Taking stock of the knights in the parallel world, all the members of Chuangqi go to sea

"That's Kurosawa Aoi, I'm as hard as steel, my whole body is hard, even my hair is the same!!! - Shotaro Sae!"

"I don't believe it!!——Kiryu Battle Rabbit!"

"This detective is just like the 'Giant'. I'm afraid I'll scare you guys!!! - Shotaro Sae!"

"Come on! Show it off!! --Hong Yinye!"

"It's so cute, who can be scared? - Blade Wei-ah!"

"Wuwuwu! You all bully me. Even the female knights are laughing at me... - Left Shotaro!"

"Hahahaha! Why don't you just cut off all ties with Kurosawa Aoi? You still have to pretend to be tough and act cool. I think you can only talk tough now. I'm dying of laughter! - Philip!"

Shotarou's verbal battle, no, it should be called "keyboard battle"!!

With so many people arguing with him, Shotarou was finally defeated.

………………

In the world of light curtain.

After hanging up the video call, Kurosawa Ao went down to the first floor of the shelter and rummaged through the closet in the corner.

Could it be that Kurosawa Ao has hidden a man's gas station in these cabinets? ?

Zi Teng Kui, on the other hand, was lying on the railing on the second floor and complaining about who the guy was that was on the video call just now!

"Telling us to man up like men is really outdated these days."

Hearing this, Kurosawa Cang rummaged through the closet and said helplessly, "But we, the Green Blood Vampires, can't go against the wishes of our seniors, right?"

"Those things about seniors and juniors, this kind of class culture is also problematic!!"

"Okay, don't be angry, put those questions aside for now, what is our current priority?"

"I need to shed my status as a blue vampire as soon as possible and become an independent and self-reliant vampire. That way, I won't have to be so respectful to my elders!"

"So now we have to listen to them and cultivate our masculinity together!!"

Kurosawa Aoi rummaged through the closet for a while, took out a leather jacket and put it on, then started to show off by posing in various bodybuilding poses!!!

I’ve seen people train their legs first, or their chest first, but I’ve never seen anyone train their posture first!!!

"How about it? Do you feel my masculinity?" asked Kurosawa Ao.

Shidokui ignored him and looked at Kurosawa Aoi with a look of horror on her face, apparently because of that leather jacket!!

"Cang, isn't the zipper on that leather jacket made of silver?"

Hearing this, he looked down and realized that the zipper was indeed silver, but it was too late! !

Kurosawa Aoi was still doing a bodybuilding pose, but he couldn't move anymore. Only his mouth could still spew nonsense and wail! !

Zi Tengkui was still cursing as she ran down from the second floor in a panic.

"Cang, you are really awesome, I am really impressed!!"

………………

Children of the night!

The only customers in the store are still Yuu Nishino, Haruki Ooyabu and Mia Kashii!

Kurosawa Aoi asks Ohyabu Haruki what masculinity is, but Ohyabu Haruki brings up the Warring States period and the policy of enriching the country and strengthening the military!

If we talk for another minute, we will end up talking about the mass extinction of dinosaurs and the evolution of mankind!!!

Just when Ohyabu Haruki was having a great time playing his guitar, Nishino Yuu, who had his guitar "welded" to his body, couldn't stand it anymore and started arguing with Ohyabu Haruki.

Kurosawa Aoi, Shido Aoi, and Kashii Mia were already accustomed to this situation between the two and were no longer surprised by it! !

"Do you also think masculinity is attractive?" Kurosawa Ao saw Ohyabu Haruki and Nishino Yuu arguing happily, so he asked Kashii Mia who was sitting at the bar.

"I don't feel anything because I'm a lesbian!!"

After hearing Kashii Mia's answer, Kurosawa Aoi scratched his armpit, and Kashii Mia asked him:

"Boss, I see you keep scratching yourself. Do you have a skin disease?"

"No, I'm allergic to silver. All of our people have this problem."

"Tribe members?"

When Kashii Mia heard Kurosawa Ao talking about his clan members, she looked at him in surprise.

Only then did Kurosawa Aoi realize that he almost let the cat out of the bag. He looked at Shitongu Aoi, then at Kashii Mia, and awkwardly took out a cup from under the bar and started making coffee.

"That Kurosawa Aoi kid, he just scratched his armpits and made coffee without washing his hands!! - Hosho Eimue!"

"Maybe it's that proud smell! - Ten Thousand-foot Dragon Wo!"

"Kurosawa Aoi has this habit, does Shotarou have it too?? —Kujo Takashiya!"

"I give up! I'm so numb, why do they always bring everything to my head??? - Shotaro Sae!"

"Hahahaha!! After all, Kurosawa Aoi is your parallel world body...——Kamiyama Touma!"

"You should just be happy about this, damn it. I didn't ask you to be Nan Tong, but you're still complaining here. - Baosheng Yongmeng!"

………………

In the world of light curtain.

It was already late at night, and Nishino Yuu and the others had already left the cafe, while the fat man Kishioka came with a sack on his back to "deliver" goods to Kurosawa Aoi and the others.

Kurosawa Ao asked Kishioka what masculinity is. Kishioka put hemp on the stool and began to talk about his unique insights on masculinity!

"The definition of masculinity varies from country to country. Europeans refer to it as sexual attractiveness, while Americans believe it's about strength, or the size of their muscles!"

"And in Japan, where you two are, the Japanese measure of masculinity is all based on how much money you can make!!!"

When Kurosawa Ao heard, "Everything depends on how much money you can make," his expression became dejected, and he slumped down on the stool with his left hand covering his waist.

"It sounds like Japan is the most difficult."

Kishioka also wanted to sit down, so he looked back at the sofa against the wall, took two steps back, and sat down without even looking.

Unexpectedly, he missed the target and fell to the ground. And with Kishioka's big body, it was like an earthquake when he fell to the ground! !

He immediately got up, coughed awkwardly twice, patted his butt, looked at the sofa behind him, and then sat down with peace of mind.

Kishioka's face turned sad as he just sat down.

"I used to be the same, struggling with so-called masculinity."

"This also makes me..."

Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi listened to Kishioka's story attentively, but when he came to the part about "this also made me", he got stuck and couldn't finish it for a long time.

This made Kurosawa Ao and the other man very anxious. They stared intently at the fat guy Kishioka, but he just didn't say anything.

Speak halfway, arsenic bibimbap!!

What happened to Kishioka?

Should he embark on the path of being an “instant blood clot deliveryman” or selling kidneys?

Chapter 285: Success guru, nonsense literature?

"This also makes me..."

"I've tried to commit suicide!!"

Fat guy Kishioka finally spoke out after holding it in for a long time. I thought he was going to talk about his success story of selling kidneys! !

Hearing this, Kurosawa Cang came forward and sat down beside him, comforting him: "However, you were lucky enough to survive in the end. Isn't that great?"

"Yes, that's how we met!!" Zi Tengkui also said.

"By the way, speaking of this, have you heard of this person?"

Immediately, Kishioka rummaged through his sack and found a poster called "Masculinity Enhancement Seminar" and placed it on the table.

“To make a name for oneself during the pandemic, a man must make a lot of money??”

"He's a big name who's often in the media right now, a master-level alchemist, Hanawa Rintaro!!!"

………………

The next day!

Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi come to participate in the "Masculinity Strengthening Seminar"! !

In front of an indoor stage, a dozen men in uniform, all dressed in black suits, stood quietly. Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi, dressed in plain clothes, stood in the corner, looking out of place!

The stage was completely dark and I couldn't see anything!!

Suddenly, a beam of light danced in the center of the stage, and a man with his head lowered and wearing a black windbreaker appeared in everyone's sight.

After a moment, the man slowly raised his head. It was Hanawa Rintaro. He showed a ferocious expression and shouted loudly to the crowd below the stage:

"Do you want to be rich? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to be surrounded by women??"

The audience in the audience also became lively, waving their hands and shouting loudly: "I want it! I want it! I want it!!"

Kurosawa Sou and Shido Aoi stood in a corner, staring at everyone in amazement! !

"Why is this so similar to those Chinese 'success gurus' on Douyin? They're all just talking nonsense literature!! - Wanzhang Longwo!"

"I'll give a hundred W to anyone who betrays me, and hundreds of millions to anyone who stays loyal to me in the future. Listen up! - Kiryu Battle Rabbit!"

"How much money you've wasted determines how magnanimous you are. If you've already wasted two hundred million, then when it comes to getting practical results, taking a billion won't be a piece of cake, right? Get the applause!!! — Saruto Ikkai!"

"6...——Hosou Eimu!"

"Is there such a talented person on Chinese Douyin? I'll download it and take a look! - Kujo Takashiya!"

In the world of light curtain.

Hanawa Rintaro was on the stage, and the audience below him were shouting more and more excitedly, almost going crazy!!

Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi were more and more speechless the more they watched...

After shouting for a while, everyone finally quieted down.

Hanawa Rintaro was on stage, talking about "nonsense literature", and the audience was listening to his nonsense seriously! !

"The first step to becoming a strong man is to act like a big shot. Compared to the honest little Karami, a big shot who knows how to brag is more likely to be a winner..."

…………

To put it bluntly, it's just bragging!!

It really is similar to the “success guru”! ! !

Hanawa Rintaro became increasingly excited as he spoke, and while he was talking, he jumped off the stage. His pretense failed, and he fell down in front of everyone!

Kurosawa Ao watched his movements until he was numb, his mouth slightly open and his eyes wide open! !

After getting up, Hanawa Rintaro continued to yell, "Based on what's been said, you guys should find a group of three and show off your arsehole faces to others!"

Everyone started to form teams and brag to each other. Then a middle-aged man who looked relatively introverted came over and teamed up with Kurosawa Sou to brag to each other!

"My name is Yakao Jiro!! My hobbies are... drinking and gambling. Please give me your guidance!"

Hearing this, Kurosawa Aoi said to Hakkaku Jiro Buchito, "What I'm most proud of is that I can see through the other person with just one glance. Do you want to try it?"

"want!!"

Then Kurosawa Sou pretended to stare into Hakkaku Jiro's eyes, looked at him for a moment and said:

"Well...you had two ventilation attacks!!!"

"That's amazing!! So accurate!"

???

Huh? Is Kurosawa Aoi really something?

Or did he just happen to guess it?

Kurosawa Ao saw that what he said was right, and looked at Hachiko Jiro with a proud look on his face, his nostrils dilating by three centimeters!

Then, Wisteria also came to show off her skills!