Original God: Using a vest knife to make players and game characters cry

“We are travelers from other countries, and we just arrived in Inazuma today.”

There was nothing to hide, so Ying told Yunling everything.

Although it was their first time meeting, Ying felt a sense of warmth towards the other person and instinctively developed a liking for her.

"You're from another country?!"

Yunling's eyes lit up instantly, just like Paimon's expression when he saw the barbecue skewers.

"Uh-huh, what's wrong?"

"Then you must have been to many countries?"

Yunling stared at Ying with her big, bright eyes, her expression saying: I'm so curious, I want to know, can you tell me?

Ying coughed and gave Paimon a resentful glance, who was drooling over the skewers of grilled meat.

"That's a long story..."

"It's alright, there's still plenty of time. Let's sit down and eat together, and you can tell me about what other countries are like!"

Since that was their original intention, Ying and Paimon naturally wouldn't refuse.

The two sat down on the beach with Yun Ling.

Yunling handed the freshly grilled skewers to Paimon, who was overjoyed to finally get the skewers he had been longing for.

The skewers burst with juice as soon as you bite into them. They're not dry at all. I don't know what kind of seasoning they used, but it blends perfectly with the meat. One bite and you feel incredibly satisfied!

"good to eat!"

Paimon had never eaten such delicious kebabs before, and his cute little face was full of happiness.

Ying glanced at Paimon with disdain. Was it really that exaggerated?

She also picked up a string of skewers and put it in her mouth. Soon, Ying understood why Paimon had that expression.

It's so delicious! Even better than Xiangling's!

Seeing their expressions, Yunling felt a surge of pride.

She enjoys cooking, not only because she wants to eat what she makes, but also because she enjoys the happy expressions on the faces of the diners who eat her food.

"Hmph, let me tell you, I, Yun Ling, am the best cook among all the wives of rice farmers. Many people know that!"

Yunling was absolutely right. Many wealthy families wanted to hire her to cook a meal.

Even the Yae-no-kyo priest of the shrine would invite me to the shrine whenever we met.

I'm afraid visiting is just an excuse; what I really want is to cook something delicious for her myself.

She's very clever; how could she possibly fall for such a trick?

"Come on, these are all baked too, Paimon, eat up. In Inazuma, it's not easy to get a meal made by me."

Paimon held several skewers in one hand, taking a bite from one skewer on the left and another from the right, thoroughly enjoying himself.

"Yun, Yunling, you eat too."

Paimon handed the skewers on the right to Yunling.

As Yunling flipped the skewers over the fire, she said, "I have some too. I prepared quite a lot, and there will be more after we finish eating."

While eating, Ying asked, "Speaking of which, Yunling, why are you having a barbecue here all by yourself?"

Yunling: "I originally prepared this for everyone in the Huanglong Sect, but our leader was arrested by the Fengxing Office today, and the others are not here. I was originally going to take it to find Zaoyou, but I heard that she came to the island. I couldn't find her here, so we can't waste the food. Let's have a barbecue here."

"Luckily I ran into you guys, otherwise these ingredients wouldn't be fresh by tomorrow."

Ying didn't forget her promise to Yunling, and she and Paimon told Yunling about their journey.

Ying's journey is full of excitement, and Yun Ling listened attentively, her eyes filled with longing.

"Yunling, have you never been to other countries?"

"I used to live in Inazuma. When I got a little older and just wanted to go abroad, I didn't expect Inazuma to suddenly close its borders."

Yunling sighed. She had indeed wanted to visit other countries before, but she forgot about the time when the country was closed, so she didn't get to go.

I didn't get to know the other users.

It has to be said that it's still a bit of a shame.

"By the way, Ying, do you guys drink?"

"liquor?"

Ying and Paimon were both shocked. Yunling didn't look that old, yet she could drink alcohol?

Yun Ling took out a jar and several bowls from the Eye of God space.

Ying looked at Yun Ling's posture; this was clearly the kind of drinking only the crew members on their ship would do. She hadn't expected Yun Ling to do it too…

Just as Ying was wondering if this was a bit too extravagant, Yun Ling had already poured out three bowls.

Looking at the milky white soup in the bowl, it neither resembled nor tasted like wine.

"This is... wine?"

Paimon picked up a bowl and brought it close to his nose to smell it. There was indeed a slight smell of alcohol, but only a very slight one.

I took a sip, and it was sweet!

"It's sweet fermented rice balls, no, there are no rice balls, it's sweet fermented rice soup!"

Ying also picked up a bowl and drank it. The cooled fermented rice soup was very thirst-quenching, especially suitable for drinking while eating barbecue!

Moreover, this bowl of "wine" tastes even better!

……

After a barbecue, the three of them, full of food and drink, lay down on the beach together. Paimon, the youngest, squeezed between the other two.

"Hiccup~"

Paimon, having finished eating, burped, his little body trembling, which made Yunling and Ying burst into laughter.

"Ying, aren't you guys planning to leave the island? Come on, I'll take you there!"

Ying: "But don't we need to go through some paperwork?"

"Hey, that's easy. I'll just ask my sister to help me get one. She's really good at this."

Paimon, feeling very full, lay down and asked:

"But the guards won't let us go!"

Yun Ling chuckled: "No problem, watch me!"

Chapter 77 The Traveler Swept Along the Way

The three of them lay on the beach for a while until it got dark.

In this kind of weather, lying on the beach with the cool sea breeze blowing, both Ying and Paimon felt drowsy.

Yunling was right next to Paimon and poked Paimon's bulging belly with her index finger.

Paimon is small and very cute; she loves to be held.

She often hugs Mondstadt's Vest, but because of her character design, she can't do that in Liyue. They're not that close yet, but she'll definitely hug her and cuddle her properly after a while!

"Paimon, how come you can eat so much food when you look so small?"

Paimon, lying there, didn't want to move and said, "Paimon has two stomachs, one for eating and one for eating delicious food!"

two?

But Paimon's quantity is clearly more than just two people, right?

Seeing that Paimon's little eyes were about to close, Yunling shook her little body.

"Get up, Paimon. I'll take you away from the island, then we can go to my house and sleep some more."

Paimon rubbed his eyes, slowly floated up, and yawned.

I wasn't that sleepy at first, but it was so comfortable lying here that I almost fell asleep without realizing it.

All three of them stood up. Since their things had already been packed, they were ready to leave immediately.

"Keep up."

With Ying and Paimon by her side, Yunling arrived at the edge of the island.

"Halt! Please show your island departure permit. Oh, it's Boss Yun..."

Sure enough, the guards kept the island tightly surrounded, both day and night.

The guards, who had been stern, immediately changed their attitude and softened their tone when they saw that it was Yun Ling.

Do you even realize how valuable a chef is who can create outrageous dishes?

Yun Ling took out a token from her hand: "Look, this is the token of General Kujo Saro, a general under the General. She wants me to come to these two to carry out the orders of the Heavenly Commander."

The guard took the token; it was indeed Lord Kujo Sara's, but…

They are here on the orders of the magistrate, and they cannot bear the responsibility if anything happens to them.

Seeing their hesitation, Yunling took out two pieces of paper from her bosom.

It features her signature greatsword and portrait.

"Here, with this token, you can come to me for a nice meal."

The two guards exchanged a glance, clearly somewhat tempted.

That was a delicacy made by Boss Yunling. They never forgot it after they bought a serving and tried it.

Moreover, Boss Yun said that it won't be just one dish, but a whole meal!

Damn it, why am I so tempted?

嗏

Yun Ling grew impatient and drew her enormous sword.

The two guards immediately changed their expressions, took a step back, and made way for each other.

"Young Master Yun, please—"

It's clear they've come from the heart.

You should know that Yun Ling is not only famous for her cooking skills in Daoqi, but also for her somewhat violent nature.

But they didn't resort to unreasonable demands; they even had connections in higher positions…

Yun Ling: "..."

Why didn't you do this earlier?

After handing the two "tokens" to the two people, Yun Ling said, "They are only valid for seven days. They will expire after seven days."

"Don't worry, little boss, we'll go tomorrow or the day after."

Yunling sheathed her greatsword and turned to look at Ying and Paimon.

"Let's go, Ying, and Paimon too!"

Ying and Paimon quickly followed, and once they were far away from the guards, Paimon couldn't resist his curiosity and asked:

"Yunling, that greatsword you just used was so awesome! What's its name?"

Yun Ling took out the greatsword again: "Paimon, you have good taste. I melted down three greatswords to forge this. Its name is 'Suibian' (meaning 'whatever').

"Hey, whatever?"

"Yeah, when the forging master asked me to come up with a name, I just said it offhand, and he actually printed those two characters on it. But whatever, it's fine."

Paimon looked at the greatsword, which was even taller than Yunling's, and wondered how Yunling could wield it.

Ying followed Yunling as they walked, and asked again, "Yunling, are we going to your house?"

"of course."

"convenient?"

Yunling was stunned for a moment, then slapped her forehead: "Oh dear, I forgot to tell you. I actually live with my sister. There are two beds there. When we go later, I'll sleep with my sister, and you'll sleep with Paimon."