What did you do with the dice?

If she can survive more than 20 chapters in a male-oriented novel without being killed off, it means she is not a third-rate supporting role or a stepping stone. That is simply terrifying, sister!

Well, it’s another wonderful little book about love coming from the elves. It had appeared before with Alice and Shana, and now Lin Yu has appeared. Rusalka is becoming more and more curious about what books these elves usually read.

Rusalka: (I am applying to purchase elven books through the trade program.)

Sunita vetoed it, arguing that Rusalka wouldn't even watch it even if he bought it, just like the games in his Steam library.

The fourth elder, Lin Yu, is an avid anthropology enthusiast. The anthropology here is not the anthropology of the Earth, but she likes human history, culture, system, as well as the wonderful thoughts and attitudes towards life in a short life.

One of her life mottos is: "If humans who have lived for a hundred years can live wonderful lives, then if we, the elves who have lived for a thousand years, can live lives that are ten times more wonderful than theirs, right?"

Well, Sanitieta has no opinion on this point of view. He believes that sometimes life is wonderful precisely because it is short and will eventually lead to death, and death is a fair experience for everyone.

Rusalka: (Shangri-La: Yes, right?)

Sunny Tower: (See, this is the consequence of doing it one more time. It was originally quite exciting, but now that it has encountered you, it is completely ruined.)

The fifth elder, Stephen, is a very handsome male elf. Most elves don’t know much about him and have rarely seen him. However, the elves with higher status and more merits who have exchanged coupons with Her Majesty the Queen all describe him as a "delicious poisonous apple."

Melissa didn't want to talk about him much, saying only, "Well, actually, I looked down on him a little when I was younger. But now, I can only say that outstanding ability doesn't necessarily only apply to combat skills. It's understandable that he was named an elder."

Rusalka summed it up for her: "I used to think I didn't like burning things, but now I think I was quite pretentious before."

Melissa was quite embarrassed and didn't continue the topic.

The warmongering Silver Leaf elves who followed the Great Elder immediately spat in disdain, "Vulgar! A bunch of people who violate elven ethics."

This group of people are absolutely scoundrels, who only want to work hard for the elves, and they look down on the Fifth Elder who has gained the upper hand by selling hooks.

After all, Huafalin had said at the time that these people were shallow, only caring about immediate pleasures, and were a stumbling block to the elves' progress. If her "Tree of Life" plan succeeded, the elves' numbers would swell by hundreds of times. By then, males would be at the disposal of these founding heroes. Aren't there plenty of human males next door?

Rusalka: (Brother, the Fifth Elder sounds so powerful. Can your other good brother defeat him?)

Sanita: (Pah, I think you've been watching too many elf characters.)

The group jumped onto/flew onto the fifth-floor platform and came to a large tree hole. Sitting inside was the leader of the Frost Flower Squad, the fourth elder Lin Yu.

Her hair was dyed black. The long straight black hair and braided hair at the temples made Rusalka feel as if she had returned to Earth. The name Lin Yu was indeed not in vain.

Sanita: (Is that right? Are the humans in the Eternal Plane oriental?)

Rusalka: (That’s right, I have no regrets about going to the East in this life, and I hope to be born in Gensokyo in the next life.)

Sanitta didn't want to communicate with him anymore. Whatever came out of this guy's mouth was not only useless but also uncomfortable.

She wasn't accompanied by many rangers, but an elderly elf dressed as a druid stood there. He had already brewed some fragrant tea and was sitting there waiting for them. "You are the guests from the human kingdom, and the most elite members of the Silver Leaf Squad under Great Elder Huafalin. I am Lin Yu, the Fourth Elder of the Elven Tribe. Please take a seat."

The decoration of this tree hole is relatively simple. It is said that it was reserved by Lin Yu in his early years for receiving guests, but no one knows what style humans like.

According to the information sent back by the team, most of the people in Sinidi live in very empty and dilapidated cabins with minimalist interior decoration. So she preserved the original rough-hewn style of this tree hole.

Rusalka: What survivor bias? Could it be that they don’t like living in luxurious houses? Then they can’t afford it!

And it was not easy for the elf team to sneak into the homes of those who could afford it. So the intelligence they got could only come from the poor residents living in the villages and towns outside.

After the Frost Flower Team completed their mission, they received some golden leaves representing their merits from Lin Yu. After receiving them, they happily took their leave and went back to distribute the leaves.

Lin Yu's attitude towards the others wasn't as enthusiastic as expected. Instead, he seemed a bit cold. Perhaps it was just his personality; not every elf was lively. "Why did you go through the fog and come to the Elf Forest this time?"

Rusalka: "Please give me a cup of tea too."

His request was so normal that it made Sanitieta feel very strange.

After the other party brought him a wooden cup and poured tea into it, Rusalka actually started to drink the tea normally.

Sanitita thought it would be better to ignore his thoughts for now and ask him later: "We want to trade with the elves. We want your food and the recipe for making elf cookies. We also want ready-made products."

Lin Yu confirmed with some surprise: "Just these?"

Rusalka: (Actually, I want to open your treasure house, pick up your girls, live in your house, and beat your kids.)

Sanita: (Just shut up and drink your tea, and be quiet in the private chat channel!)

Lin Yu thought about it and nodded. "No problem. I'll take you to the cellar later. You can carry as much food as you can. In exchange, just give me some books and daily necessities from the human side. If not, you can also tell me some interesting stories from the human side in the past few decades."

This time it was Rusalka's turn to be surprised: "That's all?"

Lin Yu nodded. "We have no shortage of food. Those biscuits piled up in the cellar have been sitting there for hundreds of years with no one wanting to eat them. I heard that many humans here are starving because of the war. Since we can't use them, if you want to take some for them, feel free to bring more."

"Oh my god," Rusalka sighed. "You elves are clearly a feudal nation, so why would someone as selfless as you appear? I can't understand."

This guy is like this. When the opponent doesn't cooperate, he will definitely cricket the opponent. If the opponent cooperates, he will still cricket the opponent. His main strategy is rebellion.

The atmosphere in the room was awkward. Lin Yu didn't seem like a talkative person, and she couldn't follow Rusalka's words. She could only sip her tea, then sip again. Seeing that the person opposite her was also drinking tea without saying anything, she asked, "Is there anything else you need to do?"

Sanita: "I want to see the Queen."

Lin Yu subconsciously refused: "How can that be possible?"

But after rejecting her, she seemed to have made a mistake and quickly corrected herself, "What I meant is that Her Majesty is different from me. I am one of the few elves who are friendly to other races. However, as the Lord of the Elves, she may not be willing to condescend to meet with humans like you. If you have any ideas, please tell me directly and I can convey them to you."

Sanitta: "What if I want to discuss with your Queen about allowing the elves to escape the Elven Forest? In other words, since I can allow this human, Rusalka, to pass through this formation, it naturally means that I have grasped the loopholes in your formation and have a way to repair your fog formation."

This was a lie. Although Sanni Iron Tower possessed the "Ancestral Stone: Time Explorer" granted by the system, which could record spells in their "incomplete" and "remaining" states and infer their full form, this fog array had a priority of level 5, higher than his skills. Even if he could see the initial version, he would definitely not be able to fix it.

Here it comes, Rusalka’s ears pricked up. He followed here specially just to listen to this topic full of gunpowder with his own ears!

Sunita pushed the elves into wheelchairs, and he must be pushing them to open their eyes and see the world!

"Well... even if you say so, I'm happy to do it. I also like you humans, but we're still in the process of running for the Grand Elder. Until the election is completed, it's best to postpone other matters, including the Mist Array. It's running very stably, and leaving it to you to repair it sounds too far-fetched. How about this? Come back to me in a few years after the Grand Elder election is finished. Awina, take them to the cellar to move the food."

"Okay." The druid pointed to the door, his intention to see the guest off was obvious: "Please come in."

Rusalka was completely bewildered. They'd just been chatting happily, but how could he suddenly lose his compliments? His attitude had taken a sharp turn. Could it be that this Lin Yu just couldn't take a joke? He immediately downed his tea, then, spinning the cup around, asked, "Wait, what about these Silver Leaf Squad elves around me?"

"I'm in a very difficult situation right now, and the Silverleaf Squad definitely doesn't like my Frostflower Squad. So why not just let them stay with you for a few more years? After the Great Elders have made their selection, you can assign them to the new Ranger formation."

"A few years" and "temporarily" can be used together? What kind of elf-specific context is this?

Lin Yu seemed to be in a hurry to get them out: "As for the reward, you can take whatever you want in the cellar. That's it!"

I don't understand at all. We haven't even chatted for a few words, the tea is still hot, and we haven't even taken out the goods, but we were politely asked to leave.

This tree house is specially used to receive them.

Being able to move things unilaterally for free was great, but I had a feeling that the Fourth Elder was hiding something deeper from them.

Sanita: (Actually, from the moment we met, I felt that Lin Yu wasn't particularly welcoming. Her attitude towards you was distinctly different from that of the Frostflower Squad's elves. If she truly was someone who appreciated the knowledge of other races, she would definitely have taken the initiative to ask you, a living human, about common sense and knowledge.)

Rusalka disagreed: (It doesn't matter, the truth will be revealed soon. I left behind the SCP-1316 cat-shaped spy device Phoenix.)

Sanita was startled, and glanced at his shadow inconspicuously. Sure enough, it returned to its original state when he walked out the door, which meant that Phoenix had escaped from his shadow and was hiding in the same place as before.

Sanita was surprised. After all, Rusalka and Phoenix didn't have a private chat channel: (When did you communicate with Phoenix?)

Rusalka replied proudly: (That's because she and I have a cool special code agreement. When I was drinking tea just now, I took a sip and then turned the cup clockwise with my hand. This means that I hope Phoenix will secretly spy on me.)

Well, my good brother, you have been of some use this time, it was not in vain.

Yuyu Little Theater (Celebrating 200 million words) (Refresh to see)

Actually, I have thought about this. If everyone votes to hear Yu Yu’s love experience, Yu Yu will upload a blank chapter with infinite blank spaces. When you turn to the end, I will say, "What are you thinking about? There is nothing at all", hehe.

My original intention was to write about real-life events, but the one with the highest votes was the extra chapter, which was the Nv Yu Yu extra chapter.

Have you ever thought about this question, that is, Yu Yu is Yu Yu’s real body. Is it a bit too chaotic for me to write this extra story? Wouldn’t it become a complete spiritual Lan Niang?

And assuming Yu Yu turns into a girl, at least 114.514% of readers think that it must be a pure love story between Yu Yu and Mr. Sa. I'm so excited!

Disgusting heart——

So Yuyu is a little puzzled, why can't it be Yuyu's violent Confucian Sa Zong? He looks really good in women's clothing Amiya.jpg

I thought about it, and maybe it’s because of the perspective, everyone always subconsciously puts themselves into Mr. Sa’s shoes, so I thought I must tell Yu Yu about it once.

As for the cause of this problem, it ultimately comes down to the fact that the readers of Zayu do not have enough knowledge of Cthulhu and are unable to understand the greatness of Yu Yu!

Well, to be honest, I also hope there is a female fish in reality. Because they are very rare, alien creatures, and golden ships.

Mr. Sa’s image can only be that of a good brother, because when he is a man he is very evil and very reliable hxd, with a bit of the flavor of an evil male protagonist, and is a highly charismatic image recognized by everyone.

But if he becomes a woman, then he will actually be very homogenized. There are many cold and aloof female lawyers in action movies and comic strips, and it feels like he has lost his class all of a sudden.

From this we can see that Yu Yu is unique!

Cold and aloof female Yu Yu, I think you can take a look at the Pearl Tears card picture: Pearl Tears is silent, just chain-piling tombs blindly. They obviously don’t have dubbing, but are sought after by countless people.

I think readers prefer fish without a strong sense of coolness, rather than fish without a strong sense of taste. Isn't the counterpart of fish without a strong sense of coolness a slow-cooking fish? In that case, the fish must be river crucian carp, because river crucian carp soup is only delicious when cooked slowly over low heat.

I've actually fantasized about a dumb female fish-fish who's as good at everything as Phoenix, aloof, and a bed warmer. But I always felt like something was missing from this character.

Later it was discovered that she had no soul!

What kind of female fish is called a soul? First of all, put aside your narrow-minded thoughts and go deep into the core of the female fish.

For example, one day, long after you’ve been married, you go grocery shopping and come back to complain, “Oh my God, noodles are selling for 3 yuan a pound these days! They’re totally robbing us! We won’t be able to afford noodles anymore at this rate.”

At this time, Xiaobei's wife would say, "Isn't it because you don't work hard enough? I can't even afford noodles with you. It's really hard."

The wife would say to the middle cup: "Then eat some rice. When noodles become cheaper, buy some more and store them in the refrigerator."

The wife with the big cup will say: "It's okay, I don't really like noodles that much. I like whatever you eat."

The super large wife will make your phone say: "Alipay has arrived, 50 yuan."

The Elf Wife would say, "Then why don't we have cake?"

Maomao’s wife will directly take the dish and cook noodles for you.

And Yuyu would say: "Come on, Yuyu will take you to Poland to try some bread that costs 50 marks."

Its emotional value is different, and everyone has seen it in real life. So, if you like female fish, it's just because you want to taste how delicious the Cyber ​​River crucian carp soup is (I'm sure).

It’s just Xiao Chuannan’s fantasy for the Cyber ​​Gym!

If there is such a female fish, would you dare to accept her? If you give her to me for free, hehe.

There's nothing right about this. I think this must be the vanguard sent by Slaanesh before it invades the Earth. How could such a good thing happen? Woohoo.

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Regarding the humorous Mr. Sa, Yu Yu thinks that he has been very humorous in his life (but he still pales in comparison to me). Mr. Sa is actually a very classic ultimate two-dimensional male protagonist. He has a high concentration of dicynosure and was once the president of the university animation club.

In reality, he is also a black belt in Taekwondo, and his skin is

He has a good figure, abdominal muscles (probably), can perfectly wear women's clothes, and goes to the gym regularly every week.

His family is a scholarly family. Although he has not reached the outrageous level of inheriting the throne, it is still pretty good. What he is most proud of is that he has a good godfather, Yuyu, who takes him to surf the Internet with his real name.

Everyone, retreat quickly! This is the real hexagonal god of war mentioned on the little sweet potato!

Then everyone may ask, ah, are there really such mourning people in reality, ah no, are there really such gods of war?

Well, according to my incomplete understanding (referring to preliminary understanding), it is true that he and I are classmates.

In the cyber cricket battle, I never fear any opponent. Because he is my trump card cricket. So, how can you compare to "I have a friend"?

What? He doesn't have a girlfriend! Ugh.

The Wanbao Encyclopedia is missing a corner, and my cricket was defeated!

Haha, I learned this from studying law.

So you can see how weird his personality is. Anyone who can fight with Yu Yu must not be an ordinary person.

If one day, Yu Yu turned into a girl, he would definitely have exploded with me a long time ago. The relationship between this guy and 99% of the girls in their anime club can be summed up by the name of an old cartoon - "Bakugan!"

Well, but Yu Yu supports him unconditionally, because those women only have cyber, no abstraction, and they will never be able to reach the level that Yu Yu can reach in his entire life, where he can separate reality from cyber!

This is called the Spiritual Transformation Stage, where the cyber soul and the real body can be completely separated.

Just sit in front of the computer and shout: "Soul, start!" and the writing ideas will come rolling in!

Think about it, if Yuyu turned into a girl and fell in love with Mr. Sa, and her daily job was to sit in front of the computer and shout "Soul start", this BYD choumimihei would definitely break up with her. Yabai Yabai - Oyster Oyster -

Here is a scene that the group members want to see:

Enthusiastic group member (Eternal Heart): [Will the gods be killed in the world-annihilation arc? I really want to hear Mr. Sa say, "Yuyu, did you know? The cross wasn't originally used to ward off evil, but to lift the spirits." And then, in front of Yuyu's bewildered and indifferent eyes, nail God to the cross. @小电（day0）]

Yuyu replied: It's a sign that you haven't read enough female-oriented literature. I recently came out of Jinjiang Youlong, and I feel that your description is not even stable enough to sign a contract. Pay attention to the character setting. When Mr. Sa said that the cross is used to refresh the spirit, why did Yuyu get confused?

The female fish should have responded with a smile: "Then you should stay up all night to write a novel after refreshing yourself." Instead, in front of Mr. Sa's confused look, she explained: "Make more outlines."

Enthusiastic group member (Michelle): [Maybe they want to see you write a little erotic story about gender reassignment.]

Yuyu replied: This is a sign that you like Lan Niang. Fortunately, I discovered it in time. Yuyu has a folk remedy. If you want to become a straight man, you must use Chinese medicine to regulate your body. Make a drink of angelica, red dates, wolfberry and white socks soaked in water.

Enthusiastic book friend (42 Tel): [I want to read the story of Mr. Sa being tortured by two elves for one day and one night]