They've already fought their way through the Holy Grail War, and you still call them dragons?

San Wu Niu pointed at the screen and said, "Do you want to take another look at what this development is... They are gone."

"What!" Su Enxi lowered her head and looked again. There was no young boy or girl in deep love on the surveillance video. The seat was empty.

Su Enxi realized something was wrong, and then she moved quickly and called the person she had arranged near the restaurant, but no one answered!

broken.

At the same time that Su Enxi's heart sank, several crisp clapping sounds suddenly rang out in the empty hall.

A little boy's voice echoed through the air, with a hint of mischievous laughter. "Girls, get ready to welcome our client! I'm deeply touched by Enxi's hard work these past few days... but if you push too hard on a young lady who's going out shopping for the first time, it might draw her attention and disgust!"

The trio immediately knew it was the voice of their boss, the little devil Lu Mingze.

The boss has always been elusive and unfathomable, and he is also a senior riddle teller. In most cases, whenever he appears, he will give instructions on what tasks to do, and then the three-person nanny team will listen and do what they are told. Generally, he will not come to visit without a reason.

So after hearing what the boss said, Sanwu Girl and the long-legged girl Jiude Mai stood up at the same time, their slack postures completely gone, like two capable female soldiers on the battlefield or beautiful assassins, "Could it be that they-"

"Bingo! Your close surveillance has been discovered, and they suspect you have ulterior motives. They've tracked us down to the source. Their men are coming from all directions, planning to completely surround this place. All that's missing is the last two real masters~!"

The three-person nanny team, Sanwuniu and Changtuiniu, were in charge of the combat power. Upon hearing this, they instantly tensed up and prepared to pick up Su Enxi and break away.

"Hey, wait a minute, girls, don't rush to leave. You can't run away when customers come to your door. You still have to entertain them. Never use force against customers. Hahaha. By the way, Enxi, it was mainly you who caused the situation this time, right? The main negotiating hand is now in your hands."

"……what?"

"... Clever Enxi, now that you've been approached, use your brilliant brain to convince those two distinguished guests to join us in our plan against the Chen family. Come on, I believe you can do it!"

The boy's voice gradually faded away, only a faint smile echoed in his ears.

The boss explained the situation in a joking tone and then walked away, leaving Su Enxi with a dark face, jumping up and down in the place, at a loss.

Damn, she was waiting in front of the screen to watch the good show from Emiya and Wa, but she didn't know that the boss had been waiting for their good show for a long time! There is a poem here that goes: You sit in front of the screen to watch the good show, and the people watching the good show are watching you behind the scenes...

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a moment ago.

At this time, Wa came close to Shirou Emiya, her small red lips were very close, but she did not kiss him. Emiya only heard her whisper:

"We are being monitored all the time."

Emiya was almost at a loss for words at Wa-sama's previous limp, drunken demeanor. Suddenly, he realized she was talking about potato chips and admitted bluntly, "...Yeah, this is a dating service."

Wazhu said quietly, "Did you know that the leader of this team is the legendary 'Black Gold Swan' in the financial field? Shirou, you are really very proud."

"what?"

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Chapter 23 Sincerity is the ultimate weapon!

When Shirou Emiya listened to Wazhu's introduction of Su Enxi's information, he instantly felt something absurd—

A young black gold swan in the financial world who has been making a name for himself on Wall Street is willing to lower his status and go to a third-tier city in China to provide dating services for men and women. It's as if he has already climbed to the top of the industry and has to go back to do low-end work.

So this is impossible, there must be some other motive...!

Emiya Shirou wasn't a fool. He was just a small butler who had just gained the trust of Wa Lord. Before that, his status was even more ordinary, with no power or influence. Either the other party saw some talent in him... or they were using him as a way to get in touch with the Zhou family, rather than actually engaging in any dating business!

After much deliberation, Emiya decided that since he had agreed to the Black Gold Swan promotion, he should take on this responsibility...

"Shirou, I've already sent someone over. She probably doesn't realize she's about to be surrounded, does she?" Wazhu's lips moved slightly, exhaling hot air. "No matter who it is, if they want to do something in Xiangyang, hehe, they can't hide it from the Zhou family."

Wow, you are so strong and domineering. Emiya scratched his head after hearing that.

His original plan was to act alone, but it seemed he was too conservative.

Although it would be okay to ask Old Tang to come, but Emiya could imagine that Old Tang would definitely talk as he walked:

Wow, someone actually wants to do something bad to my brother and my sister-in-law? Do you know that I am the God of Pure Love and War who can burn a group of minotaurs to death with a single fire, burning all the way from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road!

...According to Old Tang, he once again experienced a "dream adventure", in which a mysterious voice still called him stupid, and after waking up, he automatically awakened his fire magic.

From what Emiya had seen, its power was definitely far greater than Tōsaka Tokiomi's little fire stick back then, making it a true battlefield barbecue master. Emiya would call it the beggar's version of the Little Sun.

...But why does Old Tang always have these bizarre encounters? His descriptions of his symptoms make it seem like there's another person hiding inside him. Could he have a split personality?

Dual or even multiple personalities are not uncommon in the Moon World. For example, Henry Jekyll and the Yin-Yang family both possessed the technology to create dual personalities.

The rumored Atlas Academy uses ancient alchemy different from modern alchemy and possesses the "split thinking" technology. It can produce at least three, and geniuses can produce eight.

Old Tang... maybe he has a surprising background that he himself doesn't know about?

Talk to him again when you have time.

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When taking the "long-legged girl" Jiude Mai and the "three-no girl" Ling out, the "potato chip girl" Su Enxi was already prepared for the worst.

After all, they were an ancient family that had been entrenched in the local area for thousands of years. Su Enxi guessed that if the Zhou family wanted to find a lost needle in Xiangyang City, they could directly or indirectly mobilize almost everyone in the city to conduct a carpet search.

What’s more, they are three outsiders with very outstanding looks.

So Su Enxi took a deep breath and did it. Whether she stretched her head or shrank, she would be in danger. The boss didn't allow his family to resist, so she just lay down.

If she were in Tokyo and the local mixed-blood family, the Sheqi Eight Clan, came knocking on her door, she would have a way to negotiate with them in a tough manner because she held shares in most of the Sheqi Eight Clan's industries - but with the Zhou family, she had basically no intersection with them, so she had no handle to directly use.

"Chips, what should we do?" Jiude Mai looked at the faint voice in the distance, "It seems like the blockade convoy is coming. Should we wait here?"

"Yes, I've already thought of a way. Just follow me and do it—open your arms and raise them above your head—"

"Hey, why did you surrender directly?!"

Jude Mai felt her blood pressure rising, and she looked at Sanwu Girl beside her... Ling raised her hand nonchalantly. She couldn't think of any idea except a head-on breakthrough, but she couldn't disobey her boss's orders.

"What's the point of taking it out on me? It's the boss who told you not to resist," Su Enxi yawned. She'd been working overtime for days trying to arrange a date for the two of them, and she was seriously sleep deprived. Her brain was almost refusing to think.

Well, even if it meant jail time, she would accept it...it was a good chance for her to take a nap. "zzzzz..."

The next second, Jude Mai patted her hands.

"Ouch, what are you doing!"

"How the hell didn't I know you could sleep standing up? Open your eyes! The cops are coming! Could it be someone from the Zhou family calling the police?"

"what?"

Su Enxi, whose mind was a little confused, rubbed her eyes and looked carefully. She saw a team of police cars coming from a distance. The iconic red and blue alternating flashing lights on the roofs of the cars quietly illuminated the street - it was late at night, and there was obviously no need to turn on the sirens that would disturb others.

Wow, no, you guys really come when you say so?

Instead, Su Enxi calmed down, walked forward, straightened her clothes, and prepared to surrender to these cops with a flawless expression and the best appearance.

"Chips, are you crazy? We can't tell the cops about our presence."

"Don't worry, those aren't cops. I'm telling you, they're 100% from the Zhou family. Stay calm, stay calm. You'll be interrogated separately when you get to the police station. I'll reveal a secret to you in advance: sincerity is the ultimate weapon! If you don't know, you don't know!"

After saying that, the potato chip girl leaned forward and waved her hand, as if she was facing a taxi instead of a police car. The hem and buckles of her long windbreaker fluttered in the cold wind, making her look like a smart and orderly big sister heading home.

A few minutes later. Inside the police station.

Su Enxi sat upright and politely faced the questions of an older sister in police uniform.

"Name?"

"Su Enxi."

"gender?"

"……female!"

"identity?"

"Chairman of the US-European Federation Education Promotion Fund."

"?"

"The founder of the Hong Kong Jockey Club Jadeite Member Trading Organization." Su Enxi said in a serious tone.

The female officer opposite seemed to be talking to someone through a headset. After two seconds, she looked up and said, "That's not what we need to know."

"Oh, then—Special Advisor to the East Asian Children's Living Conditions Research Center under the United Nations Poverty Eradication Commission."

Su Enxi calmly raised her eyes to look at the one-way glass on the other side of the room. "These are all real identities. I brought business cards and IDs in the bag I brought with me. You can count them. I have about two hundred identities."

Su Enxi watched the female officer begin to receive instructions from someone again, raised her eyebrows and said, "If you want me to give you specific information, you two should come from behind the glass. Or do you really want me to explain the inside story to this officer?"

So the interrogator decisively changed people. When the door opened, Su Enxi saw Emiya Shirou coming in at first sight... He had Wazhu with a hostile look on his back, like a venomous snake choosing its prey.

Oh no, she must think that the three of us are here to seduce her man!

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Chapter 24 Su Enxi's Good Friday

Su Enxi had not expected that Lord Wa would get jealous, so she appeared calm on the surface but was actually very panicked inside.

Speaking of which, it was clearly her who took the initiative to take on the task, escorting the Lord of Wa's date mission, just to make the Lord of Wa happy and so that Young Master Emiya could not find fault with it...

Hiss, nowadays, it seems like shooting oneself in the foot.

The atmosphere was created so well that Wa's feelings for Emiya-sensei became too strong in a short period of time, so she became more hostile towards women who approached him... Hey, who can blame them for the fact that the three wet nurses were also beauties with outstanding looks and their own merits?

Beauty is a woman’s greatest original sin!

Thinking of this, Su Enxi, who was feeling vain, began to feel panic and complacent again.

Hehe, we have three mature and lolita girls with all the pure lust attributes, while Cricket is a little girl with an unconventional young snake attribute. She must be feeling inferior in front of our invincible trio!

Wazhu suddenly felt inexplicably unhappy, and the snake tail behind him flew flexibly and slammed onto the desk with the posture of slamming a gavel.

"boom!"

Under the blow, the fragile tabletop cracked. Su Enxi immediately gave in and calmed down. Her body trembled twice and she looked around. Seeing that there was no response from the police station despite the commotion, she acted terrified.

"Wow, Lord Wa, you have such great authority!?"

"Hmph, are you looking down on our Zhou family?" The slender body of the Wa Lord climbed onto the cracked office desk like a snake.

"Stop pretending to be a coward and trying to get information from the Zhou family," Wazhu was not moved by Su Enxi's performance at all.

"Alright, alright, it's boring to stop acting... Let me guess, you didn't get any useful information from the long-legged girl and the three-no girl."

"Stop talking nonsense... Tell me, who sent you to approach us?"

Su Enxi blinked. Some real information was engraved in the blood contract and could not be told to anyone. She crossed her hands in front of her chest and made a big cross.

"I'm just an employee serving my boss. I can't say much. You know, we're all from this world, and certain measures can ensure we can never reveal the secrets we want to."

"Then tell me something valuable—like which of us you're looking for."

The Lord of Wa narrowed his eyes, but his small body's aura rose sharply, as if as long as Su Enxi uttered the words "Shirou Emiya", the Lord of Wa would slap her to death like a stinky vixen.

Su Enxi was really scared this time, but she had no intention of jumping into the pit that the Wa Lord had dug for her. She slipped over and said:

"...Ahem, the main purpose of our approach is to reach a cooperation on the next action." Su Enxi glanced at Emiya beside her and said something shocking, "The higher-ups gave me some information about the Chen family's research base that produced Deadpool!"

Su Enxi suddenly felt the materialized gaze fixed on her, and she saw the Wa Lord speaking coldly, word by word:

"In other words, you've already found out that the Chen family is producing Deadpool, rather than transferring Deadpool from another location?"

Lord Wa was not surprised that they took this information to Zhou's family. After all, that day, in order to completely annihilate Deadpool, Emiya pulled out the Dragon Breaker and opened fire at full power, leaving behind huge traces of destruction.

In the next few days, people from the Shenzhou families gathered there to discuss the development of the ruins. If you pay a little attention, it is not difficult to notice anything unusual.

Facing the coercion from Lord Wa, Su Enxi suddenly felt the pain in her heart flooding like a surging river. This matter was originally instructed by the boss of Super Riddler. How could she know this or that? It made her talk nonsense here.

"Just to be clear... We haven't verified this yet. We're just speculating based on the intelligence we have. They're producing Deadpool or something else closely related to Deadpool at that base."

"...We also know that your Zhou family and the Chen family have a feud, so they must be natural potential allies for our operation. Shouldn't we try our best to win them over?"

"So, when we learned that you, Master Wa, seemed to be looking forward to an intimate date with your young housekeeper, we rushed over to deliver a date gift package. But who could have imagined you would be so hasty and unpredictable, setting up an ambush and arresting us?"

"Hmph! Who knows what you're planning behind the scenes?" Wazhu said stubbornly, realizing she was a little overly sensitive. She looked at Shirou Emiya and said, "Wait, you seem to think highly of Shirou too? He's also among the invited guests, right?"

"Ah, yes, yes," the original invitation was actually only for Emiya, but Su Enxi didn't dare to mention it, for fear of irritating the little girl again. "The person you have chosen, Master Wa, must have extraordinary qualities. I also beg you to let Young Master Emiya lend us a hand!"

Wazhu frowned hesitantly. In her opinion, this was an internal dispute between the Chen and Zhou families. Although Wei Gong was her housekeeper, he had already helped rescue Zhou Yuxuan before, and this time she took the initiative to involve him...

"Well, I agree," Emiya was not so conflicted. The dating service provided by Potato Chips' team was very thoughtful. At least he felt that Wa was in a very good mood throughout the whole process, so it would be fine to help.