"Yes, I'm talking about you. You're so young, why aren't you learning good things? Why are you dyeing your hair white like other people?"

He pointed to the other person's hair and said.

"Where did this bumpkin come from? He can't even tell if his hair is dyed. If your eyesight is bad, Grandpa will go and pee on you to cleanse your eyes."

The white-haired guest scoffed.

"Oh, you mean you were born with half your hair black and half your hair white?"

"Of course, everyone in our clan has hair like that. Don't you even know that? What kind of dung beetle rolled out of a dung heap?"

The white-haired guest cursed again.

"That's a good curse. If we extracted all your swear words, could we compile them into a book called 'The Complete Collection of Corny Swear Words'?"

Liu Zheng said with great interest.

He remembered buying a book called "The Complete Book of Swear Words" from a newsstand owner. The book was supposed to be designed to use specific swear words to target the other person's race, but the description didn't mention anything about directly provoking hatred.

If we extract all of this guy's swear words like we would a security guard, and combine them with a "Complete Collection of Swear Words," we might be able to upgrade them into a high-quality, powerful control item.

"What are you talking about?"

The middle-aged man with gray hair asked with some doubt, while also feeling a sense of unease.

"If you don't even know this, you should take a dump and drown yourself to avoid embarrassing yourself in public."

Liu Zheng immediately retorted with the same sarcastic remark.

"Fourth Manager, this guy is spewing nonsense, aren't you going to do anything about it?"

The half-white-haired guest questioned the fourth brother.

"There's nothing we can do about it. You were the one who looked at theirs first. According to our rules here, you'll have to handle the rest yourselves."

The fourth brother shrugged.

"Let's talk business, don't try to talk nonsense. I'm asking you, do you have a relative who works as a security guard at Green Garden Crazy City?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Yeah, that's my second brother, so what?"

"Dear?"

"We're cousins, but we've been close since childhood, like family."

"That's what the half-white-haired guest said."

"Oh well, since you're all acquaintances, just take a look. I'll have someone prepare some dishes for you two to catch up later."

Upon seeing this, the fourth brother quickly spoke up.

Although "What are you looking at?" is a unique feature of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse, and buying a ticket implies acceptance of this mechanism, he doesn't always want to see it triggered, like right now.

"There's no need for catching up. I'm more familiar with his second brother than with him."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

What's your relationship with my second brother?

"I asked the half-white-haired guest."

"Your second brother never mentioned me to you?"

"No, my second brother hasn't been back for years. When he calls, he always brags about how well he's doing in the city, but he's never mentioned anyone like you."

The half-white-haired guest looked at him suspiciously.

"Oh, no wonder. You can't mention me when you're bragging to your friends, but you might mention me when you're complaining."

Liu Zheng feigned sudden realization.

"What's going on?"

"Your second brother and I are sworn brothers. I almost killed him, and he almost killed me too."

he said with a smile.

"So you have a grudge against my second brother. No wonder you talk such nonsense. Today I'll stand up for my second brother. You little brat, draw the line, whether it's a drinking contest or a fight, I'll take it either way."

The half-white-haired guest said proudly.

"Forget about starting a fight. I'm here to pay a visit, not to cause trouble. If I mess you up and dirty the floor, Manager Si will have to find someone to clean it up."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Pah! You can't even beat my second brother, yet you want to kill me? Let me tell you, although I'm not as smart as my second brother, I'm much better at fighting."

"That's what the half-white-haired guest said dismissively."

"Hehe, do you know what it means to 'look at a scholar with new eyes after three days' separation'?"

"What do you mean?"

"I don't know how good you are at fighting, but you're definitely not very bright. Hey, what brings your second brother here?"

Liu Zheng feigned surprise.

"what?"

The half-white-haired guest turned around in surprise and saw the horse-faced man with an innocent look on his face.

"You fucking dare to lie to Grandpa!"

He turned around abruptly, only to see the gleaming blade piercing straight into his heart and lungs.

His half-gray hair suddenly stood on end, like a startled hedgehog.

White hair stands upright like steel needles, while black hair is curved like steel wire.

"Bang bang bang!"

The blade flashed relentlessly forward, and the sound of metal snapping was incessant, like a broken string on a musical instrument.

"Oh shit!"

Half-White-Haired cursed inwardly, both indignant at the opponent's sneak attack and astonished by the sharpness of the blade.

You should know that their clan's abilities all lie in their hair, and his hair is known to be exceptionally stiff among the younger generation.

When he's erect, even a chainsaw wouldn't be able to cut his hair in a short time.

However, the steel-like hardness was no different from bamboo and wood under the opponent's blade.

"Grandpa will fight you to the death!"

Faced with the imminent threat of beheading, the half-white-haired man tore open his yukata.

A thick tuft of chest hair, as dense as a forest, was visible in front of people.

He suddenly puffed out his chest, and the hairs on his chest immediately shot out.

The sharp sound of wind being cut had barely begun when all the chest hairs shot into Liu Zheng's body.

Even with his perception level of tens, he was unable to react.

"Die to me!"

The half-white-haired man, panting heavily, snapped his fingers.

The hairs that had been injected into Liu Zheng's body exploded, blasting a large hole in his upper body.

Not to mention the internal organs, even the spine was blown to pieces.

"Hahaha, you dare to cause trouble even though you don't have the ability, you deserve it!"

He laughed loudly, his hair now half-white.

"Fourth Manager, he attacked first, so that doesn't mean I violated any rules, right?"

He said smugly to the fourth brother.

"That doesn't count, of course. But, do you want to take another look? They don't seem to be dead yet."

The fourth brother kindly reminded him.

"what?"

The half-white-haired man paused for a moment, then quickly looked at Liu Zheng.

The human he thought was dead was looking at him calmly, his broken spine even reattached.

"Your second brother really didn't mention me to you, otherwise you would know that you can't open the champagne too early."

Liu Zheng extended his tentacles and pressed them down on his head.

The half-white-haired man tried to struggle, but having just unleashed his ultimate attack, he was already somewhat out of control and powerless to resist.

Say goodbye to your hair.

Liu Zheng wielded his knife with lightning speed, and clumps of his black and white hair fluttered down.

"No!"

The half-white-haired man wailed in despair.

For this clan, hair represents both strength and status.

Having your head shaved is no different from dying on the spot.

"Please, brother, leave me one!"

Seeing that the fourth brother showed no intention of stopping him, he quickly begged for mercy.

What's the point of leaving one?

Liu Zheng kept asking questions while holding his hands.

"As long as I have even one hair, I'm not bald!"

The half-white-haired man spoke loudly.

"That makes sense. I can keep one hair, but you have to do me a favor."

He said.

"I'll do anything as long as you don't shave my head."

The man with half-white hair quickly replied.

"Very good. Help me call your second brother; I need to ask him something."

Liu Zheng put away the boning knife and took the last tuft of hair from his head, leaving only a single white hair in the middle, lonely and helpless.

Chapter 358 Killing the Delivery Guy Leads to a Three-Rank Promotion

Wang Dongdong, a veteran security guard at Green Garden Crazy City, is still steadfastly holding his beloved post today.

This is his sixth year working here. At such a young age, he was able to get a job as a security guard, a job with a promising future. Even the property manager marveled that he had avoided decades of detours.

He also cherishes this job very much, and no matter if it's windy, rainy, or under the bright moon, he will firmly guard the gate.

Even for residents he knows very well, Wang Dongdong will let them swipe their cards to enter the community.

He would even check the employee IDs of his colleagues at the property management office.

With Wang Dongdong around, Green Garden Crazy City is impenetrable to wind and rain, not to mention pests like thieves, robbers, and salesmen.

Even if it's a scourge like the Bloody Restaurant, Wang Dongdong is willing to risk everything to bring down the deliveryman.

Just like last time, he risked his life and almost succeeded in preventing the other party from entering the community.

Although it ultimately fell short, it still received commendation from its parent company and gained recognition throughout the entire Metropolitan Property circle.

Hmph, those office building security guards always look down on us community security guards, and what's the result?

They bombed an entire floor, didn't even leave anyone behind, and didn't catch a single person.

If he were there, that kid would at least have to leave half his body behind.

It's just that the human hasn't come these past few days, otherwise Wang Dongdong would definitely have shown him the new skills he's developed over the past few days.

"Xiao Dong."

A portly security guard walked over.

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