Hell Game: Starting from Metropolis

"Let me tell you, they're all holding in a lot of anger, and their urine smells terrible and is very dark yellow."

Liu Zheng gave the three seasoning trio a wink, and they immediately understood and started to take off their pants.

"No, no, no, I'll talk, I'll talk, okay? Honestly, young people these days have no patience at all."

"The Nile doctor complained."

Despite his seemingly wild treatment methods, which involve things like feces and smegma, he actually has a rather obsessive-compulsive disorder related to cleanliness.

Of course, this only applies to other people.

"Say it quickly."

Rose Street.

"That's what the Nile doctor said."

"Rose Street? You don't mean the shit in the sewers, do you?"

Liu Zheng showed a look of disgust.

Of course, there was also a hint of schadenfreude.

"Then I'll just say the sewer. I was talking about that tree."

Dr. Nile rolled his eyes.

"Lego? Where would a tree like that get its poop?"

he wondered.

"It's a tree that drinks alcohol and eats meat. It's a plant that also possesses wisdom, so its excrement must have miraculous effects on restoring vitality and enhancing intelligence."

"That's what the Nile doctor said."

"Although I know what you said makes sense, I still feel like something is not right."

Liu Zheng squinted and said.

"Stop feeling it. If you keep feeling it, and his last brain cell shrinks, then there will be no cure."

"The Nile doctor pointed to the garlic cloves and said."

"Alright, let's try anything, no matter what. You guys wait here, I'm going to go get some shit from De Lego."

He shrugged.

"No, leave the garlic here, we'll go with you."

Guo Kou Tangzi shook his head.

"No need. I've known Lego for a long time, so getting some shit shouldn't be a problem. Besides, if it doesn't want to, having four more of you won't make a difference."

Liu Zheng said it in a relatively tactful way.

Judging from the few times that Dai Lego has made its moves, it has a wide attack range and strong destructive power. In a real fight, it could wipe out the entire Extreme Flavor Group in one go.

"Ahem, Boss Liu Zheng, we're not worried about that tree, we're worried about you."

Chili Head coughed and said.

"Why are you worried about me? Are you afraid I'll run away?"

He looked at Chili Head with the eyes of someone looking at an idiot.

If he wanted to run away, why bother bringing people to the clinic? He could have just left when he was at the Yakuza red soup restaurant.

"Of course not, I'm mainly worried that you might be targeted by someone. After all, you've offended far too many people."

Chili Head scratched his head and said.

"Alright then, you can join if you want."

Liu Zheng found himself unable to refute the argument.

The group arrived in a hurry and left in a hurry, kicking up a cloud of dust, earning a big glare from the Sphinx.

As soon as you arrive at Rose Street, you can hear the loud voice of the plane trees.

"No, no, your toes aren't even pointed, they're just wriggling around like a maggot."

"Where are your hands? I told you to hold it with both hands, not to hold a watermelon!"

"Look at your fingers! They look more like a dinosaur than a swan!"

The more the plane tree spoke, the angrier it became, and its branches and leaves swayed, casting patches of shadow.

The ginseng doll, dressed in a green ballet costume, trembled in the shadows, tears and snot streaming down its face.

"Your Excellency Delegault, what's gotten into you?"

Liu Zheng walked over, first bowed slightly, and then asked with a smile.

"It's all her fault!"

The plane tree glared fiercely at the ginseng doll, then raised the book in its hand.

"I finally managed to get my hands on a book called 'Court Ballet Instruction,' but this idiot just can't teach it no matter what I do. It's infuriating! If I had two legs, I would have done it myself."

It said angrily.

"Why do you want her to learn court ballet? Is there some kind of ball?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"No."

"Then what's the point of learning it?"

He was puzzled.

“As a noblewoman of France, my maid must naturally know court ballet. Humph, a country bumpkin like you would never understand.”

The plane tree looked at him with disdain.

“I don’t really understand, but I know that if you keep scaring her, you’ll soon be without any maids.”

Liu Zheng pointed to the ginseng doll and said.

The poor little one was so frightened that his eyes rolled back.

"Hmph, useless thing, all you do is throw trees at me."

The roots of the plane tree stretched out and dragged the ginseng baby into the black soil.

"What are you doing here again? To laugh at me? You disgusting human."

It said impatiently to Liu Zheng.

"How could a gentleman like you, whose every word and action is a model of elegance and nobility, be a joke?"

Liu Zheng said in a very serious tone.

"Hmm? Hmm. Of course I know, do you even need to tell me? You talkative human, humph!"

The plane tree wore a smug smile.

"Well, at least you have some sense. So, tell me, what do you want to change this time?"

It asked the question on its own initiative.

"I want to eat your shit."

He got straight to the point.

"Uh-huh?!"

The plane tree looked puzzled at first, then its expression turned to one of horror.

"I...I...I'm warning you, human. You...you...you don't think that just because you saved me you can do whatever you want to me. I won't let you use my shit to do those weird things."

It was so frightened that its facial features distorted.

"I don't know what you mean by the strange thing, but it definitely has nothing to do with me. I just need to use your shit to make medicine."

Liu Zheng squinted and then told it about the garlic.

"Phew, that startled me. Why didn't you say something from the beginning? What a stupid human being."

The plane tree breathed a sigh of relief and then rolled its eyes at him.

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault. So, could you give me the shit now, wise Mr. Delegus?"

Liu Zheng said, swallowing his anger.

"Hmph, I wouldn't have given it to you if it weren't for the fact that that guy protected me before."

“Margaret, give me a few of my shit.”

"It is the plane tree that gave the instruction."

"Yes"

A faint sound came from the black soil.

Soon, the ginseng baby emerged, holding several green things.

Judging from their shape and color, these things are very similar to the "Natural Resentment Crystals" that the French plane tree gave him last time, but the texture is not as gemstone-like, and there are no black flocculent substances inside.

"This excrement absolutely cannot be used on other plants in the metropolis, or don't blame me for turning against you."

The plane tree gave its instructions.

Garlic shouldn't be considered a plant, right?

Liu Zheng asked.

"No, only those count."

The plane tree pointed to the other roadside trees, green belts, and flower beds.

"Don't worry, the bags won't be damaged. How much are these?"

he asked.

"Give me three bottles of wine."

"French plane tree," said the speaker after thinking for a moment.

These excrements themselves have no value, but they contain its scent and a bit of its essence.

It doesn't matter if other people eat it, but if those plants eat it, they might also awaken their wisdom, and then it will have one more competitor.

However, that's a matter for the future, and it still trusts Liu Zheng to some extent, so it didn't ask for an exorbitant price.

"Row."

Liu Zheng took three bottles of wine from the system space and placed them on the ground.

The plane tree dragged the wine bottle into the black soil, then gestured for the ginseng doll to give him the excrement.

Liu Zheng took the few pieces of excrement, and an item description popped up.

Name: Mutant London Plane Tree Poop (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: Players with plant bloodlines have a high probability of increasing their attributes after using it, a small probability of obtaining the skills of the mutated French sycamore, and an extremely small probability of obtaining the bloodline of the mutated French sycamore."

"Note: A big man's shit is a treasure trove when it falls on a small man."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

"And we can't take it out of the instance."

He curled his lips.

With so many positive effects and no negative ones, even if the probability is low and it's only available to Plant Bloodline players, it's still a pretty good item.

Moreover, as a half-immortal, Dai Lego was able to become the street tyrant of Rose Street in just eighteen years, and even cattle and horses were no match for him. The strength of his bloodline is unimaginable.

However, this item cannot be taken out of the dungeon, probably because of its lineage.

"Daji, take the poop back to the doctor."

Liu Zheng handed the sycamore tree's excrement to Niu Daji.