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Genius White: "It seems that the topic you are talking about is too difficult to understand. I can understand everything in this world, but when it comes to the relationship between men and women, it is really a complicated matter."
Zhao Linger: "Isn't it normal to find a partner when venturing into this world? Luckily, the administrator helped me defeat the Moon Worship Water Monster last time, otherwise I might not have had the chance to pursue my love."
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Zhou Yang: "Hahahaha, didn't expect I have such a function? I just happened to defeat that Moon Worship Water Monster last time, but if you want to talk about the biggest contribution, it must be Orochimaru."
Orochimaru: "Administrator, this compliment is a bit too much. If it weren't for the administrator's strong strength, how would I have found the opportunity to seal this moon-worshiping water monster."
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Iori Yagami: "It's true that even heroes can be tempted by beautiful women. To be honest, Zhao Linger is also a beauty. Is this why the administrator went to help her?"
Xun'er: "Administrator Brother is not that kind of person. He only helped Zhao Linger out of righteousness. I believe that's why he helped Zhao Linger."
Esdeath: "Hahaha, it seems Xun'er still doesn't see clearly enough. A shameless person like the administrator is not like this."
Zhou Yang: "Wow, why are you putting all the blame on me? But if I hadn't defeated the Moon Worship Water Monster, Zhao Linger might have been in danger."
Uncle Lin Jiu: "So, when can the administrator be kind enough to help me catch some zombies? If you can, I will admit that you are a kind person."
Dad: "Uncle Jiu, you're already so good at catching zombies on your own, yet you still need help from others. It seems like you've reached the end of your life."
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Chapter 663: Uncle Jiu's Ambitions! The Grocery Store in the Chat Group! (Please Subscribe! Please Collect!)
The nameless old monk said: "I didn't expect there are so many old bones in our group. But if you say that these old bones of ours are useless, I won't accept it."
Dad: "Hahahaha, it seems that you are still useful, old monk. You are the most coquettish man in the group. If we ask who is the coquettishest man in the group, it must be you."
Uncle Lin Jiu: "Hahaha, according to what the old monk said, our old bones are still very useful. But I've been catching zombies lately and I feel a lot younger. Maybe I can catch zombies for a few more decades."
Lala: "Hahahahaha, Uncle Lin Jiu, why don't you try my tech product, Easy Running, it will definitely make you ten years younger and feel like you're walking like the wind."
Uncle Lin Jiu: "Lala, forget about that pair of shoes of yours. If I put them on, my old bones might not be able to bear it. It seems that only Saiki Kusuo is more suitable."
Orochimaru: "Then it seems that Uncle Lin Jiu, you need to purchase a zombie ninja to lighten your burden. My zombie ninja is very skilled."
Iron Arm: "Orochimaru, you really are good at taking advantage of every opportunity. You're marketing your zombie ninjas in a flash. I have to say, you're a sales genius."
Zhou Yang: "Orochimaru, please stop selling your zombie ninjas. They are mass-produced, but you are selling them at such a high price. You are trying to monopolize the market."
Orochimaru: "My zombie ninja is very practical. If I give it to Uncle Jiu, he won't have to go out and catch zombies himself. He can catch zombies in the cloud. Look how convenient it is."
Uncle Lin Jiu: "Your zombie ninjas are just like Lala's technological gadgets. I'm not lucky enough to own them. I'd better make my own living. When it comes to catching zombies, no one is better than me."
Orochimaru: "That's not necessarily true, otherwise why would there be zombie ninjas? So maybe I am also a zombie Taoist priest now, and I can even control zombies to use ninjutsu."
Lala: "It seems that Orochimaru's technology is quite advanced. However, since everyone doesn't like my Easy Run, then you will definitely like my other technological products."
Tsunade: "Lala, you are right. The bath machine you gave me last time was so great. Does it have a worldwide warranty? If it breaks down, can I contact you?"
Lala: "I will definitely provide excellent service. If other chat group members are also interested in my technology products, don't miss out."
Saiki Kusuo: "I'm willing to become an old skeleton. Forget about the easy running thing. I think this technological product was created just to prank people. I'm not lucky enough to enjoy it."
Komari: "But speaking of the old monk's Qinggong when he was hunting down the evil reincarnation last time, the old monk's Qinggong was still very impressive, not like that of an old bone at all. And the old monk's acupoint pressing hand, I don't think this is something an old bone can do? You are still the backbone of the group."
Misaka Mikoto: "Hahaha, although there are still many young people in the group, the veterans in the group are still very strong. If we talk about strength, we may not be able to match them..."
Wukong: "The old monk's kung fu is quite powerful. If I hadn't seen the strength of so many people in the group, I might not be able to defeat him if I met him."
Tiedan Shenhou: "Although the old monk is a bit stuffy sometimes, his old bones are still useful. Look at his Qinggong, he doesn't look like an old man at all."
The nameless old monk said, "Thank you for the compliment. I'm just an ordinary person, and all these skills are just mediocre and not worth mentioning. Not worth mentioning."
Tony: "When it comes to aura, no one can compare to the old monk. The old monk's aura can kill people directly."
Zhou Yang: "Tony is right. The evil reincarnationist was tortured so badly by him last time. Now that I think about it, the old monk is really a very arrogant person."
The nameless old monk said: "This is just a special interrogation technique. I have thousands of techniques. I have many ways."
Misaka Mi 1.2 Koto: "I wonder what tricks the old monk will come up with next. Next time I go on a mission, I must bring the old monk with me."
Zhou Yang: "I didn't expect the old monk to be so respected. It seems that I have to bring him with me on the next mission."
Nameless Old Monk: "Hahaha, I'd rather not do that. For an old man like me, it's better to stay in my own world. Let's leave the missions to the young people."
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Chapter 664: The Temptation of Immortality! Kurumi and Esdeath's Protest! (Please bookmark! Please subscribe!)
Lala: "Maybe I can invent a tool that can instantly make the old monk ten years younger. If it's possible, you must be the first test subject."
Dad: "We might not dare to use a machine like yours. If there are any side effects after using it, it seems you can't be held responsible, Lala."
Tiedan Shenhou: "It would be great if there was something that could make me ten years younger. Maybe once Lala develops a product like this, we can achieve true immortality."
Zhou Yang: "It seems that the Gallbladder Licking God actually wants to be immortal. But immortality is not a good thing. Don't you old bones think so?"
Ying Zheng: "If people like us could live forever, maybe my dynasty could last forever. Thinking about this, I still think immortality is a very awesome thing."
Liu Angxing: "As long as you eat more of my food, maybe you can live longer. My food is very cheap, do you want to give it a try?"
Great Britain's Foodie King: "If it's free, of course I want to eat it. Liu Angxing's food might actually help prolong your life."
Xiao Fugui: "You Great British foodie king, you are so young and yet you still want to live longer and longer. This is not okay. We are different from the old monks."
Great Britain's Foodie King: "Isn't this just to try Liu Angxing's cooking? The food Liu Angxing makes is so delicious. As long as people have a sense of happiness, maybe their lifespan will increase."
Lala: "Since you want to improve your sense of happiness, then you must try my bath. My bath can increase your sense of happiness several times."
Saiki Kusuo: "Hahaha, Lala, forget about using tech products like this. They might even shorten your lifespan. Let's protect ourselves and stay away from Lala's products."
Tony: "A great inventor like Lala, the technological products she invented have been blocked by Saiki Kusuo. It seems that Saiki Kusuo was still very scared last time. But that easy running guy can really exercise you, Saiki Kusuo, stop thinking about eating coffee jelly all day, and exercise more."
Komari: "I'm still young. I haven't thought about such things yet. I'm still a pure child. I'd better enjoy my life."
Misaka Mikoto: "Hahaha, it seems like you're suited to being a otaku, Umaru-chan. It's not a good idea to just stay at home all day eating chips and drinking Coke."
Saiki Kusuo: "At this point, I have to justify the reputation of coffee jelly. If I add coffee jelly, it might be a perfect thing."
Uncle Lin Jiu: "How could someone invent a machine like this? But I think Uncle Jiu is still very young. After all, I can catch a lot of zombies in a day."
Orochimaru: "Lala, if there is a machine like this, maybe you can sell it to old Aunt Tsunade. I remember how charming she was when she was young."
The nameless old monk said: "It seems that Orochimaru still likes Tsunade when she was young. Maybe when you were younger you could be together."
Tsunade: "I don't care about him, but if Lala has a machine like this, I would like to be the first test subject. But I had a lot of fun using the bathing machine she gave me last time."
Zhou Yang: "It seems that Aunt Tsunade really wants to be younger. If Aunt Tsunade becomes younger, maybe we should call her Miss Tsunade?"
Zhou Yang naturally knew that Tsunade was very beautiful when she was young, but if Lala really had such a machine, it might be a good thing for the group members. However, it was still very easy for Zhou Yang to achieve immortality because he had this chat group. But Zhou Yang thought back and realized that if 637 achieved immortality, he would still have a lot of troubles in his life.
Tokisaki Kurumi: "Look at this wretched administrator, trying to molest Miss Tsunade. It seems that you, a shameless person, are not only thick-skinned, but also very wretched."
Esdeath: "Kyousan is right. It seems that wretched men like the administrator should be caught and made into soup."
Zhou Yang saw the two girls attacking him at the same time. It seemed that the two girls were feeling a mixture of love and hate at this moment.
Zhou Yang: "Are you two girls starting to care about me? If you say so, then I will change in the future. I didn't expect you two girls to always think about me."
Tokisaki Kurumi: "Hey, this administrator is still as shameless as ever. It seems that people like this are beyond saving."
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Chapter 665: The Administrator Trapped in Shura Field! The Spokesperson of the True Fragrance Law! (Please Subscribe! Please Collect!)
Tsunade: "It seems that the administrator has fallen deeply into the quagmire of women and can't seem to break free. I don't think the administrator dares to ban the two girls."
Zhou Yang: "Wow, Aunt Tsunade's words really hit me hard, but if I ban the two girls, people will look down on me. So I really don't dare to do that."
Tokisaki Kurumi: "Hahahaha, if you have the guts, just mute me and see if I can beat you up. Don't you have supreme authority? I'm going to mute you now."
Tiedan Shenhou: "Wow, this Tokisaki Kurumi actually dared to provoke the administrator. The last vivid example was Gilgamesh, who hasn't been released yet."
Jin Shanshan was very dissatisfied when he saw people in the group discussing him, but there was nothing he could do, because Zhou Yang was the one with the most authority in the chat group. He was also banned from speaking for a few days, and he felt very suffocated because he couldn't chat.
Esdeath: "Sister Kuang San, please don't provoke him. He might really ban you later. Our administrator is a wretched man."
Zhou Yang: "I don't want to ban the two girls. I really care about the girls in our chat group. You must like people like me."
Tokisaki Kurumi: "What should I do with you like this? You have become so shameless. It seems that next time we meet, I will definitely beat you up."
Zhou Yang: "You can only banter with me at best. If you really saw me, wouldn't your heart be beating fast? Am I right, Miss Kuang San?"
Tsunade: "Administrator, this trick is really amazing. No girl will like you like this. You are too shameless."
Orochimaru: "Our administrator. Is it like you, no one likes you? But maybe no one wants a woman with low IQ. It seems that Tsunade's future marriage is a bit worrying."
Uncle Lin Jiu: "I didn't expect that Orochimaru has already started to worry about Aunt Tsunade's marriage life. Orochimaru, why don't you create a zombie ninja for Aunt Tsunade? Maybe she will like it."
Dad: "Your uncle, last time I said I would make a zombie ninja for you to be your wife, you refused. Now you want Orochimaru to give her to Tsunade."
Tiedan Shenhou: "It turns out that Uncle Jiu still can't forget his zombies dressed in women's clothes. Maybe Uncle Jiu is having a fashion show with his zombies dressed in women's clothes right now."
Uncle Lin Jiu: "Wow, you guys are talking so perverted, but I'm not that perverted. I'm a zombie Taoist priest, I'm not such a wretched person."
Orochimaru: "Uncle Nine, you never know. You might end up getting stuck in the quagmire of cross-dressing zombies. Then you'll really need my zombie ninjas. Look at your points account. I can give you some very good zombie ninjas, and they're top-notch cross-dressing zombies."
The nameless old monk said: "It seems that Uncle Jiu has been played badly. He was actually sold this kind of thing by Orochimaru. Uncle Jiu, you should quickly correct your style."
Bone King: "If we're talking about correcting our style, who's more urgent than you, old monk? Your flirtiness is no less than Uncle Nine's. You're the flirt king of our group."
Marquis Vauban: "I agree with you, what Bone King said is absolutely right. Old monk is the king of our chat group. But in your condition, old monk, do you also need a zombie ninja from Orochimaru to quench your thirst?"
Yagami Iori: "People like the old monk are saying that a monk like me should not be involved in worldly affairs. This is really insulting to me."
The nameless old monk said: "...It seems that what Yagami Iori said is true. A man like me who is always accompanied by a green lamp will not be contaminated by worldly things. I want to stay away from the worldly world."
Zhou Yang: "Old monk, stop hiding your flirtatious nature. I used to think you were a secluded monk, but now you're just a flirty monk."
Nameless Old Monk: "I never thought that my wisdom would be ruined after joining this chat group. It's really not worth it, it's really not worth it."
Tony: "Old monk, stop saying it's not worth it all the time. You're a man who quietly made a fortune. Ever since you joined this chat group, your skills have been constantly improving."
Nameless Old Monk: "Hahahaha, you're right. As a member of the chat group, I still feel very lucky."
Dad: "Look, the law of true fragrance has reappeared. Old monk, you are the spokesperson for the law of true fragrance. Old monk, do you want to make a bowl of fried rice today?"
Zhou Yang: "Dad, you've revealed the truth. Maybe the old monk is really the typical representative of the law of true fragrance. Old monk, you should admit it. No one can match your coquettishness."
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Chapter 666: The Deterrent Power of the Silence Package! The Golden King's Declaration! (Please Subscribe! Please Collect!)
Gilgamesh: "Ah, I'm finally free from the muteness. Come and feel my power. Are there any weaklings who want to seek my protection?"
Uncle Lin Jiu: "Wow. It seems like Gilgamesh has been holding it in for a long time, and he's been released now. It seems his mute package has expired. Admin, can you please renew it for him?"
Dad: "Uncle Jiu, your words are really vicious. You even want to help Gilgamesh continue to be banned. Now we need to tag the administrator."
Tokisaki Kurumi: "I thought about it, it seems like it's been a long time since I saw Gilgamesh talking. No, it should be said that it's been a long time since I saw Gilgamesh showing off."
Esdeath: "Seeing this name, I feel like he's a new member. It seems like Gilgamesh has disappeared from our sight for a long time."
Wukong: "Hahahaha, when was the last time I saw Gilgamesh talking? It seems like it's been a long time. But I haven't really seen Gilgamesh's strength yet."
Iron Arm: "Golden Flash is like a new member. It seems like he has been locked up in the dark room for a long time. Shouldn't you post your own photos like a new member of the group?"
Iori Yagami: "The silence package is really a troublesome thing. It seems that Gilgamesh has been holding it in for a long time and has nowhere to vent."
Zhou Yang: "Hahahaha, it's been a while since I've seen our pretentious King Jin Shanshan. Did you enjoy the silence meal?"
Jin Shanshan: "I am so angry about this matter but dare not speak out. They actually gave me such a long silence package. The authority is unauthorized and can do whatever they want."
Tiedan Shenhou: "The administrator's strength is enough to make you submit. It seems that you should submit to the administrator's strength. The administrator's strength is the best in the world."
Marquis Vauban: "Poor Gilgamesh, he finally succumbed to the ultimate authority of the Administrator. It seems that the Administrator is not only powerful, but also has unlimited authority."
Bone King: "So, Gilgamesh, why don't you mess with anyone else in the future? You actually mess with the administrator. It seems that the black room and the silence package have scared you."
Gilgamesh: "I've never been afraid before, but I've improved my strength during this time. Now you weaklings have to rely on me for protection."
Zhou Yang: "Does Jin Shanshan want to challenge me in a one-on-one duel again? You've already been defeated by me, but you can't even challenge me in a one-on-one duel now."
Tsunade: "Glittering Gold vs. the Administrator, this is a very interesting show, but how strong can Gilgamesh be? The strength of the Administrator is obvious to all."
Orochimaru: "Maybe after Gilgamesh takes my Ultimate Solution, he can still withstand one or half a move from the Administrator. So Gilgamesh needs my Ultimate Solution? It's on sale now."
Saiki Kusuo: "Orochimaru, your ultimate solution will have side effects. If there are side effects, they might be even scarier than Lala's shoes."
Orochimaru: "Become my first test subject, maybe you can enhance Gilgamesh's ability. Look at my zombie ninja, maybe you can surpass the strength of my zombie ninja."
Saiki Kusuo: "Who dares to be your experimental subject? If they fail, they might turn into a zombie ninja. It seems that you are still too dangerous, so I'd better stay at home and eat my coffee jelly."
Komari: "Komari thinks that Orochimaru's solution is very powerful, but someone like Komari doesn't need to try it. I'll just stay at home."
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