but Paimon, who had traveled with her, sacrificed himself instead. That makes sense, right?

Ahem, putting aside this children's cult classic that is slightly inferior to 'The Desert Book', the readers of the novel do not understand 'fairy tales', and they are deeply attracted by Sino.

At the entrance to Mondstadt, Seno remarked, "...Seeing those big windmills again, how familiar."

Tinari responded, "I understand. It's been a long time since you last visited Mondstadt, hasn't it?"

Tinari thought that Seno's words of warmth were a nostalgia for the past, stemming from their long-awaited reunion.

Unexpectedly, Sino's answer left everyone speechless.

[Sino: "No, think about it, a windmill could also be considered a kind of 'wind machine'."]

Chapter 675 Sino's image begins to crumble

[Tinari: "......"]

reader:"......"

[Sino even complained, "Brain, brain! Is it really that hard to figure this out?"]

Seeing that Tina wasn't laughing, he assumed the other person hadn't understood his joke and began to explain.

Thankfully it was stopped, otherwise the atmosphere would have been even more awkward; I felt like I was about to get goosebumps.

It was simply shocking. The readers were so stunned that they were speechless, and for a moment, the silence was deafening.

This is the first time that Seno has shown his love for telling corny jokes; the Seno in the previous stories was always extremely serious.

Whether in the main story or his own, he always appears cold and aloof, but unexpectedly, this time his coldness is manifested in his jokes.

Isn't the contrast a bit too much? And the way Seno tells lame jokes with a blank expression in the illustration is actually kind of funny, is it just me?

Whether the joke was funny or not is hard to say, but the way Sino told the joke was certainly funny.

Readers have figured it out: Lin Qiu is going to take an unconventional approach this time.

The previous stories were all about knives, and he realized that too many knives wouldn't work. This time, he wants everyone to experience a different kind of emotion, right?

You know what, it was actually quite successful; at least the readers were immediately struck by the story.

However, everyone on the Sumeru side is fine; they've all gotten used to it.

Fu Ningna, Navia, and the others were actually used to it. They didn't have much contact with Seno, but they had more contact with Lin Qiu.

Lin Qiu is just as bad as Sino; he likes to tell lame jokes whenever he has nothing to do.

The main difference between him and Sino is that Lin Qiu's jokes are not only based on puns, but he also likes to use proverbs.

Aside from the unserious Seno, there were also serious people on the scene, such as Tinari and Abedo.

Tinali came with Seno, while Abedo was just passing by and happened to run into him.

The two happened to be Cole and Sugar's mentors, and both were geniuses. Alchemy and herbalism were also somewhat related, so they had a lot in common.

The only point where they didn't have anything in common was probably Sino's lame jokes.

Tinaly would only find Seno's lame jokes lame, but Abedo genuinely found them hilarious.

[Seno asked, "Tinari, on the road that day, we saw something white walking on two legs. Was it Paimon?"]

Paimon refuted this, saying that she was always flying, so how could she walk?

"I thought you ate a lot of... 'Berry', Paimon."

A chill swept through everyone's cerebral cortex, raising goosebumps.

Readers are still not used to Sino's dry humor. How did Sino become like this?

What happened to the icy beauty we met in Sumeru? Why didn't Tinali bring her? Did they break up?

All we can say is that what everyone encountered in Sumeru before was Sino in his working state, which was very serious, reliable, and cold.

But Tinari said that this is just how Seno usually is; he's like this whenever he's in a good mood—very unserious and unreliable, but his 'coldness' is still there.

They were talking about things like 'Adventurer Seno' and 'Collaley,' which were all incomprehensible to most people.

But Abedo smiled knowingly after hearing this, and the campsite was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Sino was having a good time, but the readers were a little puzzled as to why he was there.

You should know that he is a high-ranking official in charge of discipline, and senior executives within the system are usually very busy.

There's no need to send it to Cole, since Tinari is with them too.

There must be something important going on in Mondstadt, right? Are you hiding some secret behind your current behavior?

Actually, Sino is carrying out some secret operation, right? Please tell us what's going on.

Unfortunately, that's not the case. The real reason Cyno came was for the custom card back of the Seven Sages Summoning.

Is that really the reason?! Readers were initially shocked, but upon closer examination, they found it reasonable.

Well, anyone who knows a mahjong player knows that's how they are.

The readers are truly convinced; Sino's image in their minds is now genuinely crumbling.

But how to put it, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Although his image has collapsed, the image he has created after the collapse is very memorable.

In the days to come, Sino will probably be 'everywhere'; readers will think of Sino when they make fun of him or when they see a lame joke in the story.

Later everyone realized that Cyno's real purpose in coming to Mondstadt was because he cared about Cole, which was a relief. After the image of Cyno in their hearts collapsed, at least there was still a foundation left.

As for Seno's stated purpose, the custom card back he was looking for was painted by Abedo, the famous painter Cretaceous.

Abedo sighed, "I helped you draw, but I didn't get anything in return, and you even exposed my identity."

It's worth noting that Aberdo is very famous, and after this exposure, people will likely flock to his door.

Putting aside others, at least the mahjong master would actually seek him out.

Fortunately, Abedo usually conducts his research in the snow-capped mountains, a place where he is not easily disturbed.

In contrast, Wendy is easily disturbed; he spends all his time in the tavern, and the characters in the story find him there.

Everyone knows Wendy is at the tavern, but Wendy isn't afraid of people looking for him. People just want to see the Anemo Archon, and at most they'll offer him a drink.

Isn't this exactly what he wanted? Forget about bothering him, Wendy would be more than happy to accept it.

However, he was not an idle drunkard. Wendy may seem unrestrained, but he was actually very clear-headed.

He actually knew about the things that travelers encountered, including the arrival of Seno and others.

The traveler knew how powerful Wendy was, so he planned to ask her about the 'prophecy' so she could directly use her cheat code.

Unfortunately, Wendy disagreed and only gave some hints, saying that "the prophecy is true."

The readers hadn't believed the prophecy before, but Wendy's words immediately changed their tune.

I've known for a long time that it's true; I believe in prophecies the most! Now I have no choice but to reveal the truth!

Take a close look at the riddles: 'The Flower That Doesn't Exist,' 'The Guide Who Never Gets Lost,' 'The Man Who Doesn't Lie,' and 'The Legend That Never Ends.'

It's very abstract and makes it hard to know where to start. Sugar's perspective is that instead of looking for 'things', perhaps we should look for 'people' with corresponding characteristics.

For example, the 'non-existent flower' might be someone like Tinari or Abedo who understands plants.

Perhaps Mona is the 'Guide Who Never Gets Lost'? After all, she is an astrologer, or perhaps a scout knight?

The 'Legend That Never Ends' is speculated to be Klee, because her mother is quite special.

On the contrary, it's harder to find someone who doesn't lie. Who can not lie?

First, we can rule out Kaeya.

Chapter 676 Witches' Association