Taking stock of the knights in the parallel world, all the members of Chuangqi go to sea

After Ohyabu Haruki left, the girl named Kashii Mia suggested to Kurosawa Aoi:

"Boss, if you open during the day, there will be more customers. There are many companies nearby, which can attract customers to come for lunch."

“But we’re pretty used to being open late at night!”

"You can't be so conservative. This is the era of the new normal!"

Kurosawa Aoi: There's sunshine during the day, and we vampires need to sleep. You want me to work during the day? If you want me to die, just say so! ! !

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It was late at night and there were no customers in the store. Kurosawa Aoi was wiping the table, while Shido Aoi was sitting with her legs crossed, leisurely reading a book! !

Shidoku glanced at Kurosawa Aoi and found that he was a little absent-minded, so she asked, "Are you planning to sell lunch?"

Kurosawa Ao stopped wiping the table, thought for a moment and said, "How is that possible? Asking a vampire to work during the day is simply a fantasy!!"

Asking for flowers

“But isn’t it about adapting to the new normal?”

"That has nothing to do with us who are not normal!!"

Hei Ze Cang sat down on the stool and yawned, revealing two long fangs! !

At this time, a fat man with a cowboy style came in from outside the door. He was wearing a cowboy hat. There should be a three-bedroom and one-living room inside the hat!!!

This fat guy's name is Kishioka. On the surface, he's a coffee bean deliveryman, but secretly he's in the business of "instant blood clot dissolving"! !

As soon as Kishioka came in, he took out a small packet of instant blood clots and handed it to Kurosawa Ao, saying:

"I finally secured these quantities for you and will deliver you instant-dissolving blood clots!!"

"Thank you so much!"

"You're welcome. Taking care of vampires is my job!"

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"Having said that, you two are not orthodox vampires, hahahaha..."

Kishioka looked at Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi with contempt! !

Immediately, Shidokui asked Kishioka, "Excuse me, when can we deliver fresh blood?"

"Well, we probably have to wait until a vaccine is developed and humans can return to normal life before we can do anything about it!!"

"Our headquarters is in Romania, and even now, few people are out at night, so it's hard to raise blood!"

Upon hearing this, Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi both revealed disappointed expressions!!

Kishioka continued, "Until the supply is restored, please use the instant blood clots to get through. They're quite delicious mixed with shochu!!!"

He stood up and prepared to leave. When he reached the door, Kishioka stopped and asked, "So, you two... have you never personally sucked human blood?"

"Yeah, I haven't smoked it yet!!"

"I think so. In that case, you should go and try it. This will help you quickly become independent and strong vampires!"

"But we haven't learned how to attack humans yet."

Kishioka walked between Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi, put his hands on their shoulders, and said with a smirk:

"You can rest assured, leave this matter to me. I'm the best at helping people prepare delicious food for their first bite!!"

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late at night.

The dilapidated house where Kurosawa and Shido live exudes a gloomy atmosphere...

Chapter 269: The young 90-year-old old lady, Kurosawa Aoi’s fangs broke?

Kurosawa Ao was holding a book and standing next to Shitongue, gesturing with his mouth on Shitongue's neck.

"Using your left hand to support the opponent from behind, slowly move your face closer to the opponent's neck and aim for the right spot to bite!!"

"At this time, in order to avoid the other party noticing, blowing into their ears is also a good way."

After saying that, Kurosawa Aoi blew twice into Shidokui's ears.

Shisonius panted "Ahhh" and turned away from Kurosawa Aoi.

!!!

With this whole thing happening, those who didn't know would think that Kurosawa So had already penetrated his back door! !

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"Ah this! Shisoku is quite good at barking!! - Nogami Ryouta!"

"This is fucking idiot! If you look at your phone in public and make that kind of noise, you're going to get socially disgraced!! — Kamiyama Touma!"

"This kid, Shido Aoi, is a natural born bottom! Kurosawa Ao is blessed! - Manzhang Longwo!"

"Stand up!! — Morinaga Tetsuhiro!"

"There's something wrong with you upstairs! - Kujo Guiliya!"

"That Kurosawa Aoi kid has a pretty good blowing technique! — Saruwatari Ikkai!"

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When Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi were practicing how to attack humans, a knock on the door interrupted them.

"coming!!"

Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi excitedly said in unison.

I immediately ran to open the door, and in came a woman wearing a dress and a coat, holding a bamboo basket in her hand! !

"My name is Yu Zengneng, please give me your guidance!"

Yu Zengneng put down the bamboo basket in his hand, sat on the sofa, crossed his fingers and rested his chin on it, and said:

"Kishioka told me everything, okay, let's get started right away!!"

She immediately took off her coat, rolled up her sleeves and opened the bamboo basket, which contained several alcohol cotton pads and several compression cuffs.

Yu Zengneng picked up the cuff, tied it around his arms, and said, "Okay, I'm ready, you can bite it now!!"

"Don't worry, I'm used to being a vampire. Drinking blood brings eternal youth. You can't tell I'm 90 years old, right?"

When they heard that Yu Zengneng was already 90 years old, Hei Ze Cang and Shi Teng Kui were very shocked, their eyes widened!

“90 years old???”

Seeing the two people so shocked, Yu Zengneng proudly said: "But I look only 30 years old. No, it might be fair to say I'm 20 years old!!"

After saying that, he stretched out his arm and asked Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi to bite it quickly.

After hesitating for a while, Kurosawa Cang and Shidokui finally picked up Yu Zengneng's arms, opened their mouths and revealed their fangs, and at the same time, their eyes turned scarlet! !

Immediately, the two of them bit Yu Zengneng's biceps, but Yu Zengneng showed a puzzled expression.

"Huh? What's going on? Why don't I feel anything?"

Hearing this, Kurosawa Aoi and Shidokui increased their strength, but still failed to bite through Yu Zengneng's skin! !

Suddenly there was a "click" sound, and Kurosawa Ao immediately let go, revealing a painful expression.

He immediately covered his mouth, spat out a fang, and said in despair: "My fang... is broken!!"

Hei Ze Cang screamed in despair, and the sleeping birds on the two old poplar trees in front of the door were startled and flew away!!!

After a while, Yu Zengneng put on her coat, picked up her bamboo basket, and said to Hei Ze Cang:

"Don't worry about it. It's normal to have some troubles at first. Wait until your fangs are fully grown and try again. And make sure you take more calcium."

After saying that, Yu Zengneng took his things and left...

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Seeing this scene, the audience burst into laughter like "larks"! !

"Don't be so funny, I broke my fangs the first time I bit someone, hahaha!!! - Shijima Tsuyoshi!"

"Taro, my grandma's teeth are better than yours!! - Philip!"

"What does it have to do with me? I'm not a vampire!! - Shotaro Sae!"

"I was born with smiling lips!! - Huajiadame!"

"Hahahaha! He couldn't even bite through the skin, and he broke his own fangs!! - Narumi Akiko!"

"Why are you still sucking blood? Go suck feces. You don't need to bite to suck feces, hahahaha!!! - Kujo Noble Arrow!"

"I noticed you have a special liking for feces. You used to be obsessed with curry poop, and now you're talking about sucking feces!!! - Hosho Eimue!"

"Ah, you slandered me! - Kujo Takashiya!"

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The next day.

Kurosawa Ao sat on the sofa, browsing the blood supply website on the computer, and said to Shidokui who was reading a book in shock:

"Last week, two liters of blood only cost 20,000 yuan, but now it's skyrocketed to 100,000 yuan!!"

After hearing this, Zi Tengkui said calmly: "It's five times more expensive than before the outbreak. If it continues like this, it may become ten times more expensive!!"

“I remember the stimulus check was $100,000, right?”

"Vampires can't apply for bailouts!!"

Kurosawa Aoi was still trying to apply for relief funds to buy blood, but after hearing what Shido Aoi said, he collapsed on the sofa and complained...

"Instant-dissolving blood clots alone are not enough nutrition..."

"Even if you fight it till eternity, you'll never become a self-reliant vampire."

Then Shidokui seemed to have thought of something and said to Kurosawa Sou, "Sou, maybe we have to adapt to the new normal life too!!"

Upon hearing this, Kurosawa Ao sat up in shock and looked at Zi Teng Kui in disbelief.

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A cafe for kids at night.

There is a small blackboard at the door that says "Lunch service starts from 12 noon to 15 pm!!"

In order to improve their quality of life and get rid of the instantly soluble blood clots and drink blood, Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi start working as lunch sellers during the day with the determination to die!!!

The cafe was completely empty, and every table was filled with customers...

Kurosawa Ao was in the kitchen, shakily carrying out a plate of noodles and placing it on the counter, saying, "For the guests at table three, get 1.7 liters of pasta."

Immediately, Zi Tengkui tripped over her left foot and then her right foot and walked to the bar, picked up the noodles and staggered over to table number three.

Because they are shaky due to the strong light during the day, they may collapse at any time!!!

Wisteria kirilowi ​​was like a drunken boxer, and accidentally hugged an old lady who was having lunch with her husband.

The old lady helped Zi Teng Kui up and said, "Oh, this lovely child, what happened to you? Are you okay?"

"It's okay, I'm fine!!"

Kurosawa Aoi and Shido Aoi, these two guys, work like they're "drunken fighters" and might die before they even earn any money or drink any blood! !

Looking at the situation, I wonder if they can make it till 15pm. They might die in the store on their first day selling lunch!!!

Chapter 270: Shotarou: Don’t spread rumors, don’t believe rumors!

in the afternoon.

Kurosawa Aoi and Shidokui returned to their "shelter".

The two of them looked like they had just experienced a life-or-death crisis. Their lips turned pale as they slumped over on the sofa, their faces still trembling with fear, and they were breathing heavily!

Kurosawa and Shido each held a piece of instant blood clot and began to suck it like a snail! !