Why was I assigned to be a horse girl?

The noblewoman held Fei Tu Hu Po's small hand, her expression as if she were thanking a chivalrous hero who had avenged her blood feud: "This time, this guy finally got a real beating!"

Fei Tu Hu Po couldn't keep up with the noblewoman's leaping thoughts for a moment, and could only let out a puzzled nasal sound: "Huh? Huh?"

The lady put her arm around Fei Tu Hu Po's shoulder and whispered, "What are you laughing at... Those laymen at the door might not be able to tell, but do you think I wouldn't? The way you walk so unsteadily, it must be a sign of overworking your thighs..."

The noblewoman's logic was meticulous and her thinking was flawless.

"Even a triple crown racehorse like you has become like this. In comparison, how can Kotobuki Toru be any better off?"

The noblewoman looked at the tigress beside her, who was clearly no respectable horse girl, and said, "You fat rabbit, you must be very fierce, right?"

"..."

Fei Tu Hu Po's body stiffened slightly. Looking at the expectant noblewoman, the girl stammered, "Don't look at me like this, I... I'm super brave..."

The noblewoman, the elegant and refined Junyi, and the peak all applauded in unison.

"As expected of amber."

"I knew you could do it!"

"Very energetic! Well done! You didn't lose any points!"

Fei Tu Hu Po responded with a bitter smile.

Just kidding! How could you say you're no good in front of your close friends?!

Although Amber's affirmative answer didn't sound entirely certain, the noblewoman had no doubt about it.

After all, when Uma Musume (a horse girl) faces off against a human, isn't the only outcome Uma Musume can win?

Even a simple, cute, and utterly unromantic horse racer like Oguri Hat always wins big when she encounters Kitahara Yutaka.

Moreover, Hitoko Amber is a horse girl who exudes qualities that can arouse men's desires and is clearly a skilled warrior.

That was definitely a huge win! Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng, was so excited about winning that he touched an electric wire!

"So, Amber, how did you manage to make Kotobuki fall head over heels for you? Tell me about it."

"Do I really need to explain that?!"

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Chapter 439 Haha, so this is how Kotobuki Toru is in front of you?

Sapporo Tressen, in a quiet corner where no one would notice.

A girl with long, crimson hair leaned against a rusty cast-iron fence, her fingertips fluttering like butterfly wings across her full lips. Her eyes narrowed slightly, a sly smile playing on her lips, and the words she uttered seemed to be coated with poison:

"Haha, so this is how Kotobuki Toru is in front of you? That man is a completely different person to me, you know. If you can accept that, then keep listening~"

The enchanting girl's tone was filled with undisguised boasting, while the girls sitting in front of her were men's childhood sweethearts and fiancées...

"Quack, I don't want to talk about this! I'm a pure love fan! Talking about this in front of all you ex-fiancées and childhood sweethearts... I feel like I'm going to turn into amber!"

With a frantic expression, Hitotsu Amber grabbed her long, crimson hair and shook it back and forth, trying to remind herself that she was neither a blond-haired girl nor a female cadre of some dark force.

"Pfft, go on, we can totally accept it."

The noblewoman, who bore the dual labels of "Kotobuki Toru's childhood friend" and "Kotobuki Toru's fiancée," waved her hand dismissively, even exclaiming excitedly, "Get to the point, get to the point!"

To everyone's surprise, the noblewoman, who should have been in the position of the victim, became even more excited...

"Ah, this world is beyond saving! If you write a story like this into a doujinshi, you'll be called a scumbag by perverts."

Fei Tu Hu Po sighed, but looking at the expectant lady in front of her, and the nobleman Jun Yi who had even pulled out his notebook, she had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue making things up: "At that time, Tou Tou grabbed my wrist..."

Jifeng frowned slightly: "Hmm? Wait a minute, didn't you catch Kotobuki Toru?"

Fei Tu Hu Po slapped her palm and quickly corrected herself: "Oh, right, it was me... I grabbed Tou Tou's left and right hands..."

However, before she could finish her sentence, the lady raised her hand again and questioned, "Fat Rabbit, there's at least a 20-centimeter height difference between you and Kotobuki Toru. By the same token, your arm spans should also differ by 20 centimeters... With such a huge difference, how can you still grab Kotobuki Toru's hands? Are you Spider-Man stopping a train?"

"Ugh, you listeners are so annoying! Can't you just ignore the details?"

"Thank goodness you didn't sell tickets, Fat Rabbit! If you were charging for storytelling, I'd be throwing rotten eggs at you!" The lady crossed her arms. "The way you're telling the story, I can't even picture it... No imagery whatsoever, thumbs down!"

Fei Tu Hu Po pouted, inwardly thinking: It would be amazing if you guys could even imagine what happened when it never actually happened...

Hitoko now regrets not telling the truth... To cover up her previous boasts, Hitoko simply made up a story by swapping the things she had done with the things Kotobuki had done, and then telling the story.

However, this approach also has significant drawbacks, namely that it is easy for others to spot the flaws—such as picking up the instrument after blowing it through, or claiming that he pressed down on the wrist of the instrument after blowing it through.

The flaw is very obvious!

Of course, Hitotsuko only dared to brag when Kotobuki wasn't around...

The lady just asked where Kotobuki Toru was... I shamelessly said that Kotobuki Toru had fainted and hadn't woken up yet, so I came to train alone.

The truth is that he wanted to take a break, so he used the excuse that "Lamborghini is too fuel-consuming, it's better to take the bus" to send Kotobuki Toru back to his villa to return the car.

Thus, we now find ourselves writing our own history books, but writing unofficial histories isn't easy. A smart person can immediately spot the unorthodoxy and rubbish in these unofficial histories...

Fortunately, the ladies and other female horse riders had a lot of confidence in their own physical abilities and believed that racehorses were the stronger side; otherwise, their boastful lies would have been exposed long ago.

But now that the ladies have become suspicious, the story can no longer be told.

So Fei Tu Hu Po quickly changed her story: "Oh dear... I've been so close to Tou Tou these past few days that I've forgotten a lot of details. Please allow me to make it up again, or rather, please allow me to recall it... I'll continue telling you later."

The noblewoman shrugged slightly, tacitly approving of Scarlet Amber's delay: "You fat rabbit, don't even think about running away!"

Hitoko Amber nodded with a wry smile: "Speaking of which... this summer training camp has only just begun, right? Aren't you all going to relax a bit? Are you all competing here so early in the morning?"

The noblewoman had excellent observation skills, and Hitotsu Amber was also good at assessing situations. Looking at the high boots on the noblewoman's feet that matched her winning outfit, Hitotsu Amber knew that the noblewoman was definitely not just running around like she was completing a task today.

The lady stood up and stretched her limbs, then adopted a teacher's tone and said, "The holidays are when the real difference shines! This is the time to see who is more self-disciplined! I am a self-disciplined racehorse girl."

Looking at the radiant noblewoman, Fei Tu Hu Po wished she could dig a hole in the ground and disappear right there and then...

I and Kotobuki barely left the house for two days. I almost got dehydrated even after drinking five liters of water a day. Compared to the noblewoman, I'm practically decadent...

"Hehe, Amber, just listen to what Donna says. For a racehorse girl, everything is a form of training..."

Upon hearing the lady's words, Jifeng let out a cold laugh: "They're not without training while on a beach vacation, are they? They're quite efficient at dragging tires on the beach, and they also train by swimming 2 kilometers underwater in 10 minutes, which can both exercise and protect their knees... Dongna, you haven't been in the water to this day, so you just can't swim."

"No, I'm just honing my skills." The noblewoman said coldly, "Jifeng, you're being a bit too talkative. Let me tell you, the reason I'm training like this is so I can beat you again in the next match..."

Having already lost to the noblewoman multiple times, Jifeng's face flushed red: "Hmph, do you think you can keep winning? It's decided! I'll train exactly like you these days, and then on the field for your third championship! I'll defeat you fair and square!"

The noblewoman has always had a talent for provoking others' anger. This voluptuous racehorse girl didn't even glance at the challenge from the peak, but instead turned her head directly to look at Hitotsu Amber: "You fat rabbit, you're my target! You just wait."

Fei Tu Hu Po was already the type who didn't care about having too much debt, so she simply shrugged and said, "Come on, I'm waiting for you."

Jifeng squeezed between the two, incredulous: "What about me?"

Gao Shangjunyi added insult to injury, "Sister, you should be considered the third party..."

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Chapter 440 Acting President, Hitotsu Amber

After a period of chaotic commotion, Jifeng, full of fighting spirit, shouted that he wanted to go to the ranking arena to practice with Fei Tu Hu Po and the noblewoman, and let the two of them see his true strength.

Unfortunately, while you can be ranked with a noblewoman in the Peak Ranking Tournament, you can't encounter Amber.

Because Hitoko Amber transferred her student status to Treson in the United States last season, her ranking score and rank dropped back to 0. Therefore, Hitoko Amber will have to participate in ranked matches all over again this season.

It is precisely because the ranking starts from Iron rank, and she first has to compete against a group of newbie racer girls, that Hito Kohaku is not afraid at all despite her leg injury and a lot of debuffs!

However, before the rankings began, Hitoko Amber was found by the racehorse girl from Central Treisen.

"Hito-senpai, Hito-senpai!" Just as Hito-kobo took her shoes out of her shoe bag and was about to start rehearsing, a racehorse girl with light golden hair came running over carrying a large stack of documents. She stopped abruptly three meters away from Hito-kobo, her sneakers dragging on the ground with a screeching sound.

Her chest heaved, her hair still damp with the heat of the cicadas outside. She thrust the files forward, her fingertips almost touching the bow on Fei Tu Hu Po's chest: "I've finally found you, senior! I didn't know where you'd been these past two days..."

Hearing the horse girl's call, Hitotsu Amber paused for a moment before pressing the ranking button, then looked at the unfamiliar horse girl with a puzzled expression: "Looking for me?"

"Mmm." The blonde racehorse girl stopped slowly in front of Hitotsu Amber and handed over the documents in her arms with both hands: "The student council has accumulated quite a lot of documents these past two days!"

"Wow, so many? What do you want from me? For documents from the Secretariat, ask Little Chestnut Hat; for documents from the Service Department, ask Super Creek."

Just looking at all those piles of documents gave Amber a headache, especially after these two days of staying home all the time; the sight of these documents made her want to vomit...

Especially these past two days, my mind has been completely blank, and then filled with Qin Chui Tou. The two words that Fei Tu Hu Po said the most were "Tou Tou" and the thing that came to mind the most was "Tou Tou, don't go to Tou Tou anymore."

It's really quite difficult to suddenly get my head back on track...

But the blonde racehorse girl had no idea how hard Hitoko had worked, and she pushed the documents in her hand forward even further, almost touching Hitoko's soft chest.

She had her own reasons: "Senior Fei Tu, you don't need to refuse anymore. Before coming to see you again, I had already gone to see Senior Xiao Li Mao and Senior Super Xiao Xi once."

"Huh? What did they say?"

The blonde horse girl was clearly annoyed: "Those two are vacationing at a seaside hotel. Senior Oguri Hat is catching seafood, and Senior Super Creek is selling sunscreen... Although they are doing different things, their answers are the same."

"For big issues, just come to me; for small issues, go to Fei Tu Hu Po. That's what they say."

Hitotsu Amber grimaced as she listened, instinctively taking the documents from the blonde racehorse girl while casually asking, "So what kind of big deal is this?"

"For example, foreigners attacking in ironclad warships, or Godzilla coming back to life."

The blonde racehorse girl answered Hitoko's question smoothly without even thinking. Since she could answer so quickly, it was clear that this racehorse girl was the type who took things very seriously. She had also asked the two student council vice presidents about Hitoko's question.

"Uh, why don't you just say you're coming to me for everything? If Godzilla really comes back to life... what use are the two of them?"

Now Hitsuko could understand the blonde racer girl's displeasure. Although it was a good thing that Oguri Hat and Super Creek were willing to delegate authority, Hitsuko suddenly felt that this "power" was not so appealing when they pushed the work onto her in this way.

"Let me see what it is first."

Hibiki Amber opened the document in her hand. "A beach singing competition? They need funding?"

"Yes, it is said that it is held every year, and everyone sings to determine the best female horse racer."

"That's a great event! I love singing!" Hitoko took the pen from the blonde racehorse girl, flipped to the last page of the first document, and quickly signed her name on the [Student Council Leader] section.

"You signed it already?"

Fei Tu Hu Po pulled out the signed documents, rearranged them, and placed them under the last book. She then opened the next book and asked, "What's the next one?"

"Senior Zhou specifically suggested holding a competitive eating contest on the beach... We need to hire a chef and provide ingredients, and we also need to use funds."

Fei Tu Hu Po is also a foodie, so she naturally agreed with the event. "It's a good thing! Everyone can enjoy some seafood... By the way, remember to make a few more slogans about saving food. When it comes to food, I'm not afraid that everyone will eat it, I'm just afraid that everyone will waste it."

Just like the previous book, Hitotsu Amber signed it quickly.

"The next offer is from Venus, who wants to be the exclusive sponsor of a summer fashion show and provide us with..."

"Swish, swish, swish."

Hishiko Amber's calligraphy flowed smoothly and effortlessly, but the blonde racehorse girl standing in front of her couldn't hold back any longer. Her beautiful brows furrowed like dumpling pleats. "Hey, Hishiko Amber, forgive my overstepping... but senpai, you didn't even read it, did you? How can you approve documents like this?!"

"Huh?" Hitoko looked at the blonde racehorse girl who was inexplicably even more annoyed. "Didn't you tell me everything? What am I supposed to look at then?"

"Slap!" The blonde racehorse girl couldn't help herself and, under the shocked gazes of the noblewoman and Jifeng, lightly tapped the top of Hitotsu Amber's head with a chop.

"Ugh, I can't take it anymore! You seniors are all so careless, so sloppy, and so perfunctory."

After pounding on Hitokohaku like hitting a coconut filled with water, before Hitokohaku even reacted, the blonde racehorse girl started pulling on her tail and spinning in place...

"Waaah, I was hoping to see how the student council operates and improve my problem-solving skills... but now it seems like they're not normal people at all!"

Fei Tu Hu Po looked completely innocent, but seeing the horse girl spinning around like crazy, she quickly admitted her mistake: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, my fault... I'll watch it again now, I'll watch it carefully, you can supervise me from the side."

After saying that, Hitoko took out the first document and read it aloud: "Request for approval of funding for the Teresa Good Voice Contest during the Teresa Summer Camp in Japan. This is the title."

"That's not how you see it, senior! You have to look at it from the perspective of font size, font weight, first-line indentation, and other aspects!"

"what?"

Hitotsu Amber stared in disbelief... In her heart, she also thought of an adjective that could be used to describe this horse girl—obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Or a perfectionist.

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