Hell Game: Starting from Metropolis

There's no way around it. The sewers are so vast. Relying on the short time you spend delivering food to find someone is unlikely to be enough to even find them for the dungeon settlement.

Although Liu Zheng also has some hoarding tendencies, he can still be ruthless when it matters.

Is it possible?

He gripped the gold finger, his face contorted in struggle.

This is a perfect quality, one-time use item. If he got this kind of item in the game, he definitely wouldn't use it even if he beat the game.

Or rather, the significance of possessing such a prop lies in the act of possessing it itself.

Unfortunately, it's unclear whether this hellish game has a clear ending.

"Ugh."

Liu Zheng sighed, and the golden finger transformed into a stream of light, merging into his body.

"Golden Finger successfully used, currently testing usage scenarios."

"Detection complete, extracting cheats."

"Drawing complete. Please choose one of the following three plugins."

The system's voice rang out continuously.

"Plug-in 1: The plane gains invincibility."

"Plug-in 2: Airplane bullets can be upgraded indefinitely."

"Plug-in 2: Airplane bombs can be stacked infinitely, and the number of bombs obtained is doubled."

"Brilliant!"

Looking at these three cheat codes, Liu Zheng sighed sincerely.

As expected of a single-use item of perfect quality, its effect is indeed explosive.

But he was soon plunged into distress again.

All three cheats are visibly powerful, but he can only choose one.

So, which one should we choose?

After thinking it over, Liu Zheng ruled out the first option: cheat code 1.

The invincible plane is certainly very powerful, and if his goal is to pass, he will definitely choose this one.

But his current goal is to get a perfect score, so having an invincible plane isn't enough.

After all, the indestructible Intestine Star Belt and the Xiang Galaxy, which can only be destroyed by bombs, are not problems that the invincible aircraft can solve.

After Liu Zheng thought about it for a while, the second cheat was also ruled out.

Having unlimited bullet upgrades is definitely awesome; later on, you can fill the entire screen with his bullets, killing any enemy who shows their face.

But that's also where the problem lies.

With more bullets, he could no longer guarantee that he would only hit the dung meteorite without damaging the intestinal asteroid belt.

Therefore, after careful consideration, Liu Zheng chose the third cheat.

Bombs can be used against all enemies, and the fact that bombs can be doubled and stacked infinitely greatly enhances the flexibility of bomb usage.

"Plug-in 3 loaded successfully."

He pressed the red button hard amidst the system's prompt.

The Old Immortal of Wind Shadow possesses boundless magical power!

"Reddy~Startow!"

The game began with a Japanese-English voice prompt.

The plane started automatically, quickly flew off the runway, and soared into the boundless space.

As the flight distance increased, the distant stars seemed to draw closer.

Liu Zheng then realized that those so-called stars were actually giant fleshy spheres.

These fleshy spheres are not regular ovals, and their shapes vary.

Some are long and narrow, some are semi-circular, and some are multiple fleshy spheres combined together, like flower petals opening up.

Their colors also vary; some are bright red, some are dark red, and some are black.

"Could this be hemorrhoids from the sewer?"

Liu Zheng muttered to himself.

The more he muttered to himself, the more he felt he had discovered the truth.

"By the way, what would happen if I blew these hemorrhoids apart?"

Something moved in his heart.

"I advise you not to even think about it. If you dare to smash the hemorrhoids in the sewer again, even the city hall won't be able to protect you."

The fisherman's voice rang in his ears.

"Can you monitor it in real time?"

Liu Zheng asked in surprise.

"No, I'll be kicked out as soon as the first wave of enemies appears."

"That's what the fisherman said."

"Okay, it must be uncomfortable for it to have so many hemorrhoids, so we can't avoid seeking medical help."

He relieved his psychological pressure by talking nonsense.

"If you can cure his hemorrhoids, that would be a great achievement. But the prerequisite is that it's painless and has a good prognosis. Of course, most importantly, you need to find a doctor who dares to perform surgery on a sewer."

"The enemy is coming. Good luck to you."

As the fisherman's voice faded, meteorites emerged from the void and hurtled towards Liu Zheng.

The largest of these meteorites is as big as a building, and the smallest is as big as a refrigerator.

But their shapes are all the same, and he is very familiar with them.

It was long and thin, steaming, and yellowish-brown.

屎。

"Did I destroy the world in my past life, or did I commit a sin in my previous life?"

Liu Zheng opened fire with a wail, shooting out beams of blue laser light.

He's thinking about something right now.

Surely he's not the only one with such an outrageous beginner dungeon?

No, no?

Chapter 161 Cleaning feces is actually a form of cosmetic surgery

The blue laser bullet struck the target.

The dung meteorite gradually deformed under repeated impacts and eventually shattered.

Pieces of excrement of varying sizes splattered in all directions, some of them hitting the fighter jets directly.

Fortunately, this kind of excrement cannot damage the fighter jet.

However, the strong smell made Liu Zhengzhi roll his eyes.

They can shoot lasers in space, yet they don't even have a closed cockpit. He could only conclude that it was the creators' twisted sense of humor.

The larger the dung meteorite, the higher its blood volume.

The smallest meteorite, the size of a refrigerator, was destroyed by Liu Zheng with just three laser shots.

The largest meteorite, the size of a building, took him a full ten seconds to successfully shatter.

However, these dung meteorites were not very fast, so Liu Zheng managed to annihilate them all before they went out of his firing range.

Of course, this was expected.

If the first wave of enemies is set to be too difficult, then it's like the sewers are deliberately trying to make it impossible for the system to function properly.

The fighter jet continued flying forward, and a distant planet shaped like a hemorrhoid suddenly contracted violently, collapsing into a pale, small dwarf star.

Then, the little dwarf star suddenly expanded.

With a "poof" sound, a bright red intestine shot out from the core of the Hemorrhoid Star and flew towards the fighter jet.

"grass!"

Witnessing this bizarre scene, even Liu Zheng couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.

If he were to follow his own thoughts, he would have smashed that Star Belt from a great distance.

Unfortunately, it's not worth fighting.

He moved the control stick backward, and the fighter jet's front nozzle immediately emitted two white plumes of smoke, propelling the jet backward.

This is something that is impossible in reality, but it is a common occurrence in the game of shooting chickens.

The fighter jet retreated a considerable distance, allowing the star-shaped beam to glide past it.

Liu Zheng adjusted the distance while observing the intestinal star belt.

It is thinner at the top and thicker at the bottom, with a long, thin intestinal tube branching out from the side.

This should be a cecum, the kind with an appendix.

From a practical scientific perspective, even if the appendix is ​​blown off, it's fine; in fact, it might even reduce the risk of appendicitis.

Even partial cecal removal will not affect normal life.

But since the fisherman had said so, he decided to abide by the rules of the game.

After all, in reality, it's impossible for an appendix to just pop out on its own and then swim back.

Liu Zheng carefully controlled the crosshair, aiming it at a dung meteorite he had discovered.

This piece of feces was embedded in the intestinal wall, like a black mole on an arm.

He wanted to use a laser, which is as thin as a hair to the intestinal wall, to remove the mole.

Hmm, if that's the case, then he could be considered to have done a beautification job on the sewers.

Hmm, that sounds much better than being a sanitation worker.

Press the fire button, and two laser beams hit the black mole—no, the shit meteorite.

This is similar to reality; as long as there is no atmospheric interference, laser weapons can hit exactly where they are pointed.

The fecal meteorite was slightly red and deformed, but it still stubbornly stuck to the intestinal wall.

Liu Zheng nodded slightly and pressed the launch button again.

Two more laser beams shot out, and this time the shit meteorite was finally shattered.

On the display screen in front of me, the score had increased by 100 points, just like that dung meteorite the size of a building I had just seen.

It seems that if you want to get a high score, you really can't let this intestinal star belt go to waste.

After being shattered by the shit meteorite, the appendix seemed much lighter, accelerating past the fighter jet before returning to the hemorrhoid planet along an elliptical trajectory, where it was swallowed back by the gaping hole.

Seeing this, Liu Zheng recalled some of the sexually transmitted behaviors he had heard about, and couldn't help but feel nauseous.

He quickly turned his attention back to what was in front of him, lest his limited imagination wander into the infinite expanse of space.

After advancing a few more seconds, the dozens of hemorrhoid planets not far away suddenly trembled, and a bottomless black hole opened up on the surface of the planets.

With a continuous series of "poof poof poof" sounds, countless jets of energy shot out from the planet, converging into a yellowish-brown galaxy that rushed towards the fighter jet.

"Fuck!"

Looking at the torrent of yellow mixed with a lot of black, Liu Zheng couldn't help but swear.

No wonder they say regular bullets are useless; even if he presses the fire button until it smokes, he still can't destroy the entire Xiang River.

Since it's already so messy, can't the sewer just pull it out by itself?