What did you do with the dice?
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After listening to Rusalka's words, Phoenix, who was halfway into the black fog and ready to take action, was called back by Sanita, with a hint of regret in his eyes.
"Brother, are you reluctant to imprison those two elves?" Rusalka patted Sanita's shoulder, sighed, and said earnestly, "A man who aspires to achieve great things shouldn't be burdened by sentimental relationships. Let them go. After we're done, I'll go to the Elf Forest and capture a whole platoon of elves for you."
"That's enough. Last time, a squad beat you to a pulp, and you still want to capture an entire platoon alive? I think you've been bewildered by this letter."
"Hey, you don't know this. Although I don't have the ability to learn, I do have the ability to learn! I've realized now that the person who knows Germany best is Dehei. Why don't I just ask Shana for some poison bottles that can be used to pour out the elves?"
His idea was outrageous, but Sanita couldn't really refute Rusalka's idea. It was indeed a good idea - because Sana would really be so outrageous as to give others something that could poison herself.
It feels like the genius beautiful female scientist in the book gave the hypnosis machine she developed to the male protagonist.
Chapter 286 We reviewed the defendant’s browsing history
In Rusalka's opinion, it would be simpler to break through directly instead of racking her brains to play games in the void, guessing what Theresa wants to do, what kind of vaccinations she should take, and then mobilizing a large number of troops to come up with some kind of plan within a plan.
"Brother Fei, this wave depends on my operation."
Facing Rusalka's initiative, Sanitieta expressed his complete trust in her from the beginning to the end: "Come on, every time you say something, it ends in a ridiculous way. I've tasted enough of it. Hurry up and serve it."
No matter what his brothers said, Rusalka was still determined to do it. He firmly believed that failure was not terrible, and only the courage to try was the first step towards success.
Having courage is good, but having no intelligence is bad.
Sanita: "What I'm saying is, is it possible that doing nothing would be better? And now that you're taking this step, it's actually the first step towards failure?"
Rusalka: "You don't know what a pad is. You only eat the third bun every day, right? Without my pad, can you successfully eliminate the wrong answers?"
Sanitta was really annoyed by Rusalka's outrageous remarks: He knew that his actions were always exposing himself, but he still did it. Who could survive him?
Forget it. There is a private chat channel anyway, and we are in our own camp, so I don’t think he can do anything big. Besides, with Phoenix, a small camera, following him, Sanita must be very confident in his brother’s courage in this regard.
So, after convincing his brothers, Rusalka acted according to his own plan. He first found Rewi Alley who was discussing the leaf prediction method, also known as "folk divination", with two elves. He interrupted them while they were predicting whether it would affect the taste of cooking if it rained tomorrow, and while they were interpreting Rewi Alley's dream.
"KGB! Ms. Ai Li, please come with me to the room. I need to talk to you alone."
His aggressive demeanor reminded Alice of the interaction between Phoenix and Rusalka. She bluntly asked, "Are you going to have offspring? How long will it take? Is 10 minutes enough? I finally found a leaf with such perfect veins. Look, the veins are all symmetrical."
Her words shocked both Ai Li and Rusalka. Rusalka was fine, as she had already passed the threshold of training by Phoenix, but Ai Li was different. Her delicate and white face suddenly turned red from her neck upwards like an emoticon - she was not so naive as to think that children were gifts for buying the Holy Light of Light. In this world with a severe shortage of fertility and population, educational knowledge in this area is still very popular everywhere.
But Shana next to her didn't react at all, and didn't even complain. She probably had the same idea as Alijie.
Rusalka couldn't hold it in any longer, and laughed out loud in anger. He was no longer the Rusalka he had been when he first traveled through time. Even though he was a little hesitant to look at Aerie's face, it didn't stop him from cursing the elf fluently: "Fuck you! I'm warning you, be careful with your words. Phoenix is probably less than a meter behind me. Don't sleep too deeply tonight. Also, I don't mean anything else by what I'm saying next, I'm just refuting what you just said. Who told you ten minutes would be enough for me? There's also a minimum... there's also a minimum... That depends on what Phoenix thinks. I will obey Phoenix's arrangements unconditionally."
He was scared. It was easy for him to brag here. He could even make light years his own special unit of time with just a few words. Who can't report numbers?
Moreover, 20 physical strength is enough for him to brag about, but the biggest problem is not the lack of productivity, but the possibility that Phoenix in the shadow plane can hear it, so he suddenly has the idea of putting it into practice?
You have to know that once this skill is activated, you will be working in the service industry in the tertiary industry. You can't even play with your phone while working. You have to appear to be very proactive, positive, cooperative and willing. You almost bend down and speak Japanese to Phoenix while working. I dare not report more working hours than this.
While Shana was counting on her fingers, Alijie on the other side was dissatisfied. She felt that her guess was correct, especially the previous melon-eating scene. Although it was explained clearly, she still preferred to believe the more chaotic and cheerful side: "What if Phoenix is not here now? She is definitely not here now. I just saw her in the kitchen making cookies. She just got to the dough stage. It will take at least 30 minutes for them to be ready. So, is 30 minutes enough?"
Rusalka was overjoyed. What? Phoenix wasn't here? There was such a good thing?
"30 minutes? Starting at 300 hours!"
Alice showed a look of obvious disbelief. Even Shana put down her finger and turned to mock Rusalka, saying, "Are you a snake?"
Rusalka just thought that their thoughts were ridiculous. You two elves may understand nature very well, but you definitely don’t know how to abuse your strength. Just tell me, what kind of snake can have a constitution of 20 points?
Even if it does, could it be that it has the [Monster Constitution] (take the maximum value of the upper limit of Hit Dice each time you level up) talent and [Strong] (+2HP per level) feat like my Rusalka?
Then I, Rusalka, will definitely catch it and bring it back to make wine. It must be a great yang energy tonic! I don't need it myself, but I have to give it to my good brother. Otherwise, how on earth can his weak constitution withstand two elves? It would be unreasonable not to use some magic to fight hard, right?
Wait, that’s not right, why is this shrimp-head elf bringing up this topic again!
The most damning thing was that he actually enjoyed bragging with these two weirdos. It felt like he was back on Earth, hanging out with stupid netizens and wrestling and rolling around in the mud of the Internet. He almost forgot his main business while chatting: he came to ask Ai Li some questions.
"Ahem, it's the same even without Phoenix. No, Ai Li, don't hide so far away. I was just kidding. Of course, I'm not kidding about the duration, but my motivation. Don't believe Alijie's nonsense. I really have something serious to discuss with you. And you two, I'm telling you solemnly, don't spread rumors. Besides, Sanita is idle in the conference room right now. Why don't you go find him now? Instead, you're messing around with me here. When he gets busy later, you two won't have a chance. You can only play with leaves all day. Poor old Ye!"
The two elves didn't understand Rusalka's adjectives, but they understood the part about the Sani Tower: "Is it true?"
"Do I, Rusalka, have any reason to lie to you?"
Although the two elves still looked skeptical, their souls had already flown away. After abandoning the "perfect leaf" in their hands, they immediately took out a small comb from their pockets to tidy their hair and patted their clothes. Even if it was a trap, they had to step on it first to try it out.
Anyway, it wasn't the first or second time that he'd been kicked out by the Sani Iron Tower. What if he was really free now? Even if we take a step back, at least he was definitely in the conference room right now, and there shouldn't be anyone else around him. Sprint, charge!
Sanitieta really found this outrageous. In the past, he always had to clean up the mess after Rusalka's whimsical ideas. This time, he didn't expect to give his teammates negative feedback before even starting work: (Birth! Hey!——)
After sending the elves away and bringing Ai Li back, Rusalka, not understanding the concept of gentle persuasion, directly deployed the Field of Honesty to cover Ai Li. When Ai Li, believing that something was wrong with the item he had received earlier, turned from 7% shyness and 3% nervousness to 7% nervousness and 3% worry, Rusalka asked directly, "Tell me, what is your relationship with Theresa? What secrets are you hiding? Are you trying to harm our army?"
Ai Li awkwardly pinched the hem of her skirt, her toes curled inward, and she lowered her head as she quickly replied, "But, but I've never met the Saint. I'm still just a Sister of Radiance in preparation. As for secrets... sometimes I can hear her guiding voice in my dreams, and very occasionally, I can vaguely sense it during the day. Everyone is very kind to me, and I don't mean to harm anyone. Was there something wrong with that thing last time?"
"There's nothing wrong with the stuff, but is that all you have to say?"
Rusalka's [Realm of Honesty] made Ai Li very panicked. She wanted to say no, but found that she could not make any sound even with her mouth open.
Good boy, I caught you! Rusalka saw the [Spell Initiated] prompt in the lower right corner and immediately became complacent: Theresa and Rewi's schemes and tricks are completely exposed in the face of my righteous magic.
(Mr. Sa, you’re being too clever for your own good. You’ve overcomplicated the problem. Isn’t this the solution?)
There was a knock on the door from the Sani Tower: (Indeed, once I've dealt with these two elves, I'll come and deal with you, the birth.)
Ai Li finally put on a sad face and replied pitifully, "I...I secretly ate the cookies that Phoenix left in the kitchen yesterday. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just couldn't sleep that night and wanted to drink some water, but there happened to be a plate of cookies nearby. I swear I just wanted to try one to satisfy my craving."
"what?"
Oh, no wonder Phoenix wanted to catch Aerie without even considering that she was joking. It turned out that the cookies he made for himself were eaten by Aerie.
"I'm really sorry. I didn't know I did that to you. I'll try to make it up to you later."
"That's it? What else?"
"Gone."
The Realm of Honesty flashed with effective light. Ai Li's short two-word absolute affirmation with no room for maneuver and space left Rusalka completely dumbfounded.
Sanita: (Huh? Great Judge Rusalka, is the problem solved? Stop!!! Get back with that weird-looking, exploding crystal! You want to put a crystal-carved maple tree on my desk as a decoration?)
(Alas, I've told you many times, Shana, if you want to further your studies in alchemy and enchantment, don't get involved in something with such vague boundaries. Every material you use must be clearly distinguished between its appearance and function. Who taught you to use fire elemental magic crystals to carve pure handicrafts! You stand at the door right now, and wait for my magical pet to come over and confirm that this is a handmade product before I allow you to bring it in!)
(Alizee, what are you laughing at again? You learned Fireball? So fast, is that true? Counterspell! I'm amazing, are you crazy? What do you mean you knew I could dispel magic so I wanted to demonstrate it? The spell structure you just used was such that the fireball could fly 10 meters and then explode, and that was considered a success. It's rubbish! I've had enough, both of you get out of here. Shana, you can come in first and put your stuff on my desk, then get out. Then wait for me in the spell practice area!)
Well, it seems that my good brother is not free for the time being, and Rusalka can't think of anything else to ask her. But calling her over, asking a few questions and then letting her go would make her serious look look very embarrassing. It's better to just find something to talk about. Maybe there will be some unexpected gains.
"Come to think of it, I heard from Hydra that you've been having nightmares lately. You were even saying things like 'I was wrong' in your sleep. Is Phoenix putting too much pressure on you? It's just a cookie, there's no need to take it to heart."
Because the [Realm of Honesty] had just stopped Ai Li from denying the incident of stealing the cookies, Ai Li mistakenly thought that Rusalka's [Realm of Honesty] was [Mind Reading Technique] and dared not to answer without telling the truth.
"Ah...it's not about the cookies. Actually, the closer I get to this city, the more strange images and childhood memories pop up in my head. These images are very fragmented, and I really can't explain them now, but I only know that they are particularly clear in my nightmares, and I am very, very afraid of them."
By the way, Aerie believes that Rusalka's spell actually works like this:
[Mind Reading]: Advanced ritual magic. When an object within the range engages in emotional changes such as "intentionally concealing" or "lying", the caster can accurately sense this abnormality and conduct a [Perception] confrontation with the object. If the confrontation is successful, the other party will uncontrollably reveal the whole truth.
Telling the truth is just a sideshow. You've been trapped. Your lie has been discovered. Even if you succeed in confronting them, can you still insist you didn't lie? It's useless to tell more lies. Every time you tell a lie, you'll be discovered. If you refuse to tell the truth, then you'll see which is harder, the vise of the court or your teeth.
Even Sanita admits that he cannot resist the mind-reading technique. After all, it is really difficult to lie without blinking. Not only does it require self-hypnosis in advance, but it also requires fabricating a complete logical chain of events. Once any hesitation arises, it will be detected. Even on Earth where there is no magic, people only need to keep you locked up and interrogated for several hours. Not many people can persist, let alone make a coherent statement from beginning to end and be emotionally seamless.
In comparison, the Realm of Honesty, which only lasts for ten minutes, is too easy to get into. You don't know how much truth the other person is telling you, and you can't detect the other person's emotional changes. If Ai Li wanted to hide the matter of Little Biscuit, she could just say that she might have done something that Phoenix didn't like, but she wasn't sure what it was. This sentence would definitely get through the Realm of Honesty.
In this way, Rusalka has no connection, and the most she can do is to ask her to list them. Then the answer to the question becomes "What have you done in the past that Phoenix doesn't like?" Then this Sani Tower can be talked about all day and all night - I am used to taking the right foot first when walking, but Phoenix may be a left-footed person.
"So do you want to know about your past?"
"I heard from several patriarchs that my amnesia wasn't caused by trauma or a curse, but rather a self-protection of memories from childhood. But I'm already grown up and about to complete my trials to become a Sister of Radiance. I can probably stand on my own now. So, even if the memories are painful, I don't want to continue to avoid them."
What a pity! Even if you want to, I can't take you to see that dangerous woman, Theresa. If you are seduced by her, who will help me replace my military officer's mascot?
The two were silent for a long time, and the atmosphere in the room became a little strange. Ai Li seemed to have made up her mind. She clenched her fists, and a holy light emanated from her body that was difficult to suppress as her emotions fluctuated.
"Captain Rusalka, if I..."
Rusalka sensed that Ai Li was about to start another sentimental essay, so she immediately learned to intercept: "One day you'll become a caterpillar? Then you'll have to go find those two elves. They'll find the best leaves for you to eat."
Ai Li was so amused by Rusalka that he wasn't so nervous anymore. "No, no, why did I turn into a caterpillar? It's just that if everyone thinks my death is better, or that my sacrifice can save more people, then wouldn't my desire to secretly live on seem selfish? Would the Light God abandon me because of my selfishness?"
She's already been given a way out and still says that, right? Her idea, which is so out of the blue, is absurd even on modern Earth. Even a moron wouldn't accept it. Rusalka pointed her finger at her and laughed at her, humiliating her harshly: "Are you willing to give up your life just to please God Light and the others? Then I'd think you're a complete idiot. Besides, you actually want to live and eat more delicious food. In that case, your self-sacrifice isn't your own will. When other paladins sacrifice, they at least satisfy their own feelings or pursue it as their lifelong goal. Your situation is as ridiculous as being roasted on a fire by cannibals and still worrying about whether your meat tastes good. I'll laugh at you at your grave even after I die."
Ai Li looked at Rusalka with an expression as if the sky had fallen, his eyes filled with deep helplessness and grievance, as if he was about to cry. "You, how can you curse at me? You are obviously a Paladin."
"Why? Where in Esdi is there a rule that Paladins can't swear? Even if there is, Snidi doesn't have a rule that Paladins can't swear. I dare to curse Theresa in front of Alice's Palace in our Snidi capital. Do you dare to curse Theresa in front of the Wright Cathedral in Esdi's capital? This is the confidence of us Snidi people! And let's not talk about swearing. I can also speak Tibetan. In the mountains, I can hear all kinds of screams~"
Seeing that the grievance and confusion in Ai Li's little head had been blown away by her continuous attacks, Rusalka felt that she should not cry now, so she spread her hands and started talking. "Ai Li, don't worry about the gains and losses because of a few nightmares. Start with Yu Yu. Remember, in my Pearl Tears Territory, the right to life is the right of the people to have their lives protected from illegal infringement according to law. No organization or individual may infringe on the right to life of others."
"If one day you find yourself at your wit's end and feel like you can only die, remember to come find me first and report to me face to face. Otherwise, not only will I severely deduct your credits, but I'll also take out all the books you've read from your room and read them aloud one by one at your funeral. Do you understand?"
It turns out that the eleventh torture is very useful across worlds when browsing the browsing history. Aerie seemed to have a hallucination. At this moment, it seemed that the person standing behind Rusalka was not the God of Light emitting holy light, but the dark, evil and grinning Demon Lord of Hell.
"But if someone wants to morally blackmail you and ask you to sacrifice for their cause, and you feel you can't win the argument, don't rush to reflect on yourself, and don't be afraid of dying. Come to me and reason with them. They definitely won't be able to win over me."
"why?"
"Because I can swear, the good guys definitely can't beat me. If I lose, you'd better lend me your hanging rope. You're embarrassing our ancestors."
"What if it's not the good camp?"
"How dare they criticize you in front of my great Paladin, Rusalka? I think they're hoping for the Holy Slash!" Rusalka slapped his chest armor against the ground, making a clanging sound. "Although you're different from Phoenix (not made up of ten of my own), if one day you feel like your world is collapsing, don't be afraid. I'll hold it up for you, just like I did for Phoenix."
"Captain Rusalka..."
"Because you're as short as Phoenix, you can't be picky about what you eat when you get back. Eat more vegetables to grow taller. Haha, go ahead, go play with those two elves. Oh, and by the way, their leaf divination is not reliable at all, but the great wizard Sanita really knows [divination]. If you're really worried, you can ask him to interpret your dreams. Don't get caught up in all that superstition and science. We're already in the 546th year of the Sinidi Kingdom calendar. We have to believe in magic and gods in everything, okay?"
Ai Li lowered his head, wrinkling his clothes. When he walked to the door, he suddenly asked in a low voice:
"Then...if I become Sister Radiance, will you return to Esdy and be my guardian paladin?"
"Do Guardian Paladins get to visit the cathedral without having to queue? Phoenix and I have to go back to Esdy for our wedding, and she's going for some retro style. Setting up all those tables is going to be incredibly expensive. If I could get a discount by becoming a Guardian Paladin, I'd definitely do it.
But the food in Esdi is bland, you definitely won't be able to adapt. After I take down Sinidi, you can come here and become a Sister of Radiance. I'll build you a church in Pearl Tear Territory, so you don't have to commute to work, and you can eat whatever you want. If you have any family or friends who would like to come over, I'll bring them over. How wonderful!"
"...Really, the nobles of Sneidi are too evil. I won't agree to go along with you now."
Ai Li chuckled, put his hands on both sides like a penguin, and walked away with light steps.
Although she didn't quite understand Ai Li's inexplicable AoE attack on the Sinedi nobles, Rusalka shared her opinion. Especially when she thought of the letter, she muttered to herself indignantly, "Indeed, I think so too. This Sinedi noble from the trench called me a non-knight. What the hell do they know about the Eight Honors and Eight Shames? Expect to be severely humiliated by my little sickle. But I think she misunderstood me. How could I be classified as a noble? Although my life may be decadent, my ideals are lofty."
Sanita: (Alas.)
Rusalka: (Why are you sighing, brother? Are you trying to sympathize with the landlord class who are about to face my great purge?)
Sanitita: (How could that be? You don't have the intelligence to settle accounts with others. In the end, you just dump it on me. I'm used to it. I'm just sympathizing with poor Rewi. When I think of her, a naive and kind-hearted indigenous girl, not understanding your shabby life on Earth, I want to use [Heaven's Gate] to pull out your life record and make her read it over and over again to break her filtered perspective.)
Rusalka: (Huh? You're publishing my browser history? Woohoo, Your Honor, I killed him! I plead guilty! Please shoot me immediately.)
Sani Tower: (See, this is what I'm talking about!)
Chapter 287 The Moonlight Classroom That Cannot Be Skipped
The moon tonight is not as good as expected, it is a half moon.
It's so strange. After coming to this world, the moon is a full moon every night, but since coming to Alice City, Rusalka found that the moon in the sky has become a half moon, and it has always been a half moon. He also asked Sanita this question, but obviously Sanita was not omnipotent enough to tell him, "Haha, this is very simple. I am actually a hidden astronomer."
If you don’t know, you don’t know. Anyway, the moon is the moon. It doesn’t matter whether it is complete or incomplete. As long as it doesn’t fall, it’s fine.
Iron Boots walked along the silent moonlight, following the agreed guidance, and arrived at this beautiful silver square. A brand new magic crystal was shining on the top of the fountain, reviving this dead fountain that had long lost its magic source and blooming with beautiful water splashes again.
"The Yellow Springs flower of the other shore leisurely appears under the night sky, quietly blooming with fragrance."
A soft and gentle voice entered his ears, and he could not help but look directly in the direction of the voice towards the center of the square: a fiery red veil was dancing in front of the fountain, as breathtaking as a ball of leaping flame.
Rusalka described the Sani Tower like this: (Brother, it is so beautiful! I saw Theresa flying under the moon like a huge red moth!)
When Rusalka described Theresa dancing in a red veil, Sanitta had a picture in his mind, but when Rusalka's description came out, it was really hard not to laugh: (No, I can't read any beauty from your description at all. I even find it a little creepy. As we all know, when insects grow to a certain size, courage and gender differences become meaningless in the face of the enemy's size.)
Rusalka's eyes shifted downwards: (Big? This is average, not as big as a thunder dragon.)
Theresa stepped lightly, her red veil swirling around her as she spun at high speed. The veil on her face fell as she danced, revealing her stunningly beautiful face. "The night light mingles with me, dancing with the moon. Are you satisfied with my dance, Gemini?"
Rusalka glanced at the [Immunity Successful] notice in the lower right corner of her screen and gave Theresa a thumbs-up. "Perfect, flawless, the king will no longer hold court early in the morning!"
His compliment was obviously normal, but in Theresa's eyes it was completely abnormal. It made her elegant and seductive aura stagnate, and the ribbons around her seemed to sigh with her, sighing at the ruthlessness of the audience, and fell down weakly from the air.
Theresa took the last two steps and bowed quietly to Rusalka as a token of acknowledgment. "This is to thank you for coming alone as promised. It's also a little secret between us. Don't tell anyone else~"
Rusalka's gaze shifted downwards again. This time, Theresa was not only wearing shoes, but also not revealing much. "With someone like you, I'd be so frustrated if I put you in my porn gallery that you'd take up so much space. How can you even call it a little secret?" "Don't underestimate a man's secrets!"
"So, you asked me out alone, do you want to say something to me?"
Theresa slowly walked up to Rusalka, smiled, and held out her fair, tender hand. "What if I told you that the Kingdom of God actually exists, but that the dead don't go there, and only the living are qualified to go there? Would you like to work with me to open the treasure house of Alice City and see the scenery through the eyes of the gods? It must be very lonely to be alone on the road to becoming a god. Do you want to have a spouse by your side in the Kingdom of God?"
What? Not only do you want to kill me, but you want to send Phoenix to the prison too? I have black eyes and black hair, I admit it, but what crime has Phoenix committed? She's white from head to toe!
[Immunity Success]
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