"Neigh~ Neigh~"

Liu neighed like a horse, and with each neigh, his horns stretched out a little longer.

"Cough cough!"

Suddenly, the young Kunguna let out a violent cough.

He coughed up a mouthful of fragrant milk, which transformed into a white cherry blossom and floated towards Liu Zheng.

Bai Ying swayed gently, seemingly slow but actually fast, and in a few spins, she arrived on top of his head.

"Hmm~"

Then, Kunguna let out a soul-stirring groan.

The white cherry blossoms instantly turned into black cherry blossoms and bloomed, turning into countless black sap drops that fell towards Liu Zheng.

Life is yang, death is yin.

Medicine is yang, poison is yin.

The miraculous medicine coughed up by the young Kunguna, catalyzed by Kunguna's lustful power, immediately turned into a deadly poison that even the gods could not resist.

But just as the black, poisonous rain was about to fall on Liu Zheng's back, he suddenly raised his ponytail.

Her once tight and smooth ponytail bristled like a startled cat, becoming incredibly fluffy.

Then, Liu Zheng suddenly flicked his ponytail, and a gust of wind rose from the ground, sweeping the black poisonous rain back.

"I've already told you that sneak attacks are useless, why don't you ever learn your lesson?"

Although he couldn't speak, his mocking gaze completely conveyed his inner thoughts.

Shao Yanming, who had been wearing a poker face, suddenly broke down, and veins bulged on his forehead.

Fortunately, His solo performance was coming to an end, otherwise He would have been so angry that His divine power would have gone berserk.

"I am Shao Yanming, the son of the Heavenly God Gaohuang!"

Shao Yanming let out a strange cry, and the blood vessels on the flag in the air bulged, transforming into angry dragons that coiled around it.

Then he leaped up, grabbed the two balls on the flag, and swung them at Liu Zheng like a sledgehammer.

"I'm your father!"

Liu Zheng also let out a strange cry and stomped down heavily with his hind hooves.

Two bull horns, now longer than an arm and thicker than a thigh, proudly point upwards, vying with each other to topple the flag.

"Boom!"

A huge, muffled crash echoed, and the shockwave swept through the entire room.

Those valuable pieces of furniture and decorations, each worth a fortune, were twisted and destroyed like garbage in a landfill.

But no one cared about them at that moment, because the room was empty.

In a pit of more than ten square meters, a person and a god stood facing each other.

Liu Zheng's bull horn was deeply embedded in Shao Yanming's banner, while Shao Yanming's Kunguna pierced through his chest.

Not only did he suffer a penetrating wound to his chest, but all the bones in his body cracked under the heavy blow, and his thick neck was twisted into a pretzel shape.

However, Shao Yanming was also in a bad state. The real damage to the flag put him in a weakened state, and the sphere that was cut off by the boning knife caused him to crash.

Originally, the young Kunguna should have wreaked havoc after entering Liu Zheng's body, but it remained motionless due to losing control of the original body.

Liu Zheng was at least a little stronger than Him; although his body had suffered severe injuries, his mind remained clear.

However, he knew that this period of advantage was extremely short.

The other party is, after all, a god, whose physical and mental abilities far surpass those of mortals.

Once Shao Yanming regains his senses, Liu Zheng will be doomed.

"no solution anymore."

He sighed and spat out half a pair of yellowish underwear, at which point the item description popped up again.

"Name: The Legendary Deliveryman's Dirty Underwear (Disposable)"

Type: Equipment

Quality: Excellent

"Effect 1: All attributes increase by 3 after each excretion, lasting for one hour."

"Effect 2: Upon use, it is considered as adding 1 to the Legendary Deliveryman Set. There are no corresponding equipment effects, only partial set effects can be activated. It lasts for half an hour, after which the equipment will be automatically destroyed."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Note: Peeing makes you feel refreshed, and defecating makes you feel relaxed."

Liu Zheng originally planned to save these legendary underwear for use at the landfill, but plans can't keep up with changes.

However, this was originally the payment for Sumireko's request to save Haruko, so using it in the operation to save Haruko is not a waste.

He could also take this opportunity to ask Sumireko how she got her hands on those legendary underwear.

Since they're all disposable underwear, it's normal to have many pairs.

Liu Zheng took a deep breath and bit down on the legendary underwear with his teeth.

Originally, legendary underwear was either worn between the legs or on the head, but now that he can't do either of those things, he can only use this more shameful method.

"The legendary deliveryman's dirty underwear (disposable) has been successfully used. Activate effect two?"

The system inquired.

"activation."

He answered in his mind.

"Effect 2 activated successfully. Activating set effects based on missing pieces of the Legendary Deliveryman Set."

"Set bonus activated successfully."

As the system notification sounded, the item descriptions for the Legendary Vest and the Legendary Delivery Box popped up and disappeared simultaneously, and a new item description appeared before Liu Zheng's eyes.

Name: Legendary Deliveryman Set

Type: Equipment

"Quality: Legendary"

"Effect 1: All attributes increase by 50, saves against most instances of sanity reduction, and attacks deal true damage to most targets. During food delivery, all effects are increased to 200%."

"Effect 2: The delivery box will automatically detect whether the food matches the description. Food placed in the delivery box will not be damaged or spoiled. After successful delivery, a copy of the delivered food will be automatically made (limited to perfect quality and below)."

Effect 3: Gain the active skill 'Deliveryman's Iron Fist'.

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

Note: Are you ready, newbie?

Title: The Deliveryman's Iron Fist

Type: Skill (Active)

"Quality: Legendary"

"Effect: Unleashes a powerful straight punch, dealing damage that ignores defense. If the target is blocking the player from delivering food, the damage is increased to 1000%."

"Cooldown time: One food delivery completed."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

"Note: I'm determined to deliver the food today, and the city hall can't stop me, I said it!"

Fierce, very fierce, extremely fierce.

The fact that the legendary vest's effect has become permanent is already powerful enough, but its effect can be doubled during food delivery.

200% true damage, just thinking about it is terrifying.

Effect two may seem like a small change, but the ability to replicate dishes to reach perfect quality is even more dramatic than effect one.

It should be noted that even the finest quality food is merely considered decent-tasting for powerful creatures like plane trees, cattle, and horses.

But for them, perfectly high-quality food is already a rare delicacy that requires a huge investment of resources to acquire.

Even disregarding trading value, the attributes added by perfectly quality dishes are substantial, and there is generally no quantity limit.

If Liu Zheng were to eat dozens or even hundreds of perfect meals, he wouldn't dare imagine what kind of attribute monster he would become when the dungeon ends.

Then he would truly become the Sword God of Shili Slope.

The last added active skill, "Deliveryman's Iron Fist," makes up for the biggest flaw of the Legendary Vest, which is its insufficient damage against tanky enemies.

The true damage that ignores defense directly boosted Liu Zheng's attack power to an extremely terrifying level.

If the other party is a security guard, someone who placed the order, or someone who would definitely try to stop him from delivering the food, then the 1000% damage is unstoppable.

I just don't know how the judgment of "if the other party is blocking the player from delivering takeout" is calculated.

Because, broadly speaking, everyone who is Liu Zheng's enemy is wasting his time and hindering his food delivery business.

Of course, considering that the system is neither his biological father nor his good son, the skill judgment should be narrowly defined.

However, even if only the basic damage of the skill was triggered, Liu Zheng was enough to teach the god in front of him a profound lesson.

With the massive attribute bonuses provided by the set effect, his physical functions were restored almost instantly.

Based on the improvement of his own attributes, the strength of the ox and horse provided by COS has also increased further.

Liu Zheng simply stretched his muscles and bones, and the cracking sound from his joints sent the surrounding rubble flying.

"Die, you perverted clown god."

He raised his hoof and swung his fist.

The surging energy materialized directly, forming flame-like shapes around his hooves.

Liu Zheng's hooves turned iron gray, looking just like real steel.

"puff!"

There was no earth-shattering commotion, just a sound like a fart, and then Shao Yanming's flag was blasted into a pile of mud.

Liu Zheng did not know what the god's weakness was, so he chose to attack the flag based on his intuition.

Fortunately, the results were outstanding.

Shao Yanming's eyes, which were about to regain their clarity, fell into a daze again, and his body convulsed and fell backward.

Liu Zheng, expressionless, pulled out the young Kunguna from his body and stomped it into a bloody pulp with one hoof.

Then he raised his hoof and aimed at Kunguna's face.

"Wait! Don't kill me!"

Chapter 406 This deity did not depart peacefully.

"Are you kidding me at this moment?"

Liu Zheng looked at the flattened young Kunguna and said.

The sound came from His mouth, which had been pounded into a small pancake.

“Mortal, you simply don’t understand. Even if you kill me here, I will not die.”

"Young Kunguna said."

"Then what are you afraid of?"

Liu Zheng pursed his lips.

"Being defeated by mortals would be a disgrace to me, and my new divine body will need time to condense. During this time, I cannot go out or enjoy earthly pleasures, which is worse than death."

"Once I have formed a new divine body, I will spare no expense, even if it means sacrificing all my accumulated wealth and divine power, to avenge today's humiliation."

"But if you spare my life, I swear that I will not only not retaliate, but will also give you a great fortune."

"Young Kunguna said."

"I see. How long will it take you to condense your divine body?"

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