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Looking at this scene of deep affection between father and son, Zhou Yang nudged Bone King beside him with his elbow and said thoughtfully:

"Don't you think we're like the villains, bullying the protagonist?"

Bone King replied softly: "This is not just similar, it is exactly the same!"

Zhou Yang pulled away a little after hearing this, then glanced at him and said:

"Then a man as glorious and noble as me must keep a distance from you, otherwise it would be bad if I was mistaken for you!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the other group members, even Lala, couldn't help but roll their eyes!

Although Zhou Yang has a bottom line in doing things, he is a decisive person and cannot be called glorious and great at all!

However, no one exposed him. Lala also looked at Gu Santong for a few times, and then asked Orochimaru:

"The gas you use isn't made from zombie blood, is it?"

"You're a super scientist indeed! You saw it right away!"

Orochimaru admitted it frankly, then pinched a small ball with his fingers and introduced it:

"This is a gas I extracted from the toxins in zombie fangs mixed with their blood. It can temporarily infect people with zombie toxins and turn them into zombie slaves!

If an ordinary person is infected with this zombie toxin, he will be turned into a zombie slave and will frantically kill living beings.

But if someone with a certain level of physical fitness is infected, they can resist the toxins and only suffer from temporary stiffness!"

Lala nodded thoughtfully and suddenly said:

"Then this weapon of yours can be used as poison gas, which is extremely lethal to ordinary life forms!"

Bone King also asked curiously: "What is the refining cost? If it's not expensive, I will also purchase some!"

Orochimaru shrugged his shoulders, a profiteer's smile appeared on his face, and he said:

"The cost isn't high, but the refining process for 257 is extremely complicated..."

Zhou Yang rolled his eyes. Isn't this just trying to quote a high price? So he said directly:

"Just tell me the price. It's not the first day we've known you!"

Orochimaru was not embarrassed at all and said directly:

"One ton only needs one point. That's a very reasonable price!"

One point per ton, this is too cheap!

Zhou Yang complained in his heart, Orochimaru really wants to make himself the largest zombie supplier in the universe, so such a price is really... a benefit to the people?

However, if you want to deal with some human wave tactics, this gas is really the best weapon, but the side effects are too great, and it can cause flooding if you are not careful!

Lala and Bone King both nodded, quite satisfied with the price. Iron-hearted God Marquis beside them also wanted to nod.

But he suddenly found that he was already a pauper!

But even if he had money, he would not buy this kind of thing. The example of the nameless world is there. If it is leaked accidentally, then his world will become a zombie world!

Even if it is rescued by then, the entire Ming Dynasty will be seriously damaged!

Then Tiedan Shenhou fixed his gaze on the two people on the ground and slowly spoke:

"You guys, do you want to try the father-son rice bowl?"

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Chapter 321: The Philosophical Iron Banana Divine Marquis? The Most Handsome Man Ever to Walk the World (Third update, please collect! Please complete and subscribe!)

"Pfft!"

As soon as these words came out, Ainz Ooal Gown couldn't help but laugh out loud, but in order to maintain his dignity as a villain, he had to turn around, but his shoulders could still be seen shaking!

Orochimaru was also trying to hold back a smile on his pale face, and only Lala, the innocent girl, was wondering if there was any other meaning in this?

Zhou Yang couldn't help laughing out loud. He had heard of mother-daughter rice bowls, but this father-son rice bowl was a bit too strong!

Suddenly the atmosphere became a little hot, and at the same time, Tiedan Shenhoudu was filled with a kind of vanity!

Could it be that because Su Xin was taken away by Gu Santong, Tiedan Shenhou turned love into hate, so he wanted to vent his anger on Gu Santong and his son!

Or maybe Tiedan Shenhou didn't like Suxin at all, but was infatuated with Gu Santong and his son, and now he finally found a chance to vent!

What a great game played by the Iron-hearted Lord!

Feeling the strange looks from the other group members, Tiedan Shenhou quickly explained:

"I was just joking, I'm not into men!"

"Don't explain!"

Zhou Yang patted Tiedan Shenhou's shoulder and sighed:

"You've worked hard over the years. There's no need to pretend in the group. We...we don't discriminate based on gender orientation!"

Iron-hearted Divine Marquis was speechless and rolled his eyes.

“I’m really not gay…”

At this time, the Bone King also calmed down his emotions passively, stretched out his pale bony hand, and under the nervous eyes of Duan Tianya and others, patted Tiedan Shenhou's shoulder and comforted him:

"I know you're not gay, you just happen to like someone of the same sex. Come on, Iron Banana Divine Marquis!"

Tiedan Shenhou immediately drooped his face and said unhappily:

"God damn Iron Banana Divine Marquis, you old idiot who's read too much dark philosophy!"

Zhou Yang couldn't help laughing:

"Hahahahaha, Iron Banana Divine Marquis, this name is much better than your Iron Gallbladder Divine Marquis. If I use this name, I think it will attract a lot of people!"

This is not a mockery, but a mutual banter between group members. In Gabriel's words, it is the daily life of a group of stupid group members!

Lala bit her index finger, not quite understanding what was so interesting about the Iron Banana God's plot. After all, she still had no idea about philosophy!

They were laughing happily, but Gu Santong and his son felt like every day was a year. They could not understand what these people were saying at all and just thought they were mocking them!

Gu Santong was also a tough guy, he gritted his teeth and said:

"Zhu Wusi, I did it all by myself this time. If you want to kill me or cut me up, come to me. I was the one who dragged my son here. Don't do anything to him!"

Cheng Shifei heard this and said anxiously:

"Father, I came here of my own accord..."

"Shut up!"

Gu Santong yelled with a ferocious look on his face, his eyes bloodshot. With disheveled hair, he raised his head and looked at Tiedan Shenhou and said:

"Let him go. As long as you let my son go, I can give you the Vajra Indestructible Divine Art. If you are still not satisfied, you can destroy his martial arts and make him a useless person.

Then I won't be able to threaten you anymore. Just bury me and Su Xin together after I die!"

It is pitiful to see the love of parents in the world. Gu Santong already feels guilty for not fulfilling his father's responsibilities, and now he has even implicated his own son, so he wants to find a way out for him!

The Iron-Hearted Divine Marquis is a ruthless hero, so naturally he will not be soft-hearted because of his enemy's pleas!

Being kind to your enemies is being cruel to yourself. There are many examples in the martial arts world where people let go of their enemies out of weakness, and the latter took the opportunity to wipe out their entire families!

and……

Tiedan Shenhou smiled slightly, turned the two iron eggs in his hands, and said contemptuously:

"Do you think I'm worthy of your Vajra Indestructible Divine Art?"

Gu Santong swallowed the blood in his mouth, feeling his body becoming increasingly stiff, and said with a sneer:

"If it weren't for my martial arts, why would you have tortured me for so many years?"

"Forehead……"

Tiedan Shenhou was a little embarrassed. He was exposed just when he was about to show off. However, he was a seasoned man after all, so he said directly:

"I did think about these things before, but now I look down on your things. They are so childish!"

Before Gu Santong could refute, Tiedan Shenhou clenched a piece of talisman paper in his hand. It began to combust without being ignited, and was slapped away by Tiedan Shenhou!

Rumble!

A bolt of lightning flew out from his palm and hit the ground outside the door, creating a hole with an explosive sound!

When Gu Santong saw this scene, his pupils suddenly contracted and he couldn't help but murmured:

"impossible……"

The power of this thunder was not great, and even his punch could cause a bigger scene, but he did not feel any internal force reaction!

In other words, this is not martial arts at all!

It's not martial arts, but it can use thunder! Isn't driving talismans a magical skill?

Could it be that the Iron-hearted Divine Marquis has obtained the opportunity to become an immortal?

How unfair it is that God lets such a person get this opportunity!

Tiedan Shenhou naturally saw through Gu Santong's thoughts, but he did not explain that his opportunity was much stronger than the immortal fate!

In the chat group, even the Buddha Wu Tian, ​​who is looked up to by all the immortals and Buddhas, is a gentle and gentle person!

Among them, there are also many godslayers, magic dragons, etc. Even the so-called immortals have to behave themselves when they come to the chat group!

Moreover, Tiedan Shenhou believes that more and more big guys will come in the future, and maybe there will be someone who is so powerful that he can crush the universe with one hand. That is the real strongest person!

Thinking of this, Tiedan Shenhou stroked his beard and said:

"... This Marquis has long ceased to care about human power. Do you know the origins of my four friends?"

Gu Santong asked cooperatively, "What's the origin?"

Tiedan Shenhou smiled slightly, pointed at Momonga and said:

"He is the king of the underworld, managing countless undead skeletons and ghosts. With a single command, he can turn this world into a vast den of ghosts, countless lives into blood and food, and even turn the world upside down!"

Then the Iron-hearted God pointed at Lala and said:

"She is the eldest princess of the Holy Land. She commands countless fleets and a vast sea of ​​soldiers. She can easily destroy a dynasty!"

Then he pointed at Orochimaru and said:

"He's a biological scientist. You wouldn't understand even if I told you, but one of his poison gas bombs can kill a million soldiers, and he has a pet snake that's bigger than a mountain!"

Finally, Tiedan Shenhou pointed at Zhou Yang and said respectfully:

"This Mr. Zhou is the ruler of the heavenly forces and a banished immortal from the mortal world. Even immortals dare not disrespect him, as the consequence would be stripping them of their status and sending them into the cycle of reincarnation!"

The Iron-hearted Divine Marquis boasted about these people using words that the ancients could hear, and what he said was all the truth!

These words shocked the ancient natives, while Tiedan Shenhou looked down at Gu Santong and said:

"Gu Santong, you will never know how big the world outside the well is!"

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Chapter 322: The Ultimate Victory of the Dog! The Indestructible Divine Art and the Golden Armored Corpse (First update, please save! Please complete!)

"The world outside the well..."

Gu Santong murmured to himself. Although he could feel the pride in Tiedan Shenhou's heart, he couldn't understand it!

The gap in civilization levels is like a chasm. If he hadn't gotten into the chat group, he wouldn't have been able to understand even if he told Tiedan Shenhou this knowledge!

The most crucial thing is the ability to master language and knowledge, so that group members from all walks of life can communicate without any obstacles and understand the meaning quickly!

Gu Santong had never seen the outside world, and no matter how much he talked, his experience was not enough to conceive of the outside world!

Cheng Shifei and Tiedan Shenhou's three lackeys were shocked: the King of the Underworld, the Princess of the Holy Land, and the banished immortal from the mortal world!

Although they could not fully understand the meaning of these cool nouns, they could feel the power behind them, so they looked at Zhou Yang and others with admiration!

Momonga felt these gazes and said with a smile:

"Iron-hearted Divine Marquis is really good at speaking. Lord of the Underworld, why don't you call me the King of Hell?"

"Maybe there's a difference between your skeleton image and the King of Hell!"

Zhou Yanghui spread his hands and joked:

"Have you forgotten the saying, 'A dog who licks until he gets what he wants'?"

Orochimaru also smiled and said: "Licking also depends on the person, the art of speaking is very important!"