Zongman: My five senses are connected with the proud daughter of the world

Xiao Qiuzi, please help me!

Even soldiers in modern human armies have certain requirements for cultural literacy, not to mention the Xianzhou Cloud Cavalry.

Don't think that Su Shang no longer needs to study after leaving school to join the Yunqi Army.

Obviously, Su Shang did not have an easy time during the days when their five senses were disconnected.

"I really don't know how you passed it before..." Jiang Lianqiu laughed in silence.

What he was referring to was naturally the fact that Su Chang had apparently become an official Cloud Cavalryman in the game.

"What do you mean before? I haven't passed it even once." Su Shang pouted, slapped the table with her little hands, and immediately began to feel sleepy again when she looked at the book in her hands.

"Xiao Qiuzi, you are so smart. You used to listen to my lectures. You can do it. Please help me with the test tomorrow!"

"Please, please, please~"

It is true that Jiang Lianqiu took a lot of Yunqi Army military knowledge courses with Su Shang. He was very curious about everything about Xianzhou. After learning the theories of other advanced civilizations, he also threw these things to the mechanical servants to see if there was anything they could refer to and use.

The result is - it really works.

The Yunqi Army's way of warfare is based on their abnormal physique that even if their heads fall off, they will only leave a scar the size of a bowl, but they can continue to be alive and kicking for a while after their heads are sewn back on. All this is thanks to abundance... Ugh, the origin of longevity and plague.

Although the mechanical servants do not have this ability, they do not have the concept of death. If the body is damaged, they only need to upload the memory data and send it to the backup body. In less than 18 years, they will be able to work again.

In short, both sides are fighting with their lives on the line...

You see, there's some truth to the saying that flesh and blood are weak and machines ascend.

Jiang Lianqiu was so frustrated that he had no choice but to agree: "This won't happen again. This is just the first time."

It’s a deal!

Su Chang's vision began to waver, and she could see two black ponytails passing through her sight. It was obvious that the girl was beaming with joy.

"By the way, Shang Shang, you still have to learn the meditation method of the Zeluo tribe." Jiang Lianqiu thought of another thing.

Su Shang was happily imagining getting full marks in tomorrow's exam and surprising everyone, but when she suddenly heard these words, her face turned bitter again.

"Why? Xiao Qiuzi, you won't take me with you during meditation anymore?"

Jiang Lianqiu told the other party that there was a cold-toned light ball in his brain.

"So I think this method should allow you to contact me if you encounter problems and I happen to have no contact with you."

"Maybe I can get you to come to my side?"

Although the latter sentence was just a joke, Jiang Lianqiu still had some expectations.

He himself didn't fully understand the strange principles behind this, so it would be nice to have Duo Suchang as a reference.

Su Shang's attention was completely on the other side.

She cried out, "Ah—!" "Xiao Qiuzi! You have another dog outside!"

“…How could you call yourself a dog?”

"Oh, that's right!" Su Shang scratched her head and smiled foolishly again, "No, no—"

"That's right~"

"No, no! Who is that extra guy?!"

"I don't know." Jiang Lianqiu spread his hands in a very confused manner, "I haven't contacted the other party yet, so I don't know if they are human or ghost."

Perhaps it was because she had gone from having the exclusive privilege to now having a competitor, the lazy Su Chang finally ignited her fighting spirit.

"Whatever! It's just the Zelo meditation method, they practice it!"

Jiang Lianqiu felt relieved that he had finally convinced the girl.

Suddenly, he turned and looked at the door of the room.

There was a gentle knock on the door.

After opening the door, Jiang Lianqiu raised his eyebrows when he saw Kasumigaoka Utaha standing outside 2.1.

The senior student had obviously taken a shower, and her waist-length hair, still wet, was draped behind her without a headband.

She was wearing a casual dress, and her voluptuous black legs were tightly pressed together without a single gap.

"Aren't you going to invite me in, Junior?"

Under the warm light in the corridor, Kasumigaoka Utaha slightly curved her eyebrows.

The sexy saxophone background music suddenly sounded...

Late at night, a beautiful woman knocks on the door after taking a shower, accompanied by the extremely ambiguous background music.

Jiang Lianqiu and Kasumigaoka Utaha's faces were visibly stiff.

Rubbing his brows, Jiang Lianqiu gritted his teeth and said, "Christina, it's you! Turn off the radio!"

Christina's wailing voice rang out from the corridor's broadcast, followed by Belfast's voice—

"Sorry to bother you, Master. I've knocked the child unconscious and am about to shove her into the barrel of a cannon and fire her towards Alpha Centauri."

Kasumigaoka Utaha almost ran away without covering her face...

Chapter 78: Come on, let’s hurt each other!

"You're pressing on my hair~"

This was the first coquettish sentence Jiang Lianqiu heard after waking up the next day.

Classic, so classic.

I believe that anyone who has a girlfriend with long flowing hair can understand this feeling.

Of course, if you don't have a girlfriend, then there's nothing to worry about.

Being stared at by a pair of beautiful wine-red eyes filled with anger right next to him, Jiang Lianqiu raised his arm and embraced Kasumigaoka Utaha into his arms.

“Be gentle…”

She took the initiative to put her forehead on Jiang Lianqiu's shoulder, raised her hand and circled it on his chest, and finally picked up a piece of hair and swept it across his delicate collarbone.

"Even if the prey comes to us, we still need the protection of the Geneva Convention. Isn't that right, you carnivorous scumbag?"

"This is the seventh strange title you've given me."

Jiang Lianqiu took the initiative to peck the corner of Kasumigaoka Shiyu's mouth, and his hand under the quilt showed signs of climbing over mountains and ridges again.

Enduring the strange feeling, Kasumigaoka Utaha took a deep breath and glanced at him again.

She took the initiative to pull the quilt down a little, exposing her skin to an extremely dangerous degree, then she took the mobile phone next to her and took a selfie with Jiang Lianqiu, putting their heads close together.

After letting Kasumigaoka Shiyu finish what she did, Jiang Lianqiu asked, "Do you still have this habit?"

"Humph!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha skillfully flipped through her contacts, found Eriri, and sent her the photo.

There is also a line of text -

Sawamura-san, your childhood sweetheart is awesome!

Jiang Lianqiu: “???”

He forgot that this woman was capable of doing such a thing!

She lifted the quilt and sat up, leaving Jiang Lianqiu with a back view that was so beautiful that it would be a pity not to use it for cupping. She noticed a new set of school uniforms that had been neatly placed on the bedside table next to her, and the corners of Kasumigaoka Shiyu's mouth twitched.

"Befa is a truly terrifying maid."

She took a brand new pair of black silk stockings in her hand, which had not even been unpacked. After opening the package and feeling the texture, her eyes became more and more strange.

"This doesn't seem like something human technology could have done. Hey, Junior, is it really okay to let your maid use alien technology for something like this?"

As she spoke, she gracefully lifted her leg, deliberately striking a seductive pose, hooking her fingertips on the black stockings and pulling them upwards bit by bit.

A lotus foot that can be held in one hand even touched Jiang Lianqiu's chest with its toes.

"You don't want to go to school today?" Jiang Lianqiu put his hands behind his head.

Kasumigaoka Utaha raised her eyebrows provocatively: "You don't mind? But the premise is... Junior must be able to handle a certain frizzy dog."

As soon as he finished speaking, the door was suddenly kicked open violently.

Eriri's golden twintails bounced up and down with her heavy breathing, and her fingers gripping her phone were nearly crushing the screen.

"Xia! Zhi! Qiu! Poetry! Rain!"

"How dare you provoke me with such obscene photos!"

Instead of covering her body, Kasumigaoka deliberately leaned back, supporting her upper body with her arms, allowing the golden morning light to shine on her delicate body.

She licked her fingertips, then feigned disappointment and said, "Tsk, it came so fast."

Glancing at the clothes scattered on the ground, Ying Lili gritted her teeth, took out a paintbrush, and smiled sinisterly.

"You want me to write a word of flesh on your forehead? I guarantee you won't be able to wipe it off even if you rub your skin off!"

Imagine Kasumigaoka COSing as Kashiwazaki Sena with a meat character on her head... Jiang Lianqiu's eyes suddenly lit up.

Noticing this, Kasumigaoka Utaha's face stiffened. "Hey, hey, Zha Zha-kun, you're not really interested in this, are you?"

She glanced at Eriri again, her tongue curling deliberately. "Last night, from the entrance to the bathroom and then back here, I can't remember the exact number of times. And after you satisfied yourself, you just let me be teased by Sawamura-san?"

At the end, she covered her face and cried, "Oh! How cruel! Such a cruel scumbag!"

"that……"

Jiang Lianqiu raised his hand.

Kasumigaoka Utaha opened her fingers a little, revealing her eyes: "What's wrong, have you felt guilty?"

"No, no, no." Jiang Lianqiu shook his head. "I just want to say, Senior Sister, it's better for you to recover. Yinglili is really not suitable for you. It would be better to change her to Yinglili."

"See? You sow!" Eriri said proudly, hands on her hips. "Your pretense is useless!"

The corner of Kasumigaoka Utaha's eye twitched.

"How dare you say that, Golden Retriever? With a body shape so thin that even time travel can't change it, do you have the right to say that about me? My chest size has increased by one percentage point, and the lines of my legs are more perfect!"

Having her sore spot touched, Eriri grew increasingly angry and angry. Just as she was about to start painting, she saw Kasumigaoka Utaha magically unfold a notebook in her palm and mutter, "Want me to arrange a wonderful day for you where you get awful bad luck every half hour?"

"Come on! Let's hurt each other! Who's afraid of who? Today I'm going to write the word 'meat' on your forehead!"

A hint of cunning flashed in Jiang Lianqiu's eyes.

Sure enough, instead of letting the two of them team up to fight him, it would be better to let them fight among themselves.

Eriri is too easily distracted, and as for Kasumigaoka Utaha, she certainly shows signs of cooperation, but it doesn't matter.

After all, the two of them fought each other, allowing him to reap a lot of benefits while also being able to watch the show.

"I am truly a sinful man."

Jiang Lianqiu sighed like this and took the initiative to restore the communication between his five senses and Su Shang.

In an instant, Su Shang's energetic voice rang in Jiang Lianqiu's mind.

Xiao Qiuzi! You're just in time! Hurry up and get ready for my exam—Wow, what's going on! ?

Is Xiao Shizi upset about something? Why is she writing on her head? Does Xiao Lizi have a leg cramp? Why is she spinning on the ground?

"They are cultivating feelings, don't worry about it."

Jiang Lianqiu stood up slowly, put on his clothes, and his attention was slightly tilted towards Su Shang.

After discovering that Su Shang had already started answering the questions, he glanced at the girl's test paper.

"That... Shang Shang..."

Ok?

"Didn't you notice that you even wrote your name wrong?"

——!!!!!!

He finally understood why Su Shang failed the exam even though he had enough military knowledge.

Not to mention the typos all over the paper, even your own name is wrong. There's no way you can pass the exam like this!