What did you do with the dice?

"Aren't you going with me?"

"What do you mean by 'not bringing'? Are you looking down on me? There's nothing I can't do. Go! You must go! Go now! But I have to correct your ignorant statement. What do you mean by a mere fish tank? Is that worthy of my friendship with Lord Pearl Tear? I'm going to find you the most powerful super ocean in the world and stuff it directly into my carriage. And you, this specialty from the sea tribe, don't have to do anything. Just eat and sleep. When I call you out, you'll be there! Let me show you what the Chamber of Commerce President's style is! Come on, follow me!"

The extremely hungry Vishas walked behind, and he walked in front with his hands and feet dancing, and brought her into the convoy in front of a group of stunned guards.

When he woke up the next day, it was Crown's turn to be stunned when he woke up in his carriage.

"No, can anyone explain to me where this big water tank and the mermaid came from in this empty carriage behind me, where the gift for Lord Pearl Tear was originally placed?"

The guards were all brought from Sinidi, so of course they didn't know about the wanted order for Visas on the beach. This is a fact. Even in the 21st century, when the Internet is so developed, many people would not pay attention to any major wanted orders abroad, not to mention this world where there is no Internet.

They didn't dare to laugh at Clown. After all, he drank too much last night. Drunk people behaved in a strange way. They wouldn't find it strange even if he brought back a street lamp, let alone a mermaid.

So he answered honestly, "Boss, this is what you brought back last night. You said it was a gift for Lord Pearl Tear or something. You even asked us to secretly move the big fish tank in front of the Chamber of Commerce overnight. You didn't want it if it wasn't that tank. Well, we did it, and the supervisor saw us. When he heard that you were drunk and said it was a gift for Lord Pearl Tear, the supervisor was very polite and let us move it away. He also told us to return it after you sobered up."

Clown: Huh? Awesome! I was a genius last night!

Although I still don’t know how Visas came about, it’s just like this, which is good.

As for the water tank and the poor ornamental fish inside that were eaten by Vishas, ​​forget it. Just give the money to the supervisor and let him take some kickbacks for himself and buy a new one. It shouldn't be worth much.

Rather, how can a mermaid be worth money?

"So, do you want to return the water jar?"

"What the hell! Just give him the money and tell him to buy a new one himself. He can handle the rest of the money himself. Isn't that enough?"

Hey everyone, getting drunk when you're out of ideas really helps! When I sobered up, a mermaid suddenly spawned in my car. A mermaid princess! This is fucking incredible! Rumor has it that Lord Pearl Tear always talks about mermaids, and combined with his Filin lover, there's a 1000% chance he's a pervert with a fetish for xenomorphs.

This is not like receiving a pillow when you are sleepy, this is like putting on a holographic helmet and living your second life while sleeping.

If the slave-hunting team heard about this, they would be so jealous that they would faint - no, Clown is a businessman, why doesn't he have to risk his life? He can just pick up such an expensive one on the road?

Chapter 344 Lucky King

After getting a general idea, Sanita looked at Weishasi, who was wandering around like a curious baby, and asked, "So, Weishasi, what do you want to do in Sinidi?"

"I'm looking for the legendary dragon slayer! The one who killed the red dragon Garces. According to Archmage Weier, he's in Snidi now."

Then you have come to the right place, absolutely the right place.

"What are you looking for him for?"

Weishas thought for a moment and said she came here out of ancestral teachings. "Well... according to what my mother said, it seems we should entrust the blessing to him and let him return to the sea to be the true master or something. I don't remember clearly and don't quite understand it. Anyway, my uncle is in charge of the kingdom now, so I sneaked out to find him!"

Sanitita already understood what her mother meant. It seemed that although Vishas came to the right place, she came at the wrong time: the person you are looking for is getting married, and you come here to pledge your love to her?

Those assassins just now were just playing around for some inexplicable reason. It turns out that this guy is the real hidden wedding prankster - even Rusalka probably wouldn't want to let Maomao beat her up.

Sanita was in awe: What do you mean by 100% luck? Is this a prelude to him?

The implication is that if there is no cat, then this fish is giving himself + the blessing of the sea god + the entire sea kingdom to Rusalka?

It turned out that Rusalka was right when she said that. She was sitting at home and was eager for someone to come and take her back to be the queen. There was even a super "Saudi prince-style male protagonist" at the wedding who grabbed the bride on the spot. My good brother really fell in love with the template of the female protagonist in the female frequency?

As for why Clown was not discovered along the way, it was quite funny. He carried the tax-free order with him even when he slept when he was out doing business, and boasted to everyone that he was the official tax-free merchant of the newly-crowned noble Lord, Lord Pearl Tear. He boasted all the way from Sinidi to Esdi, and his reputation was so wide that merchants from all over the place had heard of it. Moreover, he did not do much business, but made money by using his tax-free order. He made a living by copyright.

So the checkpoints may not be familiar with other people, but they have a deep impression of him. After seeing him, they did not think of checking him. At most, they would say hello and say "Ah, Mr. Duty Free is here again" and let him pass. Even at the checkpoints in Esdi where taxes had to be paid, Crown knew that Vishas was not a good person to be in the spotlight, so he seldom stayed in those unfamiliar big cities, and in some small places like towns, he could just spend a little money to get through.

After all, the credit points were there, and Rusalka's reputation was particularly great in the border of Esdi thanks to the bard's exaggeration. The other party had no suspicion that he, as a partner, would transport any strange things.

The caravan had the green light all the way, so coincidentally, Vishas was not discovered along the way. Even the teams sent by Estelon to hunt her down had no idea where to start. Who would have known that Vishas would be treated as cargo and hidden in the cargo box of the caravan all the way from Estelon to Sinidi?

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After the wedding, both the host and the guests were in great joy. Rusalka and Maomao saw the guests off one by one. Phoenix didn't even bother to change her clothes. She felt that the damaged version suited her better, and had a sharp beauty.

However, some nobles did not leave immediately. Instead, they took the initiative to find him and asked him whether Sanitieta was interested in getting married, or whether he had someone in mind.

"By the way, your staff member Sanitieta seems to be unmarried. Does he have a suitable partner?"

"My daughter has some magical talent. I wonder if he could be so kind as to meet her?"

After hearing this, the people nearby came over and asked, "Is this true? Doesn't he look old enough? A great wizard like him probably has many children. Maybe he's just too obsessed with magic to care about them."

"Hey, that's something you don't know. We heard from Alice that he's actually of elven descent. By elven age, he's quite young."

"Elves, can this and humans have offspring?"

"I heard that it is possible. There are many half-elves in the world, but most of them have human features. He might be one of them."

"Lord Pearl Tear, what do you think? If these subordinates live a happy life, have children, marry, and live in the domain, they will naturally be more loyal."

Everyone was so enthusiastic that Rusalka felt embarrassed to refuse directly. She could only say, "Sanita is not my subordinate. He and I are close friends. How can I decide his intentions?"

Fortunately, the two elves had sharp ears and cast a spell to glide down from the stands. The two green guys put their hands on their hips and said to the crowd, "No, no! Elves must marry elves. Look, he has already given this to us, and he can't give it to anyone else."

Alice showed her bracelet.

Rusalka remembered that the custom seemed to be that each elf could only give out one bracelet at most, but this Sanita gave out two. Isn't he a pure scumbag? Why don't you two scold him?

Shana: "Indeed, humans are no match for this! How can humans be worthy of Teacher Sanitieta? Go away, go back quickly!"

"Hey, Shana, how can you talk to a guest like that? You're so rude! I'm sorry, but that's just how elves are. But you saw it, and that's how it is. The details may depend on what Sanita wants to say, so it's not for us to interfere."

Shana raised her hand and pointed at Rusalka, then said unhappily with her hands on her hips, "You..."

Phoenix immediately looked at Shana with an unfriendly look. The latter shrank her neck, put down the finger that was pointing at Rusalka, and dared not say a word.

Tsk~ Turns out she's already got a boyfriend. Let's go.

"It's okay, it's okay. I understand. Let's talk about it later~"

Everyone smiled and expressed their understanding. Two elf wives were indeed enough, so they politely said goodbye to Rusalka and dispersed. They agreed that when Sanitta got married, they would invite them to the wedding at any time. They would also send gifts and visit as scheduled. If it was not too troublesome, they would also give their own wizard some advice.

After everyone had left, Rusalka began to lecture the two elves, saying, "Fools! We should be more polite to our guests. Even if I take a step back, do I look like someone who would send Mr. Sa away and let someone else get away with it?"

Alice nodded: "Yes."

Rusalka: "Fuck you!"

Sanita was a bit speechless. What happened? Just giving away the elf wasn't giving it away? Did the elf really transform into a pearl tear and lead a human?

The wedding banquet was over and the servants were busy cleaning up. In this world, there was no bridal chamber in marriage. The marriage was just a marriage. Rusalka and Maomao didn't have any other thoughts and decided to interrogate the uninvited guests first.

Only through interrogating the prisoners did we learn that the details of this seemingly blundering attack were truly interconnected, all of which highlighted that Crown's luck was suspected to be a bit too high.

First of all, this group of chasing scavengers couldn't find any trace of Vishas no matter how hard they searched. If you go to the inland cities and ask if anyone has seen mermaids, you will just be considered crazy.

There was no other way. There was no information found along the way. In the end, I could only come to the Silver City in Zhulei Territory, which was the place predicted by the female councilor, to wait and see if I could try my luck.

Unexpectedly, they found it. When Crown's carriage stopped near Silver City, they accidentally found it using a sensor.

At that time, Vishas had lost salt, and it was useless to feed her all the salty things in the team. The whole fish looked sick, with a pale complexion. It lay lifeless in the fish tank, turning over and spitting bubbles, looking like it was about to die. Clown had no choice but to initiate an emergency and stop the caravan outside the city, intending to secretly change the water for Vishas, ​​and urgently needed to buy a large amount of salt.

It's fate that has its ups and downs. He used to be a salt merchant in the Pearly Tear Territory, but now he doesn't sell salt anymore. It just so happens that the Pearly Tear Territory is preparing for a big banquet, and the amount of food to be cooked is incomparable to before. The whole city is filled with the aroma of food. Salt is in short supply during this festival, and the price is extremely high, more than twice as expensive as usual. Everyone wants to make a fortune by selling it to Rusalka.

Although Crown's status is different, it doesn't mean that he is not stingy. As an insider who knows the basic prices of commodities by heart, you ask him to buy salt even though he knows he is wasting money. The level of humiliation is comparable to asking, "Master, what do you do?"

It would be better to take his life.

But none of the merchants on the road were from Doug Chamber of Commerce. After all, I was already a representative of the Chamber of Commerce, so where would my colleagues come from?

Individual merchants would certainly be even less willing to pay out of their own pockets to send him salt in the next two days. They are all merchants who are struggling to make ends meet and they need to make money.

Even if they were willing to give him face, they would tell him to wait until the wedding banquet was over before giving it to him.

Wait until the wedding banquet is over? Why not just braise Weishas and send them over?

He cursed the unscrupulous merchants all day long, criticizing their profit-seeking and bad nature. It took him two days to transfer a batch of salt to Vishas from the team in the town next to his own chamber of commerce.

This was actually a perfect opportunity to take action, but the pursuers did not act at that time because, on the one hand, they were scattered throughout the City of Silver and did not call for action together.

On the other hand, for some reason, there happened to be a whole brigade of more than 200 Rangers waiting in line for food around Crown, waiting with him for the salt to be delivered.

In fact, the captain of this ranger team told him, I recognize you, but Commander Ono is away now because of something, and his team is also short of salt. Don’t ask why the army is short of basic supplies such as salt, because it has been short of it in the past two days.

I heard that Master Crown has become very successful and wealthy. It's so unsafe for him to live outside the city. Our Rangers have nothing to do, so we must be lining up to blackmail him. No, we are lining up to protect you, the living god of wealth.

By the way, you are rich anyway. I heard that you can always urgently transfer a truckload of salt from far away. But you certainly can't eat so much. Salt is very salty. I think no one wants the extra salt. It's better to be open-minded and add one or two more truckloads. It's just a little salt. Just consider it as a help to your brothers.

Hey, hey, hey, don't give me any money. Money won't melt in water. It's hot to the touch. I don't want the people above to hear that we are suspected of taking bribes. In the army, you will lose your head if you take bribes. Don't harm us.

It’s okay, we’re all brothers, there’s no rush. I’ll just chat with you here while waiting for your fleet to deliver the salt. When the time comes, just take as much as you need!

The implicit meaning is: Scholars, farmers, merchants, and artisans, brother, you are the last one in line. When you were poor, we just laughed and joked and got over it. We didn't force you. Now that you are rich, you can't afford to eat anything. Pay the protection fee.

Crown thought he was unlucky. He had thought that even a small amount of salt could make some money by selling the extra salt, but now there was no hope at all.

But it doesn't matter. It's easier to deal with the King of Hell than with the little devils. How much can a cart of salt be worth? It's not the Pearl Tears Territory of five years ago, and I'm not the small businessman I was five years ago. Vishas doesn't need to be soaked in salt to be saved.

Just give it to them. It is of course important to build good relationships with these rangers who are mercenaries and cannot join the regular army but have some strength. After all, they also said that the paladins of Ono are not always there. Sometimes, they have to suffer losses and follow the rules of Sinidi.

The story of the small town of Test has taught him that local armed forces are nothing but paper tigers that will shatter at the slightest touch in front of the official machinery. These will be the backing for his future dominance in the Pearl Tear Territory.

Since the rangers are here, Estren's group certainly wouldn't dare to take action in front of the regular army. No matter what, people can't commit a crime and then run away in front of fully armed light cavalry.

He could only wait for Clown to enter the city. If he took action in the city, by the time the nobles in the city reacted and sent someone to order the light cavalry on standby outside to chase him, he would probably have already escaped.

Unexpectedly, Crown's delay happened just as Rusalka's wedding banquet was about to begin. Crown was almost late and took Vishas, ​​who had just been soaked in salt water and had entered sleep mode due to desalination, to the scene.

The reason they acted too hastily was actually that they thought they could easily achieve the mission target. After all, it was a bit difficult to catch a mermaid alive. However, Sinidi was very xenophobic, and killing a mermaid there would not attract much attention from the local nobles.

In order to avoid being robbed of the credit by the regular troops behind them, they planned to try to find an opportunity. It happened that Rusalka was holding a wedding. Common sense from all sources told them that the more people gathered in a place, the easier it would be to disrupt the situation and succeed. That's why they wanted to be greedy for credit and take the initiative.

It's just that luck was not on their side. If it was any other wedding scene, even one of the Marquis', with a small space and many ordinary people, their operation would be easier to succeed. After all, when ordinary people are attacked, the first thing they will do is to protect their spouses and families. They will not have time to defend themselves and evacuate the crowd, so how can they worry about counterattacks?

But what happened was Rusalka's most innovative wedding in Sinidi's history.

It's quite sad, he has no family.

As for his existing relatives, each one of them is very powerful and does not need his protection.

It was a failure as expected. I will try to learn from it in my next life.

Chapter 345 I Really Want to Be Miss Water Fairy’s Fear Claw

Before leaving, Clown naturally left behind Weishas, ​​who happened to be looking for Rusalka. He then smiled and shook hands with Rusalka. "I'm leaving now, Lord Pearl Tear. I promise to bring you a better gift next time. I wish you and your wife a happy wedding."

"Okay, okay! Next time, definitely next time."

Phoenix asked gloomily from the side: "Next time?"

Crown's sense of crisis was maximized, and he ran away on the spot, screaming like the wind.

Rusalka quickly bent down and took Mao Mao's arm, comforting her and explaining, "That's not what he meant. Mao Mao, don't get me wrong. He meant that next time we hold a big event like this, he should give us something better than this flashy Narcissus Mermaid gift, like... uh... emm..."

It's over, a fatal jam, because Rusalka really couldn't think of anything better than the Narcissus Mermaid for the time being.

Buho! Black smoke started to appear around the cat!

Rusalka: (I'm initiating an emergency rescue. It's your turn now, good brother, rescue the ace! Hurry! It's time for 19 intelligence to come into play!)

Sanita: (Based on my judgment, the words you need to say now are not about sounding impressive, but about being relevant to Phoenix and expressing your appreciation for her.)

Rusalka: (Transfer to manual.)

Sanita: (Oh, forget it, I'll teach you.)

Rusalka followed Sanita's words and said, "Cat, okay, I won't hide it from you. Actually, in my world, when two people in love commit to a lifetime, they give each other something called a 'diamond ring.' As the name suggests, a diamond ring is a magical item made of a stone called 'diamond.' This stone is extremely hard and never decays. Therefore, in my hometown, there has been a saying since ancient times that 'diamonds are forever, and a diamond ring will last forever.'"

"But in this world, I discovered that the 'diamond' doesn't exist in Snidiri, but I believe it might be found somewhere. It's just that my personal power is too limited, and the search is endless. This is why I strive to continuously develop my power and eventually become the Grand Duke. Because I need this status to command more people to search for it."

"Now, I've finally earned this qualification and stood at the pinnacle of the great nation of Snidi. So, I've mobilized chambers of commerce and adventurers from all corners of the world, willing to search for treasure in every corner, to find it for me. I firmly believe that one day, I will personally place this 'diamond ring' on your finger. To me, this is truly the most precious gift."

After listening to this, Phoenix nodded dumbly, wrapped her wagging tail around Rusalka's waist, and clung to him to show affection and understanding.

Rusalka: (Brother, let's be honest, the two elves deserved to lose. How many people have you deceived with your mouth?)

Sanitta: (First, I don't even bother to trick those two elves; second, I'm a bard, so what's wrong with me acting as myself?)

Rusalka: (That sounds good, but where can I find diamonds for Phoenix? Is this BYD world a carbon-based world?)

Sunny Tower: (Treasure once acquired is no longer a treasure, and love once lost is no longer love. This is why people always say that marriage is the grave of love. And you, my friend, should always remain on the path of finding diamonds for Phoenix. This is what it means to be "a diamond forever.")

It’s just right, it’s just right, this is the good brother who cultivates both 19 wisdom and 20 charm.

After the guests left, Sanitieta went to count and sort the gifts, and asked Rusalka and the others to go back first. He took Vishas to visit the lord's mansion to let her get familiar with her new living environment.

Phoenix did not question or refuse, but followed Rusalka vigilantly, almost never leaving her side.

When Weishas saw her, her eyes lit up and she opened her arms towards her: "Ah~ It's a cat from the Filin tribe! Come here!"

Phoenix didn't move, so Vishas moved over and tried to touch Phoenix's ear, but before her hand reached her head, she was pierced in the palm of her hand by the sharp spikes of shadow power that emerged from Phoenix's body. She screamed in pain and shrank back.