God-level chat group

"Newcomers, choose between wearing women's clothing or sharing photos. As long as you're cute, we'll protect you."

Tokisaki Kurumi is becoming more and more obsessed with posting photos of newcomers in women's clothing. It seems that she has fallen into a special interest!

Iron Man: "That's right, newcomer, hurry up and post photos of yourself dressed as a woman. I was able to secure a stable position because of that!"

Tony's moral integrity has been declining since he dressed as a woman last time. The way he speaks has become completely shameless, and he seems to have given up on himself!

Rather than giving up on oneself, it seems more like wanting to drag more people into the water.

Anyway, I am already dressed as a woman, so you should dress as a woman too. If we die, we die together!

Nameless Old Monk: "Amitabha, I look forward to the performance of the newcomers!"

Xun'er: "(??????)? Sending you flowers. Lu Xun once said that the greatest and most enduring art in China is the transformation of men into women!"

Komari: "Lu Xun: Well, I've said all this, don't doubt it!"

God's Tongue: "Hey, this sentence doesn't seem to be made up, it seems to be true!"

Love coffee jelly (Saiki Kusuo):

"I just used my super powers to search, and this sentence was indeed said by that great writer, but the meaning was actually a subtle criticism of that Peking Opera master!"

Agatsuma Yuno: "I feel like you all are so cultured!"

Lin Fengjiao: "It seems that there is such a great writer in my generation. I wonder if I can meet him!"

The era when Uncle Jiu lived was the Republic of China. There was unrest in various places and the country was in a dark state!

If it were the old Uncle Jiu, he would still sigh about the turmoil in the country, but after staying in the chat group for a long time, he knows the future development trend of the world.

Knowing that China will stand up completely and proudly at the top of the world, all foreign invaders will be driven out!

Although this will involve many sacrifices, only through the shedding of blood can this nation stand up completely.

Therefore, Uncle Jiu also plans to use points to continuously improve his Maoshan Taoism skills in order to enter the Golden Elixir realm!

Once I swallow the golden elixir, I will reach the state of immortality where my life is in my own hands, and I will watch this country move towards prosperity step by step!

Dad: "If you, Fengjiao, go meet that great writer, please get an autograph for me too. I really like his writings!"

When Lin Fengjiao heard this name, a well-shaped pattern danced on her forehead, and she gritted her teeth and said:

"Don't call me Fengjiao, call me Uncle Jiu or Lao Jiu. If I see him, I'll ask for you!"

Dad nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, Fengjiao!"

(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻！

You want to fight? We are all old people. If you dare, let’s have a disco showdown!

Hell Girl: "I remember when I joined the group, I was also asked to dress up as a woman. This seems to be the tradition of this group!"

Tiedan Shenhou: "Since Lu Xun said that women's clothing is the crystallization of human art and the highest change of culture, come on, come on, baby!"

Komari: "Oh my god, I'm about to cry from laughing. An ancient marquis like Tiedan Shenhou suddenly blurted out something in English. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt!"

I hate violence: "The Iron-hearted Divine Marquis's path is becoming increasingly crooked and more and more lewd!"

I am a slime: "Zhu Wusi, do your men know that you are so coquettish in the group?"

Iron-hearted Divine Marquis spoke without shame:

"Of course they don't know the relationship between the online Tiedan Shenhou and my online Zhu Wusi (Zhao Hao). Don't try to smear their innocence!"

Electric Shock User (Misaka Mikoto): "→_→I've never seen such a shameless person. Drag him out and kill him!"

I'm Not a Fallen Angel (Gabriel): "It would be a waste to just chop it up. It would be better to coat it in egg white and breadcrumbs, fry it until golden brown, and give it to Kanna!"

The dragon roared, "Kanna doesn't eat junk food!"

Great British Foodie King: "Well done, Kanna, we are classy foodies!"

Iron-hearted Divine Marquis: "...Close"

I was actually rejected by the foodie dragon. What a shame!

Hell Snow: "o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓ I slammed my head and laughed wildly! I laughed so hard I cried. Even the foodie Ryudou looks down on you!"

Just as they were chatting, a new person popped up!

Seventeen-year-old girl: "You are from the Bankai? Is this no longer Gensokyo?"

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Chapter 292: A Purple Mother in Chaos for a Year, and the Speeding Esdeath (First update, please subscribe! Please give me your monthly vote!)

Gensokyo!

When Zhou Yang saw this, a certain shameless red and white witch suddenly came to his mind!

Gensokyo is a place where a large number of monsters gather and a prosperous civilization has evolved. There live a large number of powerful monsters in it!

Gensokyo was originally an uninhabited frontier region of the Eastern Kingdom, a sparsely populated area where monsters appeared. People feared monsters, but brave individuals would often come to exterminate them.

In order to monitor monsters and prevent them from coming to human villages, some people settled in Gensokyo.

The intermittent battles between humans and monsters lasted for more than 1000 years until human civilization flourished.

As human civilization flourished, the human population in Gensokyo began to increase dramatically. The Yokai Sage, Yakumo Yukari, feared that continued human growth would disrupt the balance of Gensokyo, so she established a "realm of illusion and reality" to attract Yokai from the outside world to Gensokyo, thereby maintaining its balance.

And the most famous among them is Reimu, the shrine maiden who manages the Hakurei Shrine. Although she has great strength, she is extremely greedy for money!

In addition to Reimu, the greedy shrine maiden, there is also Patchouli who always talks about Mq, the big eater Yuyuko Saigyouji, as well as the stunning vampire sisters and the perfect maid, etc.!

The big monsters in it are basically all female, and they are all stunning beauties, so 837 is very famous in the two-dimensional circle!

However, Zhou Yang's understanding of Gensokyo in his previous life was limited to some basic introductions. He had never played the game in detail, so he didn't know the specific plot.

However, this seventeen-year-old girl suddenly reminded Zhou Yang of a purple-haired figure, a woman who thought she was always seventeen years old!

At this time, Komari also asked: "@Seventeen-year-old girl, little sister, what is your name?"

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Little sister, you are so sweet when you speak. My name is Yakumo Yukari!"

Sure enough, it's you!

Shamelessly calling herself a seventeen-year-old purple old woman!

There is a poem that says: There was Hongjun first and then there was heaven, I was born before the way of heaven; Zimei is seventeen years old this year, and one chaos is one year.

Zhou Yang showed a playful smile on his face. He didn't expect that it was really the eternally old Purple Mother, the big monster who controlled the gap!

She looks just like a human. She likes women who wear fancy clothes, hold a big parasol, and are talkative!

The ability to manipulate the world is the ability to create and destroy logic. It essentially creates new beings and essentially negates existing ones. It is one of the most dangerous abilities possessed by monsters, rivaling the power of gods.

It can also instantly move from anywhere through the cracks in space.

This was the only introduction Zhou Yang remembered. The rest was something he slowly learned from the emoticons sent in the chat group and other people's casual conversations.

After all, although he was a otaku in his previous life, he didn't have much time to watch all the anime, so he just followed the series specifically in each season.

The story background of Gensokyo is extremely large, and each character has his or her own introduction and story, so Zhou Yang put it aside for the time being and would learn more about it after a while.

The result was that I traveled through time and space directly, and today Yakumo Yukari actually joined the group.

So Zhou Yang coughed lightly and said with a smile:

"Yakumo Yukari... Oh no, Ms. Yakumo Yukari, are you still in Gensokyo?"

Zhou Yang subconsciously blurted out Zi Ma, but fortunately he reacted quickly and changed his words, thus avoiding a tragic incident!

You know, in the previous life, the person who called Zi Ma old had his face rolled on the keyboard, which was a real act of seeking death!

Yakumo Yukari suddenly felt a bad premonition and said doubtfully:

"Why do I feel like you're thinking of something really rude?"

However, Yakumo Yukari was just having a feeling, because with her strength and ability, she couldn't even sense the existence of the chat group, as if it was completely fictional!

But the chat group that appeared in front of him and in his mind was not fake. People from the outside world were chatting in it, and it didn't seem like an illusion!

The memory files also contain the experiences and journeys of many characters, which seem to have been uploaded by this mysterious administrator who has the ability to predict the future.

“It’s so much fun!”

A hint of curiosity appeared on Yakumo Yukari's delicate face. For a big monster like her who likes to travel and sleep at night, the sudden appearance of the chat group aroused her interest!

The reason why Yakumo Yukari often sleeps is because the years are too long and there are no interesting things. Her strength is also top-notch in Gensokyo!

And she doesn't like to bully humans to satisfy her special hobbies, so she would rather enjoy the quietness in her dreams!

But now the chat group no longer makes her want to sleep, and instead she wants to explore the secrets of this chat group!

What kind of existence could be able to hide the power of controlling the realm from her!

Then Yakumo Yukari said with a smile:

"Mr. Administrator, are you sure you didn't lie to me?"

When Zhou Yang saw this sentence, he vaguely saw a beautiful face looking at him with a smile on its face, so Zhou Yang coughed lightly and said:

"Believe me, I am the most upright and pure person in this group!"

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Kou-ku! Can I say this is the most shameless answer I've ever seen?"

Dry girl: "I think Mr. Administrator is just trying to get rid of the newbies. Come on, everyone, chop Mr. Administrator into a dozen pieces and take them home!"

Ever since being teased by Zhou Yang, Komari has had a strange feeling in her heart, making her feel suffocated!

This emotion made Xiao Mei increasingly irritable, especially when she saw Zhou Yang chatting so happily with the new female member of the group, the emotions in her heart seemed to have a chemical reaction and completely exploded!

Xun'er: "~(??_?`)ノ⌒凸 backhand a gas tank! I'm going to give Mr. Administrator a thousand gas tanks, and then add a Golden Emperor Burning Sky Flame, and give you a romantic explosion of the world!"

Zhou Yang complained: "Big explosions are not romantic at all!"

Esdeath: "If you're going to chop me into so many pieces, just leave me the lower half!"

Zhou Yang felt a chill down his spine when he saw this, and then asked:

"What use will you have for it?"

Esdeath said coldly, "Of course it's useful. If it's not, then use it to make soup!"

(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻！

Esdeath, your driving skills are getting better and better!

Great Britain's Foodie King: "Please call me when you're ready to eat. I'm too poor to afford a meal!"

Dragon Roar (Kanna): "This time it's not junk food, Kanna can try it!"

God's Tongue: "This...you guys are really too dirty!"

Flame-Haired, Burning-Eyed Slayer (Shana): "What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand a single word."

Shana looked confused by this conversation.

who I am? where am I? what happened?

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Chapter 293: Yakumo Yukari and Buddha Wutian, Master Huihui does not enter the soul (Second update, please subscribe! Please vote!)

Hell Girl: "Shana, you are still a child, you don't need to know so much!"

Shana said dissatisfiedly: "I am much older than you. I am not a child. No way!"

Hell Blowing Snow: "I think this group of people has reached a new level of filth. I often feel out of tune with you because I'm not perverted enough!"

Loves coffee jelly (Saiki Kusuo): "I can't join in on these exaggerated conversations!"

The nameless old monk said: "Amitabha, I have been in the group for so long, and after being influenced by you all, I have become a dirty monk. I even thought about practicing the Joyful Dharma!"

Tiedan Shenhou: "I woke up the upstairs with a pee. You think too much. You are still a boy for so many years. How can you practice the joyful Dharma and be with your wives?"

I am a slime: "Hahahaha, Zhu Wusi, you are too heartbreaking. Aren't you afraid that the old monk will come to settle the score with you?"

Momonga: "I think the Sweeping Monk's anger has been accumulating, and he's just waiting to explode and save Zhu Wusi!"

The Sweeping Monk clasped his hands together and said calmly:

"Do you really want me to be sent to heaven?"

Tiedan Shenhou said with a smile:

"If you send me to hell or Hades, I'll be afraid too. But I'm not afraid as long as I have the Western Paradise. You know, we have the Buddha Wu Tian in our group!"