I really don't know how this person passed the initial recruitment process as an unofficial employee.
"Number 2, tell us your impressions."
In fact, Wu Xuan's first reaction was similar to Gui Nan's.
So many people are desperate to get into the Administration Bureau, isn't it all for the high welfare and benefits?
But after Gui Nan answered, Wu Xuan realized he couldn't say that by observing the examiner's expression.
The examiners don't like to hear these things!
He changed the subject, and said with a wry look in his eyes, "What has impressed me most in the past few years of work is the sense of honor and mission of my colleagues."
"We are the guardians against madness, standing tall in the darkness, yearning for the light, and ready to burn ourselves at any time to bring a better future to the people."
"I am constantly enveloped by this sense of mission in the Administration Bureau, and I am determined to do my duty to the best of my ability. We will always remember this great responsibility and dedicate our lives to the Empire!"
The examiner didn't even look up: "Hmm."
Holy crap! Wu Xuan felt his blood pressure rising.
What I just said was a spontaneous, impromptu speech delivered on the spur of the moment.
When he said it, I really felt a surge of excitement for a moment, as if my whole body was glowing.
The result was just another "hmm".
Why? !
"Number 3, you have the shortest working time among the three candidates. Tell me your impressions of you." The examiner asked Chen Moxin kindly.
Chen Moxin thought for a while, then smiled and looked at the one-way glass next to her: "As for me, the people who have left the deepest impression on me in the past few months of work are of course my colleagues."
"For example, the judge in charge of our group, if there really are angels in this world, they would pale in comparison to Miss Luo Lingyou. Nothing has impressed me more than her stunning beauty."
After saying that, he clasped his hands together in front of his heart and made a heart shape with the glass.
On the other side of the glass, Luo Shoucheng and the others were dumbfounded.
Wow, you're really brave!
He openly flirted with the judge during the interview...
Having worked in this bureau for so many years, this is the first time I've seen such a brave person!
Luo Shoucheng said awkwardly, "Xiao Luo, Chen Moxin is probably a little nervous because it's his first time interviewing for a permanent position. He's just talking nonsense. Don't take it to heart."
Luo Lingyou snorted: "Come on, this damn liar can spout sweet talk all he wants. Do you think I'd believe him? I'm not that stupid."
Women are sometimes very strange.
Chen Moxin was clearly talking nonsense.
Luo Lingyou knew he was talking nonsense.
But the corners of her mouth still unconsciously curled up slightly.
At this moment, Luo Shoucheng seemed to have thought of something and tentatively asked, "Xiao Luo, did you and Chen Moxin run into each other this morning?"
Luo Lingyou shrugged: "Hmm, I ran into him at the cafeteria for breakfast. I told him I would come to see his interview."
At that moment, Luo Shoucheng suddenly realized the truth.
So that’s it!
Chen Moxin wasn't talking nonsense; he had a plan!
As an unqualified and unconnected contract worker, his chances of being promoted to a permanent position are slim.
He ran into Luo Lingyou at breakfast today and learned that the other party would come to watch his interview, which gave him an idea.
Since it's unlikely I'll get a permanent position this time, I might as well use this interview as an opportunity to say some flattering things to please her.
Girls, whether it's true or not, will be happy as long as they're praised.
Girls are such strange creatures.
As for why he wanted to curry favor with Luo Lingyou...duh, it's to build a relationship!
Of all the big shots in the bureau, Chen Moxin only knew Luo Lingyou.
As long as you make her happy, when she goes back and talks about Chen Moxin to her mother, even if it's just a brief mention, getting a permanent position is practically guaranteed.
That's a super important person who sits in the first row at meetings.
So Chen Moxin had planned this all along!
He strategically skipped the interview, not seeking immediate success, but using it to build a closer relationship with Luo Lingyou and prepare for the future.
Everyone thought he was on the first floor, but he was actually on the second floor!
Chapter 37 I'm in the atmosphere, you're in the first layer.
After discussing "the most memorable thing at work," the interviewer posed a fourth question: "Let's look at a real-life example."
"I think everyone has heard of the 'Sand Witch' case that happened on April 11th last year."
"Our field officers encountered fierce resistance from the Sand Witch during their pursuit of her, resulting in casualties. Two of our comrades were killed in the witch's psionic attack."
"In accordance with relevant regulations, our bureau immediately activated the emergency plan, deactivated the lethal weapons, and ultimately killed the Sandstorm Witch."
"But afterwards, the family of the Sandstorm Witch came to our door, gathered a large number of people to protest in front of our bureau, claiming that our bureau had overstepped its bounds, and even set up a memorial tablet, demanding that the relevant person in charge come out and kneel down to apologize."
"At the time, many media outlets cut out the details of the incident and maliciously amplified our bureau's action of killing the witch, while remaining completely silent about the witch's resistance to arrest, which led to the sacrifice of our comrade. This caused a very negative social impact, and the entire internet was condemning us."
"I would like to ask you all, if you were the decision-makers at that time, how would you have dealt with this frenzy?"
"Number 1, you go first."
This problem is far more complex than the previous ones, and Guinan, being in position 1, doesn't have enough time to think and is already a bit overloaded with his brain.
He scratched his head and stammered, "Um... well... I think the first thing to consider is calming the family's resentment... They've lost someone in their family, so they're bound to be very emotional... We should try to understand."
"Since they've clearly stated their demand that the person in charge come out and kneel... well... let's just have to make him do that for now... respect for the deceased is paramount, don't you think? This will also make subsequent communication with the deceased's family easier..."
Inside and outside the interview room, from the other two candidates to the two examiners, and even the few onlookers behind the glass, the same two words popped into everyone's mind—useless.
"Number 2, what would you do?"
It was quite a coincidence that Wu Xuan worked in the archives of the logistics department, and he had just read the case file of the Mad Sand Witch before, so he was quite familiar with the details of the case.
How to answer? That's too easy.
There are already standard answers available.
Just take what the bureau did last year and polish it a bit.
With a resolute expression, Wu Xuan said righteously, "As an official institution of the empire, we should always respect the dignity and rights of citizens, but that does not mean we can tolerate all demands without any limits."
"The demands of the deceased's family are clearly unreasonable. We should send negotiators to patiently explain the situation at the time, reason with them, and appeal to their emotions so that they can understand our actions."
"At the same time, in response to the negative impact on society, our bureau should give full play to the transparency of our work, hold a press conference as soon as possible, give a detailed and complete announcement of the case, quell public opinion as soon as possible, and let the innocent clear their names."
"Furthermore, the fact that the other party gathered a large number of people constitutes an illegal assembly, but our bureau does not have jurisdiction over routine public order. This matter should be immediately notified to the Public Security Bureau so that they can send a police officer to handle it."
The words fell.
Needless to say.
with no doubt.
Not surprisingly.
"Ah."
Wu Xuan: "......"
The examiner looked at Chen Moxin and asked kindly, "Number 3, what about you? If you were the decision-maker at that time, what would you have done?"
Chen Moxin revealed a bright and cheerful smile: "April 11th, just in time for spring, the fields are short of fertilizer... I'll reward them with a road roller!"
...
"Hahahaha!" On the other side of the glass, Luo Lingyou burst into laughter.
Luo Shoucheng asked, somewhat bewildered, "Xiao Luo, what's wrong?"
Luo Lingyou clutched her stomach, laughing so hard she couldn't straighten up: "He's so funny!"
The team leaders looked at each other in bewilderment.
Girl, what's so funny about this?
He just said he'd use a road roller to crush the protesters into mincemeat, and you suddenly burst out laughing.
...
"Let's look at another real case, which happened in our bureau last year."
"Imagine you are a male employee in our department. One day, you are suddenly accused by a female colleague of molesting her."
“You know very well that this is a baseless accusation. The other party is just competing with you for the same promotion opportunity and is trying to suppress you through this means.”
"At this point, your supervisor intervened. She spoke to you privately, saying that harmony is the priority in the company and she didn't want to escalate the situation. She asked you to apologize to this female colleague and reconcile. She offered to give her the promotion opportunity first and then compensate you later."
"As someone who has been falsely accused, what would you do when faced with a supervisor who wants to talk to you and the strange looks from your colleagues?"
"Number 1, you go first."
Gui Nan lowered his head and said timidly, "A good man doesn't fight with a woman. If she's a girl, let her have her way. I will apologize to her and make peace, and promise not to bother her again. Otherwise, it will be my responsibility if the situation escalates."
"Useless." This time, even the examiner couldn't hold back and muttered it out loud.
"Number 2, what about you?"
Wu Xuan clenched his fist and said emphatically, "As men, we should act like gentlemen in our work and life, but that doesn't mean we should have no limits."
“False accusation is an extremely egregious act, not only an insult to my character but also a trampling on the spirit of the rule of law. I will take up legal weapons, find evidence to prove my innocence, and pursue this matter to the end!”
"Hmm." The examiner repeated the same word.
"Number 3, tell me what you would do."
Chen Moxin flashed that sunny and cheerful smile again, and her answer was very concise.
I'll slaughter her whole family!
"Cough cough..." The assistant examiner, who was drinking water, choked upon hearing this answer. "Cough cough cough... Number 3, we're not in a feudal society. How can you just kill someone's whole family like that? Is that reasonable?"
"But then again!" the examiner interrupted, praising with dramatic emphasis, "I think number 3's fighting spirit is highly commendable!"
"As the party being falsely accused, we are the victims and have done nothing wrong. We should not fall into the trap of proving ourselves."
"The act of killing the entire family... well, it may seem a bit abrupt... but in my opinion, it's precisely a symbol of daring to resist injustice!"
"As the saying goes, only a man in his prime can withstand all odds! Number 3 has the courage that our society lacks today! He deserves praise!"
After he finished speaking, the examiner applauded for Chen Moxin.
At this moment, Wu Xuan could no longer sit still.
He tolerated all those outrageous questions and answers before.
He accepted the praise when he saw his boss off on his final journey, but he kept quiet about it.
He tolerated being praised for arranging for a road roller to run over protesters.
Now Chen Moxin is planning to kill an entire family, and she's being praised for it???
Dude, are you kidding me? I'm the one who got in through connections!
I'm the one who spent ten pounds of gold to get a permanent position!
Even if we assume Chen Moxin also got in through connections, you can't be biased towards one person over the other, can you?!
Everyone gets in through connections, so why is it that he gets praised for spouting nonsense during his defense, while I only get "hmm" and "oh"?!
Just as Wu Xuan was about to lose his temper, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the examiner's slightly forced smile.
Suddenly, an extremely shocking thought appeared in Wu Xuan's mind.
Wait a minute!
I think I understand!
The examiner was covering for me!
You'll Also Like
-
Marvel: The game I made invaded reality...
Chapter 341 4 hours ago -
In American comics, being a police officer means every day is a holiday.
Chapter 318 4 hours ago -
In Douluo Continent, starting with two Divine Mights
Chapter 300 4 hours ago -
Naruto, Sunagakure Village: Prosperous Village, Strong People
Chapter 337 4 hours ago -
This game is playable! We're at the forefront of gossip online!
Chapter 108 4 hours ago -
In the dungeon game, I subdued all the monsters with my strength.
Chapter 271 4 hours ago -
A real heiress sets up a stall via livestream, and wealthy families line up to kneel before her.
Chapter 143 4 hours ago -
Bringing her ex-husband onto a reality show with her kids, this wealthy stepmother is having a blast
Chapter 185 4 hours ago -
Scammed while looking for a job via live stream, but then claimed as a relative by a wealthy family?
Chapter 387 4 hours ago -
After my divorce, I became a top-tier game producer.
Chapter 213 4 hours ago