I am practicing in a weird world

　"Fuck, that's too much." Xiao Yi complained.

　Lorna Romijn pulled the curtains back down and squinted at Xiao Yi: "Hmph, do you want to be a tool or a cockroach?"

　"I don't think you treat me as a cockroach, nor as a tool." Xiao Yi said.

　"What nonsense are you talking about? What do you think I take you for?" Lorna Romijn asked.

　"Father." Xiao Yi said.

　Hearing Xiao Yi's words, Lorna Romijn's eyes widened instantly, and panic emerged in her eyes. She immediately calmed down and said, "Are you crazy? How could I regard you as my father? If I regarded you as my father, would I still sleep with you? Do you have any evidence?"

　After a series of questions, he was very powerful.

　"I heard you talking in your sleep, and I still have this."

　Xiao Yi said as he picked up Lorna Romijn's phone and pressed the play button.

　Suddenly, Lorna Romijn's coquettish voice came from the phone: "Daddy, praise me more, pat my head more..."

　Lorna Romijn stared at the phone in front of her, and when she heard the words coming out of the phone, her cheeks suddenly turned red to her ears.

　The next moment, she got out of bed silently.

　Could it be that this reaction was exactly what I predicted?

　Surprise appeared in Xiao Yi's eyes.

　Then he noticed something was wrong with Lorna Romijn and he shouted, "Where are you going? Aren't you wearing any clothes?"

　Lorna Romijn fell silent and began to rummage through her closet.

　If you don't reply to me, am I being too much?

　Lorna Romijn She's rummaging through her closet, but she's not looking at the clothes. What is she looking for?

　Xiao Yi was puzzled.

　"I found it."

　A deep voice came from the front, it was Lorna Romijn's voice.

　Up ahead, Lorna Romijn pulled a baseball bat from the closet, raised it high above her head, and swung it hard.

　"call!"

　The sound of breaking wind suddenly erupted, and this blow in the air was extremely powerful.

　"What are you doing with the baseball bat?" Xiao Yi asked.

　"This baseball bat is a high-end product. To ensure better hitting, it is made of very hard wood and is covered with a layer of very hard alloy. It is not only easy to use but also durable.

　I once tried using it to hit the steel fences on the street, and with just a light hit, the steel fences were dented, while the baseball bat left no marks at all.

　Lorna Romijn said as she dragged the baseball bat towards Xiao Yi.

　"I know your baseball bat is of good quality, but there is no place to play baseball here. What are you doing with it?" Xiao Yi asked again.

　A bad feeling arose in his heart.

　"Isn't there a good baseball here?"

　Lorna Romijn came up to Xiao Yi and swung the baseball bat in her hand violently.

　"boom!"

　Countless fragments flew everywhere in an instant. They were the wood chips that flew out when the bed was broken.

　"Hey, my head is not a baseball, are you going to murder your dad?" Xiao Yi yelled

　.

　He was sitting on the bed. Beside him, the wooden bed had split into two halves. If he had not dodged quickly, his head would have been hit.

　"You forget it."

　Lorna Romijn brought the baseball bat down again.

　Xiao Yi quickly dodged and shouted, "What do you want me to forget?"

　"Forget what you heard."

　Lorna Romijn took a step forward and swept out with the baseball bat in her hand.

　"How can you forget memories just like that?"

　Xiao Yi took a quick step back and avoided the attack in an instant.

　"You can forget it. I'm helping you forget it now. Just stay still and you'll forget it in an instant."

　Lorna Romijn's voice is sweet, and she holds high a baseball bat.

　"Miss Lorna, you don't think that if you give me a concussion, I will forget it, do you?"

　Xiao Yi looked at Lorna Romijn as if he was looking at a fool.

　"I've learned some medical knowledge. I know that severe concussions can cause amnesia. You don't have to worry about your life being in danger. I possess the power of the Heart Code. I will heal you. Just stay still. It will only take a second. It's quick."

　The muscles in Lorna Romijn's arms tensed, and strength began to gather.

　"I don't have a brain." Xiao Yi said.

　"what are you saying?"

　Lorna Romijn's eyes widened, not quite understanding what Xiao Yi was talking about.

　"I am just a ball of energy. I have a soul, a consciousness, rationality, and passion, but I don't have a brain. I think your medical knowledge will not work on me." Xiao Yi said.

　"What should I do?"

　Lorna Romijn was stunned. She blinked and asked Xiao Yi for help.

　What to do? How do I know what to do?

　It's you talking in your sleep, how would I know what to do?

　Xiao Yi roared madly in his heart.

　He is not a human being, and because he has condensed the light of reason, under the power of the blue sun, his memory is very good. Both his thinking speed and memory are very good, and there is no amnesia.

　If you want him to lose his memory, you have to die and become a brainless undead.

　How could he know what to do?

　"Why not try knocking it, maybe it will help."

　Fighting spirit reappeared in Lorna Romijn's eyes.

　"How can I let you knock? I don't want to create an account at Gu Baige yet." Xiao Yi said immediately.

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　Volume 1: Chapter 460: Surprise

　"What should we do then?" asked Lorna Romijn.

　The baseball bat in her hand was still raised high, with no intention of putting it down.

　Obviously, if Xiao Yi couldn't come up with a reliable solution, she planned to continue using violence to solve the problem.

　This woman lives a truly free life, following her own nature and indulging herself without restraint.

　I can't hit her on the head about this matter, what should I do?

　But if I don't give her an explanation, judging from her attitude, she will use her own method to give me an explanation.

　There is no other way. I can’t think of any solution, so the only thing I can do is to solve the problem.

　Xiao Yi's thoughts flashed as he thought, "It was just a dream talk. There's no need to be so nervous. You're so nervous. Could it be that your dream talk is real?"

　"Of course it's not true," Lorna Romijn said immediately.

　"That's fine, if it's not serious, why are you taking it so seriously?" Xiao Yi said.

　"I, this..."

　After hearing Xiao Yi's words, Lorna Romijn suddenly felt that she could no longer hit with the baseball bat in her hand.

　If I keep knocking, doesn't that mean it's true?

　Can this be admitted?

　She looked shaken and asked, "You really don't think this is true?"

　"Of course I don't think it's true. I just treat it as a dream." Xiao Yi said.

　"Then why were you recording it on your phone?" Lorna Romijn asked.

　"I just thought it was fun, and I thought you were cute when you were acting coquettish, so I recorded it." Xiao Yi said.

　"Then why do you say I think of you as a father?" Lorna Romijn asked again.

　"It's because what you said was too much. You treated me as a prop or a cockroach. No matter how you listen to it, it's too much. It's normal to want to fight back." Xiao Yi said.

　He continued, "No matter how you look at it, your feelings for me don't resemble those for a father. Why are you reacting so strongly?"

　"This, this is not because you

　That’s why I recorded my dream talk.”

　Lorna Romijn looked hesitant. She looked at Xiao Yi, and her expression made it seem like she wanted to hit Xiao Yi on the head with a baseball bat to make him lose his memory, but she had no reason to do so.

　After a stalemate.

　Xiao Yi asked, "Don't your hands get tired holding the baseball bat like this?"

　"You are not allowed to tell anyone about what happened today."

　A look of frustration crossed Lorna Romijn's face, and she put down the baseball bat.

　It seems that she has realized that she can't knock me out.

　Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief.

　If Lorna Romijn insisted on hitting him on the head, it would be a troublesome fight.

　"What are you going to do next?" Xiao Yi asked.

　"Go to work and take a look at yesterday's results. I have a feeling it will be a very rich harvest."

　When it comes to work, Lorna Romijn's face instantly lights up with excitement.

　"That bald guy looks tough. He won't reveal information so easily." Xiao Yi said.

　"No one can outmaneuver the Suppression Bureau," said Lorna Romijn.

　After she finished speaking, she looked at Xiao Yi, then gestured to the clothes scattered around, her purpose was self-evident.

　"Yes, my princess."

　Xiao Yi changed Lorna Romijn into the night shift's work clothes.

　……

　The bus is running on the road.

　Lorna Romijn sat on the bus, thinking about what had just happened.

　Why did I call Xiao Yi dad in my dream?

　Although I feel safe with him, he is tall and strong, just like when I was a child with my father. Although sometimes, just sometimes, I will treat him as my father, but celebrities are not my father, okay.

　I actually shouted it out in my dream. It was so embarrassing.

　I don’t want to think about it anymore. I want to think about work.

　She slapped her face with her hands and started thinking about work.

　A tentacle monster covered in steel, a high-level cultist who can use fire, judging by their characteristics, they should be people of noble property.

　All cult members are very tough-talkers. Cult members who join gangs are even tougher-talkers. The members of the Noble Properties gang are notoriously tough-talkers.

　They recognized what they did as honorable and just.

　It takes a lot of time to pry something out of their mouths. In order to prevent these people from giving out false information, the information obtained needs to be verified one by one.

　These tasks are tedious and take a lot of time.

　It has been less than 24 hours since the successful arrest, and there will probably be no results today.