The fisherman called out.

"What should I do?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"What should I do? Give me the takeout."

"it is good."

He immediately took out the takeout and handed it to the fisherman.

"Together?"

The fisherman looked at the sauce.

"Okay."

Kill Sauce was taken aback at first, but immediately understood what he meant and readily agreed.

"Go away!"

The two men simultaneously kicked Liu Zheng in the left and right buttocks respectively.

"grass!"

He only had time to utter a curse before he flew into the sewer drain like a cannonball.

Liu Zheng turned around and saw the fisherman and Sha Jiang being submerged by the floodwaters that filled the entire sewer.

"You two bastards will get so full you'll burst."

He cursed viciously in his heart.

Those two guys definitely had a better way, but they insisted on kicking his butt; they just wanted to mess with him.

I never expected that someone with such thick eyebrows and big eyes like Sha Jiang would play pranks. You can never truly know a person's heart just by looking at their face.

Liu Zheng flew all the way to the manhole and only stopped after crashing into the wall.

Fortunately, the fisherman and Killer Sauce didn't really intend to hurt him; the force had mostly dissipated, and he only suffered a soft tissue contusion.

Seeing the gushing water spreading towards him, Liu Zheng scrambled out of the manhole using both hands and feet, and immediately covered it with the manhole cover.

"It's such a close call."

He's had enough of eating shit in the game; he doesn't want to eat it in real life.

"Ugh~ Why do you smell so bad?"

Dai Lego showed a disgusted expression from afar.

"Does it stink?"

Liu Zheng smelled it and thought it was alright.

"I think it's okay."

"Your sense of taste must have been pickled so badly that you can't even smell it? Go, go, go rinse over there."

Dai Lego pointed to the fire hydrant not far away and said.

"Go, go, go."

He mentally grumbled as he walked toward the fire hydrant.

A tree that dislikes the smell of excrement is no wonder it doesn't grow tall.

He remembered that London plane trees could grow to over 35 meters tall, and Dai Lego's size would be considered a third-class disability among London plane trees.

Liu Zheng walked to the fire hydrant and was about to turn on the valve when he suddenly became alert.

"You're not trying to trick me, are you?"

He squinted at the plane trees.

How did I ever want to trick you?

The plane tree's eyes darted away.

"Shouldn't fire hydrants be considered public property? If I open the sluice gate to release water, wouldn't that be considered stealing public property?"

"Humph."

The plane trees in London raise their heads to the sky, their silence speaking volumes.

"You really haven't forgotten your original intentions."

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

"What are you going to do? I'm not going to kill you, at most I'll just fine you a little."

The plane tree spoke with conviction.

"How much is the fine?"

"It shouldn't exceed 100,000 at most."

"That's really the most you can imagine."

Even Cadillac owners don't spend half their fortune just to take a shower.

"whispering sound."

The plane tree closed its eyes and ignored him.

"Okay, I'm leaving."

He turned and walked towards the restaurant.

Soon, Liu Zheng returned to the exit of the food delivery lane.

He walked into the familiar passage, enjoying the feeling of being enveloped in darkness, as if all the terrible experiences he had just had were slowly fading away.

Unfortunately, his scent didn't fade; in fact, it became even stronger in the cramped space.

As Liu Zheng was walking, he suddenly felt the ground shaking.

Then, the entire passageway began to shake violently.

"What's going on?"

Before he could even think about it, the ground beneath his feet was suddenly raised.

Then, Liu Zheng was exposed.

???

When he stood in the sunlight again, looking at the closed delivery lane, he felt truly lost.

"Hey boss, I think I can't get back to the restaurant."

Liu Zheng dialed Niu Ma's number.

"What have you gotten into this time, kid?"

The cows and horses didn't seem particularly surprised.

"I didn't do anything wrong. The food delivery lane just threw me out and closed the entrance."

"why?"

"Probably because I smell so bad."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and then said.

"what?"

Chapter 165 Si Xue: Wash yourself clean before you come back.

"Did you secretly go out and eat shit behind my back?"

Niu Ma blurted out, then immediately realized his mistake.

"Did you secretly eat shit after you went out?"

It changed its tune.

"I didn't eat shit, but I got beaten up by shit."

Liu Zheng recounted how he had cleaned the sewers to relieve constipation.

"Tsk, how come you always run into this kind of mess?"

The cattle and horses marveled at the sight.

"Who told me to be so unlucky?"

He was speechless.

People who are chosen by some god either go to fight to the death in movies or build harems in anime.

He was brought to this bizarre world of the Metropolis, where he either helps people find funerals or relieves their bowels.

"Then let me ask the boss."

"The ox and horse said."

Although the restaurant does not require delivery drivers to return at any specific time, it is definitely not acceptable for them to linger outside indefinitely.

"Hey boss, hurry up! I don't feel safe staying outside."

Liu Zheng said.

"understood."

Niu Ma hung up the phone.

He turned to look at the buildings not far away, where several shadows were moving about.

From the moment he left Rose Street, Liu Zheng felt something following him, and it kept gathering in larger and larger groups.

Surprisingly, once inside the restaurant area, only these few remained.

If I'm not mistaken, they were all attracted by the smell of his excrement, and the remaining few are the winners of the competition.

However, they dared not enter the restaurant's premises and could only watch from the outside.

If Liu Zheng were to step outside this circle, he would likely be attacked by them immediately.

However, he wasn't particularly panicked. He hadn't made a move after following him for so long, so he probably wasn't that strong.

At worst, he can just go back to the plane trees and spend 100,000 yuan to take a bath.

A few minutes later, Niu Ma called.

"The boss told me to find a place to wash myself clean before coming back, or she would use lava to wash me clean."

Niu Ma's tone was full of schadenfreude.

"Can't you just let the kitchen connect a water hose to flush it for me?"

Liu Zheng sighed.

"Of course not. What would it look like if someone saw a naked man showering outside the restaurant?"

"Okay. But where am I supposed to wash it? Fire hydrants cost 100,000 yuan, I can't afford that."

he asked.

"Where are you now?"

The ox and the horse asked.

"The exit of the food delivery channel."

"Then, with your back to the exit, walk straight to your left for about four or five kilometers, and you'll see the bathhouse."

After thinking for a moment, Niu Ma said.

"Oh, the Metropolis even has public bathhouses?"

Liu Zheng exclaimed in surprise.

"How novel! How can such a big city not have public bathhouses? Not only do they have them, but they also have many different styles."

"What style is this bathhouse?"

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