"Hey? Do you know me?"

"I know you so well. Do you still remember? Do you remember the day 1109 was released? That was the day we met in the card store. You were wearing the same blue dress. You were beautiful, powerful, ageless, and immortal. Just one glance at each other, and I knew that you..."

Sunita: (Have you... forgotten that you're married to a cat? I've seen people cheating before marriage, I've seen people cheating after marriage, but I've never seen anyone cheating halfway through marriage. Skyfall is now a rule-based ability, so you can win anytime you show up?)

That's definitely not the case. Rusalka's feelings towards this merman are different from his feelings towards cats. He immediately changed his previous expression, frowned, and said righteously: "You are a mermaid."

Weishas actually nodded at Rusalka and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, I am indeed a mermaid!"

Who doesn’t know this?

Sanita: (Can we go fight now?)

With Visha's "help", Rusalka described herself as having as much energy as if she had eaten two Snickers bars. She moved in an instant with the Phantom Step and slashed continuously, cutting the two guys in half with a single move of her sword, who had no time to resist.

Phoenix also seemed a little angry, so she vented her anger on the invader. She stabbed the man in front of her six times in one second with the dagger in her hand, stabbing the man into a sieve. Stab you to death, stab you to death, stab you to death!

The captain of the pursuers blocked Rusalka's sword, and the weapon in his hand broke instantly. He was horrified and realized that he was about to die. He hurriedly shouted at Rusalka, "Slow down, we are mercenaries from Esterlen. Lord Sneidi, please don't attack us yet. There may be some misunderstanding between us!"

Rusalka glanced at the scene, which had become a mess, and sneered, "Misunderstanding? My fellow Daoist, we hit it off right away, but you're leaving? Since we're about to part, let me see you off! Immortal Dao's ultimate move, send your friend off and kill him!"

After saying that, he chopped down without hesitation, but the opponent suddenly accelerated and moved horizontally out of Rusalka's attack range. However, Sanita reacted faster and used a secret door to teleport him back. Rusalka chopped him right in the middle and chopped him into ashes with the 4-ring Holy Slash.

Others died or surrendered, and this inexplicable battle ended in a one-sided victory almost without any suspense. Except for the last struggle of this group of people before death, who used some unknown alchemical props to blow up the surroundings into a mess, the entire battlefield was left with only broken corpses and tables and chairs.

Sinidi doesn't leave a single person alive. What a joke! The host of this place, Rusalka, doesn't listen to surrender and doesn't take prisoners. How dare I cross the line? Of course I just pretended I didn't hear anything and killed them all.

It was still Esdi who knew how to hold back and had more martial ethics. He didn't kill the other side who surrendered, and captured a few survivors for Rusalka to interrogate. Sanitta directly ordered the soldiers to strip them naked, tie them up with demon-suppressing chains, and pin them down for strict supervision to deal with after the marriage.

Now that the battle was over, everyone wiped their weapons and put them back in their original places, and then looked at each other with stiff expressions.

Looking at the half-destroyed tables and chairs, the blood on his body, the servants in the backstage who were retching because they were not used to such a bloody scene, the group of elves who had pushed away several of the small food carts and started eating on their own, and the mermaid in the middle of the field who could actually walk on land and was looking around with a pair of curious eyes, he felt a little at a loss for words.

Alas, such a good wedding was ruined by this group of intruders. Even if we don't mention these intruders, the props and fighting methods on their bodies are obviously the characteristics of the Esterlen people who inherited the technology of the Time Lord. No one knows how Rusalka became enemies with Esterlen far in the east, but coming in to disrupt other people's wedding is indeed a bit too disrespectful. What a deep hatred this is.

However, a wedding is not like any other ball or festival celebration that can be postponed at will, which means that the wedding may really be hastily concluded.

It was difficult for everyone to leave, but it was also awkward to stay, so they could only wipe themselves clean with towels, and then spontaneously help clean up the damaged scene. They simply cleared away the damaged garbage and flattened the bumpy aisle to leave some space so that they could eat while standing.

Anyway, everyone basically comes from a military background, so eating is just eating. They have eaten in many harsh environments, so there are no so many rules to follow.

As for the host, only a few high-ranking people could take the lead and go over to comfort Rusalka, saying that it was okay to eat a simple meal while standing. What was important in a wedding was the thoughtfulness and blessings. The sense of ceremony was just a formality and was not that important.

But everyone was very sad, even Phoenix drooped his ears and tail, and the most uneasy one was Clown. He had just had a sudden impulse on the road and turned here thinking that he was smuggling something new that Sneedy had definitely never seen before, but who knew that the thing he was smuggling was a bomb?

But after seeing Rusalka's expression, his heart relaxed. Everyone was feeling depressed and sad, but Rusalka was the happiest person in the room. She smiled brightly at Weishas, ​​who also looked at him curiously: "Is there something on me?"

Maomao kicked him angrily while he was still grinning, causing Rusalka to immediately restrain himself.

Phoenix was no pretentious cat. She swung the dagger away and put it back into the sheath on her leg. She then, still wearing the tattered, blood-stained wedding dress, rummaged through her small, portable shadow plane and took out a box of cookies. Holding the box in both hands, she said to Rusalka, "Will you marry me?"

Rusalka frowned at this and said, "Phoenix, you want to propose with a box of biscuits? Even a dog wouldn't be full."

Phoenix hit him with her tail again, and in the blink of an eye, she took out a dagger from inside and said fiercely, "Will you marry me or not?"

Of course, Rusalka was joking with her. Phoenix also knew that Rusalka was just a bad habit and wanted to cooperate with him, so he picked up the biscuit and took a bite: "The dog despises it, but I don't. Hehe, I will marry you."

But after saying this, he felt something was wrong. Although this proposal scene was very heartwarming, it was too bland and not a complete reversal. He always felt as if something crucial was missing.

So he followed his instinct, took Phoenix's hand, and trotted with her to the place where the blood and corpses were gathered in full view of everyone.

Rusalka cast a [Ceremony] (a spell that comes with the first-ring Paladin) on Phoenix and herself.

The two of them strolled amidst a sea of ​​blood and corpses, just as they had walked through the battlefield together when they first met. Phoenix wore a bloody, tattered wedding dress, while Rusalka's face was stained with blood and dust. He smiled, drew his greatsword, and stabbed it into the corpse on the ground, then held out his palm to Phoenix: "Cat, will you accompany me on my Tata to the end of the universe?"

Phoenix didn't quite understand, but she smiled anyway and reached out to high-five him: "Of course!"

Seeing this, the people around applauded and cheered, picked up the flower petals handed by the servants and sprinkled them towards the two people. Under the influence of the magic of the [Wall of Wind] of the Sani Iron Tower, the flower petals were sucked into the wind wall and then swirled around the two people.

As the petals continued to be scattered and inhaled, they eventually formed a very romantic whirlwind composed entirely of colorful petals. Even any rich and luxurious decorations previously arranged in the venue were eclipsed by the power of magic and became a foil.

Seeing that the two of them were almost in the mood, Sanita said: (Hurry up, let’s get to the kissing part.)

Rusalka did so, Phoenix stood on tiptoe, he lowered his head, and they kissed.

The light of blessing flickered on them, transforming into beautiful golden starlight that fell around them. The effect of [Ceremony] took effect, magically binding the two together. When the two people who entered into the marriage contract were near each other, their AC (Defense Value) increased by 2, which lasted for one week.

At this beautiful moment, Sani Tieta waved his finger upwards, and the whirlwind carried the petals into the sky, forming a compressed large flower ball, which then exploded.

Then, a weak [Anti-Gravity] magic enveloped the field, which was used to reduce the falling speed of the petals, making the scene look as beautiful as a flurry of snowflakes composed of petals.

Weishas was stunned watching from the side. Having never seen or imagined such a scene before, she also started clapping: "How beautiful! Human magic is so powerful!"

The Sani Iron Tower finally crushed a piece of stable crystal, and countless lights that were ready to burst out at the edge of the venue soared into the sky and exploded into gorgeous fireworks in the air.

Very good, all my tasks have been completed so far, and I can finally relax. After dinner, I will empty my mind and meditate for a while, and then think about my plans to go home.

A satisfied Rusalka smiled and said to his good friend in the private chat channel: (The journey of knight is finally completed!)

Hearing Rusalka's sentence, Sanita's brows immediately frowned!

In the second month of the Yuanhe MD Master Duel Calendar, a wandering knight, the Predator Plant Pineapple, came to stay overnight at Zhu Lei's home. Zhu Lei's fish warmly entertained him. That night, a group of K Society bandits broke into Zhu Lei's home and killed any fish they could find. Many fish and earth angel guards were killed in the battle. To protect the young mistress of the Narcissus family, the Predator Plant Pineapple picked up a simple fusion instant noodle bucket to cover her and carried her on his back. Under the constant attacks of the K Society bandits, he remained motionless all night, his body covered with scars. Even after his death, he maintained this posture to protect the Narcissus woman.

(In the end, the Instant Noodle Bucket Simple Fusion was banned and killed, and the Plant Predator deck fell to T3 on the power list, but the Narcissus Mermaid survived. To commemorate his feat, future Pearl Tears players added his good brother, the Plant Predator Rhinohorn, to their extra decks, giving him a sinecure to ensure the continuation of his family lineage. They also passed down this story from generation to generation, calling it the "Xia Ke Xing" (The Journey of the Knight)!)

Sunita looked up at the sky and held his forehead: (I've really had enough. You take all the good things. I worked so hard to prepare a performance for you, and in return all you do is scold me?)

Rusalka: (Then I'm worried that if I don't scold you, you'll scold me first. Aery went to the table to eat, and Phoenix took Grasp of the Undying and Blades. I have no choice but to take the initiative.)

Inhuman!

Chapter 343 Why Are Humans So Bad?

Sanita looked at the devastated surroundings. Pursuing precision and minimizing deviation, he remembered there was one more thing he could do. He used his amplification magic to shout, "Why are you servants still standing there? After you've finished vomiting, quickly go find the soldiers back there. Those who have the guts, come and clean this place up! Then, tell them not to come over; take them directly to the warehouse to bring in new spare tables and chairs."

"Don't look so discouraged. The Pearl Tear Territory never gives up. I anticipated this situation a long time ago and specially prepared a whole set of new replacements in the nearby warehouse No. 5. You can move them in and use them right away."

When the guests heard that Sunitta had made all these preparations, they couldn't help but think that Sunitta was too far-sighted. He had prepared a complete set of backup plans. It was too detailed. Putting aside his identity as a mage, just from this detail, one could tell that he was the material for an ace butler.

What's even more amazing is that he personally came over and used magic to fill up the potholes in the land, and asked the people around to step on them firmly. He walked around the stands, and soon all the potholes on the stands were restored, and the food cart could be pushed through them smoothly.

People are more mad than people.

Alas, I wish my staff could be as omniscient and omnipotent as Sanita. Now I will go to Esdi to live for a while and then come back. On the way, can I also pick up a great wizard like this one as easily as Lord Pearl Tear did?

But what everyone doesn't know is that the original intention of Sanita to have a spare was to fear that Rusalka or Alijie would do something outrageous, and accidentally mess up the venue before the wedding, or directly blow up a certain stand here with a fireball. He originally thought that everything would be smooth sailing and the spare would not be needed, but he didn't expect that these would actually come in handy now, which made him feel a little bit amused.

I can only say that fortunately the venue this time was a training ground. A large group of soldiers were available nearby and ran to help with the moving. After a while, the basic tables and chairs were rearranged.

It would have been fine if the decorations and the balloons had disappeared, but the Great Wizard Sunny Tower only needed to use a few small spells to severely humiliate and crush the scenery and decorations that had been set up for many days. The Great Wizard Sunny Tower was invincible in the world -

As the venue was set up, the food carts from the kitchen, which had already included earth dragons, entered like an assembly line, and the guests became noisy again. Rusalka and Phoenix walked around the venue and clinked glasses with each other. Then they walked to the last corner and found Yu Yu, who was sitting at a small table with a meal in his hand, eating and drinking with a bright smile.

Phoenix jumped up and patted Rusalka on the head, and only then did she pull his gaze away from her. But she was not angry because the emotion in Rusalka's eyes was not "like", but an inexplicable "admiration", "respect", and "admiration", which was probably the feeling of a soldier towards huge ships and cannons, a card player towards limited edition broken mirrors, and a fisherman towards an eight-jin fish.

"Come on, come on, Clown, come here."

Clown wiped his mouth and hands with a napkin, rubbed his hands together, bowed slightly and nodded, and ran over quickly with a flattering look: "Okay, Lord Pearl Tear."

"Water Fairy, come here too."

Yuyu nodded happily, stretched out her hand and cast some kind of magic spell, a stream of water sprayed from her fingertips to rinse her mouth clean. After shaking her head to dry the water, she placed her two fin-like hands on either side and ran over, swaying: "Okay~"

Now it was Rusalka's turn to be puzzled: "No, are you really called Water Nymph?"

"This is the nickname given to me by everyone in the sea. My name is Weishas."

Weishas? Such a familiar name.

Sanita: (Isn’t this the name of the fugitive mermaid princess from the sea tribe?)

Rusalka: (Oh, that's right, but shouldn't the mermaid princess be dark-skinned? Because back then, only black people were seen in the ocean...)

Sani Tower: (TD.)

Inexplicably, Phoenix squinted her eyes and looked the other person up and down at a close distance. Although she was also dressed in blue and had a temperament very similar to Rusalka, after a closer look, this fish was just an ordinary fish, right?

She doesn't look that strong, and it even seems that her overall strength and ability are not as good as Aili's. Is Rusalka so fascinated by her just because she is rare? Is he really obsessed with mermaids?

It looks like he must be wet all over and smells like salty seafood. What's good about that?

Weisha felt a little uneasy when the cat stared at her, and subconsciously swayed her body to the left, so the cat followed her and swayed her gaze to the left.

Weishas swayed to the right again, and the cat's ears swayed to the right following her gaze.

Vishas swayed quickly from side to side, and the cat followed suit. She immediately thought Phoenix's actions were very interesting and laughed happily.

Feeling that Phoenix was about to breathe out of laughter, Rusalka quickly stood in front of her, gave her a hug, and then pulled her away little by little: "Cat, let's go to the back to talk, let's go to the back to talk."

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Vishas, ​​Rusalka, the unhappy cat, Sanita, and Crown the Fly-Wretching Hand.

Rusalka frowned, turned to Crown, and pointed at Weishas: "Tell me, what's wrong with her?"

Weishas was the first to raise her hand and speak on behalf of Clown. "Mr. Clown is a very kind man. I was being hunted and was very hungry when I met him. When he heard I was going to Snidi, he not only gave me food and a small box to stay in, but also said he would take me there with him. He's a very kind person. By the way, are we there yet? Where is this place?"

Well, that's true. You have indeed arrived, but it seems that you are not just hitchhiking, and the people you meet are not good people. Instead, you have completely boarded a pirate ship.

Now Rusalka understood everything and looked at Clown. It turned out that this guy had abducted Yu Yu and sent her to him as a gift. He was really bad and a businessman.

Crown didn't feel wronged, he just felt that he was very unlucky.

But he couldn't say to Phoenix in front of him, "Master Rusalka, aren't you a genuine dog noble from Snidi? I only need to be responsible for transporting such a rare species all the way from the east. Once I deliver it to Rusalka's home, he will naturally know how to prepare it. Isn't this a natural ability etched in the bones of nobility? What I'm doing is not human nature."

Rusalka said in a deep voice, "I really don't like the way you do things."

In the middle of winter, Crown felt the sweat on his head was about to freeze: "I..."

"But considering that you were sincere, I won't do it again. If you do something like this again, please report it to me in advance. Do you understand?"

Fortunately, she was lured to her own home. If she had gone to another noble's house, wouldn't she have ended up with braised fish and sashimi? How could those vulgar nobles know the goodness of fish!

Rusalka: (Is it reasonable that there are no merpeople in the Pearl Tear Territory? It's like a group without Xiao Nanliang. Before, I was just playing the role of group leader and lord. Now that the legitimate merpeople have arrived, if I don't accept them as my subordinates, then what about the law? What about the rules?)

Sani Tower:?

There's really no hope in expecting this guy to come to his senses.

Phoenix:!

Crown's face immediately lit up with smiles. This was exactly right. Arlot had been transferred to the headquarters, and he had now been promoted to the president of the local Chamber of Commerce. This showed that he had a vision that surpassed most businessmen. How could he be wrong? "Alright!"

Phoenix pinched Rusalka's butt hard, deducting two drops of health. Seeing that I had even prompted the damage notification, Rusalka said hastily, "Then I won't bother you anymore, Cat, let's get on with getting married. Sanita, you take care of things over here."

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Sani Tieta took a quick look at it and sighed that there might really be a high and low value of luck in this world.

It can only be said that people's luck is different. When Crown met Vishas, ​​he was in a meeting at the headquarters of Estron. He took the opportunity to travel and relax. He thought that Rusalka had gone to the war, and he happened to come to Estron. He wanted to prepare some specialty gifts for him to leave a deep and good impression.

Recently, Arlot was transferred back to the headquarters. Although he felt that the position of branch president was already predetermined for him, he did not get carried away by it. He knew very well that he could have all this now and climb to this position, which had nothing to do with the favor of the Chamber of Commerce or his own talent.

Isn’t it all thanks to the stylish elephant Rusalka behind him?

It can be said that without Rusalka, he would be at the bottom of the merchant class. With his support, the tax exemption order in his hand would shine and he would be the true branch president.

He could even become the president of any chamber of commerce he switched to, so he could figure out with his toes whether he should cling to the headquarters or Rusalka.

At that time, he thought of the clam shell shield in Rusalka's hand. To be honest, this thing was really out of place. It seemed to be the only one in the entire Pearl Tear Territory and even in Sinidi. Even in Estron, which was by the sea, he had never seen anyone use clam shells as shields.

Aesthetics aside, having a special hobby is a great thing. Does this mean he prefers things produced by the sea? Isn't that the direction?

With this thought in mind, he went to a small seaside city and spent one night in a tavern, trying to find out if there were any sea tribe merchants like Naga who could trade with him, and to ask if the sea tribe had any gifts that could rival the status of an earl?

But unfortunately, during that period, I heard that the sea tribe had imposed martial law and was looking for someone, and even merchant trade had stopped.

All Clown heard in the tavern was bad news. He had just arrived in the sea tribe and the trade had been cut off. The thought made him depressed and he could only drown his sorrows in alcohol.

He drank one glass after another and got a little drunk, so he asked all his subordinates to get away. When he walked to the roadside to sober up, he saw a mermaid wrapped in a black robe, stealthily rummaging through the trash can for food.

When he saw Weishas, ​​he didn't know what was going on in his dizzy head, so he raised his hand and slapped his head: Yes, is there any need for trade? Aren't mermaids the most precious creatures in this sea creature?

So, he went over and patted Weishas on the shoulder, and said bluntly to the startled her: "Ms. Mermaid, do you want to travel to Snidi?"

Any human with a normal brain would think that a guy who was drunk and talking nonsense was joking or would run away cautiously if they saw him. But it was different for Vishas. She had hardly any contact with humans. After she got ashore, her necklace seemed to be useless. She would secretly hide from humans and would not come out to find food until she was extremely hungry.

Although she was startled, she felt relieved when she saw that Clown had no weapons in his hands and did not look like he was going to eat her.

Besides, Weishas had no idea how to get to Snidi. She had already run out of food in the city and didn't know how to get around. She felt like she was about to turn into a dried fish. When she heard what Clown said, her eyes suddenly lit up: "I want to! But I'm so hungry and I have nowhere to stay."

"Hungry? I'll treat you! As for accommodations, you can stay in the carriage. I'll find you a fish tank and you can swim right in. It's spacious."

It turns out that there are good people among humans too!

When Crowne said this, he seemed to be paused for a few seconds, and then suddenly he shouted with a red face, "No! That's not right! Who am I! I am President Sneedi!"

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