"I'm most proud of Rock-Paper-Scissors. No matter how many times I guess, I'm bound to lose!!"
Soon after, Shidokui and Hakkakujiro started playing rock-paper-scissors. Just as Shidokui said, no matter how many times he guessed, he would definitely lose! !
The "skills" of Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi left Hakkaku Jiro dumbfounded! !
These guys aren't here to brag, they're here to show off their skills, right? People who brag are just lying, but these two are serious!
I'm starting to wonder if these two are really that good!
When Bajiao Jilang saw Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi, he felt a little embarrassed and said hesitantly:
"What I'm most proud of is... What I'm most proud of is, that... I always have perfect attendance at work!!"
Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi were a little dumbfounded when they heard this. Is perfect attendance at work considered bragging? ? ?
Hanazawa Rintaro, who was standing by, heard Hakkaku Jiro say that he was always present at work, so he walked over with a look of disdain on his face.
"Is perfect attendance what you're most proud of? Are you messing with me? Come here."
Hanawa Rintaro grabbed Hakkakujiro by the collar, pulled him onto the stage, and pushed him to the ground! !
He immediately waved and called out to the crowd who were bragging, and everyone rushed over and gathered in front of the stage! !
In front of everyone, Hanawa Rintaro yelled at Hakkaku Jiro, "Perfect attendance is something you can only get by doing small things like that. It's something petty people do!!"
"Give me fifty push-ups!!!"
Yagakujiro was scolded by Hanawa 083 Rintaro and was so humble that he quickly lay on the ground and did push-ups according to the instructions.
Hanazawa Rintaro is almost training Hakkakujiro into a military dog!!!
However, Bajiao Erlang, who was lying on the ground, looked like he had kidney deficiency. He supported himself on the ground with his hands and flapped them back and forth, doing a few push-ups like a butterfly flapping its wings!!!
The scene was very funny for a while. After Bajiao Erlang arched his back a few times, his arms could no longer support him and he fell to the ground.
Seeing this, Hanawa Rintaro yelled at Hakkaku Jiro:
"Don't you want to become a strong man? Don't you want to make a fortune??"
“I want to get rich!!”
"Really? Are you serious?! On your way home today, pick someone and beat him up!!!"
Immediately, everyone started to flatter Hanawa Rintaro and shouted together, "Beat him up, beat him up..."
This scene once again left Kurosawa So and the other two dumbfounded! !
………………
After the "Macho Enhancement Club" ended, Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi transformed into "Ninjas" and walked on the street! !
"Wait a minute, is that Mr. Bajiao?" Kurosawa Ao asked a man not far away.
Zi Tengkui saw a man wearing a mask and a windbreaker, holding a briefcase, provoking everyone who passed by! !
Could it really be that idiot Hakkakujiro? He believed Hanawa Rintaro's words and went on his way home to beat someone up? Isn't that courting death?
Chapter 286: Bajiao Erlang bullied the old man, and it became real at night?
The man who had been provoking the passersby seemed to have found an easy target for bullying. He came up to a short old man with slightly graying hair in a menacing manner.
He immediately pulled down his mask and took off his windbreaker, threw the windbreaker and the briefcase in his hand to the ground beside him, and looked at the old man ferociously!
The face beneath the mask was none other than that fool Bajiao Erlang. Just as he was about to exchange a few moves with the old man, the old man hurriedly begged for mercy!
"Wait, what do you want to do?? I'm sorry, please go easy on me!!"
………………
Outside the light curtain.
When the audience saw Bajiao Erlang bullying the old man, they all stood up for him!
"Oh my god! This idiot actually bullied an old man? If I caught him, I would beat the shit out of him!!! - Saruwatari Ikkai!"
"Even doing push-ups is like flapping a butterfly's wings. I might not even be able to beat that old man!! - Jing Feicai!"
"This bully is so weak, I really want to give him two electric cannons!! - Kamishiro Sword!"
"Look at this kid, he scared the old man so much that he almost kowtowed to him! - Wanzhang Longwo!"
"I really want to get inside the light curtain and let this kid experience the feeling of being bullied!! - Igarashi Ikki!"
………………
In the world of light curtain.
When Bajiao Erlang saw the old man begging for mercy repeatedly, he felt guilty and did not attack the old man.
He immediately bowed apologetically to the old man, picked up the windbreaker and briefcase thrown on the ground, and walked away in shame.
Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi witnessed from a distance the entire process of Hakkaku Jiro bullying the old man! !
Evening!
Bajiao Erlang was walking home dejectedly. He passed by a public toilet and saw a drunk man lying at the door with a bottle of wine, mumbling to himself!
The drunk saw Bajiao Erlang coming, raised the bottle in his hand, and said drunkenly:
"Do you want to drink too? Here you go, come on!"
But Bajiao Erlang shouted at the drunk: "I'm talking to you, you're sitting there drinking, aren't you disturbing others?"
"Where did the others come from? I'm not bothering anyone here."
"That's not the point, and you're not wearing a mask!"
"No, is there anyone else around me?!"
"That's not the point..."
The drunk man explains something and Bajiao Erlang argues with it. Isn’t this just looking for trouble!!!
Finally, the drunk man couldn't stand it anymore, got up and walked to Bajiao Erlang's side.
However, Hakkakujiro still didn't realize the seriousness of the situation and continued to send "telegraphic sounds" to the drunkard! !
Immediately!
The drunk’s fist “kissed” Hakkakujiro on the face, the “telegraph sound” suddenly stopped, and Hakkakujiro fell to the ground after being “kissed” by the fist!!!
However, the drunk man didn't give up. He bent down and pulled up Bajiao Erlang, and "kisses" him fiercely on the face with his fists. After "kissing" him with his fists, he "kisses" his butt with his feet! !
The drunk used his fists and feet to "caress" Bajiao Erlang for a long time, until he "kissed" him to the ground. He bent down to take a look and found that he had fainted. He cursed:
"What do you care, you righteous devil!!"
………………
The audience outside the screen saw that Bajiao Erlang, who had bullied the old man, was exposed, and everyone applauded! !
"Good fight! Hug him hard and let you bully the old man!! - Saruwatari Kazumi!"
"Give him a good 'stroke' on the face with your fist!! - Manjo Ryuga!"
"If you bully an old man, you'll have to be a "Morning Eagle"!! - Takigawa Sayaka!"
"Youngsters don't dare to mess with Hakkakujiro, but if you go and bully an old man, you deserve to be punished! - Hosho Eimue!"
"Awesome!! There are heroes in this world after all!! So satisfying! - Shotaro Sae!"
………………
In the world of light curtain.
Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi arrived at some point and stood beside Hakkaku Jiro who was knocked down at the door of the public toilet. They squatted beside him and kept watch.
"He's awake."
After a while, Yagakujiro woke up and struggled to get up, but he couldn't get up even with his hands on the ground. He performed another "Butterfly Flutter"! !
The "butterfly flapping its wings" was so fast that it made Kurosawa Cang and the other man catch a cold! Kurosawa Cang was afraid of catching a cold, so he hurriedly helped Bajiao Jilang up.
"Are you okay?"
The first thing that Yagaku Jiro did when he got up was not to check his injuries, but to ask Kurosawa Sou and the other two:
"Did I beat him up?"
"No, quite the opposite!!"
Hearing this, Bajiao Jilang seemed to be shocked. He turned around dejectedly, picked up the briefcase on the ground, and limped into the public restroom!
Although Bajiao Erlang was a bit pitiful and was beaten badly, who told him to scare the old man during the day? Maybe this is retribution! It’s just that retribution came a little too quickly!
Kurosawa Ao looked at Hakkaku Jiro's lonely back and sighed!
“.It’s really worrying!!”
When Zi Teng Kui heard this, she asked, "What do you mean?" Zi Teng Kui asked Hei Ze Ao in confusion.
“When I looked into his eyes during the seminar, I could tell he was carrying a lot of trouble!!”
"Maybe I'm thinking too much! Let's go."
Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi turned around and walked deeper into the darkness, their figures disappearing into the night! !
While standing in front of the sink in the public restroom, Bajiao Erlang looked at his disheveled self in the mirror and choked up.
"I have to be strong..."
………………
"Yakakujiro looks quite pitiful. — Shotaro Sa!"
"Maybe he had something on his mind, and that's why he was tricked by that 'success guru' into picking a fight!! - Erika Satonaka!"
"Although... he really shouldn't have scared the old man!! - Saruwatari Kazumi!"
"Sparrow food, sparrow food, in fact, he could find a young man to fight during the day, but he didn't dare! - Ten thousand feet long dragon price!"
"Now it's alright, I got beaten for real. I'm black and blue. — Kiryu Battle Rabbit!"
………………
In the world of light curtain.
Bajiao Erlang had already returned to his home, but he was afraid to open the door and choked up as he stood in front of it.
Maybe there was an important person at home waiting for him to come home, but Hachikyo Jiro didn't want to let that important person see his miserable side! !
Bajiao Erlang stood at the door for a long time, patted his face to wake himself up, and pushed open the door with a forced smile.
"I'm back!!"
As soon as I entered the door, Bajiao Erlang greeted me with a smile.
Just who was this important person at home, waiting for his late return? Who could make Hakkakujiro, who had just been choking with sobs and tears, suddenly smile?
Chapter 287: Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi become peeping Toms, will Hachikyo Jiro be exposed again?
Bajiao Erlang called out, and a childish voice came from upstairs:
"Dad, you're back!!"
Immediately, a little girl came down from upstairs, jogging excitedly to greet Bajiao Erlang.
The girl came to Bajiao Erlang and found the wound on his face. She asked distressedly, "Dad, what happened to your face?"
"It's okay, it's okay, let's go in quickly, it's too cold outside!!" In order not to let his daughter worry, Bajiao Jiro said with a smile!
Bajiao Erlang's wife was in the living room, having already prepared a cup of hot tea, waiting for Bajiao Erlang to come back.
Coming to the living room, the family of three sat around the table. Hakkakujiro recounted his heroic deeds of “bravery” today! ! !
"Should I pretend I didn't see it? Should I let him go? No, I absolutely cannot let this pervert go!! I mustered up my courage, stepped forward, and blocked the pervert's path!!"
"Dad, did you catch him?"
"Ok!"
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