Landed Xumi: There is no problem with my numbers!

Is it really just “some”?

Why do I feel that if there had been the slightest mistake, we would have been captured by the Fatui, or become food for the devil's leftovers?

He was extremely sure that even if the Paimon beside him had some other effects besides being edible, that thing would definitely not be "luck".

Feeling that the experience during this period was particularly exciting, Ying also sighed and said:

".After all, Liyue's history is quite complicated, and there are many remnants of various demon gods. What has happened in recent times should be considered normal.

If Paimon can really bring luck, then I just hope that we won’t run into such unexpected strong enemies so often during our journey to the remaining countries.”

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"Well, this must be a coincidence. I have never heard of any trace of the devil in Mondstadt.

Paimon thought that after we got there, at most we would run into some strange treasure-stealing groups.

We won't run into any Fatui Executors or Demon God remnants anymore."

"——I'm betting on my reputation as a 'lucky guide'.

If I continue to receive commissions like I do now after arriving in Mondstadt, I will skip a meal every day for a month!"

Recalling the thrilling experiences of the past few times, Paimon hesitated for a moment, and finally made this very determined oath.

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Well, this is indeed a terrible oath for Paimon.

But you have to eat at least five meals a day and a lot of snacks. Even if you skip one meal, it shouldn't have any impact, right?

Anyway, I felt that the guide beside me seemed to be really confident about the journey ahead.

Ying also relaxed a little, thinking that what he encountered in Liyue was probably just a coincidence.

"——By the way! Since we are leaving Liyue soon, how about we go and say goodbye to Researcher Lin Feng today?

He has helped us so much, if we really go to Mondstadt, won't we be able to see him again?"

It seems that I suddenly remembered something while recalling the past.

A white-haired ball floating in the air clapped its hands and made a rare suggestion that Ying thought was quite reliable.

"——If you think about it carefully, we were able to see the God of Rock thanks to the help of the Great Saint who conquered demons.

And we were able to see the Great Saint who conquers demons, thanks to the token that the guest official Zhongli gave us."

"Now that we have seen the Rock God, we still have so many gifts left.

How about asking Researcher Lin Feng to pass them on to that guest official Zhongli as a thank you gift while they are still fresh?"

Recalling the energy I put into those giant octopuses,

Paimeng, who had racked his brains to come up with gifts before, didn't want to waste the ingredients he had carefully selected.

".But are you sure that Mr. Zhongli will like these dishes?"

"When we had dinner at Bubulu before, I don't think we saw any seafood, right?"

After thinking about his previous experience briefly, Ying spoke with some uncertainty.

"Hehe, Ying, just trust me. Paimon's intuition tells me that Mr. Zhongli will definitely like this gift!

It's a rare opportunity to leave Liyue Harbor, so of course I should send some food that I don't normally have the chance to eat, so that it will be memorable, right?"

"——Besides, isn't Researcher Lin Feng a friend of Mr. Zhongli? We can just ask him in advance.

Maybe besides Mr. Zhongli, he will also like these gifts!"

It seems that the return gift from the God of Rock today has filled a certain white-haired boy with confidence.

Even though he still had a lot of "gifts that even gods would like", Paimon always felt a little unwilling if he didn't give them all away.

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"Well, although I should be able to use the earth anchor point to teleport back later,

But after all, he has helped us so much since we came to Liyue, so it is necessary to say goodbye."

".But when it comes to gifts, you should ask in advance. I always feel that there are probably not many people who can accept this kind of food."

After hesitating for a moment,

Ying, who still owed a lot of favors and even had the tendency to owe more and more, nodded and agreed to the proposal to say goodbye to Lin Feng.

But even after she tried it herself, she found that it tasted just as Xiangling had recommended it,

But in terms of taste, the feeling of the octopus tentacles wriggling slightly when biting it is still fresh in people's memory.

"Okay, let's go, let's go!"

"——Anyway, there is no result for the mission application we submitted yet, so we can just say goodbye to everyone today!"

He grabbed the blonde girl next to him.

Paimon, who seemed to be full of energy at all times, was in stark contrast to a little lizard that always dozed off after eating.

After a while.

Northwest of Liyue Harbor, Yujing Terrace.

After hearing what Little Yellow Hair and Paimon gave the old man as gifts,

Lin Feng looked at the plate of octopus tentacles in front of him, which were extremely full of vitality and still wriggling slightly, and he couldn't help but remain silent for a moment.

".Hmm. In order to avoid my misunderstanding, are you two sure that this was the gift you gave to the Rock God when you met him earlier?"

"——And to express your gratitude to Mr. Zhongli, you plan to give him all the remaining things?"

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It was like there were a thousand alpaca horses running wildly through his heart. Chaotic was not enough to describe Lin Feng's mood at the moment.

I thought that when it comes to Chinese New Year, Master Hu is already an expert when he puts candied haws in the fruit plate.

But now seeing Ying and Paimon in front of him, he felt that his imagination was still a little shallow.

"Hehe, this is the freshest giant octopus from Yunlai that Paimon asked Xiangling to help pick personally.

The recipe was also strictly restored one-to-one according to the one shared by the Fontaine newspaper, and even the God of Rock happily accepted it. "

"It's a pity that the conversation ended so quickly that I didn't have time to give out all the gifts. Otherwise, if I got a reward, I might be able to give you some."

Lin Feng: "."

No, I appreciate your kindness, but please don't take me with you when you go to Chitiandongwanxiang.

".Uh, if it's convenient, could you tell me which newspaper you got the information from?"

"It's a bit strange that the God of Rock likes Yunlai Giant Octopus, isn't it?"

After reviewing the reporting style of the Fontaine Steam Bird News in his mind, Lin Feng felt that such an outrageous thing would be unlikely to be published there.

"--Here! This is it! Paimon saved it carefully in order to check the recipe.

I have checked in the void before. Steambird News is the largest newspaper in Fontaine. There will be no problem with the report!"

As if thinking that the other party wanted to learn the specific recipe, Paimeng proudly took out the newspaper he carried with him and generously gave it to Lin Feng in front of him.

".Let me see, "Shocking! Rock God's mysterious menu exposed: seafood is his favorite, the story behind it is shocking!", from "Steam News"? "

".Steam U-News?"

？ ！！

"——No, where did you buy the newspaper? Isn't this a tabloid produced in Fontaine?!"

After all, he has been a god for such a long time, so his observation ability is naturally much better than before.

Lin Feng had seen many similar tricks in his previous life, and even fell for them himself.

The moment I got the newspaper, I discovered, somewhat amusingly, where the problem lay.

Chapter 337 Lin Feng: Wendy has done all kinds of bad things

"Ah?! Steam Uproar?"

"——So it's not the Steam Bird News?!!"

It seemed that it was not until Lin Feng reminded him that he finally discovered the blind spot.

Paimon, who had been full of confidence before, checked the newspaper in disbelief.

As if she was dazzled, she even went back and forth to the newspaper distribution office to read it many times.

But there is no doubt that no matter how many times you check it, the words on the newspaper will not change.

Faced with this irrefutable and tragic reality, a certain white-haired boy froze.

He looked blankly at Ying, who was standing beside him and also didn't notice anything wrong.

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"Oh, this is definitely the end."

"If the Rock God doesn't like seafood, then our gift-giving behavior just now won't be mistaken for a provocation, right?"

".Then the next step is to be blacklisted by Liyue and hunted by the Seven Stars and Thousand Rocks Army.

Then he was put on a wanted list in the Adventurer's Guild, and his portrait was sent to the Seven Kingdoms.

Finally, Ying and I, who were left with nowhere to go, had to wander in the wilderness to avoid being captured, and lived on raspberries every day."

Suddenly, they encountered the biggest crisis since their journey, and Paimon's brain entered an unprecedented high-speed operation state.

When she recalled the rumors about the fate of those who disrespected the gods,

The white-haired ball, who was full of energy just now, instantly wilted like a punctured balloon.

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".Well, it shouldn't be that bad.

At most, you just sent some food that the gods hate to eat, and you didn't mean any harm.

Now that the meeting is over, the biggest problem is probably this interview that misled you.

Since the God has given you a gift in return, it means that He is also able to sense your intentions."

"——Or should we first tell you how you came up with the idea of ​​sending seafood?

Then how did you find this newspaper?"

Although Wendy once mentioned at the banquet that the old man likes to eat seafood,

But judging from the atmosphere at the time, Ying and Paimon should be more inclined to think that it was a rumor that was difficult to tell true from false, and would not take it seriously.

But the timing of the appearance of this headline-filled newspaper that made them firm up their minds was too coincidental.

So much so that Lin Feng always felt that something was not right.

".Where is the newspaper from?"

It seemed that Lin Feng's words barely restored some of the white-haired boy's spirits.

Paimon, floating in the air, closed his eyes and propped up his head with his hands, thinking seriously about how he found this report.

After a while,

As if he finally remembered the scene at that time, Paimon froze and said awkwardly:

".If you think about it carefully, this newspaper was actually blown to me by the wind when I and Fantuan were on our way to Wanmin Hall for dinner."

".After I got it, I went to the void to confirm the professionalism of the Steam Bird Newspaper, and then told Ying about it, but who knew that this was not the Steam Bird Newspaper at all."

Lin Feng: "."

Okay, now the case is solved, I think I know who did it.

——In Liyue, if there is someone with the motive and means to commit the crime, it would be impossible to miss him even if you use your toes to guess.

Whether it was because he couldn't beat the old man in a drinking contest, or because he drank the special hangover tea and couldn't steal the old man's wine in a short period of time,

For a certain Mondstadt wine man who had done so many bad things, this method of revenge could be considered quite successful both in terms of concealment and harm.

——Of course, the premise of all this is that the little yellow-haired guy and Paimon in front of him did not come to the door, nor did they bring the conclusive "evidence" with them, otherwise they would definitely be caught.