What did you do with the dice?

After recovering from two long rests, Sanita began to work non-stop to draft a plan for Rusalka.

As for Rusalka, every day while she and Phoenix were strolling through Bright Moon City, she would occasionally ask Sanita some unproductive, even very abstract questions: (I now have the blessing of longevity, but I don't know how long it will last. If we can't go back, what do you think will happen in a few hundred years: "The Burial of Phoenix" or "The Burial of Rusalka"?)

Sanita: (I want to bury you right now.)

Rusalka: (If Phoenix gets pregnant one day, will the baby be Filin or a human?)

Sanita: (No matter what race, one thing is certain: this child must have a very vivid imagination.)

Rusalka: (If I obtain the key to godhood, become a god, and return, will there be one more god or one less god in this world?)

Sani Tower: (Turn right next door to the idiot bar.)

Sanitta felt that the main reason why Rusalka had so many problems was that he was idle. If he could be given a class to attend, all his problems would be cured immediately.

Unfortunately, the internal affairs of Mingyue City have been handled by Mengjili recently, and there is no need for Rusalka to take charge. This is probably because Theresa changed her strategy and planned to take over the war herself, so she simply let her own people manage Mingyue City.

However, Qingfeng and Kaster also confirmed with Sarolt that Mungili had no intention of annexing Sarolt's troops, but rather each would take care of its own business, so Sarolt still followed Rusalka.

Sanita's meaning was quite clear. After the situation here was settled, he would first take the troops back to Silver City to make corrections, then learn from the Prime Minister and pacify the rear area which was originally the granary of Marquis Banner, and then launch the "Western Expedition".

The attitudes of the two marquises are no longer important. Sanitta guessed that Theresa was planning to take action herself, so he might as well go all out and take the opportunity to rebel.

He didn't believe that Grand Duke Delei had no intention of doing this.

Rusalka definitely has no objection to Sanita's decision to take it slow. It's not that he is not in a hurry to take revenge, but mainly because his passive skill needs 30 days of rest to recover.

Fortunately, Rusalka's leisurely days didn't last long. One evening, after playing in the Kingdom Sandbox and sending away the maid who had come to assist Rusalka with her magic input, Phoenix looked at Rusalka, who was frowning and puzzled by her failure, and asked, "Are you free later?"

Rusalka: "I've been quite free lately, what's wrong?"

Phoenix thought for a moment and said, "I...made some new snacks. They're in my room now."

Rusalka nodded and said, "Oh, you forgot to bring it. It's okay. Go get it. I'll wait for you."

Phoenix: "It's not much. I want you to try the taste. Just go ahead and eat it."

Rusalka smiled at Phoenix and said, "What you cook must be delicious. This is a product I've certified as exempt from inspection. You don't even need to taste it. Feel free to mass-produce it. I promise I'll eat it all for breakfast tomorrow morning."

After Rusalka finished her praise, feeling she was being clever, she noticed Phoenix had fallen silent. She thought maybe she had been a little too aggressive, so she decided to be more tactful and hold back. "But then again, a good chef always wants their dishes to be tasted immediately, so of course I'd be happy to try them out in advance. Shall I meet you in the lounge?"

Phoenix stared at Rusalka for a while, and saw the shadow behind Rusalka gradually distorted, but soon calmed down. Phoenix continued, "No need to go to the lounge, we'll be done eating soon."

Rusalka thought for a moment and nodded. "Well, actually, I don't know where your room is. I'm afraid I'll disturb the other maids if I run around late at night. If you don't mind, please lead the way."

Although Rusalka knew that Sanitieta would check the private chat channel's message logs whenever he had time, he was worried that Sanitieta might not notice their conversation, which was interspersed with a lot of gaming language, and come to the entertainment room and not find him. So he didn't forget to remind Sanitieta in the private chat channel: (Brother, I'm going to Phoenix's place. She made a new dessert. I'll test it for you.)

Sanita: (Oh, be careful.)

Rusalka: (Don't worry, I'm immune to poison and disease. No matter how bad the food tastes, I can just close my eyes and swallow it.)

Sunita: (Yeah, okay, okay.)

Why is my brother so perfunctory? I was so kind as to report it to him. Rusalka curled her lips and cancelled the telepathic transmission function in the private chat channel.

Phoenix took many twists and turns and brought Rusalka to a very remote corner room. When they opened the door, they found it was just a very simple small room. Phoenix didn't look like a cat who liked to decorate her room. Perhaps it was because she could stay in the shadow plane all the time, so the comfort of the room itself was not important to her.

Since she is the head maid, her room is considered "exquisite" even though it has no special decorations. Not only is it clean, but it also has all the necessary hardware such as beds and desks.

There is also a small door in the room, which leads to an independent bathroom that is a symbol of status. This world actually has "tap water", but because it is the result of magical equipment, it has not been popularized to ordinary people.

If Phoenix's room was a pink girlish space with a plush carpet and a bed and table filled with dolls, then Rusalka would probably stand at the door and not dare to go in. But now, seeing that this guy's room was so simple that it was not much better than her own room, and it was just an independent men's dormitory, Rusalka would not have any psychological burden to walk in.

Pulling up a chair and sitting down, Rusalka looked at Phoenix, who said, "I'll make you some tea" after closing the door, and replied, "Hey, there's no need to bother. I'll leave after I have some snacks."

Phoenix looked at Rusalka and asked, "You always wear armor?"

Rusalka: "I'm used to it, but let me be clear: this armor has a self-cleaning function, and I still take it off when I shower. Even if I take a step back, the Holy Light can wash away the filth on my body. I'm really not dirty."

This was a lie, because he and Sanita did not need to take a bath or defecate. The only pity was that they were not beautiful girls, otherwise, according to Rusalka, they would really be perfect characters.

Phoenix didn't say much, but pointed to the wardrobe at the door: "The armor can be placed in there."

After saying that, she just kept staring at herself, which made Rusalka feel awkward. Thinking that it was indeed a bit strange for her to sit in someone else's room wearing armor, she took off this precious third-level armor temporarily and put it in the cabinet in front of Phoenix.

When she took it off, there was a clanging sound, and the small gadgets hidden in the interlayer of the armor made a series of noises, which made Rusalka even more embarrassed. However, Phoenix didn't seem to care about Rusalka's bad habit of hiding hidden weapons. Instead, she nodded and turned to make tea.

Then Rusalka watched Phoenix walk into the bathroom. Listening to the sound of water, he couldn't control his hands - he pulled the drawers everywhere to see if there was anything new inside.

It turned out that there was nothing else worth noting in the drawer except a short knife and dagger, some cookie molds made by Phoenix herself, and a few knight novels that looked like they were recently brought from the library here.

But Phoenix also reads novels. Rusalka flipped through a few pages and found that this novel was just some clichéd traditional knight novels, such as the fiancée being abducted by a dragon and then working hard to train to slay the dragon, and other ancient plots from the last century. A quick glance at it showed that the writing was good, but the plot was uninteresting.

After putting the book back, Rusalka, who had a bit of free time, suddenly had another question in her head: (Calling brother, calling brother, I have a question, do electric kettles exist in this world?)

Sani Iron Tower: (Are you dreaming? Where does the power grid come from? Can your own insanity actually turn into electricity?)

Rusalka: (Then how did Phoenix make tea in her room? Did she even have a stove in the private bathroom?)

Sunita: (Good question. How should I know? Aren’t you in her room? Why don’t you just open the door and take a look?)

Indeed, the brother's opinions were very constructive. As the saying goes, action is the only criterion for testing truth. Curious, Rusalka got up and opened the door to see how Phoenix made tea.

The door was not padlocked, so when it opened, their eyes met.

Rusalka's first reaction was shock, because he didn't know that this world had a tradition of not wearing clothes when making tea, or that Phoenix had a habit of not wearing clothes when making tea.

But the second reaction was confusion. The scene in front of him was obviously not for making tea. The water was not in the cup, but in a bucket.

And Phoenix was also in the bucket. If you insisted that she was making tea, then Phoenix must have treated herself as a tea bag.

The third reaction is to close the door immediately and say, "Sorry, I didn't see anything. Sorry to bother you."

After a while, the sound of running water died down, and instead the sounds of hair being shaken and water dripping onto the ground could be heard from inside. Not long after, the door opened.

Rusalka stared at the door opening, not for any other reason, but just to see what Phoenix used to make tea, and whether she really used herself as a tea bag to make tea.

Oh my god, such a big shrimp head! I have to taste it carefully!

But to his surprise, Phoenix actually walked out naked. Not only was she not shy, but she was not even holding a teapot in her hands, but two daggers wrapped in black mist.

Then she just looked at Rusalka and said to him, "You are immune to poison, right?"

Bao, you have made the little mermaid very confused. If you are here to seduce me, why do you have a weapon? If you are here to assassinate me, why don't you wear armor?

Rusalka's brain was a little confused for a moment, so she nodded blankly and replied, "Uh...right."

Phoenix: "Then will you marry me?"

Rusalka didn't know where to look, so she simply stared at the ceiling. Her hands were entwined, fingers almost knotted. "Uh, Phoenix, asking me this now is a bit like confessing your love to someone in front of the bathroom door. It's not about the location, it's just that your outfit is a bit too strange, and your question..."

Before Rusalka finished speaking, Phoenix turned into a ball of black mist and rushed over. Just as Rusalka was about to stand up, countless shadow tentacles emerged from the shadows behind him and locked his limbs.

He suddenly calmed down, and even the Phoenix in front of him was not so delicious anymore. All the shyness and other emotions disappeared in an instant.

It's not Sage Mode. It can only be said that the skill was triggered because it was judged to have entered combat.

Rusalka: "Gah, what are you doing? If you poke me with a knife, I'll really fight back, okay?"

Phoenix kicked the chair away from Rusalka's feet, pushed him to the ground, sat on his abdomen, put a dagger to his throat, and said, "You lose. According to the chivalric tradition of Sneidi, the loser of a duel must meet the conditions of the winner."

Rusalka wanted to ask if she had read too many chivalric novels, but then she changed her mind and realized that she had also benefited from this rule. Since she was willing to seduce him and give him benefits, it would be okay for her to play a role-playing game with her. "Okay, then what conditions do you want me to meet? Let me make this clear. If you want revenge, you have to wait until I regroup my army and deal with Sneedi first."

Phoenix leaned down and touched Rusalka's nose with hers, her golden pupils staring into Rusalka's eyes. "According to Esidi's tradition, you must go to church with me and become my spouse under the witness of the priest."

Rusalka: "Haha, you must be kidding me. You are a cat and I am a human. Even if I am indeed a beast ear control, you know that I have evil energy in my body. I am the messenger of the evil god. Okay, okay, don't look at me like that. I know I lied to you before and you feel a little upset. Although I can't tell you the truth, I still have to be honest with you. It is really possible that I can't always be with you.

Are you satisfied now? Well, I promised to help you complete your revenge and I will definitely do it. Get off me first and go get dressed. It's getting late. I'll be back after I finish my snack."

......

"No, Phoenix, you're kidding... right? Wait, what are you doing? Aren't these pants bound equipment? Anyone can take them off. They'll break if you pull them, right? This costume has durability, right? Phoenix, calm down. It's late at night, and it wouldn't be good if we woke up the others nearby."

Phoenix threw away the torn clothes in her hands and said with a scorching gaze, "I set up a soundproof barrier."

Okay, you are this.

Rusalka gave her a thumbs-up and lay on the ground, too lazy to resist.

After one hour......

"Want to take a bath together?"

"Okay, but I think your bucket is a bit crowded for washing together. The water is overflowing. I'll change it for you with a bigger one tomorrow." Rusalka nodded with a look of despair.

It's very comfortable to soak in the bucket with a soft cat in my arms.

But it was very awkward before. It wasn't that he was dissatisfied or anything. It was mainly because this system was outrageous. When Phoenix attacked him, it was considered as entering a combat round, which caused the skills to be activated. He was immune to a lot of mental effects at once. The emotions in his heart were so open, and he felt better all over. He didn't want to do anything naughty at all.

After waiting for a long time for Phoenix to release him, he realized that this was the first time in his two lives that he was finally facing the actual combat stage. Although he was still struggling in his head whether this was considered two-dimensional or three-dimensional porn, and whether he would still be a virgin after traveling back in the other world after losing his virginity.

All in all, I'm getting a little emotional. No matter what, I'll just listen to my second brother first!

As a result, this broken system actually judged the beautiful first blood as Rusalka causing 1 damage to Phoenix.

Oh my god, it’s time to fight again!

Although it is indeed a "battle" from a certain perspective, could you please not activate the serious combat passive skills in this "battle" situation? You have turned me into a saint with only positive emotions such as "fighting spirit" and "war will" in my heart. Is this acceptable?

At that time, Rusalka's heart was filled with excitement and hormones, which led to a stuffy mood full of all kinds of dirty play. The moment the skill was activated, all of it was swept away. The system transformed him into a brave soldier who couldn't wait to fight and kill the enemy. After adding a battlefield filter to this relatively romantic scene in his mind, Rusalka really wanted to kill the system.

Family members, who understands? This is obviously a shameful exercise that deserves harmony, and the various postures are also to satisfy the obscene desire to try 2D movies. But Rusalka's mind at that time was only filled with fighting movements and how to use various "combat skills" to accurately kill Phoenix in front of her. Her mind was full of fighting efficiency, without any personal emotions. She felt like she had turned into a human-shaped self-O machine.

System, no, DM, do you think this is appropriate in your spirit in heaven?

Namo San, why is this?

Chapter 122 Eastern Integration Plan

The next morning, at breakfast time, Sanita and Rusalka sat at the table.

Phoenix sat on Rusalka's left, pressed close to him, then rummaged through the plate in front of her and shared some of the snacks in her bowl with Rusalka.

Rusalka: "You eat, I'm not hungry."

Sunny Tower: (So, can Phoenix do a backflip? I know you and Phoenix were stacked together last night. How was it?)

Rusalka was utterly frustrated: (There was absolutely no experience to speak of. Honestly, I felt incredibly powerful because, with the effects of my skills, I felt like I'd created a gameplay style that had never existed on Earth before. You definitely can't understand how I felt at the time. Even I find it ridiculous now, you know? I have absolutely no kanji to describe my state of mind. The only word that comes to mind is "excited." Damn this crappy system!)

Sanitieta asked these questions intentionally. He didn't write a plan seriously all night last night. When he read the conversation records on the PL channel, he laughed the happiest he had since he traveled through time.

Especially when Phoenix was supposed to be taking the initiative and trying to spice things up, she asked Rusalka what she was feeling. Rusalka replied very seriously, "Don't worry, I have 20 points of stamina, and I can't feel anything with your attack frequency." Sanita almost spit out the tea he was drinking with laughter.

It's not that I can't bear to see you do well, but it's simply too funny that I can't help laughing. Now Sunita doesn't even dare to open the PL channel to check the message records, otherwise he is afraid that he will spit out the milk in his mouth from laughing.

This night was indeed quite torturous. Both of them had thick health and stamina bars and did not get tired easily. Sanitieta didn't know whether Phoenix was feeling well or not, but she knew that Rusalka's outrageous remarks must have made her mentally uncomfortable, so she said she would continue to fight every time Rusalka asked "Is it over?", and she kept pulling him like this all night without giving in - because he was really too stubborn and refused to admit that he was no good.

As a result, the harmonious life was turned into an expected "battle". After fighting for a whole night, the man and the cat were still unable to determine the winner, and then they made an appointment to fight again tomorrow.

Phoenix got up and made breakfast. Rusalka was reflecting on the meaning of life. She sneaked back and pretended to walk out of her room and sat in the dining room waiting for breakfast.

As for the outcome, it might have been decided a little bit, because Rusalka was stubborn and refused to take a break, so he kept activating his passive ability. Combined with his noble 20 points of all physical attributes, it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was an iron man. There was really no feeling.

His thought at the time was probably, well, the time is almost up, and seeing how hard Phoenix is ​​working, I will reveal a flaw and control it, pretending to reach the top with her and tie, and then move on to the next game.

So it’s a new way of playing.

Rusalka: (But I've discovered something. The system tells me that due to the unique nature of our life forms, we can't leave children in this world. To put it bluntly, I'm infertile. This is tragic! My dream of having a son lead the expedition in my stead has been shattered.)

Sunita: (This is not to be expected. But congratulations on discovering this secret. If you are not afraid of being chased and hacked by Phoenix, you can go out and have fun.)

Rusalka: (That's not important. What's important is that I have another question. You said that if I have sex with Phoenix in this world and we can't have children, and Phoenix can't get pregnant, then if Phoenix and I return to Earth in the future, wouldn't Phoenix be a special life form? Wouldn't she still be unable to get pregnant? So, do you think there is a place between Earth and the Eternal Plane that can make Phoenix and I normal?)

Sanitta couldn't answer him because he felt that Rusalka's thoughts were really not like those of normal people.

After breakfast, Phoenix took Rusalka away. They appeared in the restaurant again at lunch and then dinner.

At the beginning, Rusalka was very happy. When he was not in combat, his mind was full of thoughts about super fusion with Phoenix, or being in a state of mutual connection. Although he was not very happy in the middle because of the damn system, he was still very satisfied from the beginning to the end.

But two days later, Rusalka felt that she might have to write a suicide note.

Sanitieta saw Rusalka running into his room, shouting, "Mencius once said, 'Born in sorrow, die in comfort.' I've suddenly realized it. Please, let me work!'" And then there was Phoenix, who had followed him all the way and finally stood at the door, wagging its tail and looking at him. Sanitieta bluntly asked in the private chat channel: "Are you crazy?"

Rusalka: (Brother, this is scary, I’m losing blood, I’m losing blood!)

Sani Tower: (What a mess.)

Rusalka: (Well, today I suddenly felt like I was losing interest, but then I thought it might be an illusion, so I accepted the challenge just like the previous two days. But then I realized something was wrong. I would lose 1 drop of health every time I finished. At that time, I was like, "Oh, that's it?"

It turns out that the system knows how to increase strength. After the 12th time, I started to lose 2 drops of blood. I had just finished lunch, and when I saw that I had lost 3 drops of blood, I was so scared that I didn’t even wear my fashion clothes. I put on a level 3 armor and fled here. Why are others taking tonics while I am taking blood potions?

You know, I went to sleep in my room last night, and guess what? She can walk through walls! I can't stand it. No place in the world is safe. She really wants to murder me!

Sanitieta couldn't help laughing out loud: "Haha."

Rusalka: "What are you laughing at?"