"Bang, bang! Let me chop you! I promise I won't kill you!"

There was a knock on the door and Lily Ling's unfriendly voice. The little evil god's heart jumped into his throat. She shouldn't break in, right?

After the tension comes anger!

"Asshole! Who wants to be chopped by you? If you do this again, I will call the police, believe it or not!" The little evil god turned his head and shouted angrily through the door.

When Lily Ling heard her say she wanted to call the police, she was stunned at the door with a hatchet in her hand, wondering if she had heard it wrong.

"Are you serious?"

"Alright." Lily Ling pulled her phone out of her pocket and typed with one hand, sending a message to a certain middle school, slutty, yandere, and sadistic policewoman. At the same time, she said in a calm tone:

"I sent a message to Miss Meiyi, saying you missed her."

"Buzz-"

"Oh, she replied and said she'll pick you up right away." Lily Ling looked at the message, the corners of her pink lips curled up, revealing a mischievous smile. She raised her head and said, "It seems that Miss Meiyi missed you too."

"Crack——!"

The tightly closed door was suddenly opened from the inside, and the little evil god appeared behind the door, shouting at Lily Ling with a furious face: "Asshole! What the hell have you done!"

She was particularly not good at dealing with Mei Tachibana. That guy was not only a lunatic, but also a pervert. When the little evil god saw Mei Tachibana, she felt something was wrong with her body.

"What did I do?"

Lily Ling looked at the exasperated Little Evil God with a cheerful mood. On the surface, she pretended to say something, as if she understood something. She said to the Little Evil God with a look of sudden realization:

"Didn't you just say to call the police? I felt like you might be missing Miss Mei, so I helped contact them..."

"Tell me thank you now!"

A bright smile spread across Lily Ling's face, killing her heart.

"You...you actually want me to thank you!"

The little evil god widened his eyes in disbelief. "Are you really a human?" She was so angry that she was shaking all over and her teeth were almost broken.

"asshole!"

"Too deceiving!"

Unable to bear it any longer, the little evil god's eyes flashed with ferocity, and his magic power surged in his body like boiling magma, all gathering on the tip of his fist.

"Go to hell! Second sure-kill move - Royal Copenhagen!"

She roared loudly, and her right fist tore through the air, suddenly blasting out with a sonic boom, hitting Lily Ling's head mercilessly.

“I kick!”

Lily Ling arrived first and kicked the little evil god in the stomach with her jade feet wrapped in black calf socks, kicking her directly into the room. She rolled around and hit the wall heavily with a "bang" sound, almost smashing the wall through.

"it hurts!"

The little evil god's anger was completely dissipated by this kick. She covered her stomach, feeling the cramping pain in her abdomen - her intestines must have been kicked off, and her liver might have been injured as well - it was truly heartbreaking!

She felt a surge of regret. She shouldn't have attacked. She should have just run away—just avoid Meiyi! If she couldn't afford to offend her, couldn't she just hide?

"I'm so drunk...it's also because Yuri Ling is so irritating!"

"Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong..."

Suddenly, there was a hurried doorbell ring downstairs, and the little evil god was stunned.

"……No way?"

Lily Ling paused as she entered the room, looking down at her buzzing phone...

……

Living room on the first floor.

Listening to the noise coming from upstairs, Lu Ping'an and Minos drank the eight-treasure porridge calmly. They were already used to it.

Persephone II looked up from time to time, appearing somewhat concerned.

"They do this all the time...it's lively, isn't it?"

Lu Pingan looked at the Second World with a smile.

"Well... it's indeed lively." The Second Emperor nodded subtly. Is this... considered lively?

At this moment, the doorbell rang urgently.

"I'll open the door."

There were still two mouthfuls left in the bowl. Lu Pingan picked up the bowl and took a sip, then put the bowl down and went to the entrance to open the door.

When the door opened, he and the people outside were stunned at the same time.

"Huh? Did I go to the wrong place?"

The policewoman, wearing a dark blue police uniform and a police hat, had a curvy figure and a cute appearance. She tilted her head in confusion as she looked at Lu Ping'an, then lowered her head to look at her phone.

"Where are you going?"

Lu Ping'an seemed to have guessed who she was and felt that she must have come to the right place...

"I'm going to Yuri Suzu's house to pick up Orochimaru..." Mei raised her head, with a bit of foolishness in her smile: "Yuri Suzu said Orochimaru missed me, hehe."

"That's not the wrong way..."

"No! Let her go back! I don't want to go with her!"

The little evil god's voice full of resistance came from the stairs. Lu Ping'an turned his head with a subtle expression, then looked at Ju Yayi——

'She doesn't seem to want to see you!'

"Speaking of which... little brother."

Accompanied by a citrus aroma, Ju Yayi crossed her arms, pinched her chin, and came in front of Lu Ping'an, staring at his face for a while:

"You look familiar... Are you some wanted criminal?"

"...!"

Lu Pingan looked at her in shock. "Does she look familiar? Is she the wanted criminal? What's wrong with your train of thought?"

and--

"If I really am a wanted criminal, why would you ask me so bluntly?"

'Is this appropriate?'

There's really something wrong with this policewoman!

"Do you think it's possible... that I'm a public figure?" Lu Ping'an raised his hand seriously and pointed at his face.

He is a public figure to some extent. He has been on trending searches, appeared on TV shows, and even been broadcast live. When you go out, you will occasionally run into people who know him.

……

……

Chapter 160 Where did another demon come from?

"Ahaha! I thought so too!"

. (^▽^)ゞ

Meiyi Ju raised her arm, scratched the back of her head with a smile, and said this with a look of regret, as if she was regretting that the credit had gone away.

“…” Lu Ping’an twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at her speechlessly.

From her series of reactions, it can be seen that Mei Ju really wanted to catch him just now - fortunately he explained quickly enough, if he had been slower, he might have been caught!

This outrageous policewoman probably really did it - after all, she was the one who could arrest the little evil god on the grounds that he had stolen her 'heart'.

"Waaaaaaaa! Orochimaru!"

Looking past Lu Ping'an, she saw the little evil god with a look of resistance... and being pulled downstairs with an embarrassed look on his face. Ju Yayi's eyes immediately lit up, her face flushed with excitement, and she waved enthusiastically.

"Alas--!"

As soon as the little evil god saw Ju Yayi, he shuddered like a mouse seeing a cat. Beads of sweat appeared on his face. He struggled desperately, but could not break free and was dragged to the door by Lily Ling.

"Ohhh! So cute! So fragrant! Orochimaru really is the best!"

Ju Yayi opened her arms and hugged the little evil god, putting her face against his, rubbing him excitedly until his face was deformed.

"Stop it! Get away from me!"

A row of black lines appeared on the little evil god's forehead. She pushed Ju Yayi away with her hands, her face full of resistance, but she couldn't push her away.

Lu Pingan suddenly discovered the key point——

Mei Ju is actually stronger than the little evil god, this is totally abnormal!

He was surprised when Mei held the little evil god in her arms and said goodbye: "Then... Orochimaru, I will take you away first."

"OK Bye Bye."

Lily Ling had a happy smile on her face. She gave the little evil god a look that said "enjoy it" and waved her hand.

"Damn Lily Bell..."

"Just wait for me, I'll make you pay sooner or later!"

The little evil god who was being dragged towards the police car turned back unwillingly, glared at Lily Ling with gritted teeth, and uttered harsh words.

"Well, okay, I'll wait."

Lily Ling didn't care at all and kept smiling.

"By the way...will the little evil god be able to come back tonight?"

After watching the rat snake leave, Lu Pingan turned his head and looked at Lily Ling - the store still had to be open tonight, and the little evil god was an important fighting force in his store.

Of course, it’s okay to miss a night occasionally, you can let someone else take over temporarily.

"I'll ask Miss Mei to release her this afternoon."

Lily Ling looked at Lu Ping'an and gave him a 'don't worry' smile.

After saying that, she turned and walked towards the living room - she hadn't finished her breakfast yet, it was all because of the little evil god who had to tease her.

"Yeah." Lu Ping'an responded and followed.

What followed was calm and the atmosphere was harmonious.

……

After breakfast, the second generation was surprised to find that his broken leg had healed, and the recovery speed seemed to be a little faster than before?

But she didn't care.

The little evil god was taken away by Ju Yayi. She didn't even take a few bites of her bowl of eight-treasure porridge and was making a fuss all morning.

Minos first sealed the little evil god with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator, planning to let her eat it later when she came back.

then--

She took the initiative to clean up the dishes and the kitchen.

While cleaning up, Minos told Yuriling that the teacher hoped that the Second could train with her for a while.

Lily Ling subconsciously looked at the Second Generation.

The Second obviously knew about this matter, and when he saw Lily Ling looking at him, he immediately showed an expectant and flattering expression.

She really wanted to stay in this house, and there was no other reason, she just thought the food was delicious and wanted to eat it often.

That's it!

"..."

Although he was thousands of years old, the Second Generation looked like a child. He looked like an elementary school student, or at most a junior high school student.

Her long-term physical weakness has given her a more delicate temperament, and she is particularly cute, which makes people involuntarily want to protect her.

Seeing him looking at her with expectation and flattery, Lily Ling's heart softened all of a sudden. She turned her head to look at Lu Ping'an, wanting to hear his opinion.

Feeling Lily Ling's gaze, Lu Pingan, who was waiting for Minos to finish cleaning up and go shopping for fresh ingredients, thought for a moment and said:

"Minos told me about it this morning during our morning run, and I have no objection."

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