What did you do with the dice?

The feel is not as good as I imagined. The fur is not soft at all, but a bit prickly like a hedgehog.

But Rusalka felt comfortable and completed another check-in mission in another world.

He didn't say anything about his feelings, but waved his hand and walked to the edge of the platform. In the face of Yu Shang's complicated expression, he jumped down, blew a whistle, and called a handsome white horse from somewhere. He jumped on the horse, raised the broken black giant sword, and greeted the cheers and applause of the human army.

"The Knight of Pearl Tears! The Knight of Pearl Tears!"

Rusalka's tail was so proud that it almost reached the sky. "Please call me Pearly Lament, Rusalka Mermaid!"

Uh......

He successfully silenced his enthusiastic allies once again. Isn't it a bit weird for you, a Paladin of the Seven Sins with a human body and a fox tail, to call yourself a mermaid?

"Alright, just call me Lord Pearl Tear."

"Lord of Pearl Tears! Lord of Pearl Tears!"

The soldiers rode over and handed him a flag that symbolized the Pearl Tear Family. Rusalka raised the flag and waved it high, and countless human soldiers gathered behind him from all directions.

Although the orcs looked reluctant, they still followed the etiquette of the El Empire that the strong are respected. They made way for him on both sides and saluted him with gritted teeth. Rusalka smiled and blew kisses everywhere. Her provocative look made people worry that she would be swarmed by the people around her in the next second.

The orcs gathered the remaining troops, and under the command of Yu Shang and the fox witch's melodious flute music, they led their huge troops to line up in batches, letting the ratmen go in first to explore the way and dig holes to stabilize the tunnel. The subsequent troops followed up and passed through the tunnels dug on the way here one by one.

Rusalka, with a huge army behind him, ran back to Alice City with a glorious banner, planted the banner on the beacon tower on the south wall, and then raised the peace agreement signed with Yu Shang in his hand: "Very good, we have won a generation of peace!"

Sanita: (Can you please stop saying auspicious things all the time?)

Rusalka: (Don't yell. At least I didn't let 50 marks of bread appear in the territory. They must be really happy.)

The combat state was completely over, and the nine big tails behind him that he loved and hated also disappeared.

Although the tail in reality had disappeared, he understood from the curious looks and whispers of the soldiers around him that this big tail would probably live forever in the stories and legends that the bards sang in praise of it.

Rusalka sighed: (Damn it, this big tail left by the Qing Dynasty can’t be cut off!)

But there are gains and losses. After Eli rubbed off a precious item that looked to be worth hundreds of gold coins and cast a healing spell, Phoenix grew a new white and tender hand.

She clenched her fists and expressed her satisfaction with the newbie. If there were data displayed above her head, she would probably give Ai Li a prompt of [Favorability +10].

"Haha, Phoenix, your left and right hands are different colors!"

Indeed, Rusalka's observation was quite detailed. Phoenix's new left hand did look a little whiter than the right hand.

Before Rusalka could come up with a new hellish joke, Phoenix clenched his new hand into a fist, raised his tail, and tried to make a threatening gesture to shut him up.

Rusalka followed Phoenix's instructions and kept quiet for a few seconds before she couldn't help but say, "It's okay. I also like chocolate and vanilla ice cream."

Snapped!

Yuyu felt wronged: "No, Phoenix, do you know the meaning of Shuangseqiu and ice cream? That's why you hit me?"

The cat has learned that no matter whether Rusalka understands what she says or not, she will just hit it first and talk later, and she will basically not kill the wrong person.

After the battle, Harukaze said goodbye to everyone and said that he was leaving. The next time they met might be three years later.

"Lord Pearl Tear, I have obtained the activation token from Snidi's treasury. Thank you very much for your care during this period, but the demon invasion is imminent. Next, I will head to the underground ruins of the United Kingdom to continue my mission."

Qingfeng had been by his side for so many years, and even if he hadn't made any contributions, he'd still made some hard work. Rusalka didn't mind him wanting to leave, after all, he had plenty of talented people around him. Curiosity got the better of him, and he couldn't help but ask, "What's your mission?"

"Learn, then find the token in Sneedi's royal treasury. Before the Second Demon War arrives, return to the underground Outpost Zero Tower and activate the final guardian program left by the Lord of Time after the First Demon War."

It turns out that the belief in the Lord of Time has not been extinguished. No wonder there are so many underground ruins in the United Kingdom. It turns out that there is a large hometown of the Lord of Time hidden in them.

"So what's the use of this program?"

Unexpectedly, Qingfeng shook his head at this critical moment: "I don't know the details, I only know that its function is to stay and fight against the end."

Rusalka trusts the people around her very much, especially this friendly NPC who is rare after the start of the game; Sanitieta thought about it, the Lord of Time is also a Lawful Good, and Qingfeng can't be the Messenger of the End, so the Lawful Good believers should at least have some faith in their motives.

Rusalka took out a small bag from the side and put some gold and silver coins in it as travel expenses for him. "Okay, you're going on a long journey, so take this money for the journey. Then go to the quartermaster to get some supplies, and then find a carriage to drive away. Think of this as the salary you've paid me for all these years. If you have any other requests before you leave, just tell me. Don't leave in a hurry. I'll also prepare a copy of my family's customs clearance documents for you, which will be useful throughout the Sinidi Territory."

"Thank you so much, Lord Pearl Tear. I will definitely repay this kindness in the future."

I don't expect anything in return. Even if you can really lead the Time Lord's robot army back to build my home in the future, it's hard to say whether I will still be in Pearl Tear Territory by then.

After sending one Qingfeng away, Rusalka looked at Caster, who was chatting with the paladins nearby, walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, Caster, do you want to go back with Golden Blade too?"

"Ah?" Custer was stunned: "Why?"

When Rusalka heard his reaction, her brows furrowed and her heart tightened.

He didn't suspect that Custer had any ill intentions, but he was worried that he would say something like "I think the cream cake from Pearl Tear Territory is delicious" the next second.

Then I'm afraid I really can't keep him. The Immigration Bureau will arrest him immediately and send him back to the Forest of Elves!

Chapter 334 The Elves Eat Your Rice

Of course Rusalka remembered him. "Didn't you say you came to Snidi to find the meaning of life? Now that you've defeated Alice, you've finished what you needed to find. Although the Holy Light can't be found, you're chatting well with the Paladins of Esdi now. Don't you plan to go back and seek enlightenment?"

"No, I've figured it out. You don't care about your own complicated background, and you're willing to set aside your religious prejudices to lead people towards a peaceful and unified future. Why should I be so obsessed with the Holy Light? As long as my heart is good, I don't need others' approval. The so-called theory of religious factions is just my old-fashioned belief in it."

"Also, the Saint said that Snidi is in need of reconstruction. A true Paladin shouldn't be confined to a single place, but should instead devote himself to places where there are more people in need. It was her negligence that caused the seal of the Seven Sins to loosen. Therefore, the Golden Blade will remain in Snidi temporarily to help oversee the Seven Sins and prevent the true demon followers of the remaining Seven Sins Church from making a comeback."

Yanar, standing beside him, nodded and saluted Rusalka, saying, "Lord Pearl Tear, the Saint has returned to recuperate. She asked me to tell you that she will send a bishop to discuss cooperation between the two countries with the nobles. If you have finished your business here, you can go to the Light Cathedral. She is waiting for you to return to the arms of the Light God at any time."

What is the embrace of God Light? I think the bad woman wants to send Yu Yu to heaven.

Rusalka smiled and exchanged a few pleasantries with Yanar. The Paladins could come whenever they wanted, and the Snidi nobles never cared. He even welcomed everyone in the Silver City Lablins: they could provide money and labor, and maintain law and order. Where on earth could one find such a popular army?

Just as he happily returned to his camp, he saw the Iron Tower of Sani surrounded by a large group of elves laughing and joking, which completely ruined his good mood.

Not only is he surrounded by elves, but there is also a large circle of mages surrounding him. The whole Sani Tower looks like some kind of college idol, and you have to queue up to meet and chat with him.

Brother, you have changed, you have become a stranger.

Why are you so popular all of a sudden? Did you ever report to your good adoptive father that you were out chatting with so many beautiful elves? What on earth did I do to make you disrespect me so much?

Seeing Rusalka looking over here, Sanitieta immediately said: "Yes, Lord Pearl Tear is back, he is over there, you go find him."

He just stretched out his hand and pointed at Rusalka, who was isolated from the noisy crowd. Most of the elves surrounding her immediately ran away and gathered around Rusalka.

Is this true? Am I really that popular?

"Lord Pearl Tear! I have a question for you!"

"Lord Pearl Tear! Are you free now?"

Hey, I'm so happy, everyone. It's right to open a card with 20 Charm~

Surrounded by a large group of beautiful elves, Rusalka felt mixed feelings of regret for her previous thoughts.

Brother, I was wrong. You haven't changed, it's me, the jealous dog, who has changed. You are truly my lifelong good brother.

Rusalka said proudly, "Those who want autographs should line up on the left, and those who want wristbands should line up on the right."

"Ah↑↓ Can you please not sign it?"

"Ah—dirty human!"

A group of elves who were originally very enthusiastic suddenly put on cold faces and cast contemptuous glances at Rusalka.

Rusalka thought that there was nothing agitated in his heart, but he felt that the sword behind him seemed to have something to say, and was getting restless. It told him that it wanted him to pull it out and find something nearby to tickle it. It was normal for a person to resonate with his weapon, right?

He immediately said angrily, "Then why are you looking for me? If you want to eat, go to the cafeteria. If you want money, I won't give it to you. If you want to fight, pick a good cemetery location first. I will send you directly to the kingdom of God through the green channel."

The elves even picked out two tall, heroic-looking elves as their representatives: "We also want the same treatment as Shana and the others. Name your price, human!"

Rusalka recalled how the two elves were treated in her home and asked, "What the hell? You want to learn magic too?"

"If you don't learn, human magic is boring."

"Emm, you guys are quite brave, huh? It's a pity that the Sani Tower is not for sale. No matter how high the price is, I won't sell it, not even for one for one. But if you want two for one, I can consider it."

Now that Phoenix is ​​not here, Rusalka is in a good mood and can fire freely.

The elves looked at each other, a little bewildered: "We don't want to take the Sanitar back with us either."

Sanita: (I see. Skills are no longer effective after the battle. Are you crazy?)

Rusalka: (If they don't want magic or you, what special treatment do they want?)

"We would like to stay with you for a short period of time. You only need to provide us with three meals a day, but we won't take anything from you humans for nothing. In exchange, during our stay, we can also help you perform some simple tasks as compensation, just like Alijie and Shana."

"Huh? Didn't you say you were going back to the forest after the battle? Why did your plans suddenly change?"

"The Great Elder has sacrificed his life. If we return immediately, Her Majesty will punish us. It would be better for us to stay outside for a while, gain some military merit or gifts from the human world, and then we might feel better if we return."

Rusalka was more forthright: "But your Queen and the Great Elder are from two different factions. She's so happy, how could she blame you?"

"..."

The leading female elf was silent for a long time, looking like she didn't know what to say.

At this moment, Sanitieta shouted, "I agree, I agree. Lord Zhulei was just joking with you. He agreed. It's just a few rooms and a dozen meals. We in Zhulei are wealthy and powerful. We can afford to support hundreds of thousands of troops. Why would we need this little bit from you?"

Rusalka: (Asshole, you used my money to build an elf harem? I report it, I expose the second-in-command of the Pearl Tear Territory for embezzling public funds and engaging in power-for-sex transactions! Immediately expel him from the Pearl Tear Territory and hand him over to Inquisitor Phoenix!)

Sanita: (Your Majesty, why are you rebelling?)

Rusalka: (So you really plan to start a harem? I have no objection, but you have to make sure that when you turn over the cards every day, you also set aside time to help me handle official business. You are forbidden to associate with bad people.)

Sanita was too lazy to complain about Rusalka, so she just talked about her own thing: (Fuck you, can you just dump out the dirty crap in your head? It's obvious what they mean. They just want to find an excuse to stay for a while, for some fresh air. Not bad, your Ranger team is here now, elven spies, intelligence network, just thinking about it gives you a promising future.)

Rusalka: (What a bunch of disloyal people! I feel like they're just interested in this, like renting a house in a tourist destination for a while. Once they feel like human life is boring and they're tired of eating and playing, they'll probably want to go back immediately. Then wouldn't I be giving them rice for nothing? Do you think I'm stupid?)

Sanita: (Brother, are you really stupid? You immediately lose 5 intelligence after leaving the battle? Have you forgotten the concept of time for these elves?)

Rusalka was stunned, then suddenly realized: Oh, that's right, humans may feel that living here for a year or two is too long, but for the long-lived elves, the so-called "short period of time" may be ten years in a flash.

Just let’s say ten years later, he and Sanitieta would have been eating a hot pot buffet on Earth, and they could go wherever they wanted by then.

That being said, this "permanent trial card" certainly sounded much more comfortable than a "rental" one. Rusalka was more than willing to let them eat her own rice, even worried that these guys would suddenly change their minds. She nodded immediately and said, "Sanita is right. I can hire you temporarily, but I have to warn you first and set some rules. First of all, you can't set fire in my territory."

The elves looked at each other, confused as to what Rusalka meant by this strange rule: "Why set fire? Do humans have such a horrible custom?"

Yes, you asked a good question. This is what a normal elf should be like!

Rushaka complained in her heart: I have wanted to ask Alijie and Sana this question for a long time. Why do they like to set fire to my house for no reason?

After agreeing on the terms, the elves around him formed a team and went to the cafeteria to eat. Then Rusalka turned his attention to the two elves left with his good brother.

Alice: "Teacher Sanitieta, you are an elf, and I am also an elf. Such a coincidence actually happens in this world! Then as a souvenir, you should make a bracelet for us too, and we can wear it together."

Shana nodded: "Indeed, since it is a coincidence, there is nothing we can do. After all, it is a custom. Although you have been with humans for a long time, you cannot violate the customs of the elves!"

Sanita said helplessly: "Don't you like humans?"

Alice: "Who said that? Since ancient times, the laws of our ancestors cannot be changed. Even the goddess of nature, Elune, said that humans should fight humans, and elves should fight elves! To do otherwise is extremely twisted and perverted. This is absolutely unacceptable and cannot live in the sun!"

Her AOE hit Rusalka, who was so angry that she yelled, "I'm so awesome, Alizee, I'm warning you to think before you speak! If Sanita hadn't stopped me, I would have killed you with the Holy Slash!"

Alice was reminded by Rusalka and quickly added: "But Phoenix is ​​an exception. She is an orc, which is different and does not apply to this rule."

Rusalka: No, what do you mean? Am I a human being? Am I a human being?

Sanitta: "Then why didn't you say the same thing when I said I was human? Does that mean I can throw away the bracelets you two gave me when I was human?"

Shana immediately got angry: "No, those are different and can't be confused! At most, we can give you another one."

Now the Sunny Tower has become the "Four Rings" wizard.

Alice echoed, "That's right, the past is the past, and the present is the present. Teacher Sanitieta, you're a great mage, how could you not know? If you keep comparing the past with the present, why don't you go back to before the Demon War, when the ancient elves were still around, and take the Supreme of Arcane Mage to fight Elune and seize custody of the elves?"

Rusalka: I'm being blunt. It's hard to say who wants to fight Elune, right?

Look, this is the case of an elf who chose to believe in the unofficial history after hearing it. The situation of the God of Nature being harmed by the reputation among the pure believers in the Elf Forest can probably be put on the agenda.

But this doesn't mean that Alice is not smart enough to distinguish between lies and truth, but since there is no way to verify the matter, she doesn't want to be a rationalist, but prefers to unconditionally believe in the most fun and wild version, which is very consistent with the personality of the legendary fire elf wizard.

Although she is not a "legend", the fact that she learned fire magic and succeeded is worthy of being named a "legend".

Alice: "Teacher Sanitieta, you will have to find a spouse in the future. You can't choose a human, right? That's definitely not possible. Humans die very quickly, in the blink of an eye."

Shana: "Yes, yes, humans can't do that. We can only stay with the Lord of Pearl Tears for a few hundred years at most. After a few hundred years, you can return to the Elf Forest with us. I have to repay you and be your master for once."

Hey, these two elves dare to say anything for the Sunny Tower, they are full of auspicious words and always talk about me!

Rusalka immediately leaned over and said, "That won't work. I know you elves wear earrings when you get married. Sanita has small ears, so she can't wear them. Humans are much better. If you get bored after a dozen years, you can just throw them away and replace them with the next batch. Elves can't do that. Wouldn't you get tired of eating the same food for hundreds of years?"

Alice and Shana were shocked by Rusalka's bad joke, and Rusalka's metaphor was quite abstract, which made them speechless for a moment.

But evil will be punished by God. When Rusalka put his hands on his hips and wanted to tell a few elf jokes to completely defeat them, his waist was wrapped by a white tail.

The maximum reaction speed of the human brain is 0.02 seconds, and Rusalka's reaction speed is undoubtedly faster than it!

"Look at you two, haha, I was just kidding you. The answer is of course not. As a human being, the most important thing is loyalty. Besides, the shelf life of humans is too short, so how can there be a longevity fragrance? I not only like the ones with long ears, I also like the ones with long tails!"