God-level chat group

"What's there to be ashamed of? Didn't you ban me for the entire day? It felt great, didn't it?"

"It's okay. Being muted for a while feels good. Being muted all the time feels good!"

But this time the text was "Sorry! Goodbye! See you never again!", a set of three consecutive words that made Gilgamesh go crazy!

Jin Shanshan crushed the throne's pure gold armrest with his right hand, and then said in a deep voice:

"If you send me another emoji, I'll blast you into dust with the King's Treasure!"

Zhou Yang rolled his eyes and said lightly:

“It’s great to have money!”

Jin Shanshan sneered and said lightly:

"Excuse me, but if you have money you can do whatever you want!"

"The world is so big, but you are the naughtiest!"

Zhou Yang complained, then became serious and asked:

"What on earth do you want to talk to me about? And what's in the red envelope?"

Seeing this, Jin Shanshan suddenly laughed, with an ambiguous smile on his lips, and said provocatively:

"Why don't you just take it out and see what's inside? Are you scared?"

Facing Jin Shanshan's provocation, Zhou Yang retorted without hesitation:

"How could I possibly be afraid of a Tsundere like you, a big-headed ghost?"

Jin Shanshan was not angry, but just said lightly:

"Since you're not afraid, just open it and take a look!"

"You're such a jerk! I'll turn you into an eel sooner or later!"

Zhou Yang said something about his previous life, then directly released his own cursed power around him, forming a barrier, and then clicked to receive the red envelope!

Ding!

A pure gold bottle appeared in Zhou Yang's hand. When he shook it gently, he could hear the sound of liquid flowing inside.

Zhou Yang pulled out the cork, and a rich aroma of wine instantly filled every air in the room, making people feel as if they were in a sea of ​​fine wine!

"(⊙o⊙) Wow, what's that smell? It's so fragrant!"

Zhou Yun shrugged her nose and slowly walked towards Zhou Yang. Xiaoying beside her even had a blush on her face!

Even Scathach couldn't help but admire:

"This wine is very good!"

Crunch!

"Foolish master, you're back... What's that smell... My head is feeling dizzy!"

The door was opened again, and Beatrice with twin ponytails walked in. When she smelled the smell of alcohol in the air, her face turned red, and her gait became confused!

Beatrice noticed something was wrong with her, and her eyes sparkled with tears. She then glared at Zhou Yang fiercely, turned around and rushed out, leaving only one sentence:

"You perverted master!"

"You blame me for your poor alcohol tolerance!"

Zhou Yang felt that he was being blamed for no reason, so he asked Jin Shanshan:

"Why did you suddenly give me wine? And judging by the smell, it must be quite old!"

"Not short, huh..."

Jin Shanshan sneered, then said arrogantly:

"This is wine brewed by Dionysus, the god of wine and one of the Twelve Olympians. It's the wine the gods drink. Common people, you've never seen such a high-end bar!"

All the treasures in the world are collected in King Jinshan’s treasury. Although this divine wine is precious, it cannot escape from King Jinshan’s palm!

Regarding Jin Shanshan who started to act arrogantly, Zhou Yang said with a smile:

"Have you ever tasted the nectar and the wine in the Purple Sky Palace?"

Jin Shanshan was stunned for a moment and said awkwardly:

"I really don't have any nectar, and what is the Purple Sky Palace?"

"A place where a super invincible boss stays, you are not yet capable of entering the gate of Zixiao Palace!"

Zhou Yang said with a smile that no matter how powerful Jin Shanshan was, it was impossible for him to cross the border to the prehistoric world, and even if he went to the prehistoric world, he would not be able to go to the Zixiao Palace!

Jin Shanshan said unyieldingly, "Is there really a place for tennis in this world? You're not kidding me, are you?"

For a proud woman like you, I can trick you into bed ten times, in all kinds of positions!

Zhou Yang laughed in his heart, but did not say it out loud. Instead, he said pointedly:

"Since you are so powerful, Village Chief, why don't you come over to my place and drink some wine together?"

"you……"

There was a huge amount of magic power flashing in Jin Shanshan's red eyes, and the anger in his eyes flashed and quickly dissipated!

She really didn't have the ability to cross the border and go to Zhou Yang's side. After all, this chat group was too powerful and beyond her understanding!

Seeing that Jin Shanshan stopped talking, Zhou Yang did not continue to ask. After all, people are grateful for what they have received. Now that he has obtained a bottle of good wine, he can be considered to have gained something.

So Zhou Yang said:

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. What do you want to talk to me about?"

PS: Third update, please subscribe! Please vote for the monthly version! Please add me to your collection! Please give me flowers! Please give me a review! .

Chapter 313: The Oldest Village Chief's Good Friend! Zhou Yang's Divine Tricks! (First update, please save! Please subscribe!)

There is no free lunch in the world, and there is no free lunch on the earth.

Weasel = yellow

Gold = Yellow

Gold = money

Jinshanshan = rich, so Jinshanshan is equal to weasel!

Although this tsundere Shiny looks good, he is still an evil weasel!

Fortunately, Jin Shanshan didn’t know what was in Zhou Yang’s mind, otherwise she would have slashed Zhou Yang even at the risk of losing the Sword of Guaili!

But since Zhou Yang had spoken directly, Gilgamesh naturally would not hesitate, so he spoke directly:

"You have the ability to predict the future, right? I saw it in the group chat file. You can predict the future of most people!"

Predict future?

Does Jin Shanshan want to know his future?

Doesn’t Young-Shan have the title of Omniscient-Omnipotent Star?

Zhou Yang was stunned for a moment. His understanding of the Type-Moon world was limited to simple cognition, and he was not a professional Type-Moon fan!

If I were to describe him in his previous life, he was more like a lover of all anime characters rather than a fan of a specific anime.

As for Jin Shanshan, the all-knowing and all-powerful star, he also learned from the forum, and he only knew that it could help him gain powerful strength!

He didn't know what the treasure was, how to use it, or how to release it!

But since Jin Shanshan came to him, he must have something to ask of him!

Don't let your thoughts run wild in your mind, then ask with a smile:

"So what do you want to know?"

Jin Shanshan tapped his fingers lightly on the armrest and asked softly:

"I don't know either, I'm just asking out of curiosity!"

This is not because Gillian is lying again, but she really just wants to ask. As a king, she disdains to lie!

However, there was one thing she didn't say, which was that she had been thinking all day about how to find a topic to talk about with Zhou Yang, and in the end she only thought of this!

But this is not the key point. The key point is how Zhou Yang will answer her!

"That's really the village chief's style!"

Zhou Yang rolled his eyes and was speechless about this willful king, but Zhou Yang was not the kind of person who would take other people's things for free!

He is the kind of person who would take other people's things for free and then take away everything else!

You have to know that Gilgamesh, as the oldest king, has a large collection of heroic spirit treasures and worldly wealth in her royal treasury. He only needs to fish out some good stuff to make a fortune!

So Zhou Yang thought for a moment and said, "Do you want to know the whereabouts of Enkidu?"

Enkidu is Tsundere's best friend, and he is also a divine weapon created by the gods to punish Gilgamesh!

A hero from the "Epic of Gilgamesh." While gentle in speech and refined in demeanor, he possesses a ferocious fighting power that belies his appearance, a "Noble Phantasm of Will."

It is the chain that connects heaven and earth, and is called the strongest by the King of Heroes. Unlike ordinary Heroic Spirits, it is not a human who has achieved great deeds, but a Noble Phantasm created by the gods, and becomes a Servant as the strongest "weapon" of Uruk.

He was the first friend that the lonely Gilgamesh found, and he also regarded Gilgamesh as his one and only friend. It was a pity that he lost his life in Gugalana!

A big part of the reason Gilgamesh delayed the gods so much was because of Enkidu!

However, Zhou Yang was not sure whether Gilgamesh was not accompanied by Enkidu now, but it was a good guess!

After seeing these three words, the originally arrogant Gilgamesh suddenly fell silent. The corners of his mouth, which were originally curved, gradually smoothed out, and a green figure flashed in his red eyes!

Gilgamesh raised his slender legs and muttered softly to himself:

"Enkidu... should still be alive, but where is she?"

Gilgamesh himself became a heroic spirit and knew the existence of the restraining force, but he could never see Enkidu again!

His star of omniscience and omnipotence cannot be used against gods, and Enkidu, who is a creation of God, is naturally included in this category!

Boom!Boom!Boom!

His fingers tapped lightly on the armrest, and the sound echoed in the palace and fell into Gilgamesh's ears!

After a while, Gilgamesh spoke:

"Where is Enkidu?"

Zhou Yang smiled slightly when she saw the message. As expected, no matter how arrogant Gilgamesh was, he never forgot his good friend!

However, he really couldn't answer this question, because he was not a veteran Moon fan. Even Fatego quit the game because of his bad luck and couldn't draw Black Jeanne d'Arc.

So instead of asking him about the whereabouts of the green-haired Enkidu, you might as well ask him about tomorrow's lottery winning numbers!

· ······Request flowers·· ···

But since he had boasted in the group about his ability to predict the future, Zhou Yang would not contradict himself!

So Zhou Yang thought about it and said in a mysterious tone:

"She's always been there, just waiting for you to discover her!"

Enkidu Leshi also became a heroic spirit, but no one knew where he was, so Zhou Yang added a sentence at the end: wait for Jinshanshan to find him!

This is the so-called art of passing the buck. Some fortune tellers in previous lives did this!

When faced with a question that cannot be answered, just answer vaguely, pass the blame back, and leave room for the other person to fill in the blanks!

As long as the other party has a desire in his heart, she will definitely identify with it. This is also one of the high-end psychological tactics!

...... ... .......

The most special thing about Jin Shanshan is her arrogance. Even if she encounters something she doesn't understand, she will not bow her head to ask Zhou Yang!

So the moment she opened her mouth, Gilgamesh fell into the trap!

"Beside me?"

Jin Shanshan murmured softly, and a strange flashed in his red eyes. He really felt that he always had a familiar feeling, as if someone was always watching him!

Originally she thought it was just an illusion, but now that she thought about it, could it be that Enkidu was watching her from behind?

Then why didn't she come to find me?

Is someone stopping us?