What did you do with the dice?

Rusalka: Damn it, I found that item and lent it to him!

"No need. Our Great Master Sanita is generous and told you to go back and rest before coming back." Rusalka replied, adding, "Do you know why we haven't seen any wild geese coming to the south to escape the cold this summer?"

Michel was stunned. He didn't understand what Rusalka meant at all: "What?"

Rusalka gave him a thumbs-down sign: "Because there was no southward migration, little brother."

Seeing Rusalka so arrogantly provoking Michel, the elves on the sidelines could no longer sit still and took the initiative to help him curse back: "Vulgar!" "Idiot!" "Stupid human!"

Why do the elves only have these few words to curse people? They sound quite cute.

Rusalka yelled to the elves, "Bounce!"

Most of the elves angrily waved their fists at him. But surprisingly, a few of them actually replied, "The rebound is ineffective!"

"Enough, silence! In such a sacred election ceremony, under the watchful eye of Lady Elune, it's unbecoming to argue with humans!" Suarez struck her scepter, and a magical wave instantly suppressed all the noise in the arena, as if the dog leader had initiated a universal mute. Rusalka, who didn't know magic, was completely speechless. Only her voice remained: "In that case, according to the rules, we will fight again at this time tomorrow. Everyone, go back and rest."

She was indeed the most authoritative among the elves, so the elves no longer paid any attention to Rusalka and went their separate ways.

The half-blood elves lived quite far away, so they just slept on the spot by spreading some hay or something, and brought their own dry food, which was enough for a week.

The pureblood elves went back to their homes, got some sleep, went home to make some fresh food, and came back tomorrow.

Seeing this, Rusalka also took Phoenix back. His resources were full now, so he didn't need a long rest at all, and he didn't want to be intimate with the cat. The reason he left the scene was because he had another brilliant and evil idea in his head.

However, this idea does require the cooperation of the cat. After telling Sanita about it, the good brother frowned and thought it was reasonable for a while. He couldn't figure out what Rusalka was going to do, so he promised to let him do it as long as he didn't provoke a fight.

The next morning, the group returned to the first floor along the stairs they had taken. The elf guiding them at the door was still the same one. When he saw Rusalka, he stepped back vigilantly and waved a sign to signal them to turn right quickly.

"I'm going left this time!"

The other party thought Rushaka was up to something bad: "What do you want to do? There are elves all over there, no way!"

"Then I won't leave. I'll just stay here and watch you. Humph, I'll keep watching you forever."

"Ah..." The elf immediately became cowardly before Rusalka was hit by Phoenix. She shrank her neck and said, "Then I'll pretend I didn't see you. Go away."

So Rusalka took Phoenix to the left. Although the others were very surprised, they still walked to the waiting area on the right.

"Wow, how did this blue human get here!"

"He was followed by a filin, who seemed to be pushing a wooden wheelbarrow, and he had a fire."

"Run! That's a human cannon!"

I don't know which wicked fellow shouted, but he scared the elves. Some were curious about what a cannon was. Some just jumped, and some rangers drew their weapons and pointed them at him.

Last night, which was June 2, 548 in the Kingdom Calendar, Rusalka complained to Sanitta that the elves did not like him, and that they were unwilling to take him with them even in betting. The money he had was useless, and he was extremely poor in the Elf Forest, and was unable to make ends meet.

However, Sunny Tower was high up, with two elves in his arms eating from their bowls, and his mother-in-law in the pot. Of course, he did nothing and only said, "Then figure it out yourself and don't bother me."

Sanita: (Is that what Watma said? I clearly said, "I beg you, I'll let you do whatever you want, as long as you don't cause any trouble.")

On the same day, the depressed Rusalka found her spouse, the retired shadow assassin Phoenix, and complained to her, lamenting the injustice of the world.

He said: "This won't work. We can't live in the Elf Forest like this anymore. Cat, I actually have a way to make some quick money, but it's a little hard to do it alone."

I just need someone who understands me well and whom I can trust to work with me and help me sort out some of the inconveniences."

The man and the cat hit it off immediately and made a large number of preparatory tools overnight, and the blade was sharpened to a shine.

On June 3, 548 of the Kingdom Calendar, a man and a cat pushed a strange wooden cart in front of the elves and started to light it. Under the surveillance of the human surveillance camera of the Elf Forest Ranger, the following complete scene was clearly recorded: the breakfast stall of the man and the cat was set up.

Rusalka can't cook, she can only cut and wash vegetables, but Phoenix does it neatly.

The two of them worked in perfect harmony, and the aroma of the spices that Phoenix had hidden from the shadow plane through the humans quickly spread, immediately attracting a large number of elves who were munching on dry food nearby to come and watch.

"We sell fried rice, fresh fried rice! And hot cookies! Fried rice cakes, fried tofu, fried bananas, fried everything. Bring your own food and we'll fry it for free!"

Most elves only dared to look but not buy, but a few took the initiative to ask: "Is this human food? How much is it?"

Rusalka very politely handed over a small teacup: "Try a small cup for free, and buy it if it tastes good."

"Will it be poisonous?"

Rusalka poured the food from the cup into her mouth and ate it. "Please, if you don't eat it, I will. And don't you call yourselves experts in poison? What's wrong? Are you not confident anymore?"

The elves immediately accepted the provocation and went forward to cast spells on the fried rice. After confirming that it was not poisonous, they tried a little and found it tasted really good.

Elves don't like dry food, not to mention that human seasonings are really fragrant. "So how do you sell this?"

Rusalka: "One silver leaf, one large bowl, one fruit cake. If it's fried, you can pick it out of the pot yourself, or you can throw your own things in to fry. The gold leaf is super VIP, you can eat as much as you want."

It’s too expensive. Gold and silver leaves are the high-end hard currency in the Elf Forest.

Food is endless, but the number of leaves is limited. The right to issue them is in the hands of the elders and the queen. The outer forest elves cannot complete the task well because they don’t have many leaves.

Just as the elves were about to lose their heads and stomachs, pinching their noses and gritting their teeth as they prepared to leave, Rusalka added, "Don't worry. If Alizee loses, I guarantee that all the leaves will be returned. I swear by the Supreme Arcane Mage and the honor of our family. This is like treating you to a free meal."

The elves immediately took root again, wondering whether it was worth it and whether the risk was big. After all, the Sani Tower looked quite strong.

Rusalka: "No way, everyone thought that Alijie would rely on outsiders to win. Thank you so much for your support. Once she becomes the Great Elder, a human like me can live in the World Tree too."

Although there were many mixed-bloods among the elves, they respected Sanita, but they inexplicably worshipped bloodline when it came to strength: "How is that possible!"

Especially when Rusalka said that she wanted to live in the World Tree herself, she immediately triggered their anger: "The Fifth Elder is a noble pure-blood, the husband of Her Majesty the Queen. He will not lose to the last-place Alice and her half-blood husband! You, a human, still want to live in the World Tree? Bah!"

Rusalka put her hands on her hips and said, "You guys can't even eat the free food I prepared, and yet you still dare to say you support the Fifth Elder? You're clearly not confident, haha!"

Phoenix hit him with her tail and told him to fight in the laning area but not stop using the knife in his hand. Was he still going to cook?

Those elves can't stand this. Come to think of it, why wouldn't they eat when they are sure to win?

"Eat it! Two bowls, please!"

Soon the leaves piled up in the pockets beside Rusalka. More and more elves heard that there was a "free" meal and came to take the bait.

Rusalka: (Brother, the big dealer’s handicap has opened!)

Sanita had nothing to say this time, because Rusalka's approach was indeed based on the wisdom of books - Source: Criminal Law

Sunny Tower: (You're being punished. You're setting up a private casino and making huge profits. I think there must be nearly a thousand elves involved. Five years is the minimum.)

Unexpectedly, the breakfast cart was so popular that so many elves came here attracted by the aroma. As elves had little sense of time, they consciously lined up in a long queue to wait for Rusalka and Phoenix to cook.

Some elves were urging: "Hurry up, hurry up, isn't it ready yet?"

"Right away, right away. You can't eat hot fried rice in a hurry. I'll be in a hurry first, don't worry. Oops, I went to hit the plate. It's numb. I'm also playing Breakup Kitchen 3 in the permanent plane. Wait a minute, I'll call two helpers to speed up."

Rusalka: (Brother, stop talking nonsense. Hurry and send your Shana and mother-in-law over. There are too many elves coming to eat. My knife and Phoenix's shovel are about to catch fire. We don't have enough manpower. So, how about you come over here and open that mansion spell so they can go in and eat on their own? I remember they provide a luxurious meal for 100 people. How can those rangers eat at street stalls? They have to eat better, right?)

Sanita: (6, you are indeed the one.)

Chapter 456 Election Ceremony (6)

Sanitita sighed, "So, this is why you wasted my seventh ring position before the competition?"

Rusalka's hands were almost shadows as she chopped vegetables, put them in the pan, and made pancakes. "Look, everyone's so happy. You said before that we were here for friendly trade. Now, after experiencing human life, they've all become friendly. Isn't that a great idea?"

Because Rusalka was too busy, Sanita finally couldn't watch it. He was moved by his bombardment in the private chat channel. He took the initiative to come over during the break before the game.

Go and cast a Mordencan Mansion spell on him.

This really allowed those elves who were willing to spend gold leaves to experience DND's highest-level 7th-level rest spell and enjoy a high-level spirit life. Not only did it receive a lot of praise and envy from the elves, they also expressed their hope that Sanita would stay and make this spell permanent. They were completely willing to pay for the service.

Alice and Shana were still proudly saying that this was their spouse, completely unaware of the sense of crisis coming from this dark forest.

Attentive service from elemental servants, nine exquisite meals, soft beds and resting spaces, steaming hot spring baths, and even many novel entertainment facilities in the mansion - such as billiards and golf, which are entertainment methods that humans don't have here.

Since it was constructed based on the "most comfortable" living environment in the caster's memory, and Sanita, who had lived on Earth, had much more knowledge and imagination than Master Faerun, the mansion he built was also much more luxurious. Living there made the elves who were tired of staying in the forest reluctant to leave.

This cannot be blamed on the elves. Even the nobles of Sinidi would feel that their homes are not comfortable enough after staying there for a night.

A 7th-level life spell is useless in a board game. Which serious wizard would waste a noble 1th-level spell just to eat and sleep?

Hungry? Little PC (card character), would you like to try some of Uncle Druid's Godberries?

One ring can produce 10 fruits. One fruit can not only restore 1 health point, but also meet the nutritional needs of one day. The fruit produced can even last for 24 hours.

The first step to becoming a legendary adventurer is to eat a magic berry every day. There is a proverb in DND that says: one magic berry a day, keep supplies away.

What do you mean by complaining about the Godberry being unpalatable? You've gotten so into roleplaying, right? Then don't eat it. We Druid players won't serve you anymore. If you have the guts, don't bother with the long rest benefits!

Unexpectedly, putting this mansion technique into reality has become a true dimensionality reduction attack, with an effect far exceeding the power of its own ring data, leaving Sunny Tower at a loss for words.

Suarez couldn't stand it anymore. Although they were currently competitors, out of responsibility to her fellow elves, she still came over in person to try out the mansion technique to see what it was that made those elves shout and scramble to get in.

After coming out, she was different from those elves with rosy faces. Her face was calm, as if she was unaffected.

However, her first words to Sanitita betrayed her thoughts: "Where did you learn this magic? Are you willing to trade with me?"

Sanitieta shook his head. Even though he had said this spell was only his, lacking any structure or system, simply a gift from the Supreme of Arcane Magic, Suarez's eyes were clearly filled with amusement and distrust. This "I've got you" look gave Sanitieta a headache.

Why was it that it was Rusalka who inexplicably came up with the idea of ​​selling breakfast, but in the end he was the one who got into trouble?

All I can say is that he was too happy too early. Rusalka's big work always has a disgusting effect.

What else can we do? Even armor-piercing bullets can't penetrate Rusalka's skin. There is no essential difference between scolding him and praising him.

I can only blame myself. I shouldn't have been soft-hearted and used those two mansion techniques on him!

Rusalka: (Brother, I've already thought of the slogan: Live in a seventh-ring magic mansion, taste the flavors of the Sani Iron Tower, become a pure-blooded elf lady, and enjoy a life at the top of the world.)

Sanita: (Get lost.)

This farce continued until Sanita and Alijie were about to take the stage. The elves who had been ejected from the mansion magic were still not satisfied, and no one seemed to care much about who would be the chief elder. After all, the chief elder was a high and mighty elder, but Sanita's mansion magic was something that could be experienced in a real way.

Rushaka felt that they were too abstract: the election of the Great Elder was a national event that concerned the fate of the Elf Forest. How could it be viewed in terms of personal gains and losses?

Sanita: (This isn't abstract enough. I personally witnessed a Grand Duke of a country, along with his wife, selling breakfast to local residents in another country. What kind of thing is that? They've completely disregarded the country's reputation.)

Rusalka: (You mean, I beat these elves, right? Yes! Oh, little sisters, I need to practice more.)

Sani Tower:?

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"Everyone, be quiet!" Suarez took over the floor just before the finals began. "I know what you're all thinking right now. Although this Sanita isn't a pure-blooded elf, his elven half is of noble origin. Tracing back to the past, he's the descendant of our elven ancestors. I've long intended to marry him once the election is over."

The elves cheered in approval. After all, this way they could keep the Sanita Tower in the Elf Forest. The previous queen married the fifth elder, Michel. The Elf Forest was a pure gas station, and everyone had been using it to their heart's content. Currently, it was estimated that about one-tenth of the pure-blooded elves had some trace of Michel's bloodline.

After hearing this, Alice felt an itch on her head, as if grass was about to grow on it: "What? Why is this happening? What about me? I was here first!"

Rusalka: Sister, what kind of typical loser statement is this?

Shana yelled, "I don't agree, we are already married, you are just relying on your own

You are just a little higher in status, why do you want to steal my man? "

Rusalka: This is the last-ditch struggle of a heavyweight female supporting character before her failure. If nothing unexpected happens, the next sentence will be that Bai Yueguang will kill you. It’s not unreasonable for you two to become a pair of good sisters.

Suarez snorted and laughed, "So what? He doesn't have earrings in his ears, which means you haven't exchanged earrings yet. That's not considered a completed ceremony in the elves' land. Besides, he and you share a different bloodline after all, so you won't have offspring."

Sure enough, the two elves were speechless all of a sudden. The heaviness of the bloodline theory was like a knee pressing on their necks in front of the wheel, making them feel like they were almost unable to breathe.

Rusalka muttered to herself, "What fools! They don't know how to observe. We wouldn't have any offspring here anyway. Otherwise, the Pearl Tear Territory would be full of kittens. How could the Filin Legion rule the world?"

Sanitieta waved his hand and said, "Let's put it this way. If Alijie loses, I'll agree to this. But if she wins, you have to promise me one thing too."

Rusalka: (I understand you too well. If you win, take her as your concubine and humiliate her severely!)

Sanita: (Are you a pighead?)

Suarez chuckled, "No problem."

Alice was anxious: "What about my opinion?"

Rusalka smiled and soothed him, "Don't worry, no one can bully you. After all, when Sanita says something so decisive, it means he's 100% sure of winning."

Moreover, he felt that the most corrupt person on the field right now was definitely not Alice, but the fifth elder Michelle, whose chest was heaving violently and whose eyes were flashing with unwillingness.

Michel's love for Suarez is real, so he is willing to turn himself into her tool and obey her in everything.

But even so, he could not get Suarez's love because of the issue of offspring, and was squeezed out by Sanita who came out of nowhere. He was able to remain silent by relying on his own endurance, which was already comparable to the effect of the system skills.

Rusalka: (Those who cannot obtain what they want are always in turmoil, while those who are favored are fearless——)

My good brother, it is better to have no books than to believe in them blindly. No matter how Rusalka looks at them, she feels that these elves are not in pure love at all. What about the cow and the cowed, and buying tickets to play Lan Niang. It is simply a chaotic place.

As soon as Sanita and Alijie came on the court, they found that referee Suarez had also left the court, creating a two-on-two situation again, just like at Palace.

As if sensing the confusion in Alice's eyes, Suarez chuckled dismissively, "Isn't that strange? I'm a pure-blooded fairy, and his nominal wife. I perfectly fit the 'Birds of the Same Forest' rule."

Alas, it is really unpredictable. Suarez used the name of Michel as her husband to end up accepting the man from the other side and abandoning him. Rusalka felt that she could not bear it anymore.

Pure love warriors apply to fight!