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What does a four-hundred-year-old Marquis mean? It makes me feel like the 1982 Lafite has suddenly become a unit of measurement. It feels weird!

However, the Marquis de Vauban also put forward his own ideas:

“There’s something wrong with this bamboo shoot!”

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Chapter 232: The Goddess among Bamboo Shoots, the Jealousy of the Thunder King (Fourth update, please subscribe! Please give me a monthly ticket!)

"What's the problem?"

Zhou Yang asked humbly. The reason he sent the picture of the jade shoots to the group was because he felt there must be something wrong with it and wanted to consult other group members.

Unexpectedly, the Marquis de Vauban actually saw the problem!

Dried Girl: "(ー〃) Could it be that this bamboo shoot is not a god, but a giant monster, and it devours humans?"

I am not a fallen angel: "I have watched too many special effects movies above. How can a bamboo shoot turn into a giant monster? At least it has to wait until it turns into bamboo!"

Flying Squirrel: "You two are so imaginative, why don't you write novels?"

I'm not a fallen angel: "Writing novels is a dead end. I saw a news report a few days ago that a novelist starved to death at home!"

Dad: "Dad thinks writing novels will make you starve to death, so it's better to just run a store!"

"I saw someone making a lot of money writing novels a while ago, but it was because the heroine died in the novel, got her legs broken, and then lost hundreds of thousands of dollars!"

Hell Blowing Snow: "Bah, he deserves it. If it were me, I would break his legs too!"

Marquis Vauban also explained at this time: "Although this jade shoot contains a lot of life energy, it is fundamentally different from the previous wood heart."

"The essential difference?"

Zhou Yang raised his eyebrows and touched the jade shoot beside him. The life energy in it was transmitted through his palm and slowly nourished his body.

It’s just that his essence is too strong. The ram power in the body of the God Slayer can make up for the missing state, just like a ram that never gets tired!

However, if one lives in this kind of environment for a long time, even an ordinary person can live to 200 years old, which can be regarded as a treasure for prolonging life.

So what's the problem with it?

The Marquis of Vauban did not keep the secret and explained directly:

"The wood heart that I dug out from the tree demon grandma can also release life energy, but it tends to be flat and almost does not fluctuate. This is because it is dead and fixed!"

Zhou Yang was stunned for a moment when he saw this, and then asked:

"In other words, the life energy contained in this bamboo shoot is not dead, but alive?"

Marquis Vauban: "In the pictures the administrator sent, I can indeed feel the life energy of this jade shoot increasing little by little!"

Dry girl: "Σ(っД;)っ Does this mean that the bamboo shoot god is going to be resurrected?!"

The Marquis de Vauban said meaningfully, "If you have never died, how can you expect to be resurrected?"

Zhou Yang raised his eyebrows and said thoughtfully:

"So, does that mean the myth is going to be repeated?"

In mythology, Princess Kaguya was a goddess from heaven who was born in a bamboo. She was a beautiful fairy born from a bamboo.

So if we follow what Marquis Vauban said, then this jade shoot is likely the medium through which "Princess Kaguya" from the main world wants to be born in the human world!

This is no longer a jade bamboo shoot, but the seed of a god!

Although there is a lot of water in this god, at the very least he should be at the king level!

I'm not a fallen angel: "You guys are making me dizzy. Could this bamboo shoot actually turn into a human?"

"Sister Gabriel, this is a god. Many gods in mythology are born from special plants or phenomena, which represents their nobility!"

Great Britain's Foodie King: "So, does that mean I can't eat such beautiful bamboo shoots?"

The dragon roared, "Can you give Kanna a bite first? Just one bite, I promise!"

Wuming: "(~￣△￣)~ If you take a bite, these bamboo shoots will be gone, hungry dragon!"

During a previous chat, Kanna couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food.

So she took a photo of her true form and sent it to the group, and everyone knew that it was a silver dragon several dozen meters long.

That bloody mouth was so wide open that even a house would not be enough for her to bite, let alone this jade bamboo shoot that she could pick up with one hand.

The dragon roared, "You are questioning Kanna's integrity. I will keep my eye on you until you apologize!"

After saying that, Kanna sent out an emoticon package, which was a photo of herself in human form, with the text "Stare~"!

The dried fish girl: "(⊙o⊙) Wow, Kanna is so cute! I really want to hold Kanna while sleeping!"

Esdeath: "I kind of want to, too!"

Electric Shock User (Misaka Mikoto): "Ever since I saw Kanna's human form, I feel like Quata isn't that cute anymore!"

The Flame-Haired, Burning-Eyed Slayer (Shana): "I really want to hug you..."

Wuming was also stared at by this cute little girl, and felt his heart melt, so he quickly raised the flag of surrender and said:

"Okay, okay, I was wrong. Kanna is the cutest!"

The dragon roared: "╭(╯^╰)╮, no one can resist my gaze, if there is, then they are a pervert!"

I hate violence: "..."

It’s my fault for resisting Kanna’s cuteness!

Yasha, who was caught in the crossfire for no reason, said he was innocent!

Tiedan Shenhou: "But what is the administrator going to do?"

Dad: "This bamboo shoot is alive. It's dangerous to keep it around!"

Lin Fengjiao: "After listening to your description, I just feel that this is a bamboo shoot spirit. The gods over there in Japan are so strange!"

Science and Snakes (Orochimaru): "If Mr. Administrator doesn't want to keep such a dangerous thing, why not slice it up for me!"

The big fat sheep in the gambling world (Tsunade): "Bah, you want to stew it into soup!"

Science and Snakes: "Only a fool like you would think that. All I have in mind is research and evolution.

This treasure, which contains powerful life energy, might be able to create an elixir of immortality without side effects!"

The evil dragon roared, "Isn't immortality good enough? I've lived for over ten thousand years and am still a child. I want to grow up quickly!"

As a Kanna who lived for more than 10,000 years and was still a child, 957 couldn't understand why these adults were pursuing immortality?

Nameless old monk: "..."

Iron-hearted God: "Nothing to say"

Science and Snakes: "I don't want to talk anymore!"

Facing Kanna, who looks like a child but is older than all of them combined, Orochimaru's heart is overflowing with envy, jealousy and hatred!

So in order to vent his dissatisfaction, he walked towards the laboratory, looked at Kizaru and Akainu who were tied up in the laboratory, and showed what he thought was a kind smile on his face!

But this smile is indeed completely different in the eyes of Kizaru and Akainu, it is like the smile of a devil!

Yellow Monkey yelled with a pale face: "Isn't the time for today over?"

Akainu also asked with red eyes: "What else do you want to do?"

Orochimaru slowly put on his gloves and said calmly:

"I'm in a bad mood today, so the electrotherapy time will be extended!"

After saying that, Orochimaru walked over step by step with the instrument. The tip of the instrument began to flash blue-purple arcs and made a series of explosions!

“Help! Ahhhhh…”

In a forest, a shrill wail sounded from underground, and even shook up a few stones on the ground, scaring a few birds away in panic!

No one could have imagined that beneath this seemingly ordinary forest lay Orochimaru's terrifying laboratory...

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Chapter 233: Kanna's invisible display of wealth, planting bamboo shoots to get Kaguya-ji (Fifth update, please subscribe! Please vote!)

"Okay Kanna, stop provoking them!"

Zhou Yang stopped Kanna from showing off. After all, if she continued showing off, half of the people in the group would become autistic!

The dragon roared: "_(??ω??"∠)_I'm not showing off, isn't this a very normal thing?"

Lin Fengjiao: "Kneel down before the boss!"

Time Elf: "Boss, please take me with you. I can be your supporter!"

Esdeath: "Kanna, come into my arms and hug me. I'll give you something delicious to eat!"

The dragon roared: "Sister Esdeath is so kind!"

Great Britain's Foodie King: "Sister Esdeath is here too. She's still young, so she might not be able to finish it all!"

Esdeath: "Smilodon has gone to the side!"

The Great British Foodie King: "You're treating me differently. I'll find a corner and draw circles and curse you!"

Looking at the group of funny group members, Zhou Yang rolled his eyes helplessly, then asked Marquis Vauban:

"Marquis Vauban, does that mean that if you plant a bamboo shoot, you'll harvest a Princess Kaguya?"

You reap what you sow!

Plant bamboo shoots and harvest a little Loli Kaguya next spring!

If we follow the characters in a certain krypton gold master, Zhou Yang prefers Firefly Grass to the SSR high-level lighter Kaguya!

Although it is not rare, it is said that everyone has one!

But Firefly Grass has plenty of milk, and she has been silently contributing to the team. She looks sweet and cute, and is considerate and sensible.

If Zhou Yang hadn't quit the game in anger because he couldn't draw Youdaoji for years, he wouldn't have been willing to give up his bunch of cute Shikigami!

As for whether Kaguya has any conspiracy, in the face of absolute strength, no matter what conspiracy it is, it is useless.

All dangers are nothing but lack of strength!

If I were strong enough, I could destroy everything with one punch. No matter you are a saint or an evil god, you will all be killed by one blow from me!

Zhou Yang also has the master-servant contract sold by the system, which is enough to suppress any monsters!

It’s a pity that this world does not have Pandora’s God-killing Formation, so it is impossible to construct the God-killing Formula!

Therefore, even if Kaguya is killed, no power will be obtained. It is better to enslave her and squeeze out her value!

When Zhou Yang was looking forward to it, Marquis Vauban poured a bucket of cold water on him:

“Although this bamboo shoot can be planted, do you have the soil that contains energy to plant it?

You should know that the mythical Kaguya-hime was born from heaven, but if you want to hatch, you need to plant it in energy-rich soil to turn the bamboo shoots into bamboo."

Zhou Yang frowned and said in a deep voice: "So, if there is no suitable soil, bamboo shoots cannot be grown, right?"

Marquis Vauban nodded and said, "Of course, otherwise why would she come back to see you!"

"This feels so troublesome. How about making some soup to nourish me and my sister?"

Zhou Yang muttered something while touching the skin of the jade shoot, and the green fluorescence emitted by the jade shoot in his hand suddenly fluctuated, as if to express protest!

But Zhou Yang did not pay attention to this weak fluctuation, but asked Marquis Vauban:

"So where can I find this kind of soil?"

If the soil is not difficult to find, Zhou Yang will get some to hatch the jade shoots, but if it is too troublesome, then he will just make some ham to stew soup!

As if sensing Zhou Yang's thoughts, the jade bamboo shoots began to emit a bright green light that became stronger, as if showing their own value.

Marquis Vauban did not waste any time and said directly:

"I have some soil imbued with the scent of Xirang that I can give to Mr. Administrator!"

"What conditions?"

Zhou Yang asked decisively. Although the group members had a partnership relationship, it was not to the point of unconditional gifting.

Moreover, if you take the Marquis of Vauban's things for free, it would be like owing someone a favor, and a debt of favor is the hardest to repay!

Rather than paying more later, it is better to ask clearly now, which can save you a lot of trouble.