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"Brother smells so good!"

Zhou Yun started rolling around excitedly, making a mess of the quilt. This was one of her few entertainment activities!

Whenever her brother goes out, the things in his room become hers to use, and as long as she keeps them tidied up, nothing will go wrong.

"...Pfft, what is this sister doing?"

Just as Zhou Yun was rolling over, a little girl's voice suddenly came from behind, making Zhou Yun stiffen instantly.

She slowly turned her head and saw her brother, a purple-haired beauty and a little girl!

Zhou Yang looked at his silly sister helplessly and sighed:

"Yunyun, what are you doing?"

"Ahem, I'm..."

The gears in Zhou Yun's head were turning rapidly, countless thoughts popped up, and an idea emerged in the collision!

So Zhou Yun quickly explained: "Actually, I was tidying up the quilt, but the quilt was too neat, there was no point in tidying it up, so I messed it up first. I, I, I, I am just like this, do you believe it?"

Zhou Yang rubbed his eyebrows, feeling completely helpless about his silly sister's cuteness!

But after all, she is his sister, and Zhou Yang couldn't really expose her, so he could only say:

"Okay, okay, I believe you. Hurry up and get up. I need to tidy up the quilt!"

"Yes, my Lord Brother!"

Zhou Yun flipped over and stood up, dragging her smooth little feet as she stood aside, watching Zhou Yang tidy up!

At this time, she set her sights on Scathach and Sakura, but was stunned when she saw Scathach's mature temperament.

Because Sakura and Scathach both have purple hair and look somewhat similar, combined with Scathach's temperament, they look like a pair of beauties!

Why would such a beautiful mother and daughter appear in the brother's private bedroom, and the look in their eyes when they looked at their brother was also meaningful.

After taking a look at her handsome brother, Zhou Yun suddenly had a terrible guess in her head.

As a girl who has watched countless family ethics dramas, my brain began to automatically complete the plot, and finally came to the conclusion!

Long live!

Does your brother have children?

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Thinking of this, Zhou Yun's eyes became solemn, and her gaze swept back and forth on Scathach for comparison, resulting in a sad discovery!

She was completely crushed in temperament, appearance and figure!

And if the other party is the child's mother, then she must be superior to me in terms of technology!

Under these multiple blows, Zhou Yun began to become petrified and even felt discouraged.

Scathach also felt the gaze of her master's sister. That hostile look was like a little girl protecting a precious toy, afraid that someone would come to snatch it away!

It was precisely because of Zhou Yun's gaze that a sinister idea emerged in Scathach's mind.

So she touched Sakura's head and said softly:

"Xiaoying, now that you're here with daddy, you have to adapt to the environment here!"

"dad?"

Sakura asked in confusion, isn't her father still in the Type-Moon world? The only people she knows in this world are her brother and master!

And after training with Scathach, Sakura's hair changed from black to purple, and the two people's temperaments became more and more similar, which made it very easy to be misunderstood.

However, Scathach did not explain Sakura's doubts, but just showed a sinister smile!

When Zhou Yun heard this, she was like a kitten with its fur standing on end, and exclaimed:

"father!"

"Hey, what do you want me to do?"

Zhou Yang responded and looked at his sister with a smile. After all, aren't sisters meant to be bullied?

The consequence of responding like this was naturally being attacked by the embarrassed sister's fists.

Zhou Yun symbolically hammered twice, then couldn't help but ask:

"Do they really have a brother with a wife and children outside?"

If it is true, then Zhou Yun would be upset to death. After all, she watched her grown-up brother being taken away by a vixen outside. She was so angry that she wanted to die!

It's like playing a game of chicken. You work hard to run all over the map, but in the final round, a guy suddenly shoots you in the head from behind and takes away all your medicine and weapons!

What a shame!

Zhou Yang touched his sister's head and said:

"Don't be fooled by her, they are not mother and daughter, but sisters. The elder sister is called Scathach and the younger sister is called Sakura.

Their homes were destroyed by strange beasts, and I saved them. They will live with us from now on!"

The wilds in this world are extremely dangerous, but most of the exotic beasts lurk in the deep mountains and forests and generally do not appear in the human world!

But there are exceptions. Some extremely aggressive monsters will attack human towns, and in the case of insufficient guarding force, it is very likely that hundreds of thousands of people will become food for the monsters!

Zhou Yang didn't want to expose the existence of the chat group, so he came up with this reason to fool his silly sister.

As a superhuman, Zhou Yun had heard a lot about this kind of thing, so he didn't doubt it!

But when she thought about how Scathach had deliberately angered her just now, she frowned and glared at Scathach angrily.

Scathach smiled gently, and her gentle temperament mixed with special heroic spirit made Zhou Yun feel heart-pounding!

But after falling in love, Zhou Yun felt deeply regretful. She had actually indulged in the charm of her enemy. It was such a shame and humiliation!

After all, masters are popular with both men and women!

Although Zhou Yun was confused, she was not stupid. She said with a smile:

"Brother, since they want to move in, but our room doesn't seem to be enough, why don't you move into my room? I can be a little bit more patient..."

Before she could finish her words, Zhou Yang's head bounced so hard that Zhou Yun covered her head and cried out in pain.

This girl really always has some little thoughts in her mind!

But what Zhou Yun said was right. The current house is a bit cramped for four people, and this place is in a civilian area, close to the wilderness!

In this world, no rich person would be so daring as to build a villa in the mountains or in the wilderness. The most expensive place is always the center of the city, the most protected place.

In other words, it is easy for strange beasts and cultists to appear here, and the safety is not very high!

Especially after the last time the Chaos Evil Eye appeared in the city and caused great damage, Zhou Yang began to think about moving.

“It’s time to buy a new house in the city!”

Zhou Yang sighed, then said to his sister:

"I'll take care of these things, don't worry!"

"OK!"

Zhou Yun nodded, suddenly remembered something, and said:

"Brother, someone came to see you yesterday. It was a young lady named Lin Yuzhu. She said that the college entrance examination was coming up soon and she was worried about you not going to school for so many days!"

"Lin Yuzhu, I didn't expect this girl to still worry about me!"

Zhou Yang shook his head and thought of his beautiful deskmate, and couldn't help but smile.

After all, in the past few years, he had always been taken care of by her. Even the computer in his room was sold to him at a low price by Lin Yuzhu on the grounds that he didn't want to play with it.

In fact, the computer has a very high configuration and is assembled with brand new parts, but in order to take care of his self-esteem, Lin Yuzhu only charged the cost price!

So Zhou Yang was very grateful to Lin Yuzhu and planned to find time to meet this girl and repay her for her previous help.

Zhou Yun looked at Zhou Yang in deep thought with resentment. She didn't know when it started, but there were more and more women around her brother!

No one knows whether Lin Yuzhu, Xu Changge and the two people who were rescued are still alive outside!

But no matter how many of them there are, I only have one sister!

Zhou Yun secretly encouraged herself in her heart, then glanced at Scathach warily, then squatted down and greeted Sakura:

"What a cute little girl! Hello, my name is Zhou Yun. We will live together from now on!"

Sakura Tousaka said weakly: "Hello...Hello, my name is Sakura Tousaka!"

But this weak look coupled with her delicate, doll-like appearance instantly aroused Zhou Yun's pity.

She hugged Sakura Tohsaka in her arms, rubbed her face against hers, and said with a smile:

"Come, sister will take you to eat some delicious snacks. These are the cakes that brother bought from a mysterious shop. I save them for myself!"

After saying that, Zhou Yun carried Sakura Tohsaka downstairs. Before leaving, she glared at Scathach, signaling her not to have any thoughts about her brother!

But Scathach has lived for thousands of years after all, how could she lose to a little girl like Zhou Yun?

So she stretched out her slender palms, made a circle with one hand, and made a slight movement with the index finger of the other hand!

Although Zhou Yun was a virgin, she knew a lot of things. She instantly understood the meaning of Scathach's gesture. Her face turned red and she slammed the door and left in shame and anger!

Scathach looked at the closed door and smiled gently, as if everything was under control.

"Sure enough, the purple hair turns black when you cut it open!"

Zhou Yang, who was standing by, sighed in his heart when he saw this scene, and then let Scathach go out and learn about the world by herself.

After Scathach left, Zhou Yang was the only one left in the room. He leaned against the head of the bed and logged into the Wanjie chat group with ease!

How can women be as happy as those in a group?

There are so many talented people in the group, and they speak so nicely, it feels like being home once you’re in it!

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When Zhou Yang logged into the chat group, everyone was still chatting, and Dai Mao Wang had returned to the idle chat mode.

Great Britain's Foodie King: "@Cooking Master, Mr. Admin has already promised to give me a kiss and a feast, just give me a full banquet!"

You are so rude!

Cooking Master Boy: "Do you really want a full banquet? Then I need some time to collect the ingredients. After all, many of them are quite rare."

Great Britain's Foodie King: "It's okay, it's okay. The main thing is that it tastes good. I have plenty of time! -"

Time Elf: "Odd King, what did Zhou Yang do back there?"

Esdeath: "I'm curious too. After all, the live broadcast has been shut down, so I can't see the follow-up!"

Shock user: "Could it be that Mr. Administrator is flirting with girls the entire time during the final battle? I feel like it's very likely."

Xun'er: "〣(?Δ?)〣 I'm a little panicked when you say that. Sister Daimao Wang, come on, I'll treat you to some cakes!"

Great British Foodie King: "My name is not Adonai, my name is Altria. Also, how do the pastries taste?"

→_→Aho-King, your moral integrity is still so easily shattered in front of delicious food!

Xun'er said with a smile, "Of course it's delicious! This pastry is made with the Hundred Flowers Dew extracted from hundreds of flowers. The fragrance of the flowers blooms on the tip of your tongue after you take a bite. It tastes really good!"

Great British Foodie: "Okay, I agree. I'll upload the file!"

The foodie king finally couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food and edited the clip of the final battle into a file.

For some reason, when editing the final clip, the Foodie King cut out all the clips of himself hugging Zhou Yang, leaving only the clips of him fighting Gilgamesh and taking away Scathach.

After the Foodie King uploaded the file, several girls started viewing the file directly. At the same time, Xun'er also sent the pastries privately and gave a red envelope to everyone in the group!

Everyone grabbed the pastries from the Doupo World. They were fragrant and delicious. Although they were not as good as the cooking skills of Xiao Dangan and Erina Nakiri, the ingredients themselves were extremely delicious.

Cooking Master Boy: "The delicacies in the universe are truly magical! It seems my cooking skills still need to be improved!"

Divine Tongue: "You're still improving! In our world, you can be called a legendary chef. If you improve further, you'll truly be a culinary god. This is all about the difference in ingredients. You can ask other group members for some unique ingredients!"

Cooking Master Boy: "I'm a little embarrassed to say this, but my cooking skills still have a long way to go. There are still many ingredients I haven't experienced. I don't know if I can live long enough to pursue this path!"

Lin Fengjiao: "Daoyou is really persistent. Compared to that, I prefer a quiet life!"

Science and Snakes: "Do you think your lifespan is not long enough? Now I have launched the Zombie Kekkei Genkai service, which can allow you to safely transform into a zombie, without reincarnation and immortality.