What did you do with the dice?

Talking to God is really tiring.

Rusalka: (Brother, He asks you, the strongest brain in human history with 20 intelligence, are you ready?)

Sanita's reply was reassuring: (I'm ready.)

But his reply only made Rusalka, who had been with him for so long, extremely worried: (Brother, answer me, what have you prepared?)

Sanita: (Oh, I'm ready to revive you with the Nine Rings after reaching level 17.)

Damn it!

Rusalka thought that whether she stuck her head out or hid it, she would be cut, so she might as well just go for it!

I bet there are no bullets in your gun and no brains for the mermaids in the sea!

"Come! Fight!"

Seeing Rusalka confirm the start, Liviasan's majestic voice descended from the sky: "Before you, stand three gods!"

As he finished speaking, the black wall in front of him suddenly disappeared, the surrounding space changed, and Rushaka was teleported into a solemn hall. At this moment, he was facing three mysterious ancient statues.

The three statues are dressed exactly the same, with a primitive feeling of ancient totem worship. It is difficult to describe their strange appearance with words.

"And you, have three tributes."

Three shrunken statues appeared on the ground in front of Rusalka, one of them was black and the other was white, both of which looked normal.

But the color of the third statue is constantly changing strangely and has no fixed shape.

Livia's voice filled the entire hall: "The three gods before you are [the 'God of Truth' who always speaks the truth], [the 'God of Lies' who always speaks lies]..."

Rusalka: This is easy. I'll kill one and then ask the one next to him...

"And [the "God of Change" who randomly answers true or false questions]"

Hmm? This question seems a bit out of scope. How should I solve it?

Livia-san: "Now, you need to place the three offerings correctly in front of their corresponding ones. White is for the God of Truth, black is for the God of Lies, and the color-changing one is for the God of Change. If you give the wrong one, it means your challenge has failed."

Rusalka: "That's all? You mean, if we play roulette with a fully loaded revolver and I fire first, we're betting on the gun jamming, right?"

Livia-san: "Of course not. You can also ask them [three questions that must be answered with 'yes' or 'no'] to 'fix' and 'confirm' their identity, but the gods will only answer you with 'Uru' or 'Dara', and these two words represent 'yes' and 'no'."

Rusalka: "'Uru' means 'yes' and 'dala' means 'no'?"

Livia-san: "No, you only know that each of them corresponds to one of the meanings, but you don't know which one corresponds to which."

Rusalka:?

Livia-Sang: "Now, you can start, but you only have 10 minutes to think. If you can't do it within 10 minutes, you will be deemed to have failed."

Rusalka returned to her original intention: "Can I kill one of them first and then ask?"

Livia-san was relatively fair and obviously didn't give him the opportunity to do anything against the will of heaven: "No, you only have the right to ask questions."

Rusalka was a little unconvinced: "Didn't you give the merpeople a question of this difficulty? Instead of asking them to answer 'What two ingredients are in scrambled eggs with tomatoes'?"

Rusalka felt that her question might still be difficult for Vishas. She might answer "tomatoes" and "scrambled eggs", which would be wrong!

Livia-san: "Your trials are all about the same difficulty. The timer has already started. Are you sure you want to waste your time talking to me? But I can give you an extra tip: there is no luck in my trials."

Na Rusalka felt that he might have just wronged the mermaids. Not to mention being the best of the best, he felt that even a superior person couldn't do this.

But it doesn’t matter. Although it seems like I’m wasting time talking to you now, another me has actually started thinking.

Rusalka: (Another me, speaking! Brother, I have 9 lives, and my time is running out!)

Sanitta: (It's okay, not too difficult. I thought He would ask a question like "What color is the polar bear that fell into the pit?" But come to think of it, where would polar bears come from in this world? It's already considered conscientious that He didn't depict a large-scale ritual magic structure from the Age of Gods. Even if you could draw that, you wouldn't be able to finish it in half an hour.)

Rusalka: (Hurry up, hurry up, there are nine minutes left.)

Sanitta: (Read it as I say. Remember to read it word for word. Don't omit even a single word on your own accord.)

Rusalka: (Don't worry, I'll read out all the punctuation marks for you.)

Sanita: (Then you are also a talent.)

Rusalka: "I would ask the god in the middle, 'If I ask you on your right whether the god of change is Uru, you would answer 'Uru', right?'"

"Dara."

Rusalka: "I want to ask the god on the right, 'If I ask you if you are the true god, you will answer 'Uru', right?'"

"Uru."

Rusalka: "I want to ask the god on the right, 'If I ask you if the one in the middle is the God of Change, you will answer 'Uru', right?'"

"Uru."

Rusalka quickly placed the three offerings in front of the corresponding statues.

"Left lies, middle ever-changing, right truth, end, blessings be upon you!"

Livia was silent for a moment. "Smart human, you solved the puzzle so quickly. Less than two minutes have passed. It turns out that your selection as the Messenger of the End wasn't based solely on strength. It seems you might actually have 'that' possibility..."

Rusalka was convinced his brother was indeed reliable, but he himself hadn't figured it out yet: (So which of "Uru" and "Dara" corresponds to "yes" and which corresponds to "no"?)

Sunita: (I don’t know, is this important?)

Rusalka:?

Sanita knew that Rusalka would not understand, so she added: (Here’s a little hint for you: the affirmation of an affirmation is an affirmation, and the negation of a negation is also an affirmation; the negation of an affirmation is a negation, and the affirmation of a negation is also a negation.)

Whatever my mother praised, she would definitely deny. I felt dizzy after hearing this series of things and couldn’t understand it.

Well, Rusalka decided not to delve into this kind of question for the time being. Figuring it out wouldn't increase her intelligence, and the blessing of Poseidon was the real reward.

He stood with his hands on his hips, his hands proudly on his side, as if infinite wisdom was quietly flowing through his private chat channel. At this moment, even if he was facing the Sea God, he wouldn't know who his opponent was. "Stop talking nonsense, accept the loss, and give me your blessing!"

Leviathan: "I'll give you an additional question."

Rusalka angrily cursed, "You can't afford to play with me, Poseidon? I'm risking my life on the exam. I won't play with you anymore!"

Livia-san replied calmly, "This additional question is based on my personal interest, not a rule. So it doesn't matter if you fail. I will still give you the blessing, and you won't die. But if your additional question satisfies me, I will give you an additional power similar to that given to the merman."

Rusalka: "Don't try to trick me. Your power is constantly draining your health, and it will explode if it leaves your body."

Livia-san: "Oh, yes, you are not a mermaid. In that case, I will give you a divine weapon as a reward. I still have some power to allocate. You can choose its appearance and characteristics within the scope of my authority."

When Rusalka heard about the artifact, her legs became weaker than after being fed by Phoenix for a week. She was so happy that she couldn't even walk. "But then again, since I'm here, it would be a shame not to try this free extra question..."

Sunita: (You're just greedy, and you're going to die. People like you, listen to my advice. When you return to Earth, don't invest. Don't get involved in anything related to luck. I beg you.)

Rusalka: (Don’t worry, it’s free, why not try it?)

Free ones are the most expensive, but now that Rusalka has agreed, Sanita is too lazy to scold him and should just concentrate on the questions.

The surrounding temples changed, and the three statues gradually merged into one, and finally turned into a blue ball floating in front of Rusalka.

Why do you gods all like balls?

However, although it was a ball, the ball in Rusalka's eyes was very "perfect", which made him unable to help but stretch out his hand to touch the ball, but when he touched it, he found that his hand seemed to have touched nothing and it slipped away directly.

Livia-san seemed very satisfied with his finished product and asked with interest, "How is it?"

Rusalka tried to reach out and grab the ball, but she slipped underneath it. "How can I give you an evaluation if I can't even touch it?"

"Because it's a perfect sphere, it's impossible for a mortal like you to touch it. Okay, listen to the question," the ball that Liviasan transformed into said. "Please give me a question with a specific answer. The answer must be something you truly agree with and have consensus. The requirement is that the question itself is either beyond my intellectual understanding or can bring me pleasure."

Rusalka was a little worried: "Then you laughed until you were numb after listening to it, and then insisted that it wasn't funny. Who is to blame for cheating?"

Obviously, the moment the question came out, Rusalka had no intention of considering it in terms of "wisdom" at all.

Livia-san: "If you can make me feel happy, then the question itself must be beyond my understanding, so the latter is just an addition to the former. Come on, don't think so much nonsense, let me see your wisdom."

Sanitita: (This sea god's dimension is higher than ours. It's a bit difficult to surpass his knowledge.)

Rusalka (5th level): (Brother, take a break. This extra question is way too easy.)

Sani Tower (20 intelligence):?

There is an error in the plot, a short story of emergency compensation

Oops, the first question in Chapter 421 was written wrong, haha ​​(caused by 5 Intelligence, a group member found the bug in the first question), I have modified it, refresh to see it.

Here's a little story.

I recently went to watch a stand-up comedy show offline and found it quite interesting. The tickets were not expensive, only a few dozen yuan per person, and the seats were packed.

I feel like the biggest fun of talk shows is still complaining and self-deprecating, or talking about some social issues. I love listening to them, but I always feel like I can't use them as material in books. It's a big failure in terms of material selection~

The most annoying thing is that in the past, people who watched the show were all in pairs. I went to watch it with two college classmates. They all had girlfriends, but there were four of us in the dormitory and I was the only one without a girlfriend!

Yu Yu thinks it is because her life is too good, she works too hard on writing novels, and she feels that writing is more interesting than the tangle of love affairs (referring to the fact that she has no leave record for 7 months).

Yu Yu has been thinking about what kind of opposite sex is suitable for her recently, but after thinking about it for a long time, she feels that this question is too difficult.

But it doesn’t matter. What should I do if I encounter difficulties?

Isn't this a coincidence? A community worker added Yu Yu on WeChat and chatted with her, saying that if she had any "difficulties", she could come to her. She even mentioned, when comforting Yu Yu about her unemployment, that there was a girl who was one year younger than her and wrote novels on our street. I said yes, could I get to know her, and she said she would help me get a recommendation.

The above is the message record from November last year. The other party, like the author of the cat station, suddenly disappeared without a trace.

He ran away after receiving the sign-in reward. How hateful.

Yu Yu is really bored now, so she sent her a WeChat message on Saturday, asking if there are any stand users of the same type nearby.

She didn't reply (she doesn't work on weekends).

Today, at lunchtime on Monday, I sent a message to Yuyu saying, "Nothing yet, if you find something suitable, let me know [smiley face emoji]"

What happened? Why did that person suddenly miss me? Was I rejected before I even said anything, or was her spell concentration slot already occupied?

I was here first.jpg

Now, getting back to the topic, do you readers think this little story is pretty good?

Because it includes the concept of self-deprecation in stand-up comedy! Put your knowledge into practice!

But talk show audiences will not be offended or angry by the interaction because they know that this is a joke show and is different from their real selves.

The only problem is.

Let me tell you this story.

It’s a true story (sad).

Chapter 422 Dangerous Temperature Rusalka

Rusalka's question was simple: "Imagine you've arrived in a world where ghosts can understand human speech, and you're being hunted by two ghosts, one green and one red. You only have two arrows that are guaranteed to hit the target. The green ghost needs two arrows to die, while the red ghost only needs one. How would you allocate your arrows?"

Livia-san's low laugh was deafening. "Haha, unfortunately, I understand your human emotions and logic. The answer is that I will shoot the Green Ghosts with an arrow, and then tell them whoever is closest to me that I will shoot them with the next arrow. This way, they will be afraid to approach each other, causing you to escape. Your human wisdom is just that."

Rusalka laughed as if she had expected this and said, "Haha, your answer is correct, but it's not entirely correct."

Livia-san became interested: "Oh? Do you have any better solution than this?"

"The answer is I will shoot both arrows at the black ghosts, because they are the most dangerous ghosts in the world. Report to the commander, the quiver has been emptied!"

Poseidon didn't understand, where did this black guy come from?

He couldn't understand it, but judging by Rusalka's nature and rules, this bizarre answer was not simply made up - at least in Rusalka's imagination, it was an answer that could be accepted by himself and most people, and this answer really made him, a god, completely unable to understand its logic.

Seeing Livia-san fall silent, it was Rusalka who was surprised. "Oh my god, you can even hold back your laughter. You are worthy of being a god. I admire you! Oh, there is no triangular trade in your world, so that's fine. Even though you are at the bottom of the sea, you haven't seen this either. What a shame, you don't get my joke."

Livia still couldn't understand the connection between Rusalka's question and the answer, so he conceded, though not completely. "But you also accept my answer in your heart. Therefore, your question is an open one with no single answer. It doesn't fully meet my requirements."

Rusalka was a little angry and cursed at Leviathan, who had turned back into a black wall in front of her: "You are a god, and you are playing tricks on me, right? Just wait, after I get out, I will live in your temple every day, eat your seafood, and hunt your fish."

Livia-san didn't care about Rusalka's threats, but he didn't completely cheat either. Instead, he offered Rusalka a compromise: "How about this? I'll make you a replica of the 'Sea-Breaking Trident' and give you the answers to two questions. But the rules for both questions are the same: you can only ask questions that can be answered with a 'yes' or 'no', and I will give you an accurate answer with a 'yes' or 'no'."

When Rusalka heard about the weapon compensation, she thought it was fine: "Then please make this replica for me better, at least it should be authentic to the legend."

"Legendary weapon."

"OK, that's fine with me."

"Don't you want to ask those two questions?"

"Of course not. You gods have a really strange way of understanding things. Okay, let me ask you now."

Rusalka himself had no problem, but Sanita did, so he followed the question template given to him by his good brother and asked:

"At your game table of the Twelve Gods and the Doom, if I gather all thirteen kinds of faith power and complete certain special conditions, besides bringing the beings of this world back to Earth, will there actually be any other rewards from higher dimensions?"

Liviasan: "Dara."