Hell Game: Starting from Metropolis

"Principles? Heh."

The white goose let out a laugh that was hard to decipher, and then hung up the phone.

"Haha, you misspoke, didn't you?"

Seeing Liu Zheng's bewildered expression, Niu Ma, who had been listening in, laughed.

"I don't think I said anything, did I?"

"How dare you! Even if it doesn't violate any principles, I wouldn't dare to speak to Ottawa like that to his face."

"The cows and horses complained."

"Well, we didn't meet in person."

He argued.

"You can tell Ottawa that, but whether they'll answer your call is another matter."

The cattle and horses said gleefully.

This kid was always attracting attention and having all sorts of admirers, and now he's finally gotten his comeuppance.

"Hahaha!!!"

Thinking of this, it couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hey bro, you're hurting my eyes."

Liu said expressionlessly.

"I'm a minister, I can laugh however I want, what's it to you?"

Just as Niu Ma was about to laugh even louder, there was a knock on the door of the lounge.

"Who?"

It asked irritably, its spellcasting interrupted.

“It’s me, Ottawa.”

The sound of a large white goose came from outside the door.

"Uh"

The cattle and horses shut their mouths like geese whose necks had been choked.

"Quack quack!"

Now it was Liu Zheng's turn to laugh so hard he honked like a goose.

Under the angry glares of the cattle and horses, he opened the door to the lounge. The big white goose was standing outside, but this time it didn't bring its little suitcase.

"Hello, Big Brother!!!"

Liu Zheng stood at attention and shouted loudly.

"Alright, alright, we're already so familiar with each other, no need for this."

The big white goose flapped its wings and said.

"We still need to maintain a sense of ceremony, right? Why did you come in person?"

he wondered.

Is it like the Spider Weaver Girl, who needs to be given something to attract enemies?

"Didn't you want to know what grudge I have against it? That's why I'm here."

The white goose pulled a jeweled mirror from its fluffy breast feathers.

"Look in the mirror."

it said.

Chapter 540 Liu Zheng: Boss, your butt is so big, I can't fit it in!

"This is."

Liu Zheng looked in the mirror, and his pupils immediately contracted.

In the mirror, a featherless gosling was curled up, its pink body covered with peck marks.

Its head was pecked so badly that it was unrecognizable, and one of its eyes was even pecked out.

"Ugly?"

The white goose asked casually.

"ugly."

Liu Zheng said frankly.

"This is what I really look like; what you see is makeup. Now you know why I'm such a good makeup artist?"

"That's what the big white goose said."

"understood."

He nodded.

"The Ugly Ducklings will secretly lay their eggs in other birds' nests, then select the best chick, steal its appearance and talents, and tamper with the adult bird's memories."

"So I am the real black swan, and that guy is just an ugly duckling."

"That's what the big white goose said coldly."

“It took everything away from me. I relied on my talent to get into art school, and then entered the grand theater to step onto the big stage that originally belonged to me, enjoying the applause that should have been for me.”

"Becoming a makeup artist is just a way to make a living; becoming a dancer is my dream."

It tiptoed as if it wanted to dance, but after seeing itself in the mirror, it gave up in dejection.

"In short, kill it, bring me its body, and I'll pretend I don't know anything about what you've been doing behind my back."

"That's what the big white goose said."

"Brother, you know me well. It's hard for me to leave a complete body after I kill someone."

Liu Zheng said with difficulty.

"Then bring me its feet, or if that's not possible, a duck neck will do."

"That's what the big white goose said."

"I'll try my best. I'll take whatever's left. If all else fails, I'll bring back all the fur. You can glue it back together, and maybe it'll still be usable."

"Is this how this kid usually talks to you?"

The big white goose glanced at him and said to the cows and horses with a strange expression.

“He talked to me about things that were far more inappropriate than that.”

"The cows and horses complained."

"No wonder they all say you have a good temper. I used to think they were just teasing you, but now it seems to be true."

"That's what the big white goose said."

"Of course, anyone else would have skinned him alive and used him as a pad for their butt."

The oxen and horses looked at Liu Zheng with eager anticipation.

"Hey boss, your butt is so big, even if you skinned me alive, I still wouldn't be able to sit on it."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Then I'll sit on one side."

The ox and horse were stubborn.

"Aren't you afraid of getting heat rash on this side?"

He rolled his eyes.

"Then I'll poke a few more holes with the needle to let it breathe."

Oxen and horses represent fearlessness.

"Be careful not to leave the needle in there and puncture your hemorrhoids."

Liu Zheng squinted and said.

"Hehe. Alright, you two can keep bickering, I'm leaving now."

The big white goose chuckled twice and said.

"Who would want such a wretched son?"

"I don't have a dad with hemorrhoids."

The two "people" said in unison.

"You two use the same number of words in your sentences, and you still say you're not related by blood. Fine, I'm leaving."

The big white goose turned around and prepared to leave.

"Big brother, you still haven't told me about the Black Swan."

Liu Zheng called out to it.

"There is only one black swan dancing in the grand theater. All I can tell you is that it has a scar on its neck, which I pecked at it years ago. As for other information, you'll have to investigate it yourself."

The big white goose flapped its wings and waddled away.

"This old guy is indeed not easy to deal with."

Once it disappeared from sight, Niu Ma's face immediately darkened.

"Is the customer service department sure they sent that traitor?"

Liu Zheng asked.

The thing the white goose was talking about, what they were doing in secret, was clearly referring to letting that mummy traitor leave the country with them.

"If Ottawa doesn't interfere, then it's a done deal."

"The ox and horse said."

"Then let's just drag it out for now. Anyway, it didn't say when I should finish. I've already talked to the border management, and by then, I won't even have to lift a finger with the salmon; that traitor will be dead."

Liu Zheng nodded.

Border Management Agency

Niu Ma glanced at him, his eyes filled with complex emotions.

"If Porco Rosso had met you sooner, things might not have turned out this way with Chihaya."

“It’s not too late now. I’ve already asked the gravedigger to find Chihaya’s soul. When the time comes, I’ll give them both that vengeful fish to eat, and then buy them a luxurious tomb. Their lives might not be any worse than when they were alive.”

"Yes, we'll move Natasha and Wangsheng there too, then we'll even have children."

He made clear arrangements for the Red Pig couple.

"Hmph, I don't even have a mansion yet, but you've already bought one for that kid."

The ox and horse said with some jealousy.

"It's okay, I'll buy you one even when you die, it'll definitely be bigger than theirs."

Liu Zheng comforted him.

"You ride on the horse!"

The oxen and horses raised their hooves to kick him, but he skillfully dodged them.

"I'm on the phone, boss, stop messing around."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacle and picked up his phone.

"Humph!"

Of course, the ox and horse wouldn't stop there. Although they didn't kick him, they used their horns to carve a nine-square grid on his body before they calmed down.

"What's wrong, Daji?"