The Secretariat is mighty! A welcome relief for everyone. Could URA be facing liquidation?!
This is American media news.
[The carrot cake is delicious! Come and order it for your fans and idols! ]
Um... this is a push from the Mugu Liuge Fan Club and the Great Escape Ma Musume Communication Department.
In short, there are many kinds of ding-dongs, but generally speaking they can be divided into three major categories.
The Americans were opening champagne like crazy, the Japanese were questioning the secretariat like crazy, and the people under Ma Musume... were just going about their daily routine.
Hmm…how should I put it?
Gotham Anthem skillfully clicked on the comment section of the Japanese news and found that the first highly-rated post was about explaining what the international promotion and relegation mechanism is.
The brief explanation brought extreme anger, and yesterday the United may have erupted all night long with the "conspiracy theory" that Secretariat sent the Gotham Carol.
All of the Japan enthusiasts realized one thing at once.
Is that bastard from the Secretariat planning to use this strange horse girl to destroy the progress of our international competition?
How dare you, how dare you!
Baka, Baka!!!
Gotham Carol even saw comments from people questioning why she was able to participate in Japanese events without any obstacles.
Uh...why can I participate?
Because I am not a Japanese citizen, but a completely overseas horse girl from abroad.
Seeing this, Gotham Carol really wants to laugh.
What is the Japanese competition system, at least the current system?
Japanese horsegirls who grew up and trained overseas and returned to Japan will be subject to competition restrictions, and horsegirls who have always been foreign nationals and come to Japan to participate in competitions...
There may even be special benefits.
Hey.
At this moment, Gotham Carol recalled that when she signed up for the Yasuda Memorial, the URA staff smiled when they saw her hometown, and she couldn't help laughing.
Well, this is something you think is okay, I didn't break any rules.
Many people in the comment section were obviously aware of this. After receiving the popular science, these fanatical guys did another thing that made Gotham Carol roll on the bed with laughter.
They went to the comment section of URA’s official account.
Oh, and there are also foreigners who are crazy about watching the fun and getting involved.
The entire URA official line has become a foul-smelling internet carnival amusement park filled with all sorts of people.
Does it look familiar?
Anyway, URA urgently needs the next topic to divert such explosive fire—
URA didn't expect this to happen?!
Generally speaking, the international promotion and relegation mechanism is actually very difficult to activate, and even if the most basic 100-horse length condition is met, it may not be responded to.
You see, when Bo Mu Liuge was on the "expedition", wasn't the gap between them one hundred horse lengths every day? At that time, the international promotion and relegation mechanism was not activated.
Besides, how could a rule review be initiated so quickly?!
Secretariat didn't get off the plane from New York until 8am, right?
It was approved at 1 pm, and the details are being finalized?!
URA was completely numb.
Generally speaking, the efficiency of such international organizations is not that high. Not to mention ten days or half a month, it should take at least a week, right?
Moreover, why was Japan, the host country of the international event that was going to be punished, not warned in advance?
It is obvious that this is an international boycott of international events against Japan.
In other words, people internationally have obviously wanted to do something like this for a long time, so they started the program directly the day after it was blown up.
At this point, what about the internationalization process of Yasuda Kinen?
It’s all over…!
Oh no, it just doesn't feel right...
Gotham Carol's first classic year match gave up the Japanese Triple Crown and chose the Yasuda Memorial instead?
Something is wrong, nine out of ten times something is wrong.
The URA members took a closer look and almost died of laughter.
Well, how should I put it?
Sprint Championship, Takarazuka Memorial, Chrysanthemum Festival, Japan Cup...
Don’t understand?
You will understand it after translating it.
Yasuda Memorial, Yasuda Memorial, meaning unknown, Yasuda Memorial (completed version)
Do you understand?
What should you do after you understand it?
URA felt that either the world was crazy or he himself was going crazy, but considering that the earth was still rotating perfectly, then everyone was probably crazy.
Um, so, the purpose of Gotham Carol coming to Japan is really as it is said online, to completely interrupt the internationalization process of Japanese Uma Musume...?
Quack, but why?
What should we do at this point? Apologize, of course. We absolutely must apologize, right? We must have done something wrong to deserve this divine punishment from the Secretariat, right?
But what did I do wrong?
After an intense brainstorming session, URA realized what might be the root of all the problems.
Could it be that it was one of the reasons why the Secretariat came to Japan last time, and that person’s relationship?
Bo Mu Liu Ge, a legend who wanted to attribute his honor to Japan, but because of an internet war that expanded like a joke, he lost his honor in the country and was degraded to nothing. Then, the ownership was taken away by the Secretariat. He belonged to the whole world, but not to Japan.
Haha, we are done for. Now we can’t even apologize.
Why do you say that?
Ahem, fellow netizens, we're deeply sorry to say that we must now apologize for humiliating the legendary Bo Mu Liu Ge for so many years. At the same time, we also hope to advise and suggest that everyone recognize Bo Mu Liu Ge's honor and historical status. Let's all recognize our past mistakes and embark on the path of internationalization, shall we?!
Guess what angry Japanese netizens would think of when they saw these words?
Goddesses, these useless things took advantage of Bo Mu Liu Ge's blood first, and then made us unable to raise our heads because of this. We have been defending you old guys so much, and now at this critical moment, you still want to cut off the source of the trouble and declare a just separation?
We can't discipline the Secretariat, but can't we force you useless guys to step down?
URA must step down and disband! URA must step down and disband!
URA just felt that they had no words to express their grievances. It was clearly the old URA who had committed the crime, but now they had to swallow the bitter fruit.
As for using the life problems of all Japanese horse girls to morally blackmail the Secretariat?
This is also unrealistic, because the Japan Cup only interrupted the internationalization process, but...
But it is totally out of line with international standards, so what does it have to do with your local events?
What, you say things like that, are you trying to make life difficult for the horse racing ladies by cutting the prize money?
Oh, so it might not just be the Secretariat that will be coming next?
Wouldn’t that be even worse?
The people of URA held a meeting in the dark conference room for an entire afternoon. They looked at each other but could not get any useful disgust. They could only stare at each other but could not say anything useful.
I don't know how long the silence lasted before someone suddenly slammed the table and stood up.
"I just don't believe it. If the Secretariat thinks this way, are we going to give up? No matter what, All Japan vs. Hakurei Ryuka, I have the advantage!"
The dark clouds in the conference room seemed to dissipate a little, and only then did URA realize something.
Isn't it just an international upgrade and relegation mechanism? It has to be activated by explosion, right?
All we have to do is prevent Gotham Carol from winning, right?!
Hey, winning the mile race is a big deal. Isn’t it just the Yasuda Memorial? Maybe it’s specialized for short distances?
With such speed and an even more exaggerated range, who do you think you are? Are you the second Bo Mu Liuge?
As for URA today, even if Bo Mu Liuge himself crawls out of the coffin, he will have to admit defeat!
What kind of secretariat is this? How dare they go against our international schedule?!
We, we will kill your general on the horse!
Who called Gotham Carol? We'll put an end to her move!
Chapter 55, I am the only one in front of you!
However, Gotham Carol spent the entire next day in bed, and even ate with the New Universe spoon he brought back.
It's simple, she can't go out now - when she was at the peak of her popularity, even if she walked out of the dormitory, she might be blocked by a bunch of pony girls.
And there's nothing else I can do if I get out of bed - I might as well just lie there comfortably.
Well, there is actually another unimportant reason.
Yesterday was indeed the most intense one I had experienced in a long time. It was a bit painful and I didn’t want to get out of bed.
Well, for various reasons, Gotham Carol was not released until three days after the Yasuda Memorial ended.
Yesterday’s internet buzz was also very interesting.
From the beginning when URA was insulted and pretended to be dead, to the sudden release of a long article nearing evening.
There's a lot of content, but to put it simply it's... a manifesto for Carol of Gotham, calling on all the classic horsegirls in Japan to participate and compete with Carol of Gotham.
Today is the day to safeguard the glory of URA. Why don’t loyal people step forward?
To be honest, an organization like this positions itself quite high, which is really confusing.
Gotham Carol didn't pay any attention to such remarks. She simply washed, dressed, and walked out the door.
The person he saw head-on was Altan Mejiro who just happened to walk out of the room next door, Mitsukoshi Mejiro.
Well, that's probably just right.
Obviously, Gotham Carol could see that even though a whole day had passed, the two eldest daughters of the Mejiro family were still in an unusually good mood. Well, how should I describe it?
They came to congratulate Gotham Carol on their victory, and the souvenirs were the two headbands mentioned before.
The third ones to come were Manchester Tea House and Ellie Speed. They didn't bring anything extra, but Ellie Speed prepared a pill, pinched her hair mysteriously, and then handed it to Gotham Carol.
Then came the belated arrival of Mejiro Peak and the Rudolph symbol.
Oh, the two of them came together, but it’s interesting to compare them first.
Mejiro Takamine did not hide his happiness, while Rudolph seemed to have mixed feelings.
Um--
It wasn't because she was unhappy that Gotham Carol won the competition, but simply because she was also struggling with the fact that her internationalization process had been interrupted.
But in the end, Miss Emperor didn't say anything. After all, Gotham Carol won fairly and squarely, and even the final action could be considered a small concession.
I was like this before crossing the finish line, and you still didn't keep your goal. You really...
This is really it!
In short, as the emperor of Japanese Uma Musume, Rudolph symbolically cannot open his mouth.
Shameful.
Damn all of Japan... Horse Girl!
In short, Sad Luna left in a depressed mood, and she was accompanied by Mejiro Takamine, who obviously did not want to let go of her old friend who had "hindered and tortured" her for so long.
Rudolph symbolizes, how do you feel now, how do you feel? I like your expression of wanting to cry but not being able to.
So soft and sticky, so delicious, hehehe.
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