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Tsunade: "Old monk, don't say anything. I suggest you change your name. Your name should be the wretched old monk instead of the nameless old monk."

The nameless old monk said, "You are slandering me. How could a monk like us do such a thing? If I had such thoughts, I would be offending our ancestors. I have always advocated not to see or hear anything indecent. I am a good and upright monk."

Tiedan Shenhou: "Hahaha, old monk, everyone has seven emotions and six desires. It's quite normal for you to think this way, so don't be shy. Admit it openly and you want to use Lala's technology products in this way."

Zhou Yang: "Hahahaha, poor old monk, you finally understand why you're usually called the flirty old monk. I still advise you not to think too deeply about it, it's easy to get yourself into trouble."

Esdeath: "I originally thought the administrator was a pervert, but I didn't expect there's an old monk who's one-tenth as perverted as the administrator. It seems the old monk's talk of not being contaminated by the worldly world is all a lie."

Komari: "Even Komari thinks the old monk is a flirty monk. How could he have such thoughts? It seems that if you think something, you will definitely take action. It seems that Komari should just stay at home, eat chips and drink Coke, and go out to the streets or shopping malls less. What should I do if I meet someone like the old monk?"

Saiki Kusuo: "Although I also have the ability of clairvoyance, I never thought of doing something like this. This superpower of mine has been with me for a long time, but I didn't know that the old monk just developed a new use for it today. It seems that the old monk is still very powerful. The old monk is really full of arrogance."

Liu Angxing: "It seems that you really should catch the old monk and cook for me. What's the saying? You should catch the old monk and make soup for me."

Iron Arm: "Hahahahaha, poor old monk, he might become everyone's target today. This time, there's no way the old monk can wash away his coquettish nature."

The nameless old monk said, "This is truly unfair! Administrator, please save me! I'm only adhering to a scientific mindset to explore the flaws of this technological product. You actually wrongly accuse me of being a despicable person. I wouldn't dare do such a thing. My conscience would be condemned if I did. I'd better quickly say a few words in reply, Amitabha, Amitabha!"

Zhou Yang saw that the Sweeping Monk was almost being teased by everyone, and he was planning to persuade everyone to calm down, otherwise the Sweeping Monk's image might be ruined. But Zhou Yang thought about it and realized that the Sweeping Monk really didn't have any image at all.

Zhou Yang: "Let's not tease the old monk. After all, he's been single for so many years and it's already miserable. It's a rare opportunity for him to get involved in the secular world, so let's not blame him."

The nameless old monk said: "Administrator, you are going to kill me, how can you call for help? It seems that this time, there is really no answer for me. Damn my reputation."

Tony: "But Lala hasn't even said whether it can penetrate the human body. How can you just sentence the old monk to death? Besides, the old monk has no chance of getting this product at all, hahahaha."

Lala: "Hahaha, it seems that what the old monk said is really right. This pair of eye masks really has the strange effect of penetrating clothes, but it depends on the user's control. If you don't have this intention, it will definitely not penetrate the human body."

The nameless old monk said: "It seems that this time it's over. My reputation will be ruined."

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Chapter 672: Lala's Intimidating Power in the Chat Group! Tech Products Forced to Change Their Names! (Please Save! Please Subscribe!)

Orochimaru: "But this technological product Lala mentioned is so powerful, have you ever tested its effect? ​​If you can use it for my experiment, it will definitely be a very good thing. I am willing to exchange it with you for a zombie ninja."

Zhou Yang thought that Orochimaru might really need something like this, because this big transparent eye mask could really help Orochimaru carry out his scientific experiments, and it could allow him to see things or the inside of the human body. It was really a good thing for Orochimaru.

Tony: "Although I have panoramic vision, this big transparent eye mask can only see the real thing. I didn't expect Lala's product to be so effective. At least it's much better than the last time's easy running and the long bath time."

Lala: "Hahaha, these are three products I'm very proud of. Tony, don't underestimate my Gentle Relaxing Run and Spacious Bath Time. And of course, there's also this Transparent Eye Mask. They all sound amazing. Although they have different uses, they all meet the needs of many people."

Tsunade: "I totally agree, Kuan Kuan Bath Time, anyone who uses it knows it, it can allow people to experience unlimited happiness in a limited space. It's much better than those perverted white snakes, zombie ninjas, and special solutions. At least it won't cause any changes to people's bodies."

Komari: "It seems that Aunt Tsunade has completely fallen in love with Kuan Kuan Bath Time. These are all good things. Komari is so lucky to have such a large bathing space in the bathroom at home."

Wukong: "But this big transparent eye mask can actually see through everything. It has a built-in perspective function. Does it have any shortcomings? I see that Lala's products all have certain flaws. Doesn't this thing have any flaws?"

Iron Arm: "I never thought there would be such a technological product. It can actually see through everything. This is something I can't even reconstruct using alchemy. But after hearing what Goku said, could it really have a flaw? Will it be like the last time when I ran so easily and couldn't stop?"

Saiki Kusuo: "Please stop saying that, 'Running Easy-Go-Kun'. ' It's better not to say anything scary about this person. If it weren't for the administrator last time, I might have actually run for seven days and seven nights."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "It seems that since he put on Lala's Easy Run, he has scared Saiki Kusuo to death. Saiki Kusuo may hate running from now on. This may also be a big flaw."

Esdeath: "But this see-through eye patch sounds like a perfect piece of technology. It can see through everything. Could there be any flaws?"

Lala: "Now that I think about it, it seems I really can't think of any flaws. Maybe this is the most perfect technological product. I still can't find any flaws in it."

Nameless Old Monk: "If there is any flaw, I think there is one!"

Zhou Yang: "Old monk, are you going to show off again? Even I can't think of any flaws, how can you still think of one?"

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Marquis Vauban: "I already have a feeling that the old monk is going to say some dirty talk again. I still feel a little bad. I wonder if the old monk has any new ideas."

Uncle Lin Jiu: "A few of us old bones can't compare to the old monk. The old monk thinks there is a problem this time, but we may not have thought of it. Maybe he will do something crazy again."

Nameless Old Monk: "Old Monk, is this the image you have of me in your minds?"

Tsunade: "Hasn't it always been like this? Don't deceive yourself, old monk. In our minds, you have always been that coquettish and slightly vulgar old monk."

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Tiedan Shenhou: "Hahahaha, you are right, Aunt Tsunade has got it right this time, you are just an old monk who is a bit coquettish and a little bit vulgar."

Lala: "Hahaha, why don't you tell me what the flaws are? I'm looking forward to improving it."

The nameless old monk said, "Don't you think your name is a bit difficult to pronounce? You're actually called the "Thorough Eye Mask." The shoes from last time were called "Easy Running Man," and the bath machine was called "Broad Bath Time Man." Your names are all so hard to pronounce. This won't do."

Zhou Yang: "Old monk, you are really amazing. You even thought of this. Lala, I have the same idea as you. So let's collect names and help you come up with a new name for your technological product. Hahaha!"

Lala: "Don't you think these names are cute? How can you just change them?"

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Chapter 673: Kuang San's doubts! The discriminated sweeping monk! (Please collect! Please subscribe!)

Saiki Kusuo: "I don't think the names of your tech products are cute. Besides, your tech products are pretty scary, so I suggest you just remove both the names and the products."

Tsunade: "That's because you, a fanboy, don't know how to appreciate it. Look at how good Lala's products are. And the names of "Easy Running" and "Wide Bath Time" are both nice. I think names like these are very cute."

Komari: "Hahaha, no matter what you say, I still think that the role of Kuan Kuan Bath Time is still very powerful, but I also think that this name is still a bit long "Four Three Three"."

Nameless Old Monk: "I still think that transparent eye patch is very powerful. Can Lala give me one? If Lala gives me one, maybe no one can compete with me."

Zhou Yang: "I'm afraid the old monk won't know what to do with this thing. Lala, it seems you should not give it to the old monk. After all, the old monk may be in trouble. It's hard to say."

Tiedan Shenhou: "I think the administrator is right. Maybe the old monk would use this big eye patch to do those shameful things. It still sounds very scary."

Tony: "Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to see the old monk like this. But what on earth is the old monk going to do with this big transparent eye patch?"

Marquis Vauban: "Hahaha, that's not necessarily true. The old monk might have been lonely for a long time, and he uses the ability of perspective to satisfy his long-dry heart."

The nameless old monk said: "How can you say that? I am a serious person, but my eyesight has deteriorated with my age."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Old monk, stop pretending. You actually said your eyesight has deteriorated. Maybe when you saw some prostitute or some other girl, your eyesight suddenly improved."

Esdeath: "I think what Sister Kuang San said is right, old monk, you are so coquettish, it really makes people doubt you. But old monk, I think your eyesight has not declined much, right? A coquettish person like you will stare at other people when he sees a girl."

Uncle Lin Jiu: "Although it is true that eyesight does decline with age, it shouldn't be the case for an old monk like him. Look at how accurate his acupuncture points were when he killed the evil reincarnation last time. I think the old monk's eyesight is better than anyone here."

Dad: "You old monk, you are called the nameless monk, not the eyeless monk. I'm afraid you use this big transparent eye patch to do something improper."

Orochimaru: "Poor old monk, you need a zombie ninja to help you solve your problem of not being able to see clearly. If my zombie ninja can't see clearly, I will provide a permanent warranty."

Tsunade: "Orochimaru, it seems that you are more skilled at selling your technological products than Lala. You are a sales genius, and your ability to seize opportunities is indeed profound."

Wukong: "I didn't expect that the function of this zombie ninja is to provide vision. The zombie ninja I saw last time was very powerful and could also release sealing techniques. Could this be a cheap zombie ninja?"

Iron Arm: "Is Orochimaru selling inferior products? Lala sells genuine products, and they are guaranteed. In this way, Orochimaru will be outdone immediately..."

Bone King: "I don't think Orochimaru dares to sell inferior products. We have all seen his zombie ninjas. But it would be a waste to provide vision to the nameless old monk."

The nameless old monk said: "I never said I needed Orochimaru's zombie ninja. I am now a person who can see and hear everything. Why do I need zombie ninja to help me provide vision?"

Iori Yagami: "It seems that you, an old monk, have been exposed. What is your purpose in wanting Lala's transparent big eye patch? It seems that you, old monk, just want to see beautiful women."

Zhou Yang: "The old monk was exposed in an instant. But when I think about it, the old monk really doesn't have many opportunities to see beautiful women. Lala, you should give it to him, hahaha. Maybe it will have an effect on his heart. Maybe one day he will turn over a new leaf. Lala contributed a lot to his leaving Buddhism."

Lala: "I don't want to hurt him anymore. He actually wants the old monk to leave Buddhism. I'm afraid the old monk will press my acupuncture points and torture me there."

The nameless old monk said: "How can you let me leave my sect? I am a pious monk, a serious monk. What are you trying to do?"

Lala: "Hahaha, so I can't give you this eye patch. I can't let you make a mistake. So I'll only give my big, transparent eye patch to Tony and Orochimaru."

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Chapter 674: The Final Name of the Technological Artifact! Misaki's Rant (Please Subscribe! Please Collect!)

Tony: "Hahahaha, thank you Lala anyway, but can you change the name of your eye patch? This name is still very confusing."

Orochimaru: "That's my suggestion. After all, this name is a bit difficult to pronounce, so let's change it. If the function can also be changed, it might become a very good technological product."

Tsunade: "You perverted big white snake, you took someone else's technological product and asked them to change the name. This is too much. Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning if you go out?"

Orochimaru: "Teacher Tony said the same thing. It seems that only you, the big fat sheep in the gambling world, have strange ideas. The core of a technological product lies not in its name but in its function."

Tsunade: "You are the only one who has a lot of reasons. You really care about other people's names. I like the name Kuan Kuan Shi Jian Yu. It's such a good name that Lala came up with."

Lala: "Hahaha, but this name is indeed long. Does anyone have a better idea? I was just interrupted by a malicious old monk."

The nameless old monk said: "What do you mean by interrupted? You were the ones who took the initiative to tease me. I didn't express my thoughts at all. This is all unfair. Administrator, you need to come out and seek justice."

Zhou Yang knew that the Sweeping Monk was a very serious monk. Although he said some dirty things in the group, he was still a very serious person in the Sweeping Monk's world, and a very powerful person.

Zhou Yang: "You'd better stop criticizing the old monk for looking at beautiful women all day. I'm afraid that one day he'll be punished by his master, like falling down and breaking his limbs, or getting struck by lightning on a rainy day."

Misaka Mikoto: "Hahaha, now that the administrator has mentioned this, isn't this a scene everyone is looking forward to? The old monk has already gone down the path of being a bit of a slut and there's no turning back."

Zhao Linger: "Thinking back to when the old monk joined the group, he was still very serious. I miss how reserved we were when we first met."

Komari: "Ling'er, you should stop reminiscing about the past. Back then, the old monk was still a very serious person. Now look at how unrestrained and uninhibited he is."

The nameless old monk said: "Administrator, you must come out and seek justice for me. I am a very reserved person. I am a very serious monk."

Zhou Yang: "Old monk, it seems that you can't redeem your image in a short time. So you should work hard slowly in the future, or become more and more unrestrained on the road of flirting."

Lala: "So I can't give this all-seeing eyepatch to the old monk, because I only have three test subjects. I decided to change its name to 'The Eyepatch That Sees Through Everything, Penetrates Everything, and Can See Through the Human Body'. Do you think this name is very suitable?"

Dad: "Lala, are you bullying us old people? 'Big Eye Patch That Sees Through Everything, Penetrates Everything, and Can See Through the Human Body'—that name has twenty-three characters. How are we old people supposed to remember it?"

Uncle Lin Jiu: "So let's not remember it. Let the old monk remember it. Hasn't she always wanted this big eye patch? If she can't remember it next time, we won't give it to her."

Nameless Old Monk: "If it's just for this eye mask, I'd be willing to chant his name every day. This eye mask is a very strong product of Lala."

Lala: "This is my new great thing. Now I finally have a huge fan base. Hahahahahahahahahaha. It seems that you will fall in love with my technological products in the future."

Saiki Kusuo: "No! That's not what I think. I will never fall in love with your technology products. That easy running guy is my 233 nightmare. You should leave your technology products to others."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "It seems that Saiki Kusuo is scared to death. Maybe I won't see Saiki Kusuo in Lala's presence in the future."

Liu Angxing: "But can this eye mask also see the inside of cooking ingredients clearly? I think this eye mask is still very useful, but the name is a little hard to remember."

Tony: "So, let's change the name of the Lala eyepatch to "See Through Eyepatch". It's much more catchy to read that way. We can't handle a name like that, like "See Through Everything" or "See Through Everything".

Lala: "Since you said so, I'll officially name this eye mask the X-ray Eye Mask. Hahahaha, I hope the fan base for my tech product will grow bigger and bigger."

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Chapter 675: New member added! An all-around tennis player? (Please bookmark! Please subscribe!)

Ding~ The all-around tennis player has joined the group chat.

Komari: "Wow, it's been a while since Goku joined the chat group. But the last time Goku joined our chat group, I thought he was a very strong person."

Orochimaru: "After all, Goku has the physique of a Super Saiyan. I hope Goku will become my experimental subject, but Goku has always refused. Maybe one day he will change his mind."

Goku: "Orochimaru, forget it. I won't give you my body. But this new member doesn't look like a martial arts expert. He looks like an athlete."

Tsunade: "There's a new member joining the group, and he's called the All-Round Tennis Player. Could he be a handsome guy? Newcomer, please share your photos quickly. I want to see if he's a handsome guy."

The nameless old monk said: "Aunt Tsunade, don't be so thirsty. Why do you think someone is a very handsome young man when you see their name? Although a tennis player may be a young man, he may also be a beautiful woman."

Uncle Lin Jiu: "That means you expect the other person to be a beautiful woman. But old monk, your wretched appearance can easily scare others. Not to mention scaring people, I'm afraid your coquettish appearance can scare the zombies to death."

Dad: "Hahaha, I didn't expect that the old monk would show off right away after a new member joined. It seems that the old monk's road to normalcy is getting farther and farther away. It seems that the old monk has no way to get back on the right path."

Iron Arm: "Wow, it seems like it's been a while since we've seen a new member join. It seems like no one has joined since Goku last joined. I wonder what kind of powerful person he is."

Liu Angxing: "It seems like there's a new person joining. The new person will definitely try my cooking. Maybe he'll fall in love with it."

Xiao Fugui: "Hahaha, Liu Angxing didn't expect you to come and promote your food again. But newcomers to Liu Angxing's cooking must try it. Maybe you will become like the Great British Foodie King and can't get away from it in the future."

Great Britain's Foodie King: "Liu Angxing's food is the most delicious. Although it is said that newcomers should try it, why hasn't this newcomer said anything since joining?"

Genius White: "Could it be that another expert has joined this chat group? It seems to be getting more and more interesting as more and more people join. Who is this expert?"

Saiki Kusuo: "I didn't expect a new member to join. But please don't try Lala's tech products. And if this new member likes coffee jelly, then we'll have something to talk about."

Tony: "The newcomer's name is actually the All-Round Tennis Player. He must be a very good tennis player, but who is he? Newcomer, come out and introduce yourself."

Misaka Mikoto: "Tony, it seems you're more anxious than anyone else. Newcomers tend to be shy. When I first joined, I didn't know how to speak properly. But as I've become more integrated into this chat group, I feel like my style is going astray."

Iori Yagami: "When it comes to going astray, who can compare to the old monk? The old monk is getting more and more flirtatious. I hope this newcomer won't be influenced by the old monk. If he becomes more and more flirtatious like the old monk, it will be terrible."

Marquis Vauban: "Do you think everyone is like the old monk? No one can surpass the old monk's aura. But why are the newcomers so slow to speak? Are they afraid of us?"

Tokisaki Kurumi: ".ˇIt seems that you are afraid of the old monk. Why is the newcomer not speaking? Is he secretly lurking like the other group members and watching us chat?"

Zhou Yang: "Sister Kuang San, you are a little shy when you first come in. If you think about it, a girl like you will feel shy, and others will feel shy too."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "That's all because of you, the shameless administrator. I must come out and teach you a lesson. Otherwise, I am also a very reserved girl."

Esdeath: "All of this is because of our shameless administrator. Is it because of the administrator (Li Zhaozhao) that the newcomers are afraid to speak? Can't we see the newcomers speak today?"

Ying Zheng: "A new person has joined. Could he be someone very powerful? But looking at the name, there was no such movement in my time. Could he be someone from the future?"