Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

D'Artagnan laughed loudly: "Pfft, hahaha, you little dwarf!"

The stragglers crossed their arms and turned their heads away, thinking, "Two simple-minded idiots who aren't very well-developed either."

Ichidou and Tadalia shouted in unison, "You want to fight?!"

"Go outside and fight!" Rosalyn frowned.

It's so noisy, I can't even record a song!

Now, under Lin Qiu's tutelage, I mean guidance, Rosalin seems to have rediscovered her interest in singing.

Even the parents couldn't stand it anymore. Arecino put her index finger to her lips and said, "Quiet."

Arecino's words weren't harsh, but those two words were enough to subdue the crowd and make them behave considerably.

Then the three of them went out to fight and spar, and all they did was talk.

But it doesn't matter, sealing their mouths will reduce the skirmishers' fighting strength by half.

Otherwise, facing the 'output' of these two scattered soldiers would be even more devastating, and Ichidou and Tartaglia would be no match for him.

Linnie and Lynette looked at each other. The executives really do have a good relationship. Look at their interaction, how 'intimate' they are!

Such a loving and devoted relationship is made much better by the presence of their father, who acts as a 'head of the household' to keep things in order.

Lei's film, which is also being watched by parents, is also helpless. Unexpectedly, the fourth act has not yet revealed all the truths, and the extra training is still going on.

My dear apprentice, I'll train you once I'm done with my work.

Now that we're in Act 5, shouldn't you have explained everything by now?

Indeed, the fifth act will explain everything, which is why the fifth act is so long and needs to be made into an animated film, making the work so extensive that it has been ongoing until now.

It's almost the middle of the year now, and thankfully we've finished the fifth act, otherwise we might not have made it in time for the Little Grass God's birthday.

According to the current update plan, there shouldn't be any major issues with completing Narcida's two-act legendary quest before her birthday.

The reason for the concern that the story of Nasita might not be completed by October is that Lin Qiu also plans to make an animated film of the second act of Nasita's story.

Nothing else, except that line "Na na~", it would be a real shame if it weren't dubbed.

Lin Qiu is a wonderful person; how can such a good thing be enjoyed by oneself?

Furthermore, the cuteness of those 'mushroom creatures' also needs to be conveyed through sound, which is something animated films have to do.

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Character Voice Lines - Nasida: About 'Na na~'

"I had to re-record this line so many times, was my dubbing really that bad...?"

Chapter 626 Is Shadow Starting to Use His Brain?

Now the fifth act has been released, and everyone is still gathered in Fontaine, where the Opicclay Opera House is considered the largest cinema in the world.

Other countries also have screening locations, but if I had to say, the one in Fontainebleau is the most comfortable.

Arecino sat quietly in her chair. The last time she came here, she read a story about Peruvieri, which was her own story and had truly broken her.

This time, it won't be my own story, so I don't think it will break my defenses.

It doesn't matter if she breaks through her defenses, because just like last time, several gods are sitting behind her.

It's as if being stared at by several 'strong men' with JOJO faces won't cause them to go berserk even if their defenses are breached.

"Lin Qiu doesn't even treat us properly, how can he not provide alcohol?" Wendy pouted and complained softly.

"Lin Qiu guessed you would say that." Ying took out a plate of dumplings that looked like tricolor dumplings, except that these dumplings were all one color.

Wendy has a very sensitive nose and immediately smelled the alcohol on it.

"Lin Qiu taught me how to make sweet fermented rice balls. He said he'd give you these if you mentioned wine." Ying revealed a subtle smile.

She seemed quite proud, because this was a dish that Lin Qiu had taught her to make step by step, and it was rare for it to look edible.

But that was only on the surface. Wendy dared not risk poisoning herself. She smiled bitterly to herself. "Lin Qiu, Lin Qiu, you even foresaw this?"

But why did you scheme against me? I wasn't among the people you complained about the other day.

I'm not playing with you anymore, you prophet! You've seen right through me!

Wendy hurriedly waved her hand in refusal: "No, no, I don't really like drinking that much, I can tolerate it."

"Pfft..." Zhong Li couldn't help but laugh out loud. Wendy said he didn't like drinking.

To everyone's surprise, Zhongli smiled and pulled out another dish—tea-scented shrimp.

"Morax, don't you like drinking tea? Lin Qiu asked me to prepare some for you too."

Even Zhongli, who loved to freeload, couldn't help but lean back when he saw the dishes in front of him.

Young friend Lin, are you doing this on purpose, putting what he likes and what he dislikes together? We only sparred once before, and you seem to hold a grudge.

"Ahem, no need. Let's leave this delicacy for young friend Lin to enjoy." Zhongli waved his hand, still leaning back slightly.

Nasita stood to the side, somewhat curious. Why were her elders so resistant? Tea and wine should be their hobbies.

It can only be said that Nasita is still 'young'. As a new generation of god who has been imprisoned for a long time, she does not understand the shadows enough.

As El-Hysen once said, curiosity is the most dangerous thing in Mount Sumeru. At this moment, Nasita is curious: why is everyone so resistant?

Lei Yingdian noticed Naxi Da's curiosity at a glance and took out—brown sugar glutinous rice cake.

This soft and delicious dessert would be perfect for Nasita if it weren't made by a ridiculous movie.

But this was made by Lei, and if Nasita were to actually eat it, she might die before the Great Compassion Tree King.

"Lin Qiu told me that you like desserts just like Funina, so this is what I prepared for you."

Ying isn't a big fan of cooking, but she could use learning to cook as an excuse to avoid her sister's lectures for a while, so she actually managed to cook a few dishes.

Raiden knew his younger sister's cooking skills all too well. While they might not be considered masterful, they were certainly outrageous. Saying she was learning to cook was definitely just an excuse.

But since it was Lin Qiu who taught them how to cook, Lei Dian was definitely going to sell his face.

As it turned out, even though Lei Dianying was learning to cook during those days, Lin Qiu ate all the meals cooked by Lei Dianzhen at the castle tower.

However, the food Ying made should not be wasted. It is still warm. Go quickly to Yun Chang, no, go quickly to deliver it to the scattered soldiers. It must not get cold on the way!

Now I know why there were stragglers among the participants in the sparring session.

At this moment, Nasita looked at the delicious food in front of her and smiled gently, putting her hands together and saying, "Thank you, senior."

The little white hands took the plate, and the green energy picked up the glutinous rice cake and put it in their mouths.

Her delicate little mouth was about to bite down, and her white teeth had already touched that 'forbidden knowledge'.

For a moment, the world seemed to slow down, and the other gods stared wide-eyed.

Fu Ningna covered her mouth with her small hands, both gloved and black, because it was too much to bear to look at.

Don't ask why I'm covering my mouth even though I can't bear to look, it's because I'm really curious! You're really going to eat it?

This is a movie featuring the Grass God and the Tree King! If we actually eat it, wouldn't it turn into 'the Grass God gets stabbed and the whole theater is locked down'?

Nasita took a bite and closed her eyes.

People couldn't bear it; such a young life, alas.

To everyone's surprise, Nasita opened her eyes again, and there seemed to be light in them.

“It’s delicious, thank you,” Nasita said, chewing like a hamster.

The gods and people were all shocked. Although they had guessed that the grass god would not die so easily, they did not expect that the grass god would love to eat!

Is the Grass God's taste really that bizarre? This has gone beyond just being 'clean and hygienic', hasn't it?

Ying said blankly, "You're welcome. Lin Qiu made this, not me."

Case solved! It's because if it were a Lei film, Narcissus wouldn't be able to open her eyes for a while.

It's a miracle she even opened her eyes before the movie ended; she must have developed an immunity.

"Wait! Could the one in front be the same?" Wendy suddenly realized something.

Ying nodded. "That's right, I failed. Lin Qiu did it."

As mentioned before, Lin Qiu taught her step by step, and Lin Qiu also made a copy with Ying.

The shadow's attempt failed and was fed to the stragglers; these were made by Lin Qiu.

Wendy was speechless. Lin Qiu, you're so despicable!

They deliberately let Ying take it out so that we wouldn't dare to eat it!

No wonder these dishes look edible, and they even smell like alcohol. They seem pretty good. So that's why!

It has to be said that Lin Qiu's cooking skills are quite good, and Wendy is also craving alcohol—it's alcohol! Dishes made with alcohol that I've never seen before!

“I’d like to eat now, is that okay?” Wendy said.

Ying didn't refuse and handed the sweet fermented rice balls to Wendy, who immediately started eating them.

Then Wendy's expression changed drastically, and she leaned back and closed her eyes.

Hu Tao was also surprised that coming all the way to Fontainebleau would result in gaining a customer.

However, Walnut won't be holding a funeral for Wendy, because Wendy didn't buy the package deal, and it's likely that Wendy can't afford it.

"Lin Qiu asked me to help with a little something for this dish." Ying revealed a subtle smile.

So this is what it feels like to outwit someone. I love it! It truly is my external brain.

Ying, who was watching from a distance, could understand Ying's thoughts perfectly. We are indeed people whose names sound similar, and our thoughts are so alike!

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Ying had only helped a little, and Fengshen should not die.

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Character Voice Lines - Venti: About Fermented Rice Balls

"The taste is not bad..."

Chapter 627 Shadow is still brainless

Zhong Li smiled subtly to the side. Luckily, I wasn't interested in shrimp and had no intention of trying it.

The "girl" revealed a gentle smile: "As expected of a prophet, she can even predict the grass god and the wind god."

Having someone like that as an ally is truly reassuring, even though he can occasionally let his teammates down.

But it doesn't matter, since the Fools are so loving and harmonious, no one cares if they trick Dr. [Name].

"Scattered Soldier" snorted lightly, "It would be even better if he didn't like to use tricks to deceive people."

The soldier, who had been tricked by Lin Qiu into eating a lot of dishes from outrageous movies, said this.

Both he and Mona are very qualified to speak on this matter.

As the former executive officer of the Fools, Lin Qiu arranged for him to sit next to the other Fools, and behind him sat Lei Yingdian.

This shows Lin Qiu's sinister intentions. Before, when they worked together, the soldiers deliberately avoided each other, but now Lin Qiu has deliberately arranged for them to be together.

However, the Scatter Soldier no longer has any thoughts of 'revenge', because he had already fought with the Shadow once after becoming a god.

The stragglers forgot about it during the loop, but remembered it after the event ended, and the huge gap was truly despairing.

To be honest, his resolve as a wanderer was almost shattered, which is why he became a 'wanderer'.

The reason the skirmisher is saying this is entirely because he's been fooled by Lin Qiu too much. He's naturally much more wary of Lin Qiu than Wendy is, but unfortunately, it's useless.

At the same time, he had a bad attitude towards Lei's movies. He didn't want to eat Lei's cooking, no matter how good it was, but he still ate it anyway.

This deception would have failed if it had been used on "scattered soldiers," but that doesn't mean "scattered soldiers" are hard to fool.

At this moment, "Sanbing" remembered how Lin Qiu had tricked him into eating the food made by Lei Yingdian last time, and the thought still made him feel uncomfortable.

It wasn't just the food that made him feel bad; the fact that he had been tricked was even worse.

Thankfully, he was a doll; otherwise, it might have been more than just feeling uncomfortable.