Genshin Impact: I wrote the plot into a novel to spoil the future

"The Emperor told me not to be afraid of troubling him, but isn't my duty to help the Emperor solve 'troubles'?"

Chapter 375 My Butt Is Amazing!

The group entered the exit, where a hidden world awaited them. They could faintly hear a voice, seemingly that of a demon.

【？？？：…舍…是…吗？…”】

Xiao took a deep breath and then unconsciously held it. With just one word, he could tell what his future self would encounter.

The characters in the story also followed the sound and arrived at a platform where a rift space appeared.

[Ichito walked straight forward: "Is that guy named Xiao down there? We have to go help him!"]

It's clear that Yi Dou is a true brother; he'll really step up when needed.

[Ichidou looked at the crack with a cheerful smile: "What could be inside? Surely not a living person, haha."]

As they were talking, their steps didn't stop; they continued to approach the crack. Then, a blurry figure suddenly leaped out of the crack!

The translucent afterimage suddenly appeared in front of Ichito, looking just like the ghost that Ichito feared most.

[Ichito was so frightened that he let out a broken, girlish voice, "...Waaaaah!"]

Lin Qiu even kindly drew a close-up illustration of Yi Dou being frightened, which made Paimon cover his mouth and chuckle.

Paimon lost the energy to laugh in the mysterious space, but in reality she had plenty of energy.

Lin Qiu also drew the afterimage opposite Yi Dou, which the readers also saw; it turned out to be the afterimage of Xiao.

The group called out Xiao's name, but the afterimage did not respond, as if it could not hear them.

[Ichidou's voice cracked as he said, "Why are you scaring me?!"]

Although he was startled, Ichito still noticed that Xiao's condition was not right.

[Yi Dou said with concern, "Brother, brother, cheer up!"]

At this moment, Xiao seemed to hear everyone's voices, and after listening to everyone's explanation of the whole story, he said:

"Something's not right... cough! There's something wrong with this secret realm. You... leave here as soon as possible."

"Your safety is our top priority. This space seems to be..."

Before Xiao could finish speaking, the afterimage disappeared, as if something was preventing him from continuing.

Readers only realized after reading the story that this space was very cunning, wanting to temper the will of the travelers and others, which is why they encountered Xiao.

Unexpectedly, Xiao wanted to reveal some crucial information, which is why the 'communication' was cut off.

Paimon worriedly asked, "Where is he? Wasn't he injured? We have to go help him!"

A large hole appeared where the demon disappeared, which seems to be the only 'way forward' at present.

Yi Dou charged straight over, shouting as he ran, "Don't worry, brother, I'm coming to your rescue!"

Readers said, "He really made me cry. I was just scared to death, but he was the first to rush up."

[Hiruzen: "Boss, don't charge ahead alone. You're not a dog."]

Reader: Pfft!

Sorry bro, I couldn't resist. I won't do it again next time.

I just thought Brother Yi Dou was a true brother, but now he's become a real dog brother.

[Ichidou replied, "Don't worry, I'm invincible—"]

Before he could finish speaking, all that remained in everyone's ears was Ichidou's long, distant cry, "—Ah! My butt!"

Yi Dou fell from a great height into a pit and landed hard on his butt. Luckily, there was water below, so he didn't die.

Based on the distance of the sound when the bucket fell, Kuki Shinobu determined the height of the crater, indicating it must be very deep, and reminded everyone to be careful.

Araki Ichidou, a hole detector that everyone who has used it says is great.

Paimon asked with concern, "Hey cowherd, is your butt all better...?"

Although they often bicker and argue, their relationship is actually very good.

[Arataki Ichito rubbed his buttocks, trying to sound calm: "It's nothing, it's nothing... My butt is pretty powerful..."]

[Hisaki Shinobu said directly, "If it hurts, then cry. I can hold back my laughter."]

[Yi Dou shouted: "You still want to laugh? You should pity me!"]

[Kuki Shinobu: "Isn't sympathy a desecration of your dignity? Besides, I'm not the one who's in pain."]

As she spoke, she secretly stuck her finger into Xiaodou's butt.

[Ichidou cried out in pain: "Aaaaaah—!"]

Reader: Pfft!

Sorry bro, I just couldn't resist. I promise I won't do it again!

It's a good thing there's still a Dou here, otherwise I don't know how heartbreaking this story would be.

Just when people felt the space was a bit eerie and hadn't thought about it deeply, Yi Dou's funny actions relaxed them considerably.

[Arataki Ichito clutches his buttocks: "Shinobu, don't you have a heart? You're the demon..."]

Yi Dou's antics brought laughter to everyone in the book, while Ye Lan remained the most reliable, having already investigated the surrounding situation.

There were only rock walls all around, a pool behind him, and a door in front of him, which seemed to be the only way out.

Everyone found it strange that such a door had suddenly appeared and was still observing it. However, Yi Dou was a bit dim-witted but full of guts.

Araki Ichito clenched his fist: "If no one dares to open it, then I will."

He walked straight over and planned to open the door to see what was inside.

Then came a few illustrations, showing Araki Ichito punching a door, but the door didn't budge.

A look of confusion appeared in Araki Ichito's eyes. How could his punch not break through this door?

Turning my head again, I found the door-opening mechanism right next to me, standing quietly, seemingly growing 'nose and eyes' and about to start complaining.

The scene became quite awkward. Everyone tacitly remained silent, but they all burst into applause.

Reader: Pfft!

Sorry, bro, never mind, we just couldn't help it.

Fu Ningna almost burst out laughing, but thankfully her years of acting experience allowed her to suppress her laughter, though she was inwardly overjoyed.

Ichidou awkwardly covered his face, suddenly feeling a little embarrassed. Now the whole of Teyvat knew about his embarrassing moment!

In the story, he also sports an awkward smile in the illustration as he opens the mechanism beside him.

The door opened, revealing an interior decorated like that of Inazuma, with beans laid out on a table in the center of the room.

Some readers were confused: Isn't this Liyue? Why does this room have an Inazuma style?

Ichito was also somewhat bewildered when he entered the room, clearly not knowing why Inazuma's house would appear in this underground place.

Then suddenly a person appeared behind him, rubbing his hands together and saying:

Inazuma: "Evil spirits, begone! Evil spirits, begone!"

Araki Ichito was startled, "Whoaaaaah—!?"

But when he turned around, he saw no one, which made it even more terrifying.

Araki Ichito was terrified of such a sudden appearance, so he hurriedly ran back to the group and closed the door.

[Yan Fei: "Am I seeing things? Is someone inside the door?"]

[Arataki Kazuto's voice was panicked: "No way? You've seen wrong!"]

He actually knew everything, but he just didn't want to admit it.

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Character Voice Lines - Shinobu Kyuuki: The Room About the Solo Rock

"Although the eldest brother always says he doesn't care, he must have been really sad when he was 'exorcised' by being hit with beans."

Chapter 376 The Room That Brings Fear

Paimon: "Would you like to do it again?"

Yi Dou was unwilling, but he refused to admit that he was afraid.

What a joke! I am the most fearless man in the world, how could I possibly be afraid?

[Arataki Kazuto's voice trembled: "I...I..."]

Finally, as if having made up his mind, he said firmly, "Fine, I'll drive!"

Although he had made a great decision, Lin Qiu did not give him any face. The book states that when he said "I'll drive," he was so frightened that he hiccuped.

In reality, Yi Dou felt like he had lost all his strength and abilities.

Now things are really messed up. I'm going to become the most shameful person in the world. The whole world knows that I'm afraid of ghosts because of Lin Qiu's book. The name of "Ghosts are afraid of ghosts" can even reach the ears of the Abyss.

The story just recently persecuted Xiao, is it finally 'Wa Dashi (me)'s turn this time?

Am I really going to lose face like this today? Baka yarou~!

In short, Ichito opened the door again in the story, the furnishings inside remained unchanged, and several more Inatsumi people suddenly appeared.

Lin Qiu specially drew an illustration for the other person, a super close-up, so close that it was almost touching the other person's forehead. Only the eyes and nose could be seen, and even the mouth could not be included in the drawing.

Readers who were engrossed in their reading were startled when such a 'big headshot' suddenly appeared on the next page.

I was reading it so intently, and then when I turned the page, there was this abstract close-up. The reader was speechless. I felt like I was about to kiss him! What kind of kissing perspective is this?

Can't you just give us close-ups of handsome men and beautiful women like before? We'd love to see that angle with them!

Qiu Cheng, you drew well, don't draw next time.

[The wife of the woman named Reiichi complained, "All she does is play all day and she's corrupting our child."]

These rice-wives were holding exorcism tools and had even prepared beans to scatter at a bushel.

Yi Dou couldn't possibly lay a hand on them, and was so frightened that he screamed "Ahhhhhh!" and ran out of the room.

Whether it's scary or not, the 'professional equipment' in the other party's hands is truly terrifying.

"Ahem, let me explain, I'm not afraid!" Araki Ichito offered a pale explanation.

Everyone smiled but didn't say anything. What could they say? They could only say, "Thank you for the pale set you sent while you were still being stubborn."

[Araki Ichito: "This is terrifying! How could there be Inatsuma people in a place like this?"]

This is also what readers are curious about. No matter how you look at it, there shouldn't be any Inazuma people in this place. No, there shouldn't be any humans in this place, except for adventurers.

Intelligent people like Naxida, Zhen, and Guizhong have already seen through the clues.

Behind this door, one can imagine the fears or vivid memories that reside in people's hearts. This space is indeed extraordinary; even a demon god would likely suffer if trapped inside.

[Araki Ichito: "Whoever wants to drive can drive, I'm not driving. Who's next? Hey Paimon, you, you come on!"]

The reader's eyes lit up. Paimon? What kind of room would Paimon open? That certainly piqued their curiosity!

Could it be that the traveler is cooking Paimon in a pot in the room behind the door?

Paimon pleaded in a soft, whiny voice, "No, no! Open it, I... I'm scared..."

Her timid appearance was quite pitiful, so Hisagi took the initiative and went to open the door.

The door was opened by Shinobu Hisaki, and the person who appeared behind the door was her mother.

In real life, Hisagi Shinobu's pupils constricted, already guessing what was to come.

Sure enough, what followed was the last thing she wanted to see: a mother's constant nagging.

"Shinobu, are you still reading? Don't bother with that. Remember what I said, go become a shrine maiden at Narukami Shrine. It's a great job I found for you, it'll definitely be better than..."

Yae no Miko smiled. She really hoped that Hisaki Shinobu would become a priestess, but unfortunately Hisaki Shinobu was unwilling.