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Chapter 82 Necrophilia is disgusting

However, even such a vile bitch can only be ranked second among our highly trained teachers.

In the end, she couldn't compare to her best friend.

It's pathetic; they can't even compete in being the worst.

After the second-ranked person finished criticizing, it's time to criticize the first-ranked person.

Number one in line: a purebred idiot, an ultimate dead person whose left and right brains are constantly fighting each other, a woman over thirty who will soon become a middle-aged woman on her last period.

Tea pillar Saeda.

Oops, I accidentally wrote my name out.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

But I think the clues I gave should be obvious enough, since there are only four homeroom teachers for the first year.

However, please don't take this personally. I accidentally wrote down the names, and I don't agree with the evaluations of the other three. Please, please don't take my evaluations to their faces and get angry, please don't!

Ahem, back to the main topic, let's continue cursing that idiot Chashu.

As is well known, Chabashira Sae was once a highly trained student in Class D.

We've been in this lousy school for a month now, surely there's someone who doesn't know what 'D' means, right?

It's absolutely terrible, purely used as a control group, a disgusting garbage class.

Our wonderful class advisor, Chazuki Sae, came from such a D class.

This is quite fitting for her role as the class advisor for Class D.

To be honest, I do have some doubts. Maybe this lousy advanced education program has such a bad reputation that it can't even recruit any good teachers, so it has no choice but to go back to find students who graduated from its own school, and even students from Class D who come back to be teachers.

Have the school leaders ever thought about this? The evaluation of Class D was given by you yourselves!

Is it really okay to bring them back to be teachers? Or are you doing this on purpose, wanting the old trash from Class D to teach the new trash from Class D?

Tsk tsk tsk, what a stupid school.

Returning to Chabashira Sae, as a student in Class D, she and her classmates worked together as one, striving very hard to climb the ranks.

In fact, they were just one step away—yes, just one step. In the moment before the final graduation exam, in that special exam before the final exam, they were just one step away from reaching Class A.

That's a difference of less than 100 points.

If I remember correctly, that special exam was called something like 'Special Exam for All Members to Agree'.

A rather stupid and humorous idiotic exam.

The school provides options, and then the students in the class choose. Only when 100% of the students choose to agree or disagree will the class move on to the next option.

The school will grant all the options. The exam ends after you've made five selections. If you haven't made a selection by the time the exam ends, well, you'll lose points, and your class will lose points.

The previous options are irrelevant; the key is in the last one.

'Designate one student to withdraw from school in exchange for 100 class points'

Sacrifice and gain, nothing much to say, it's a very simple transaction.

In an exam where the gap between A-class and Class A is so narrow, no one would choose to miss this option.

Although the final graduation exam might offer a chance for a turnaround, Class A is determined not to give up, given the relentless pursuit of the classes below them.

Because nobody knows how much room for reversal the final exam might be given by the school.

But that means dropping out of school! That means abandoning your friends! Do you really want to give up on the friends who will walk with you to the very end?

I imagine there will be fools who think this way and refuse to choose a sacrifice.

This is indeed a place where one needs to hesitate, but the reason I called Chabashira Sae an idiot is not because she hesitated.

It was because everyone in their class had made a decision, and there were those who volunteered to step forward and were willing to sacrifice themselves by dropping out of school.

This idiot firmly chose to refuse.

The reason, of course, is not some sense of camaraderie or the idea that one person cannot be missing.

It was because the victim who stepped forward was her boyfriend, whom she had just started dating.

Wuhu, that's fantastic! It's such an exciting development!

...Do you think I would say that?

All I can say is, what the hell is wrong with this guy? What kind of blind man would fall for that idiot, Chabashira Sae?

I'm speechless. All she has is a better figure, a nicer face, better breastfeeding ability, and a better pelvis for childbirth.

Aside from looking like a dead person, he has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

It seems they were seduced by the allure of a corrupt body.

Necrophilia is disgusting.

In short, Chabashira Sae persevered to the end, but failed the special exam, and the gap that was originally only a hair's breadth suddenly widened to a huge one.

Because one student from Class A chose to drop out.

Even in the final graduation exam, they still couldn't turn things around. They could only regretfully think about why they hadn't slapped that idiot Chabashira Sae earlier, and graduated from Class B in humiliation.

As for Chabashira Sae's love life? Oh, of course, they're all dead.

Just kidding. If I had a girlfriend who loved me that much, I would tell her to get the hell away from me.

Dude, I dropped out of school, but if everyone in Class A is going to graduate, are you really going to expect them to help me out? How heartless of you! You've ruined such a great opportunity for over thirty Class A students from all walks of life to owe you a huge favor, an opportunity for them to come to your former female classmates after they've grown up and gotten married and say, "This is what you owe me," to make them feel truly indebted.

Do you think Chabashira Sae is an idiot?

No wonder your best friend still hasn't forgiven you. She skipped her regular job, but as soon as she heard you were coming here to be a teacher, she rushed over, wanting to trample on you and suppress you completely.

We've finished cursing that idiot Chashu's past, but wait, there's more!

She's even more of a fool now, as expected.

I don't know if it's because he's getting old or going through menopause, but even after more than a decade, this stupid idiot still hasn't let go of his past.

Although it was her own doing, she just wanted to be in Class A at least once, even if not as a student but as a class advisor. She just wanted to see Class D advance to Class A.

It is euphemistically called an obsession.

Hmm, since you have such a strong obsession, what have you done?

"..."

She did nothing.

That's right, she did nothing. She didn't give her students any hints, reminders, or any actions that could be called guidance.

She just went through the motions of being a homeroom teacher, wearing her standard deadpan expression, while daydreaming, "Haha, if the school idiots assign me some good students, I can just wait for our D class to be promoted to A class!"

Chapter 83 Precision Throwing

I am really impressed.

I consider myself quite experienced; I've seen plenty of idiots.

But something this incredible is truly rare.

Let's congratulate Chabashira Sae on topping the list of highly accomplished teachers!

"Slap slap slap slap slap slap—"

(Loud applause)

I was going to say a few more curses, but after calming down and looking at it, I realized I'd written way too much.

It's all Chabashira's fault; I was set up by Chabashira.

I'm not writing anymore, I'm not writing anymore, writing too much will get me penalized.

However, at the end, we still have to leave out one of her latest outrageous moves.

The wrong exam scope was drawn.

That's right, she's not actually doing nothing; she's dragging her class down.

She would tell the class a wrong exam scope, then wait for the students to realize the mistake and come to her, only then would she casually say something.

"Ah, I remembered wrong."

"..."

Taking a deep breath, Asakusa Toru slowly put down his pen.

I've written too much.

This diary entry is probably the longest and most extensive ever, mainly because the dead man, Chabashira Sae, has such an unspeakable record that the more he writes, the more annoyed he becomes, and before he knows it, he's gone too far.

There are too many spoilers. Even based solely on the rating criterion of "moderate spoilers," he can deduce that the final score for this round will likely not exceed the plot index.

Even so, he managed to control himself and refrain from further criticizing Chabashira Sae's work.

If they really let loose and started criticizing, who knows how much more content would have to be written.

"......call."

As he exhaled the pent-up emotions in his heart, Asakusa Tetsu gradually calmed down.

It's okay, it's alright. A dead person is a dead person, but it's not like they're our own homeroom teacher.

Although my homeroom teacher is pretty bad, I've still been promoted to Class A. As long as I don't run into my best friend, I probably won't do anything wrong, but I also probably won't have a breakdown.

Most importantly! He doesn't care about class struggles.

It doesn't matter if it's ABCD or anything like that.

Being born in an invincible state!

As long as I have no money in my pocket, capital can't take advantage of me.

As long as I'm assertive enough, class struggles are none of my business.

The only problem right now is...

"Why hasn't Horikita promoted my loan service yet?" Asakusa Tetsu wondered.

He figured that since he had worked so hard as a psychologist, it was reasonable for him to offer his loan services now, especially since Class D must be short of money at this time.

No matter how you look at it, she should at least bring in some business for herself, right?

but.

For a whole week, she didn't seem to contact him at all.

He didn't forget to add the other person's contact information, did he?

Horikita Suzune's name was properly displayed on his personal terminal.

What really happened?

Could it be that you're too embarrassed to ask someone for money?

Could it be that he's really going to make a special trip to Class D? That would seem too much like someone rushing to give money away with ulterior motives, wouldn't it?

Or should we contact Kikyo Kushida or Maya Sato?

These two were the only D-class students he had contacted besides Horikita Suzune.

“…” Staring at the names on the terminal, Asakusa Tetsu hesitated for a moment, but still didn’t open their contact information.

Sato Maya wasn't very familiar with him, and given the remark she'd left behind, it wasn't really appropriate for her to initiate a conversation.

As for Kikyo Kushida... it feels like there's no difference between messaging her now and messaging Suzune Horikita.

...Never mind, don't rush it.

Wait and see.

More important today than lending or not lending is settlement.

[Today's record completed, this record is rated 'C', currently drawing rewards]

[Draw successful! Congratulations on obtaining the skill 'Precision Throw']

An instinctive feeling arose in his heart, and without any explanation, he instinctively pulled out a voice recorder from his body, raised his hand, and released it.