"You've made a mess of someone's hot springs, so you have to pay for it!!! - Hiden Orochi!"
"Even Hozumi Yutaka has 'invited' him, so why doesn't Ueda Joi 'cut' him? Is that impossible??? - Shotaro Sa!"
"Who are you talking about? That's right! He has nothing to do with me!! - Baosheng 383 Yongmeng!"
"Hahahaha! Yongmeng, stop pretending!! - Igarashi Ikki!"
………………
Evening.
After Hozumi Yutaka and the Ueda family came back from taking a hot spring bath, Ueda Koji suggested that he and Ueda Jo go buy some groceries to prepare dinner.
"Then Rang and I will go prepare dinner."
"Okay, Xiaozhong, come stay with me and look after the house together!" Suiji Feng said while holding Xiaozhong's hand.
Staying at home with Xiao Zhong?
How do I see it? The chain is tied to the door.
Ueda Jo stood outside the door, looking at Hozumi Yutaka with resentment in silence, and then left in a huff.
Seeing this, Ueda Koji said, "This part is exactly the same as Mika!!"
Leaving Hozumi Yutaka and Kotane at home, he followed in the footsteps of Ueda Jo...
Evening.
Ueda Jō came back carrying a large bag of things. He opened the door and saw that it was empty. He said:
"I'm back!!"
Hearing the sound, Hozumi Yutaka came down from the second floor.
"Where's Xiao Zhong?"
"Xiao Zhong is sleeping upstairs, where's uncle?"
"He went to pick up the birthday cake he ordered for Xiaozhong, and he won't be back for a while!!"
Immediately, Ueda Jō put down what he was holding and walked towards Hozumi Yutaka, wondering what he wanted to do...
Chapter 266: End! The next protagonist, Shotaro Zuo!
When he walked up to Hozumi Yutaka, he suddenly stopped and awkwardly pretended to be busy looking for something.
"Oh oh oh! By the way, these are the decorations for Xiaozhong's birthday party." Ueda Ryo turned around and took out a black bag from the things he had just put down and said.
Hozumi Yutaka opened the bag and pulled out a small air pump, some balloons, and some colorful flags...
"Let's finish the decoration now while Xiaozhong is asleep. He will definitely be very happy to see it!" Hozumi Yutaka said a little embarrassedly.
Ueda Jo opened the refrigerator, put the ingredients he had just bought in it, squatted in front of the refrigerator, and said to himself:
"We're alone now... Normally, this should be a very happy situation..."
"Feng looks like normal, how could that happen just now?"
Ueda Jou remembered the message that Ms. Ohata sent to Hozumi Yutaka while they were taking a hot spring bath at noon, "I like it too!!".
Immediately he interrupted in front of the refrigerator and shouted: "Ah!!!"
Seeing this, Sui Zui Feng hurriedly asked, "Rang, are you okay?"
"Ah, sorry, there's... there's a bug!!"
Seeing Hozumi Yutaka fiddling with the balloons, Ueda Jo said awkwardly, "Oh, let me help you too."
"I'll do this!"
He immediately picked up a pack of colorful flags and walked to the window to hang them up.
Hozumi Yutaka was holding a balloon and pumping it up, thinking to himself, "He's acting weird. What was that screaming about just now?"
"There aren't many bugs here? Could it be... could it be that I'm hallucinating?"
"Is he under some immense pressure? Does he want to break up with me in order to avoid worrying me?"
Thinking of this, Hozumi Yutaka speeds up the pumping motion several times. If you cover the balloon and the pump, your upper body will tremble, making it look like you are doing a "craft"!!!
He must be an old craftsman, his hand speed is so fast that it is blurry!!!
Ueda Akira, who was wearing colorful flags, had a tangled expression, his brows were twisted into a rope, and he was frowning very hard, looking like he was constipated and couldn't poop!!!
Immediately he turned around and shouted: "Feng..."
But when Ueda Jo turned around and saw Hozumi Yutaka pumping the air pump so quickly that his hand left an afterimage, he swallowed back the words he was about to say!!!
Then he looked at Hozumi Yutaka who was holding back for a long time before he spoke.
"No...it's okay...sorry, I'm going to go outside to get some fresh air."
After saying that, Ueda Jou quickly walked to the door, slammed it and left! !
Hozumi Yutaka was stunned for a moment before he put down the air pump and balloon in his hands and chased after Ueda Jo who had slammed the door and left.
"Wait...wait a minute, Rang."
Hearing Hozumi Yutaka's shout, Ueda Jo stopped and turned his back to Hozumi Yutaka with a stern face! !
"Rang, I want to talk to you about what happened..."
"I wish you would tell me what you saw so I wouldn't be frightened. What kind of bug was it? Did you see a lot of them?"
Ueda Jo turned around, looked at Hozumi Yutaka in confusion, and asked, "Why do you ask that???"
"Because you seem frightened."
Immediately, Ueda Rang turned his head away again, his face full of resentment, and he said loudly and excitedly, "It's better to say I'm confused than scared!"
………………
On the balcony of the house, Hozumi Yutaka and Ueda Jo, both wearing kimonos, were leaning on the railing with a bottle of beer each in their hands.
Hozumi Yutaka raised his head and took a deep breath, then asked, "What do you mean by what you just said?"
"No...it's just..."
Ueda Joi hesitated, and before he could say anything, the text message ringtone of Hozumi Yutaka's cell phone interrupted him.
He took out his cell phone and saw that it was a photo sent by Miss Ohata, but Hozumi Yutaka did not check it and put the phone away.
Seeing this, Ueda Ryou asked, "Why do you want to put it away???"
"No... because it's nothing important!!"
"The person today has been in contact with you, right?" Ueda Ryou asked jealously!
"Do you have any relationship with that person?"
"What's the relationship? What does this mean?" Hozumi Yutaka was confused!
"It's just...you guys are actually...dating or something..."
Ueda Jō was stammering and his speech was incoherent, like a stutterer.
If he had spoken more fluently, he might have been able to get through Hozumi Yutaka's "back door" long ago!!!
“Who am I with??”
Hozumi Yutaka was stunned, not sure if he was playing dumb or what!!
Seeing that Hozumi Yutaka was still confused, Ueda Jo said loudly: "It's... the person on the phone!!"
"Am I... am I dating Miss Ohata?? How could that be?!"
"How do I know you, isn't she in your phone, sending you a 'like'???"
After thinking for a moment, Hozumi Yutaka suddenly realized what was going on. He took out his phone and asked Ueda Ryou, "Could this be what you're talking about? Wait a moment."
Immediately, Hozumi Yutaka turned around and walked into the house. After a while, he came out with a black gift bag tied with a bow.
"I'm sorry to have worried you, but you totally misunderstood!!"
"This is for you, to commemorate our first anniversary!!"
Ueda Jō took it, opened the gift and saw that it was a lunch box.
"Because I'm not very good at choosing gifts, I consulted with Ms. Ohata."
"I sent her the photos I took in the store."
Immediately, Hozumi Yutaka took out his mobile phone and looked through the chat history for Ueda Jo to see.
Ueda Joi took a look at the chat history between Hozumi Yutaka and Ms. Ohata, and then looked at the gift in his hand. It was indeed the same as Hozumi Yutaka said.
Seeing that he had misunderstood Hozumi Yutaka, Ueda Jo lowered his head and remained silent!!
Hozumi Yutaka raised his head and took a sip of the beer in his hand. He looked at Ueda Ryou lovingly and said, "Ryou, I love you!!!"
Ueda Jō raised his head, was stunned for a moment, put the gift in his hand on the ground, walked forward and took Hozumi Yutaka into his arms!
"Feng, I like you too!!"
As he spoke, Ueda Jo reached out and untied the belt of Hozumi Yutaka's kimono...
Hozumi Yutaka sensed Ueda Jo's movements and asked, "What if my uncle comes back and sees us?"
"And Xiaozhong is still sleeping in the room."
"Father won't be back soon, so we just need to keep our voices down!!!"
Ueda Jo was so impatient that he had already untied his own belt while talking...
………………
Seeing this scene, the audience outside the screen exploded! !
"Here it comes, hahahaha! Battle Rabbit, you're dead!!! - Manjo Ryugo!"
"Wait a minute, let me get a magnifying glass and take a closer look!!! — Saruto Ikkai!"
"Hahahaha, after lurking for so long, the best part has finally arrived!!! - Oono Kanako!"
"Okay, the camera is in place. —Saruwatari Kazumi!"
"I have something else to do, so I'll be leaving now. — Kiryu Battle Rabbit!"
"F***, ******! ——Hosho Eimu!"
Just when everyone was excited, the screen went black, and a few seconds later a line of large words appeared.
"Warm reminder: This content will cause stye. For the sake of everyone's physical and mental health, this part has been automatically skipped!!"
This made the audience speak fondly.
? ? ? ?
I watched it for so long, afraid of missing this part, so I just read a few words? ?
This is fucking horse!!
6! It’s ok to just blur it out, what’s the point of not showing it directly???
This wave of "warm reminders" directly covered the screen with barrages!
The unrelated people were really cursing, but Kiryu Sento and Hoshino Eimue were relieved.
"Huh?? I've already set up the camera, why are you doing this for me??? - Saruwatari Ikkai!"
"Thank goodness it wasn't broadcast!! — Kiryu Battle Rabbit!"
"Shit, I've been waiting for this long, and now you show me this... - Hiden Orochi!"
"Damn light curtain, why aren't you rotten?? — Wanzhang Longwo!"
"Damn! I've got tissues ready! You're not going to show me now??? - Tetsuhiro Morinaga!"
"??? The amount of information above is a bit overwhelming!! —Himuro Gentoku!"
"Ahhh! Damn light screen, play it for me quickly!! - Shixiong Li Ke!"
"It's not bad! This shark arm light curtain left me with the last bit of dignity!! - Hosho Eimu!"
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